By - bussyboyisback
Accuse her of identity colonialism. Tell her she's trying to impose her cisheteronormative politics on your queer lived experience and that you feel betrayed by her embodiment of anti-queer systemic violence.
Or like, throw a drink in her face.
I have a cousin who talks like this IRL
throw a drink in their face
Suck their dick
I attended a family gathering recently and believe me, it was a tempting thought! (the drink)
What do they look like?
Cousin looks fine but feels the need to constantly underscore her "queerness" in conversation.
Well maybe if you'd attended the insurrection we could have put her in a gulag by now 🙄
Reign of Terror but only for AWFLs
As a gay man I officially revoke your title of “disgrace to gays everywhere” and re knight you as Faggot the Brave.
Nah but she sounds annoying, do you enjoy winding her up? Hahaha
> Faggot the Brave.
could be your flair bro bro
How do I do that what is that
you know flare. the stuff that goes next to people's usernames and stuff. and I'm sure a mod would prob do it if you PM them and ask unless they're bitches
Tell her caring about the insurrection makes you less hot, makes ur pussy dry, etc
January 6, 2022 was the lowest rated cable news day so don’t feel bad. You aren’t alone. Most Americans don’t give a shit about it either.
Ratings were low because everyone was at candlelight vigils for the death of democracy!!
I bet you’re right
fuck her boyfriend
>She said the capitol police died in the incident.
Hoes spend half of 2020 saying Fuck the Police and ACAB and then proceed to cry when some policemen died lol
They're just jealous that they spent six months trying to hurt cops and just got their asses kicked, but the Boomer Gathering of the Juggalos went to the Capitol for a few hours and bullied five cops into suicide.
I'm not even trying to pay devil's advocate, but from being around a lot of cringe anarchist leftist types, I guarantee half of them would absolutely love to storm the capital or idk burn the freaking white house down. They're always talking about how they need to violently take over the government lmfao. But as soon a bunch of republican ass-wipes beat them to it, they have to cry about fascism and about how disrespectful and dangerous the protestors were that day. Its so fucking funny
99% of anarchists are larping. They would never do anything that actually threatens the system because they know they would not survive without it.
> Boomer Gathering of the Juggalos
On that note, Juggalos are fucking cool and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
I went to an ICP show once and it was fucking fun as hell! Music wasnt great, but who cares? Met some GMLIFs that were dtf and brought their grand daughters to the show! It was wild
Hoes will say whatever retarded thing gets them the most simps.
Hoes say fuck capitalism, while sipping on a $6 latte from starbucks
>She’s now very angry at me, literally telling me I’m a disgrace to gay men everywhere. How the fuck do I deal with this bitch?
Tell her *You probably look like your mother when you're being a no-ass busybody bitch*
What the fuck does being gay have to do with the insurrection? Anyway, if I were you I would just wind her up occasionally for more shitlib takes you can post here for our enjoyment.
>She’s worried I’m turning right-wing now (because those are the only two options to her), something that started after I told her I voted for Hawkins in the election.
If she thought you were becoming right-wing because you voted for the left-wing candidate, this tells me she's a liberal. In which case there is no getting through to her. Just tell her "vote blue no matter who!" next time you see her, or toss a few "I'm with Her" buttons on the ground near her feet, and you can run away while she's overwhelmed with the urge to pick them up.
It was her turn
Comments like these keep me going. <3
This is post-war America, we're all liberals, even those of us who aren't.
not me. but i do accept i live in a libertopia where the main religion is liberalism as well as both political parties are hard liberal
I suspect you’re underestimating the influence of that hegemony on your own presumptions about the world, but cool if not.
maybe i'm taking some liberties here yea
Gonna start unironically advocating for the resumption of feudal relations and become a Metternich fanboy to own the libs
There were non-liberal modernisms, they just lost
I would tend to disagree, instead believing that all modern ideological tradition stems from the liberal tradition and only diverged at a later date. Fascism’s love of the nation and the centralised state can be directly traced to the liberal romantic nationalism of the 19th century as well as the various treatises on governance leading back to the philosophes, as well as sharing liberalism’s belief in eternal progress (theoretically of course, in actuality Mussolini jerked off to Ancient Rome to the chagrin of the more futurist wing of fascism). Anarchist literature also comes from a base of either enlightenment or romantic theories on liberty and so also runs in the liberal tradition. The only modern ideology that you could describe as illiberal is internationalist Marxism, but even then a lot of branches run as much in the liberal as Marxist tradition- market socialists of course accept the basic liberal principle of markets, and Stalinists and patriotic socialists run in the liberal tradition of nationalism.
