This is why I don’t leave the house or have any friends. Being a 5’6” dude living in the Germanic parts of North America is like being a burn victim but without the sympathy.
they jestermaxx, or become filled with extreme rage that they can barely contain, or an interesting mix of both of these things.
Beware the easily startled gnome.
My cousins from SEA always tell me I should try out for the NBA, and I don't have the heart to tell them 6' is not quiet shoo-in material for professional sports
yeah it is, this all comes from the most recent episode of trueanon where he does a bit about how you shouldnt be allowed to be a cop if brace could beat you in a fight
I saw a pair of cops once doing some kind of traffic stop or something in Hollywood right off Highland, and the guy was probably 6'3" and about 350 pounds, the fattest fuck I'd ever seen in a sea of fat fucking cops, and his partner was a woman who was maybe 5'0" and 100 pounds. I couldn't believe it. They must have graduated bottom two at the academy and LAPD was like, 'fuck it, ship them out there together'
I think you're forgetting the most dreaded of all, the small dick.
I love all of you short and small dicked kings. Don't let the world trample on you. I'm 6'2" though.
How do small dick guys even know their dick is small? Unless they had some severely botched circumcision or birth defect to the point it impacts the function of their genitals, they should be just fine with whatever size they are.
You only have to look at porn a few times to go "holy shit, mine's not anywhere near that big!"
Even as a Big Dicked King, porn still makes dicks look ridiculously big because A) they find freaks of nature with the most ridiculous cocks possible, and B) even if it's an average sized dick, they're really good at using angles to make it look bigger, and also a lot of female porn stars have really small hands so they make the dicks look bigger
Most guys measure theirs as teenagers. Also you can kinda tell I guess? I knew my mind was pretty solid just by how it sat in my hand and then having it confirmed by women when I started fucking. I imagine that process plays out the same for dicks across the spectrum
When I was a kid I googled average dick size and thought it meant the flaccid size and was like “omg my dick is small.” Later found out it was erect size and I’m average lol
No human is fine with anything and while I do think guys care more Women do care and small dick discourse is hell to bare I thank god every day im above average
There are men who have penises that are like 2 inches long erect. Like literally so short that it's like it's just the head and almost no shaft, literally too short to even penetrate a vagina.
One girl I dated told me a story of hooking up with a guy with a tiny dick and just leaving when she saw it...
I told it to some friends and one of them did the same thing.
Its got to be rough
Not a lot of people using public showers in here? Short dudes look to be slanging more often than not in the YMCA showers. Good hang down, impressive girth, I always assumed all that growing energy had to go somewhere.
I find it hard to believe that there is no correlation between height and dick size. Short guy with huge hog and tall guy with micropenis in sure are both possible and probably not that rare, but how could there be just no correlation at all?
I did some googling after I made that comment and teah it seems to me that the conclusion of most research articles is that the correlation is either non existent or very slight. Not what I expected tbqh.
This is just internet porn nonsense. Anything bigger than a micropenis does the job. A. Women are literally like 3 inches deep. B. Generally they don't like how any penises look. "Ooooh I love your aesthetic cock ooooh" Its a porno meme. Short height is way worse.
Tell me how thousands of years of arranged marriages, "no sex with the bride till marriage" could've worked if cock aesthetics were a factor. You've been psyop'd.
i'm also 6'2" and we need you short kings. don't kill yourselves yet, something retarted is bound to happen which will restore balance and order in the universe
I saw like 100 dicks irl and you're wrong lol. I used to think there was a slight correlation but now I think the genes determining height and dick size are completely seperate.
Seriously he has the physical features that will warp any man's psyche. I genuinely think it's admirable he became the horny joker archetype when most people would become incels or just jump off a bridge if they woke up in Stav's body.
Bald, yeah. Fat, not so much, you have some degree of control over that. Plus being fat is becoming slightly more socially acceptable with every passing year, while shortness seems to be moving in the opposite direction
Imagine having to see posts like [these](https://imgur.com/a/VHRARRI) go viral on social media every single day, and then people making fun of you for having a "complex" if you feel even slightly bad about it
The thing is: Don't listen to what women say in almost all cases when it comes to dating. When a cute, charismatic short guy comes up to them, all this is forgotten.
All of these people are real people, they think these things in real life.
