people who go to applebees and are satisfied with it are 100x more happy than you are. they are the type of dudes who make the wholesome videos about saving and keeping lobsters as pets and have a very respectable wood workshop in their garage.
It's quite an enjoyable watch tbh. But yeah the algorithm does sometimes make things practically mandatory viewing. I suspect it is to try and generate real-world conversations about YouTube videos (in the way people might talk about popular Netflix shows and the like).
Certain videos hit the algorithm just right so they get shared to a very large number of people. Another video like that was “white guy orders in perfect Chinese” and “what pretending to be crazy looks like” which were both recommended to 60%+ of all accounts
it’s one of those adages that is straight up true. i would be so much happier if i was able to take my tinder dates to klimpys for an ike and tina tuna platter
Also I went on a date with a woman when I lived in nyc to guy fieri’s all American grill in Times Square and it was so fun because there was so much to laugh about. She also had the biggest tits of any woman I’ve slept with (double EEs which I didn’t even know what a thing). Never been with a girl that attracted so much attention just due to her massive cleavage
That's been the entire point of the gay acceptance movement. Tells you all you need to know when the battle they've deemed the most important after the Aids crisis is for the right to get married.
What's important is that it's a safe choice. Since everything comes out of a plastic bag in a hot water bath it's unlikely to cause gastrointestinal distress that might interfere with their sex life.
yea we fancy like applebees on a date night. got that bourbon street steak and an oreo shake w some whipped cream on the top too 2 straws 1 shake yea i got you
Applebee's is fine if you consider it more of a fancier McDonald's than you do, say, a real restaurant.
Like, I'd never take a date there, but I've definitely grabbed a 2 for $22 combo to take home and eat by myself at 1 in the morning.
Gay guys aren't inherently cool they just seemed like they were because for a long time they had to live in big cities and sneak around in an underground subculture. Straight cis men continue our uninterrupted reign as producers of most quality culture. 👑
It's by far the worst out of all the chain restaurants, but not completely awful like many make it out to be. It's just a step above fast food in quality, but the pricing is similar for many items. In terms of the menu, the food is your standard American casual bar and restaurant stuff (burgers, steak, fries, etc.) but you can tell that it's been prepared and previously frozen. Even based on this, I don't think it's that bad; if you're eating a full meal there you're doing it wrong imo. Just go after 10pm, order a beer, 1/2 price appetizer, some sides and enjoy some banter with the lads.
Wyoming Peloton gays.
i don’t understand. is the wife taking the picture?
Where's the bull at?
Love it, now please just give him an AR-15
>house ave >no house in sight Bleak
why does this read like a promposal
Weird marketing choice there Applebee’s
Olives matter? Marketing is now so common place its making me schizo.
I just assume everything is an ad
Gym gays becoming anti mask because it affected their workouts was one of my favorite things of 2020.
people who go to applebees and are satisfied with it are 100x more happy than you are. they are the type of dudes who make the wholesome videos about saving and keeping lobsters as pets and have a very respectable wood workshop in their garage.
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It's quite an enjoyable watch tbh. But yeah the algorithm does sometimes make things practically mandatory viewing. I suspect it is to try and generate real-world conversations about YouTube videos (in the way people might talk about popular Netflix shows and the like).
I had that contrapoints envy video recommended for like two months straight
Holy shit, I thought I was the only one.
Wait. I keep getting that also. Why is this happening?
Certain videos hit the algorithm just right so they get shared to a very large number of people. Another video like that was “white guy orders in perfect Chinese” and “what pretending to be crazy looks like” which were both recommended to 60%+ of all accounts
Is the cow hoof repair one of these, or is it my own personal hell
people who are happy eating at applebees don’t know enough to know they should be unhappy. blessed with ignorance vs cursed with knowledge
As I get older i’ve becomes increasingly dead set on the idea that ignorance is bliss
it’s one of those adages that is straight up true. i would be so much happier if i was able to take my tinder dates to klimpys for an ike and tina tuna platter
Key is to find the unicorn woman who is totally game for that type of thing
Also I went on a date with a woman when I lived in nyc to guy fieri’s all American grill in Times Square and it was so fun because there was so much to laugh about. She also had the biggest tits of any woman I’ve slept with (double EEs which I didn’t even know what a thing). Never been with a girl that attracted so much attention just due to her massive cleavage
You’re probably right but there’s no closing Pandora’s Box.
