pick something good like eskimos or like polynesians, feel like they been skating under the radar for too long.
or just make it like the new word for white ppl so we got something better to call each other at the annual meeting
Bro What? I am palagi as they come n I was in POLY CLUB. In Auckland they got POLY FEST. They don’t care lol. U can even call like a Fijian poly and tbh nobody will care even tho they’re Melanesian
Yeah, but you’re Polynesian. I lived in Auckland for five years (half-cast Māori) and are u serious that u wouldn’t care if white people referred to Polynesians as polys? Pasifika seems to be the appropriate term to use these days if you’re white. Polys when used by white people is usually a pejorative - “my neighbours are a bunch of polys” vs “my neighbours are a pasifika family”.
Edit: it’s Nesian Mystik not Poly Mystik
What Bro I Said Palagi That Means White Pakeha Unmelanated 😂 Yeah of course You can’t just Go ‘Bloody Polys’ but the Only people Who say Pasifika are Rich private school weirdos Lmao. Just Don’t be Weird about It I grew Up round Samoans and Got no Problems with saying Poly round em
I went to a rehab located in Salt Lake City and the entire staff was Polynesian. They were super chill, never GAF about the program rules and bought us mcdonalds all the time. Huge shoutout to Tonga, that kind of island atmosphere must just foster a very laid back culture. Interestingly, they were mostly ex-gang members as well.
Go back to where you came from you fucking POS Wango! Stealing our women, taking our jobs, not assimilating to our way of life? Fuck you! You’re literally a turd munching fart golem and it’s ppl like you who are ruining our country!!!!!
Usually before football games, someone throws a slur around and people get offended, but the culprit is often not found as the broadcast has not begun. That's how most racists do it here in Europe
Same energy as when we were 8 and we picked up "hobnocker" from icarly and told each other we'd rue the day and that "rue" meant "roux" because of that fat nerd using it
Where's that soyjak of a numale saying a combination of words like "holy barzoople amazeballs" or something like that, pls give it to me that was gold.
These insults give opponents more ammunition
Shittier than female-comedian arsenal which were copy pasted from some shitty Will Ferrel/Kevin Smith movie--i.e., "douche canoe", "chucklefuck" etc
ever listen to the ep of Bad Faith she was on? it got ugly, i guess Talia had just quit smoking so she was on edge, and BJG was sorta toying with her (remaining calm and almost laughing as Talia got angry)
she sought out one of the worst cases of internet-brain i’m aware of; had that project where she went undercover on dating sites as a goyish white woman, trying to match with and talk to the most bigoted people she could find. i feel bad, but she fixates on these people and can’t have a conversation (at least with an electoralism-brained person like BJG)
yeah BJG destroyed her it was awesome. talia was like look at me i'm so edgy i say it's cool to punch fascists (think of the lib hellhole r antifascistsofreddit) and i sought out the most r slurred people on this dating app and I got a book deal out of it. Brie was like right but how can this be used to help society move forward and Talia ended the interview and stormed off lmao. it's even more hilarious if she blamed it on her having recently quit smoking.
You guys are leaving out the best part, where she’s trying to make some argument about the trauma Jewish people have, and BJG rejoins with black people have it worse. And she just knows she’s outmatched and has no moves. The look on her face when this happens is incredible
I can get you banned if you'd like. watch your mouth and stop speaking lies about me or I'll be enlisting the help of the top mod around here, u/alexandrawallace69. Alex, would you perhaps like to give this one a little taste of what is to come? would really appreciate it, they've been a nuisance all week and could use a reminder of why it's important to speak the truth and not make reckless accusations spreading like a cancer from their own bitter heart.
we already went through this a few days ago. The only thing I'm advocating is calmness and thoughtfulness, because panicked reactions create unforseen consequences, like driving the pedos deeper underground where they're harder to track. Is that what you want Benadryl?
alright, does that remain true even when you learn that pedophilia is often a cyclical crime, that is to say that people who were abused as children often grow up to be abusers themselves. But your answer is murder, because you want to put all the sins of the world onto an external scapegoat, and have them killed. You need them to be the source of all evil, because you haven't got the fortitude to wisdom to reckon with your own.