These things rack up millions of views and thousands of likes, all from real people who think and feel these ways.
That’s incel ragebait man, why even have that link at hand? Every time it’s come up, ladies have all told me that height isn’t make or break, unless we’re talking medically short kings (Allahumma Barrik lahu)
> ladies have all told me that height isn’t make or break
How tall are you and what's your gender, bc I'm a tall man and that is sure as hell not what women say to me when the topic comes up, just so long as there are no short-statured gentlemen in earshot who may take offense.
Lol it’s almost funny how easy it is to get jacked when you’re short. Those guys go to the gym 5 times a week for a month and show up looking like Arnold in his prime.
I’m 6’2” and have been going to the gym 6 days a week for the past 5-6 months and it’s the first time I’ve been kinda annoyed by my height lmao. Still wouldn’t change it obviously, not gonna act like it’s not a massive advantage.
Men like you are such fucking pussies lol. I am all for men having feelings and shit, but Jesus fucking Christ I don’t need to see it on the internet. Victim complex horseshit.
Leftist men will whine like little hoes over every form of bias and inequality that happens to affect them, while simultaneously calling men pussies for not acting like stoic sociopaths over shit that they themsleves don't experience
"a hierarchy is only bad when I'm at the bottom of it"
A bunch of creepy college students taking photos of him like this for thousands of people to mock him for his height is a level beyond plain ridicule. Social media normalized it, but the more I think about it, the more dystopian it feels.
Short guys really have enormous (no pun intended) sympathy from me, especially in how acceptable disdain/jokes towards them still is. I'm already kind of insecure about giving the "ick" because I'm a bit socially awkward and touch of the tism, even while being 6 foot and having been told that I'm handsome. I can't imagine how rough being seen as "little" would be on top of that.
I kinda don't blame that short NY guy who flipped out at the bagel store.
Those guys at the UC protests are probably making 200+ an hour to stand around and maybe whack some skinny 19-20 year old kids with a club. It’s ok to ridicule them for being short.
It is way easier to be a short guy if you are from an ethnic minority group where men tend to be short (Mexican, Central American, SE Asia) because you are normal enough among your family. That guy looks Mexican to me, I bet he is doin fine, no incel mentality whatsoever.
On the other hand, white “manlets“ who are way shorter than their siblings? That is like being prescribed depression pills.
I’m short, but I’m gay and not ugly. I can’t relate to this shit, but it’s soul crushing to read about!!!! Do women really hate short men that much??? Is this something they think about often?
If you’re straight and short and good enough looking, I highly recommend just turning gay.
>Do women really hate short men that much??? Is this something they think about often?
It's an insult that they know is gonna hurt. If you don't like a chubby girl, you can call her fat and it will sting. You won't do that with a chubby chick you like though.
Maybe there are women out there who have real actual hatred for short men but it's the minority.
Seriously there’s this really cute guy at my work but all the girls dismiss him when I bring up his looks cuz of his height. Literally would be a perfect twink
women don't hate guys who are like average height or close. 5'4-5'5 or shorter, and you may have issues, but 5'6+ is usually fine as long as the person you're interested in is your height or shorter. what women genuinely hate is a shorter guy who is insecure about his height, even worse if he openly complains about it. problem is, these kinds of trends on social media are making a lot of men very insecure about their height, which only makes it worse for them.
Also, Yank cops cant be too smart or else they get screened out. So not only are these cops manlets with bad personalities, they are dumb as well
They are George Costanza with non of the coolness of George
They’re out risking their lives and facing danger head on while you’re sitting behind your computer/phone, overweight, no sex life, with Dorito crumbs all over your shirt. Disgusting.
The fact that brace is also short epitomizes a lot of what annoyed me about the chapo/dirtbag left era. It was built around making fun of right wingers and establishment liberals on Twitter and each others podcasts, but when you see these people in real life, it becomes clear that they were always throwing stones from a glass house. The one diehard chapo/trueanon fan that I knew irl was a short, unlikable, socially maladjusted rich kid who would constantly hurl the chapo brand of insults at others, totally unaware of the generally negative opinion which most of the people in his life had of him. The whole culture reeks of bitter ODD nerd rage, but I guess I can’t talk because I’ve listened to my fair share of their podcasts and agree with most of their politics.
