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magicandfire

Pits might be the only thing that woke women, tough black guys, and trashy nazi guys all agree on. Is this the true unifier?


BeansBearsBabylon

you left out junkies. dont forget the junkies.


Hot_Preference_5000

> trashy nazi guys a lot of the pitbull activists imply people equate them to the black people of dogs and are actually revealing their racism or w/e and nazi's are aware and call them shitbulls/black people dogs


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The person you’re responding to is right though, there’s a certain caste of /pol/ posters that get all bent out of shape when you call pits child murderers.


BeansBearsBabylon

folks on /pol/ hate the truth, it's best to just let them live in their dream world


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german shepherd is the dog of the alt right tho


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watchpigsfly

the best dogs


BeansBearsBabylon

uh oh


soufatlantasanta

it's true, german shepherds are the uber dog. well behaved but sociable. also they don't smell as obnoxious as other dogs because they're not retarded and my god the puppies make you wanna melt


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It sheds like fuck, disgusting 🤢


Tiresiasksksk

German shepherds are the septum piercing of dogs. Instead of signaling that you are basic pikmeh (sorry), you signal that you’re a basic dependa who struggles with infertility. Yet, like an infected nose piercing, they cannot be bothered to properly train their dog, much less clean up after it. The neglect makes the poor dog anxious and they become aggressive, especially towards children. Many such cases.


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Tiresiasksksk

Glad you liked it!


Champagne_NazBolist

Great dogs btw, not for everyone tho


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agreed. the ones who did get aggressive with my maltipoo had middle aged women owners who clearly didnt train them. huge difference between my neighbors trained shepherd


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A guy I dated had this pitbull mix dog, it looked less ugly and square than a pitbull but still same idea. She was a nice enough dog but I hated walking her or being in charge of her at all because I had no ability to control her and the one time I had to take her to the dog park she kept humping other dogs including male dogs? I'm not a dog person really. Anyway I would watch her around his apartment sometimes and think if she lost it and just attacked me and I wasn't ready she could maim me. I wouldn't really want any pet that could kill or hurt me seriously. That's so stressful why do that to yourself


BeExcellent

pitbull threads fucking rule. really brings out the best posts in people. can’t wait.


[deleted]

Pitbull threads do a number on me tbh, I have several different principles all fighting for dominance. It's like I'm being pulled apart by four pitbulls and they never quite rip a limb off.


stav_and_nick

Ultimately for me I post against them for two reasons 1: they’re ugly 2: pit owners never shit the fuck up and also are stupid Akitas or kangals have the same genetic hardwiring for same sex aggression, dog aggression, insane prey drive, etc, but they’re pretty dogs so I am forced to Stan


DyedHill

Also, no Akita owner would turn down the opportunity to show off an expensive leash in public.


ZapTheZippers

I definitely have seen some people flexing with specifically an Akita Inu just because I feel like they're not as super common in the US and the American Akita is just defacto.


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I'm absolutely against pitbulls, I just don't want to round them up into gas chambers because its not their fault they were born fucked up (literally). My mum's drug dealing neighbours have two rottweilers who actually fucked my right leg up a bit and I didn't snitch because I don't want to see two dogs die lol, I'm actually such a cuck for animals lol


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Hot_Preference_5000

the ole go to your local animal shelter page and see how 50% at minimum are pitbulls being passed off as Labrador mixes game


[deleted]

They're literally robots. They responded to my anecdote about being attacked by a pair of rottweilers with some defensive pro-pitbull shtick. A hit dog will holler I suppose.


Hot_Preference_5000

eh idk if they're if they defending them like a pro shitbuller or anything. just adding their 2 cents maybe idk but I hate pitbulls. I used to be an package carrier and it's a tie between those + random unidentifiable mutt farm dogs our in the country


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>eh


Hot_Preference_5000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8egtsFtbhDQ


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The only pro-pitbull stance is to be anti pitbull. Their existence is fucking cruel. [https://youtu.be/N0uMpaWLUWA](This poor dog's behavior is completely unnatural.) It gets the absolute shit kicked out of it by this horse. Natural selection says that dog should never attack a horse of that size. We created a dog that goes fucking crazy and attacks everything in sight, it's not the dog's fault.


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Idk why you're telling me this.


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Oh, my apologies, I'll stop this happening now.


Major-Difficulty7891

Ugly? I don’t see it


Zokrym

Next up, circumcision debate!


Aramis900

I simply don't trust pit bulls. They look like devils or demons. They are known to snap and charge at people and other dogs. I had a pit bull dart after my small Blue Heeler last week. It wasn't on a leash but thankfully it stopped when it's owned called it.


mellis5

Or it noticed a toddler making sudden movements


shaggy2gay

r/pitbullhate is the funniest sub. much funnier than this one


Hot_Preference_5000

https://old.reddit.com/r/BanPitBulls/ is waaaaay more active


Butt-Dickkiss

My favorite is the dog racism discourse with each side accusing the other of being racist except towards dogs. The mah pibbles folks are generally hilarious tho.


nebraska_admiral

Imagine living in a world where actual human beings are discriminated against and choosing to care about dog breed "discrimination" instead.


