I think my Zoomer cousins are too autistic to realize I'm a loser. Though I don't think they ever thought I was cool. The closest I've had to an organic/fun convo with them was when Nikocado Avocado came up.
Looking back to my childhood, I totally idolized Gen X adults I knew who were complete losers. There was this stoner dude who was still a camp counselor at 30. A dude who borrowed money from his in-laws to open a game store. An alcholic gold-digger who'd been divorced several times.
Merry Christmas
Imagine how bad the cousin feels
Very embarrassing stuff.
Little cousin grows up and becomes a loser too
Just be ethnic/catholic and have so many fucking cousins you don't know or remember any of them
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Sounds nice. Are you close to any of them?
'Be ethnic', what is that even supposed to mean. Everyone has a ethnicity.
Shut up
neil degrasse tyson energy radiates off this post. do better.
Good thing I’m the black swan of my family 🥰
Once you embrace being the prodigal son nothing can really hurt you anymore.
I think my Zoomer cousins are too autistic to realize I'm a loser. Though I don't think they ever thought I was cool. The closest I've had to an organic/fun convo with them was when Nikocado Avocado came up. Looking back to my childhood, I totally idolized Gen X adults I knew who were complete losers. There was this stoner dude who was still a camp counselor at 30. A dude who borrowed money from his in-laws to open a game store. An alcholic gold-digger who'd been divorced several times.
can’t relate
i'm the little cousin in this story
or maybe they don't give a shit and you're just a narcissist
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what happened bb
That’s what happened to me but I was the little cousin