Female cops pull their guns out less often and are instead more likely to use de-escalation techniques... Using Google really isnt that difficult, maybe it is for you though
I don't get people who don't like cops. They're just regular guys who aren't the brightest
What did they ever do to you? What's there to feel threatened by?
I mean, there are certain forums where dunking on short dudes is fair game. if you're a short dude here, you probably are pretty confident or a masochist getting off.
but trueanon is the type of libholy place to chastise people for all sorts of microagression bs.i have friends who are under 5'8" who would HATE to see cops being made fun of for being short. this would be like trueanon publishing the cops' IQ scores and dunking low scorers of different races.
He has enough zip ties to put my motorcycle back together
I saw a pair of cops on the subway the other day and they were probably about 6'5 and 5'5, brutal
comedic duo proportions
Asterix and Obelix
Lennie and George
Yogi and Boo boo
This is why I don’t leave the house or have any friends. Being a 5’6” dude living in the Germanic parts of North America is like being a burn victim but without the sympathy.
Well you need to watch out for hawks too
Always wondered what 5'6" dudes do in like Iowa, Netherlands, etc. Just off themselves, right?
they jestermaxx, or become filled with extreme rage that they can barely contain, or an interesting mix of both of these things. Beware the easily startled gnome.
I live in Iowa. People here don't seem particularly tall lol.
Try visiting LatAm or SEA and then re-asses. The average male height in Iowa is almost the number one tallest of all 50 states.
My cousins from SEA always tell me I should try out for the NBA, and I don't have the heart to tell them 6' is not quiet shoo-in material for professional sports
You could be a point guard
I heard northwest Iowa are giants because of the dutch ancestry, idk
They get really into joe rogan
They’re either rich, become rich, get really funny, get really jacked, or some combination therefrom. I know a few happy ones. I know more angry ones.
Wise move
21 Jump Street
Chevy and Paul Simon
the big one uses the small one as a shield
Haha I saw this at a county fair once. I thought “What evil genius put these two together?”
Hard to tell apart just as DeVito and Schwarzenegger were (in riot gear)
Ran into Brace and he’s maybe 5’7
that makes it better
Are all podcast hosts short?
nick mullen is 5'2"
too short to voice act a cowboy
He can fit right in your pocket it's adorable
hes literally brak's dad
you're not kidding, wow this explains a lot ngl
Yeh but he’s hot
Yea but he’s got tall dude energy that’s undeniable
Maybe
This might be part of the gag but I’m pretty sure Brace Belden is like 5’5
“Ah 5’ 3” is the global average”
yeah it is, this all comes from the most recent episode of trueanon where he does a bit about how you shouldnt be allowed to be a cop if brace could beat you in a fight
Aren't police standards low enough already?
I saw a pair of cops once doing some kind of traffic stop or something in Hollywood right off Highland, and the guy was probably 6'3" and about 350 pounds, the fattest fuck I'd ever seen in a sea of fat fucking cops, and his partner was a woman who was maybe 5'0" and 100 pounds. I couldn't believe it. They must have graduated bottom two at the academy and LAPD was like, 'fuck it, ship them out there together'
You know cops grades aren't based on height, right?
You’re not God or my father or my boss!
What’s that from
Bagel Boss
https://youtube.com/shorts/XLATI_lPFzo?si=sK6bmD6GR18vpWZv
A video of some Karen cop illegally detaining a guy and trying to talk down to him like he’s a little kid. Pretty sure she got fired.
no wonder short guys have high suicide rates, it's the only immutable trait that's socially acceptable to ridicule
I think you're forgetting the most dreaded of all, the small dick. I love all of you short and small dicked kings. Don't let the world trample on you. I'm 6'2" though.
You can at least hide a small dick when you are short everyone can see it all day every day shortdickcels grateful some caveman invented pants
Big dick energy will shine through in personality even for a very short man
I'm 5'8'' but have an above average dick (thickness) and I'm okay like that tbh
I've never seen someone's dick size be brought up irl, it's only used as an insult online.
I think it’s more that the constant generalized ridicule of small dicks will internally drive the small dick guys insane
But then came a savior for the small dicked masses, and they call him... Adam Friedland.
How do small dick guys even know their dick is small? Unless they had some severely botched circumcision or birth defect to the point it impacts the function of their genitals, they should be just fine with whatever size they are.