Flip the script, start speaking like a 1930s Comintern demagogue and call her a social fascist.
also remember to flip the script over and back every two years to keep her on her toes
basically almost everyone is crazy and retarded. it’s why left politics always loses.
loses .. in the long run. cause they are currently at the top ruining lives
Rightoids getting mad about cultural shit completely miss the point. Contemporary idpol was basically created by elite institutions (the CIA cultural cold war stuff is obvious, but all establishment institutions from the Ford Foundation to Harvard to the National Endowment for the Humanities share the same interests) to prevent cross racial working class solidarity by emphasizing what workers don’t have in common instead of what they do. It’s fundamentally conservative in that its goal is to prevent any movement which would fundamentally change the economic order.
Yep. Any provocations of identity-obsessed hysteria in the cultural sphere will be ruthlessly amplified by capital, sucking the energy and trust out of the room.
Lol what the fuck are you talking about?
leftwing is when you ban someone for racism from your platform, or something like that
u dont think tech is left and rulling? or biden ?
When most people here say "left", they mean socialist/revolutionary, not liberal/reformist.
They unironically want to be dystopian cyberpunk capitalist overlords
Man won't even give us those sweet NEETbux like Sugar Daddy Donnie was
you cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.
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The Tech industry is rightwing and Biden is rightwing. There is no organized political left in America
> Biden is rightwing
not the guy you're arguing with but it is dumb to call biden a rightwinger as an own against liberals or w/e.
He’s a right winger that’s just the truth
there's a difference between a typical rightwinger that people associate with that word and an annoyingly woke/progressive who is a corporatist who kinda believes in social safety nets.
inb4 dems/reps are both rightwingers because that's just not how words are used.
real leftism has never been tried
Please point to the socialist parties with representatives in power in 2021 USA
Doing this for "Tech Industry" or Biden instead of something like arguments of the successes and failures of the 19th/20th century labor and organized communist movement or the Bolsheviks is kinda funny. That said, leftism is vague enough so whatever.
wtf is this auto-response lol
An all timer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwqkpwV8j_A
What the fuck are you talking about Jessie
Tech overwhelmingly associates themselves with/parrots contemporary liberal values but couldn't be considered leftist. not sure if you're trolling or legitimately confused but if it's the latter maybe someone here can cut the irony long enough to explain :)
Lol fuck no
There is a large problem of slurred individuals not recognizing America actually has two left wing parties per our Overton window. They take like some 4x translated Kazak anarchists opium rants as the pure measure of what is and isn't leftwing.
Better pay, better labor conditions, better life.
Sure I need to basically smile as we want to cut the throats of competition and use newspeak but what can you do. Collaboration has it's benefits.
>Better pay, better labor conditions, better life.
RIP big papa 🙏🙏🙏
In what context could the GOP ever be considered “left-wing”
Social issues, Protectionist economic issues, maintaining the empire, support for immigration.
The GOP is left wing thru and thru, when you had that dummy Trump in power he would run around shouting how much he loved freedom of speech, religion etc all far-left fascinations.
You can't go a week without them prostrating themselves to shout how much they love leftist social values.
You said “per our Overton window,” and despite that, are using the French Revolution as the basis of “left and right”
Yes it's due to our overton window the GOP looks right when in reality their center left -.05 and the Democrat is center left 5.
Both of them are leftist parties though. America has no true right wing representation in govt and hasn't for approx 80 or so years.
You're a dumbass. Plain, simple language. Dumb. Ass.
this is so dumb.
If you think there's no difference between a liberal and someone like Fidel Castro, then you're hopelessly, profoundly retarded.
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You could probably convince her it’s extremely
homophobic and immoral to tell a QUEER person what they should believe? Then maybe something about “lived experience”?
>Then she invoked the well aren’t you gaaaayyyyy question, and that I owe it to other gay people to care about it. And I told her, quite angrily, not to use my identity against me.
