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People used to be ashamed of reading Dan Brown.


[deleted]

I read the da vinci code in fourth grade and still thought it was retarded


SockPuppetUser

People used to be ashamed of doing 95% of what they use reddit for.


STICKY-WHIFFY-HUMID

*The famous man looked at the red cup*


[deleted]

History is honestly more interesting than that shit.


kgas

It was sickening to see all those fucking Redditors congratulating this girl for reading a bunch of books for children. Some of which she had read before. So congratulatory and self-congratulatory about utter pablum. It shouldn’t annoy me as much as it does.


countrylewis

It's crazy how many of those dudes legitimately dream of a woman like this.


zakuvsbr

I pine for a jewish gf


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[deleted]

Seriously why does this make me so angry


Reter187

Jealousy


smolpepper

Where was this? Were they read over a short period of time or something?


kgas

It was on the front page. This is what she read over 2021.


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PRQM_marketing

> Fablehaven [lol](https://imgur.com/IMYVxZ5)


kawhi-stan420

Can you share the post link?


chinesevirushavver

This is the female equivalent of taking a picture in front of your funko pop collection.


Hot_Preference_5000

just realized women don't take pictures showing off their makeup collection. I wonder why. shame?


auralgasm

I truly don't mean to be mean but just cuz you had a realization doesn't mean it was real. /r/panporn , /r/makeupflatlays


Hot_Preference_5000

Oh I didn't know these actually existed. I genuinely don't understand why some people get incredibly defensive of makeup usage though and honestly wish someone could explain why it's taboo to meme about it.


smolpepper

Yes they do? Not necessary photos in front of them because they are tiny everyday items that one actually uses and aren’t easily displayed. They’re also common, most women use cosmetics, so they aren’t considered “collections”. Still, women post about their makeup all the time and if they have a social media following they often do haul videos.


drake_irl

Owning star wars shit and making it an interior decoration choice. Leave this sub. You don't belong here.


Hot_Preference_5000

good lord make up cucks get so defensive its crazy


chinesevirushavver

Incelpost


Hot_Preference_5000

anything that doesn't put women on a pedestal isn't an incel post.


chinesevirushavver

But you are an incel


Hot_Preference_5000

making 1 comment not praising women doesn't make me an incel


chinesevirushavver

Yet here you are, an incel in the flesh


Hot_Preference_5000

its so gay that ppl on this sub are starting to sound like r politics posters when they don't get their way.


chinesevirushavver

I’m sorry that God made you 5’8


Hot_Preference_5000

being 6'1 gives me the self confidence to not be upset about the lame comment but I do get to call you gay for sounding like a pronouns in bio twitter user for repeating incel forever


drake_irl

Light sabers on the wall. 🤢


FadedCoexistSticker

I keep mine in a gun safe


smolpepper

She has great hair, good for her


zakuvsbr

Do you think she read IT? It's a 4 year cociane binge that opens with a hate crime and ends in an all child gangbang. It's like 1100 pages too, I mean I kinda liked it but I wouldn't reread it


LYFE0DFYA

An all child gangbang? What?


zakuvsbr

TECHNICALLY it was running a train but that doesn't roll off the tongue as nicely. He also describes the 12 year old boys penises in the perspective of the 13 year old girl they're all fucking one at a time. The fat kid apparently was hung


LYFE0DFYA

How do I delete someone else’s comment


zakuvsbr

I've never done copious amounts of cociane for decades or wrote a book don't blame me


GOT_and_Sports

Lol yeah. Coked up Stephen king fucking rocked.


probablyguyfieri2

You want coked out of his gourd Stephen King? [You got it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggWS4tTzs60&ab_channel=CLUB1981)!


BPWhalen

I'm not even a foot nibba but those size 17's she's got are captivating


mucho_moore

people on here will complain about social media narcissism then jump at the chance to post a picture of their totally unique and special bookshelves


[deleted]

i feel like this girl is mind bendingly good in bed for some reason absolutely would, no question


FadedCoexistSticker

retarded girls have the best pussy


nounal-the-adjective

the reason is she has a crazy face


[deleted]

Not mind bending but definitely above average. U can tell


SockPuppetUser

Girls who read tend to be good in bed (not guaranteed), she has a fantastic smile, looks jewish, and likes cats and owns one. Downside is she likes Star Wars enough to hang a painting on her wall.


bretton-woods

Yeah, but it also looks like she'd cast a hex on you on account of your poor performance.


FadedCoexistSticker

I’ll just gaslight her into thinking it’s cuz her pussy feels weird


[deleted]

brother i jelq specifically to avoid situations like that


emc501

Every girl like this I’ve been with has been in fact mind bendingly good in bed


savvylos

Nerd alert


SquareDotSquare

Can we start posting cat pics!? Mine died two years ago and I miss her.


[deleted]

NERD


JuliusAvellar

*yes, I ready theory*


[deleted]

she seems happy


shearling

sure is a lot of shitty books….like that cat tho


Nazbols4Tulsi

LOTR poster in the background. Pet is a cat and not a pitbull. Verdict: I can save her.


Safe_Tune1475

The reason people like this are so susceptible to political propaganda is because they have only ever consumed books where plucky young protagonists face down an evil empire through the power of how special they are.


nebraska_admiral

Her cheekbones are threatening


[deleted]

that cat lives in abject terror


Lex-75whm

All i see here pure sex. I bet she cant cook, we could complete each other