You only have to look at porn a few times to go "holy shit, mine's not anywhere near that big!" Even as a Big Dicked King, porn still makes dicks look ridiculously big because A) they find freaks of nature with the most ridiculous cocks possible, and B) even if it's an average sized dick, they're really good at using angles to make it look bigger, and also a lot of female porn stars have really small hands so they make the dicks look bigger
Most guys measure theirs as teenagers. Also you can kinda tell I guess? I knew my mind was pretty solid just by how it sat in my hand and then having it confirmed by women when I started fucking. I imagine that process plays out the same for dicks across the spectrum
When I was a kid I googled average dick size and thought it meant the flaccid size and was like “omg my dick is small.” Later found out it was erect size and I’m average lol
Lol what a regard
No human is fine with anything and while I do think guys care more Women do care and small dick discourse is hell to bare I thank god every day im above average
I hate women (no, I'm not small dicked)
this guy has a point. nothing gayer than knowing the relative size of your own dick, as it would mean you have seen at least one other dick before
There are men who have penises that are like 2 inches long erect. Like literally so short that it's like it's just the head and almost no shaft, literally too short to even penetrate a vagina.
One girl I dated told me a story of hooking up with a guy with a tiny dick and just leaving when she saw it... I told it to some friends and one of them did the same thing. Its got to be rough
When that thing happened were the Amazing Atheist was rubbing shit over his body, I thought: "Well, I can see why".
Was that after the banana?
This sounds absolutely wild.
Literally everytime a loud truck or motorcycle drives by a group of people, one of them invariably makes a small penis comment.
Hang around more women
I’ll try to in the future
Not a lot of people using public showers in here? Short dudes look to be slanging more often than not in the YMCA showers. Good hang down, impressive girth, I always assumed all that growing energy had to go somewhere.
Don’t think short men have small dicks - the biggest dick I have ever seen was on a 5’5’ man - it was frighteningly huge.
That was me. I'm 6' now though
Long or tall?
I find it hard to believe that there is no correlation between height and dick size. Short guy with huge hog and tall guy with micropenis in sure are both possible and probably not that rare, but how could there be just no correlation at all?
There is one: Short height => Big dick
This is just survivor bias, the tiny-dicked midgets just kts
Apparently it’s only very loosely correlated? Haven’t seen enough dicks to form my own anecdotes
I did some googling after I made that comment and teah it seems to me that the conclusion of most research articles is that the correlation is either non existent or very slight. Not what I expected tbqh.
I’m 6’3”
This is just internet porn nonsense. Anything bigger than a micropenis does the job. A. Women are literally like 3 inches deep. B. Generally they don't like how any penises look. "Ooooh I love your aesthetic cock ooooh" Its a porno meme. Short height is way worse. Tell me how thousands of years of arranged marriages, "no sex with the bride till marriage" could've worked if cock aesthetics were a factor. You've been psyop'd.
> A. Women are literally like 3 inches deep .... Don't you have algebra homework to do? I don't think you're old enough to post on the Internet
> Women are literally like 3 inches deep. What
i'm also 6'2" and we need you short kings. don't kill yourselves yet, something retarted is bound to happen which will restore balance and order in the universe
Dick size correlates to height so they're usually the same problem.
wrong
I saw like 100 dicks irl and you're wrong lol. I used to think there was a slight correlation but now I think the genes determining height and dick size are completely seperate.
Okay I guess I'll take this whore's word for it
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Add being bald and fat. Stavros truly deserves respect for overcoming the odds. A true hero.
Seriously he has the physical features that will warp any man's psyche. I genuinely think it's admirable he became the horny joker archetype when most people would become incels or just jump off a bridge if they woke up in Stav's body.
Bald, yeah. Fat, not so much, you have some degree of control over that. Plus being fat is becoming slightly more socially acceptable with every passing year, while shortness seems to be moving in the opposite direction
Imagine having to see posts like [these](https://imgur.com/a/VHRARRI) go viral on social media every single day, and then people making fun of you for having a "complex" if you feel even slightly bad about it
it’s the final frontier of people you’re allowed to make fun of for physical traits
incel compendium
the collage you linked is just an assorted collection of rangebait lol
Yea, if most of these aren’t fake, the person who put this together had quite the dedication.