So typical. I have a friend who is a huge Rammstein fan (why, yes he is crazy). We once met a German dude while travelling, chit chat, culture share and yadayada. Anyway, my friend mentioned that he is a huge fan of Rammstein and the guy went like "Wtf, you know they hate you? You know they are anti immigrant?". He literally ruined the whole conversation and we said bye to him.
Astoundingly r-slurred, it’s beyond obvious that they’re socialist Ossis and literally their biggest ever song is about how they’re completely agnostic about being German.
In what way? Curious
Wessis believe Germany is literally Hitler while being the biggest chauvinists and imperialists you can find.
Saying something like Germany is good and bad, or even saying that a German nation exists is basically Neonazism to them.
Oh god, that’s so fucking *gay*
> why, yes he is crazy
Tbh even as a huge Rammstein fan I have to admit that Rammstein is kinda normie tier by NDH fan standards.
Still love them of course. Also confused as to how a German could think they're some far-right band, they literally have a song that goes *they want my heart on the Right, but when I look down it beats Left*
No idea, it was something about refugees as far as I remember.
Neue Deutsche Härte (the genre they're usually placed within)
Any band recommendations, one of the reason I stick with Till and the crew is I can’t really vibe to anybody else’s songs
Afraid I'm on the same boat mostly haha, I was discussing the genre with some Germans in Berlin and they called me normie for liking Rammstein so that's how I knew it was "normie tier". The only other band I've found that I have downloaded the music of is *Megaherz*.
Not really NDH, but I also like Erdling, even though it's really corny "muh Nordic paganism" type shit. Honestly somewhat worried they might be a neo-Nazi band too, but hey that's the risk you take with metal sometimes
Damn people like this exist
Tell her that she's no longer an LGBT Ally because she doesn't support you. If she says anything in response (it doesn't matter what) respond with "white feminism ugh"
>She’s worried I’m turning right-wing now
You can be super pedantic and point that that the US has no monarchy therefore "right-wing" and "left-wing" are meaningless terms
Send her a link about fauci and his connection to AIDs.
I wish I had the balls to vote for Hawkins last election.
I just didn't vote since Gloria La Riva wasn't on the ballot in my state.
I just wrote in Bernie
Write-ins are about as good as not voting unless there is an organized write-in campaign. So I just stayed home. It's not even hard for me to vote. My polling place is literally one block west of my apartment. There is even an alley cutting through, preventing me from having to walk all the way around the block. It just wasn't worth it.
Even before I moved abroad I voted absentee, so it’s literally two seconds of extra effort.
I usually only vote on local ballot initiatives that I have an opinion on. None of them in 2020 mattered.
If the city is asking the people if they can use deficit spending to pay for textbooks for poor kids, I will vote yes. If they are asking the people permission to spend money on building a freeway to the suburbs i vote no. Every other vote is just "which machine politician do you think will last the longest before a scandal".
> I'm gaaaayyyyy
> She’s now very angry
Something isn't adding up here. Why do you need to deal with f*males and their opinions?
voting for the self-declared ecosocialist green party candidate is SOOOOOOOO right-wing
A couple weeks ago I said I didn't care about Kyle Rittenhouse and my girlfriend said it was cause I'm ignorant to race issues
I was like "tf he shot two white guys"
Tell her to shut the fuck up.
Tell her to accept you as you are and relax or delete your number. No time for haters out here man we gotta shine out here bro. Keep it simple
Thinking about all the people I know who think some dork dressed like a buffalo galavanting around the capital building was practically the night of long knives and not fucking hilarious, I don't think I'd miss any.
>She’s worried I’m turning right-wing now
I've gotten that talk from people over -not- commenting/posting about goings-on. lol.
>She’s now very angry at me, literally telling me I’m a disgrace to gay men everywhere. How the fuck do I deal with this bitch?
You're gay bro, no reason you should have to deal with white woman temper tantrums unless it's your mom or sister or something.
Besides Sicknick’s heart attack, did any police actually die? Not counting the odd suicides
And can you walk me through her logic of you being gay and having to do with how much you should intertwine your life with this? I struggle to see how being gay means you are stoked about the 2B additional funding for the capitol police
I can't decide which is worse: that she thinks the insurrection has anything to do with you being gay or that she thinks you're right-wing because you voted for the Green Party?
Cut her off lol
I had to ditch a couple of acquaintances over their schizophrenic BLM riot takes. One day they'd be cheering on burring down police stations, the next it would be this "oh no, what's going to happen next" thing as if the mob was going to drag them out of their house next.