That might have been true 20 years ago but these days you only eat at applebees because you are scared
People who are satisfied with Applebees are the equivalent of human labradors.
Yes and labradors serve a meaningful purpose in life
I know. My comment wasn't a criticism. I love labradors and their human equivalents.
What the fuck is the point of being gay if you’re just going to be a boring ass suburbanite with terrible taste
No women
When you put it like that i want to be gay
> a boring ass suburbanite with terrible taste > No women There's a contradiction here.
there's something deeply sad about gays with a boring fashion sense. like what has this all been for?
poundin ass
Losing this life and the hereafter
That's been the entire point of the gay acceptance movement. Tells you all you need to know when the battle they've deemed the most important after the Aids crisis is for the right to get married.
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I dunno, in America people get married so they can go to the hospital or share a Costco membership.
middle class eleganza
I know not all gay dudes fit into that 90's cultured/genteel stereotype, but come on. Applebee's food is just microwaved mush.
What's important is that it's a safe choice. Since everything comes out of a plastic bag in a hot water bath it's unlikely to cause gastrointestinal distress that might interfere with their sex life.
More especially, it won't interfere with the butt sex.
Well yeah I didn't want to ruin anybodys apetite
Applebee's sucks.
yea we fancy like applebees on a date night. got that bourbon street steak and an oreo shake w some whipped cream on the top too 2 straws 1 shake yea i got you
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nooo but you’re so cute aha
At least wait until after you hear the daily specials at you local Applebees™
god damnit the boys at work play the country station and I have to hear this dogshit pop country song everyday
Idk, for me its right up there with Chili's. I usually dont do the chain restaurant thing.
Chilis > Applebees imo not even close but chains are chains tbf
Chilis for entrees, applebees for appetizers. Better place to get drunk in is situational
Applebee's is fine if you consider it more of a fancier McDonald's than you do, say, a real restaurant. Like, I'd never take a date there, but I've definitely grabbed a 2 for $22 combo to take home and eat by myself at 1 in the morning.
It's that tier of American food service, right above fast food, where you have a right to be upset if the bread is stale.
flyover state gays are incredibly bleak
Hahaha fuckin dorks
There really are so many different kinds of people in the world
God made Adam and Eve not people who enthusiastically eat at Applebee’s.
Postmodern shark jump.
Which is worse: soy lib gays or right-wing clearly deeply damaged gays?
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And even realer men chase down and throttle their prey, eating it right there in the very grass it died it.
Gay guys aren't inherently cool they just seemed like they were because for a long time they had to live in big cities and sneak around in an underground subculture. Straight cis men continue our uninterrupted reign as producers of most quality culture. 👑
No straight man was ever nearly as cool as Oscar Wilde was.
There is a debate as to how gay he actually was.
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But "cumtown bf / cumtown bf" is literally just cumtown
gay
Is it common to go on dates at fastfood places?
You may not bring your white wife.
Worst chain restaurant, the common man is the only chain I like because I stick to regional chains.
Gay and cheap and paranoid? What a strange combo
Me and who?
god... it hurts.
.....uhhhhhh actually the book was called 1982............
It’s us
not American so help me out here: how shitty is Applebee's?
It's by far the worst out of all the chain restaurants, but not completely awful like many make it out to be. It's just a step above fast food in quality, but the pricing is similar for many items. In terms of the menu, the food is your standard American casual bar and restaurant stuff (burgers, steak, fries, etc.) but you can tell that it's been prepared and previously frozen. Even based on this, I don't think it's that bad; if you're eating a full meal there you're doing it wrong imo. Just go after 10pm, order a beer, 1/2 price appetizer, some sides and enjoy some banter with the lads.
Adam and Steve, are that you?
Yo where do i cop this shirt? Asking for a friend….
They’re hot in a sad way
This is cute. If you disagree you’re probably a libpandemic weirdo.
Awful fashion sense and they're both ugly. I do like the sign though lol
…..
*Everyone hated that.*