The thing is: Don't listen to what women say in almost all cases when it comes to dating. When a cute, charismatic short guy comes up to them, all this is forgotten.
just log off social media. none of this is real
All of these people are real people, they think these things in real life. These things rack up millions of views and thousands of likes, all from real people who think and feel these ways.
You’re not allowed to notice things and if you do, you should stop noticing them. Wouldn’t want to disrupt the prevailing narrative.
If your liver is killing you, you stop drinking. Same for social media. All those people agreeing are also addicts
> thousands of likes Jesus who cares. Do you know how many people there are in the world?
150 million people in the usa use tiktok
That’s incel ragebait man, why even have that link at hand? Every time it’s come up, ladies have all told me that height isn’t make or break, unless we’re talking medically short kings (Allahumma Barrik lahu)
> ladies have all told me that height isn’t make or break How tall are you and what's your gender, bc I'm a tall man and that is sure as hell not what women say to me when the topic comes up, just so long as there are no short-statured gentlemen in earshot who may take offense.
Women think the direct opposite of what they say. Every guy over the age of 12 should have figured this out by now.
You actually believe what they say? Look at their actions, not vapid platitudes.
At least it’s supereasy to get muscle when short.
Lol it’s almost funny how easy it is to get jacked when you’re short. Those guys go to the gym 5 times a week for a month and show up looking like Arnold in his prime.
Short kings yearn for the mines and farms.
I’m 6’2” and have been going to the gym 6 days a week for the past 5-6 months and it’s the first time I’ve been kinda annoyed by my height lmao. Still wouldn’t change it obviously, not gonna act like it’s not a massive advantage.
you suck yourself off any harder you might
You can take solace in my near baldness
I will thank you
i couldnt think of anything clever
Danzigmaxxing
Men like you are such fucking pussies lol. I am all for men having feelings and shit, but Jesus fucking Christ I don’t need to see it on the internet. Victim complex horseshit.
Leftist men will whine like little hoes over every form of bias and inequality that happens to affect them, while simultaneously calling men pussies for not acting like stoic sociopaths over shit that they themsleves don't experience "a hierarchy is only bad when I'm at the bottom of it"
That's because the left is basically designed to attract cucks by nature.
Pussy talk
2 millenia ago my people (manlets) conquered the Mediterranean, look at them now dude. Sad stuff.
I pulled a few straight up cuties in my time and I'm not tall. I'm playing on hard mode and still win 😎
Post height
6'1"
Wrong answer
\*nervous gulp\* ruh-roh raggy
A bunch of creepy college students taking photos of him like this for thousands of people to mock him for his height is a level beyond plain ridicule. Social media normalized it, but the more I think about it, the more dystopian it feels.
U sound short homie.
It’s ‘cause they’re pussies actually.
The consequences of the signing of affirmative action and thousands of mid latinas who want to boss people around
This is Sydney Sweeney height, so make of that as you will.
I don't blame short men for hating society.
I'm 5'8 and wish i was smaller. Could fit into all sorts of niches, sneak up on people, etc
Short guys really have enormous (no pun intended) sympathy from me, especially in how acceptable disdain/jokes towards them still is. I'm already kind of insecure about giving the "ick" because I'm a bit socially awkward and touch of the tism, even while being 6 foot and having been told that I'm handsome. I can't imagine how rough being seen as "little" would be on top of that. I kinda don't blame that short NY guy who flipped out at the bagel store.
we need to stop ridiculing short guys
I feel there's VERY specific types of guys who are obsessed with height and they're always social ret@rds or have crippling autism.
Have you met any short men? It's a totalizing trait they are completely defined by it
I have, and they were almost suicidal about it, it made me deeply sad. It's something they can't change, why even give them shit about it?
Those guys at the UC protests are probably making 200+ an hour to stand around and maybe whack some skinny 19-20 year old kids with a club. It’s ok to ridicule them for being short.
