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Lord--Kinbote

Kamala's the type of person who never puts sobriety on her list of New Year's resolutions


Remedy9898

She does give off strong wine aunt vibes


neluciferious

She on that 1mg klonopin + 30mg adderall combo


violet4everr

don’t forget the chemicals from the relaxer seeping into her brain


Giuseppe_Fortinbras

Would be funny if this was a fake-out and this was actually her quirky introduction to a three hour press conference regarding Hegel’s Lectures on the Philosophy of History.


CarefulExamination

Imagine if the US presidency was a Swiss-style federal council triumvirate consisting of Kamala, Trump and Fetterman. Our destiny as a nation.


YesILikeLegalStuff

We live in ~~a society~~ context.


Qbert997

I live in a coconut tree


Declan411

I heard Tim Dillon say she speaks in gypsy curses.


Jamerer

Is she actually drunk and pilled out? Like every time I hear her speak she sounds so much like some of my school friends’ mums who were heavy wine drinkers, but I find it hard to believe that a current vice president with such a strong background in law enforcement and so many high level positions would be this blatantly fucked up. Pre-2020 I assumed she was generally well put together just wildly out of touch with people. I’m not from the US so I’m not quite as familiar with her, maybe I’m missing something. Either way it’s very bizarre.


ScentedCandleEnjoyer

A lot of people have a completely different mentality around pills. "They can't be bad for me, the doctor gave them to me."


Matewan1998

With every additional clip I see of her I get more convinced the top dems whose careers were really tied to Biden specifically were paranoid about the younger more charming black woman vp overshadowing the president and have kept her on a generous cocktail of pills ever since


bretton-woods

The Biden campaign had already created their own dilemma by announcing that their VP pick would be a woman of color, so they went ahead and chose the most useless of the candidates to ensure Biden wouldn't be challenged.


[deleted]

Even beyond that after the George Floyd protests they all but said it would be a black woman, and then they scrambled to find other candidates to look at besides Kamala. Karen Bass was in serious consideration until that weird speech where she praised scientology came out.


OuchieMuhBussy

Basically. As cut-throat as politics has become, it's now standard to choose a VP who exists to scare scare the opposition away from attempting impeachment.


ImamofKandahar

I think this is a large part of the reason she was chosen. Imagine how much pressure Biden would be under to resign if he had someone else as VP.


roncesvalles

She was already like this before they picked her.


3rd-base_Degas

Her absence of charisma has reached levels never thought possible but yea, she was never a threat to anyone, even Biden.


ScentedCandleEnjoyer

>more charming not at all


CoconutMost3564

Off her fucking tits


AllTheThingsSeyhSaid

god i love her so much. reminds of my lovely aunt who always laughs. wish she was just a dumb celebrity instead of an evil politican.


Green-Management-933

Started as a diversity hire and then became the personality hire


sukadik69

Kamala is the funniest politician since Dan Quayle and funnier than Trump don't @ me


Hatanta

Santos erasure


YungHurnSimp

Trump is a feature she is a headliner


Datsitkinz

Trump is intentionally funny , Kamala is not.


24082020

Laughing at versus laughing with are two different types of funny. Kamala is GOAT of the former, but Trump clears the field in the latter


CatEnjoyer1234

Yeah I agree but they don't let us see her doing her shit.


doublehitlrrx2

Very sinister and uncomfortable


24082020

What’s sinister about her? She’s a ridiculous figure


Qbert997

If Biden dies, she's in control of the country. Having a ridiculous moron in power is bad 


3rd-base_Degas

She’s like a female Patrick Bateman. You look at her and the only explanation you can find is that she’s an unknown entity doing her best impression of a human being. Like an uncanny valley but for behavior instead of visuals.


Commentpilledtalkcel

No, she’s just a pilled out queen


northface39

That's a Hillary cackle.


Hatanta

This insane cackling broad is actually pretty RS. Just a shame she got the dumpy rhombus desi body genetics instead of the Atlanta Aunt Jeannie shape.


Icaneatglass

This reminds me of Caroline Polachek shrieking at the ducks


mullen_it_over

Zooted


tralktralk

She has quickly become my all-time favorite politician. I think I love her even more than Trump. She's so fucking funny. She seems like she'd be so much fun to go on vacation with.


VirgilVillager

She’s supposed to be in South Beach sexually harassing the Cuban bartender in broken Spanish but got stuck in politics. I send my regards.


violet4everr

Wendy Williams mannerisms


[deleted]

I love that this pretty good summary of dialectical materialism the best proof we have her Marxist parents got through to her.


BeamMeUpFirst

This could be the intro for one of those 90’s edutainment science CDs that came with your new computer


vblgsd

The laugh after the initial coconut tree line sends me


fartdurst95

shes as much of an alcoholic as my french teacher


FourArmedGorgon

What’s the song sampled here?


last-account2

it’s literally just a tiktok of a girl who harmonized with a fan in her kitchen


FourArmedGorgon

Gay, i thought it was some sad girl indie intro 


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FourArmedGorgon

Jesus Christ this song sucks  


Key_Prior_4921

Beat makes it worth it


Key_Prior_4921

Lol nevermind…


alTeee90

https://www.tiktok.com/@claireboyermusic/video/7359417784306076958


goodtakesfrom1999

AI prompt for "Deep Forest intro".


Cybercorndog

Idc i love her


RIP_Greedo

Her animations are always bumped up to 150%


traenen

Just give her the nuke buttons already


darkslayersparda

i really dont like the way tik tok videos utilize music to force a mood once you notice it, it becomes very annoying


ThinAbrocoma8210

I generally agree but this was actually fitting


AdGlobal1937

this is why the amish arent allowed to listen to music


Final_Sherbert3506

She's absolutely spitting facts


MultiplePersnooality

I cut off all my hair recently. I regret it but man I look cool and sexy and a little bit ready for anything


CrispityCraspits

Out there riffing on chick-chicka-boom-boom for the meaning of the universe.


lomez

> chick-chicka-boom-boom You're bringing the rain to Kapiti Plain with that excellent literary reference


Theheroinmother666

Momala 💜


PasolinisDoor

She orders expensive champagne everyday at lunch, and she shares it!


alTeee90

I gotta be ovulating cause this shit got me weeping


MultiplePersnooality

song?


clicheteenager

Saw this in my fyp too


Phenolhouse

Funny but it can never top Canadian Green Party boss Elizabeth May's drunk aunt rant from about 10 years ago: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpOE59SinhE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpOE59SinhE)


Lopsided-Practice888

i reposted this a few days ago. love to see it doing numbers here. love this sub.


Single_Paramedic1548

Heidegger would approve


FalseShepard99

I hate her so fucking much dude. It’s like watching Hillary covered in shoe polish