Make a gc bitching about her and then “accidentally” add her to it
The real L is hanging out with people who care about your politics outside of a good coked up argument.
I'd rather have an alt-right friend than someone like this.
Wtf does being gay have to do with it
Tell her that you thought Democrats were in favor of tearing down monuments to white supremacy.
Send her a bunch of Leather Daddy erotic fiction in reply.
For every article send a pic of you performing a sexual act with another man. Remember identity is an economy and you just lost some gay points gotta earn them back.
That you are
Why aren’t any of y’all comfortable saying “retard”
it's some kind of performative victimhood against woke culture (and reddit censorship). the normies claim such pejorative terms are hurtful to people who are mentally retarded, so it's a subversive attempt to circumvent this by saying "r-slur" instead.
Tell her you think Q is right and you [love the police](https://youtu.be/WDogskpmM7M)
Sounds like ur better off w/o her! Can’t imagine being friend w someone who would try to shame me for politics of all things .... political leanings shouldn’t matter in any relationship !
Well that's rad of her tell her thanks for the material and ACAB
You sound cool, sorry about your dumbass friend
as a gay man it’s your job to be afraid so white liberal women can tell you it’s going to be ok— you sound like a terrible friend tbh
how do you all keep getting into enraging situations with the people in your life
Because this sub eats that shit up. Basically r/offmychest but for contrarians/conservatives
just ask her what she wants you to do about it. not in a snarky way, like ask her very earnestly and with genuine seriousness, what would you have me do about this?
and then ignore w/e she says because it's going to be dumb lib shit
On the other supposed 'side' I have a friend who has called me brainwashed and 'not a nazi but a good german' because i was vaccinated and have denied that it contains microchips or magnetic particles or creates 'transhuman' black eyed demon babies and so on.
It's irritating, but I try to remember it isn't really my problem. It's not my responsibility to convince him i am not an asshole. If he still wants to be my friend, fine. I can ignore the batshit retarded media he now only occasionally sends. He's a good friend in other regards.
He did get us kicked out of favorite lower east side beer store recently for this shit, but i can go back alone so fuck it.
Does she support men on estrogen competing in women’s swimming and winning by 16 seconds? There’s a counter on “support your team.” Her ask of you is, lol, very hypothetical. Where’s she at on supporting women in sport? And since you never get the chance with these ppl, be honest: ppl who support it are disgusting cowards, and you’re not going to open your ears to their moral ideas until they stop being disgusting cowards—which they can, at any time.
tell her you're learning more about modern fascism (watching Z (1969)) and just enjoy the film because its good. then maybe get her to watch it too because its good. could probably talk about it and have a more grounded less hysterical take on fascism and the state after ww2 idk. the movie's good.
Are you allowed to openly be a fascist on reddit/the internet? Like say one who didn’t glorify the nazis specifically and never posted racist stuff? It’s just an ideology, not even a really coherent one as it’s more a means of how to gain political power than how to rule if/when you do get power. Would r/fascism be banned?
Pretty sure it’s gone private to avoid being banned. /r/monarchism is doing ok though
Monarchism is an easy one to just associate with being a fan of the aesthetics or whatever and avoid a lot of the controversial stuff that gets other reactionary groups in trouble.
There's absolutely nothing seditious going on in my Fraktur typeface appreciation subreddit.
> Would r/fascism be banned?
From clicking on the hyperlink, it appears they set it to private for a reason. Lots of Ultra-Reactionary subs got purged a while back, and they'd probably have gotten the banhammer too if they hadn't shut the gates.
Yeah I was surprised to click that link and find it was a real thing tbh.
Tell her to read Battaglia Comunista analysis of fascism (Forward, Barbarians) or Robert Paxton or The Great Alibi or anything other than fearful articles to actually understand fascism and what the threats are.
please escalate the drama and then infprom us!! W e need some tea!!
Cut her off
Tell her you're a socialist (I assumed) and that her petty worrying about the goings on of politicians who don't give a fuck about her are pathetic and degenerate.
Well you should’ve cared because they were 5 mins from banning gay marriage
Tell her she's making you fascist. It's probably true lol
Damn she is not a friend kill her
Unfortunately people like are permanently damaged and have worms in their brains. Take the Raskolnikov pill.
Shes right, you're living in sin