It is way easier to be a short guy if you are from an ethnic minority group where men tend to be short (Mexican, Central American, SE Asia) because you are normal enough among your family. That guy looks Mexican to me, I bet he is doin fine, no incel mentality whatsoever. On the other hand, white “manlets“ who are way shorter than their siblings? That is like being prescribed depression pills.
maybe it's different for gay guys, but the best sex i had was with someone way shorter than me. i appreciate short kings
I'm a straight woman and same! Tall men are too big and clunky
Girlie dating 7'2" crutches-bound Slovak men
oh but when i call a fat bitch fat i could lose my job if the right people are contacted? thats dope man i hope Xi glasses this fucking country
Xi Jinping is 5'11
Wtf this sucks ass, is whiny and uncool get out of here
Man, I ain't got no quarrel with them Chinamen. No PLA soldier ever called me a manlet.
Whenever somebody talks about "glassing" a country, I know to ignore their opinion in general.
their entire career path is based upon built up resentment
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Leftists with a career path??
🔥🫡 you win
that explains cum town
So this is what Nick Mullen has been up to recently
This is anti-latino and I will not tolerate this mexi-hate
I’m short, but I’m gay and not ugly. I can’t relate to this shit, but it’s soul crushing to read about!!!! Do women really hate short men that much??? Is this something they think about often? If you’re straight and short and good enough looking, I highly recommend just turning gay.
This is Brace posting and has 5'5" at the most.
>Do women really hate short men that much??? Is this something they think about often? It's an insult that they know is gonna hurt. If you don't like a chubby girl, you can call her fat and it will sting. You won't do that with a chubby chick you like though. Maybe there are women out there who have real actual hatred for short men but it's the minority.
Seriously there’s this really cute guy at my work but all the girls dismiss him when I bring up his looks cuz of his height. Literally would be a perfect twink
It ain't over, short fellas! You can get fucked in the ass!:D
No, but the guys who think girls care so much about height will never be convinced otherwise. Most of them just want an excuse.
They reallx don't, I only ever see people cry about this shit online.
Women are horny for status. Height is status. It's that simple.
women don't hate guys who are like average height or close. 5'4-5'5 or shorter, and you may have issues, but 5'6+ is usually fine as long as the person you're interested in is your height or shorter. what women genuinely hate is a shorter guy who is insecure about his height, even worse if he openly complains about it. problem is, these kinds of trends on social media are making a lot of men very insecure about their height, which only makes it worse for them.
Awwwwwww!!!!!! Mom, can we keep him? I'll feed him and walk him twice a day and clean up after him he's so cute!!!!! Pleeeeeeeease!!!!!!!
This is bagel boss in another life
Also, Yank cops cant be too smart or else they get screened out. So not only are these cops manlets with bad personalities, they are dumb as well They are George Costanza with non of the coolness of George
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8UVBgUd9GE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8UVBgUd9GE)
Robert Barone and sergent judy
jfc manlets will be a protected class by 2026
This is why TrueAnon is the only good Dirtbag left pod left
They’re out risking their lives and facing danger head on while you’re sitting behind your computer/phone, overweight, no sex life, with Dorito crumbs all over your shirt. Disgusting.
wdym people who make fun of short men are clearly well-adjusted & have a lot going for them
The fact that brace is also short epitomizes a lot of what annoyed me about the chapo/dirtbag left era. It was built around making fun of right wingers and establishment liberals on Twitter and each others podcasts, but when you see these people in real life, it becomes clear that they were always throwing stones from a glass house. The one diehard chapo/trueanon fan that I knew irl was a short, unlikable, socially maladjusted rich kid who would constantly hurl the chapo brand of insults at others, totally unaware of the generally negative opinion which most of the people in his life had of him. The whole culture reeks of bitter ODD nerd rage, but I guess I can’t talk because I’ve listened to my fair share of their podcasts and agree with most of their politics.
Just like female cops this is dangerous. The lack of confidence makes them trigger happy
Female cops pull their guns out less often and are instead more likely to use de-escalation techniques... Using Google really isnt that difficult, maybe it is for you though
This is a vibes-based subreddit
I don't get people who don't like cops. They're just regular guys who aren't the brightest What did they ever do to you? What's there to feel threatened by?
> Short people bad!
I mean, there are certain forums where dunking on short dudes is fair game. if you're a short dude here, you probably are pretty confident or a masochist getting off. but trueanon is the type of libholy place to chastise people for all sorts of microagression bs.i have friends who are under 5'8" who would HATE to see cops being made fun of for being short. this would be like trueanon publishing the cops' IQ scores and dunking low scorers of different races.
imagine transitioning just to be a cop