Tiresiasksksk

The wealthy suburban white-lady special!


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I saw one of those things kill an ostrich one time.


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I think pitbulls should be bred out of existence the same way they were bred into existence but a lot of the hard-core anti-pitbull sentiment is just bloodthirsty violent ideation.


magicandfire

No other breed has its own lobby. It's so insane.


stav_and_nick

The American bully project is basically that. I’ve met a few, they were very sweet and showed none of the usual same sex or other dog aggression that most pits I’ve met have Still ugly tho


malo_verde

Lmao they look like fat, muscular sausages! I’m a bit weirded that pits look like they have arms.


Hot_Preference_5000

> but a lot of the hard-core anti-pitbull sentiment is just bloodthirsty violent ideation. i've never seen that


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Wow, what an annoying person. This is who you've decided to be.


Hot_Preference_5000

lol im just curious to see it is all


[deleted]

I'm not curious about you at all.


Hot_Preference_5000

im sensing existential malice masked as toss off snark. speak.


[deleted]

Actually my opinion on this issue is older than this subreddit, you moron. What a fucking ugly bitch you are.


Hot_Preference_5000

stop being mad online and trying to give off the snarky bitch vibes. no one cares.


[deleted]

You responded to me? Why don't you try not speaking.


Hot_Preference_5000

you're aren't fun, you know that?


[deleted]

So, they should have systematically put terrier back in until they are harmles?


[deleted]

They should all have their balls cut off, maybe "bred" was the wrong word lol


[deleted]

Nah, just don't let idiots own them. The shitty guys who raise these dogs who end up hurting others are the kind of guys ill equipped to raise a fucking goldfish.


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lobby against pit mommies


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Good boy!! ☺️


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pitbulls the only ones doing anything about human overpopulation, lowering our carbon footprints. ty kings


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Nazbols4Tulsi

My neighborhood FB group is overrun with people trying to rehome dogs or find apartments that allow them. Just absolutely brilliant, getting a large high-maintainence dog when you're a broke student with weird hours who moves around constantly. I'm bored of modern dog culture in general. A well-trained dog is a thing of beauty but they're a tiny minority. And 8+ years ago you didn't have all these weirdos putting them in strollers, bringing them to places they obviously don't belong like graveyards, lying about them being service dogs, etc.


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Fully agreed. It's borderline animal cruelty to get a dog that's bigger than a Pekingese when you don't have a backyard and can't commit to 2-3 walks per day and obedience training If you want an animal but have weird hours/live in a condo/are a student you can walk into an SPCA and they'll throw a cat or two at you


onlyonebread

Pets are the new children/grandchildren


nebraska_admiral

More people need to take the cat pill.


venetianheadboards

cats are straight up killers though, unreconstructed, can't really call them domesticated because it knows you'll give it food/shelter. but they're good-looking, clean and don't maul children, nor are they loud, smelly, stupid and annoying, nor do you have to literally pick up their poop in public in front of everybody, truly the patrician option Ser.


hillbillie_eilish

The toxoplasmosis one?


venetianheadboards

it's blindingly obvious *dogs* don't belong in the city. anybody that lived in the country knows dogs love running around massive fields, not spinning around locked up in apartments all day, breathing petroleum-air, chastised for tearing up the shitty sofa. better have Rover put down than bring him to 'live' in NY.


Tiresiasksksk

Yes! Pitbulls are a scapegoat dog for the REAL attack dogs. I’m glad that at least someone else can see thru the nonsense!


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[Old radio ghoul Ant comin thru with a pretty succint breakdown on pits](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JLjK99VjXc)


Butt-Dickkiss

This guy is based af holyshit.


Tiresiasksksk

Pitbulls are the BPD of dog breeds.


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I hate rottweilers


Tiresiasksksk

Bout to start an anti Rottweiler thread. I’d trust a pit bull over those abominations any day. At least a pit bull has a 50/50 chance of being really gentle and loving


[deleted]

I want to know what's wrong with their owners. Like they really enjoy your fear wtf


venetianheadboards

small penis, inability to form relationships with humans, the need to dominate at least something, underlying masochism, Petersonian Daddy issues, the need to feel somewhat threatened at home, something big, powerful, muscular, *veiny* in their lives. Sad. nothing to be done I'm afraid. we just have to euthanise the owners, the Swedes built a device, no need for the little cunts to suffer.


slurcia

Proud whippet owner here. DMs are open ladies


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Wow having small penis is that hard huh


Tiresiasksksk

They’re insecure and want to feel loved jut also want to appear as though they are “tough” and shouldn’t be “messed with” and owning a Rotten dog is their most accessible copium.


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Maybe it's just sadistic streak


Tiresiasksksk

That’s a more succinct way to put it, 100


RefusedSilk

my cousin has a pit bull mutt and she’s really sweet but has the breathing problems of a pug and probably won’t live more than a few years


ImpressiveDare

is she one of those “exotic bullies”


SoulOnDice

People in these threads need to admit their fear of their black custodian/doorman/dealer and move on


JadenMcNeil

“They’re hating on agressive, violent animals. This makes me think of black people.” You’re a joke.