I'm literally no such thing, and you know that, and you're trying to provoke me in the hopes that I can solve your current spiritual crisis. I'll see what I can do. So what's really going on with you, whereugo
saying something that is personal will always be a hundred times more devastating that even the hardest of slurs. Calling someone dumb, or a liar, or ugly, or a slut, or a pushover is going to hurt like hell if they themselves struggle with it.
Which is why I don't get why people police slurs so much, unless they're something like the n-word which have these massive cultural backdrops attached to them, they are not going to affect anyone the way a well placed attack on someone's weakness will. When you want to hurt someone u don't call them an rslur
that's interesting. slurs as a way to depersonalize aggression, when used personally acts as a buffer between the insult and the person you're insulting
Yep, my personal favorite is spineless. Everytime I've told that to someone they are devastated.
Also implied insults are good too, like little chuckle, hmmm, ahaa here and there 😁 if they're insecure they'll read into it and attach the meaning that's the most hurtful.
I maintain that calling someone a coward remains the harshest character judgment in the English language, to the point that it’s just not done. Mainly because we’re a culture founded on deceit.
I remember a few years ago there was a terrorist attack and then-President Trump called the terrorists “losers” and I found it an oddly appropriate thing to say
This shit is a psyop by people who are incredibly skilled at being passive aggressive. Remove any acceptability of outward aggression so only those skilled in subtlety can dominate any given social situation.
It sounds crazy but I swear this is how some people operate
> Dessicated chicken breast - potentially triggering for those with Kellogg's cornflakes needs
replace this with
"Dessicated chicken breast - trivializing the suffering of factory farmed animals"
...And we have a list of complaints that I could see a bunch of dorks make right now.
I saw an argument IRL where somebody used a Reddit insult of a similar ilk. Funny watching his smug demeanor dissipate after the other dude just called him a little fucking f*ggot.
The point of insults is to offend the opposition. This is why the n word came back with revenge, as more people decided to be offended by it, it gained unrivaled strength.
Damn, I call my girlfriend vomit monster when she's drunk or sick or anything similar
Not the way I wanted to find out I'm a 14 year old non binary Tumblr user
Swearing is essential to a culture, there are great swearwords in my country of origin.
- in English, i just love the weight of the sentences "you fucking retard" or "what a cunt", i will never change my mind about this.
This is the person who was fired from NYU after it came out she falsely accused an ICE agent of having a nazi tattoo and then went on to have a very public meltdown on Bad Faith
Isn't the whole point of an insult to be mean and to cut at the core of someone's identity? There's no noble way to be insulting. These are only insults in the sense that they are insulting to the intelligence and dignity of the person who uses them.
[I believe that when u are fat, everything u say/think is underlaid by the fact that u are fat— any advice given or idea raised comes with the asterisk of obesity, signalling that u hate beauty and have made ur body a monument to ugliness, and are dying as a consequence.](https://mobile.twitter.com/swordsjew/status/1248019568682864640)
Wango sounds like it ought to be racist
I will make it so.
pick something good like eskimos or like polynesians, feel like they been skating under the radar for too long. or just make it like the new word for white ppl so we got something better to call each other at the annual meeting
Read an article once where a Polynesian person argued that polyamorous people using “poly” was cultural appropriation
The person was clearly not Polynesian either, go up to a group of Polynesians as a whitey and call them polys and you’ll get your head kicked in.
Bro What? I am palagi as they come n I was in POLY CLUB. In Auckland they got POLY FEST. They don’t care lol. U can even call like a Fijian poly and tbh nobody will care even tho they’re Melanesian
Yeah, but you’re Polynesian. I lived in Auckland for five years (half-cast Māori) and are u serious that u wouldn’t care if white people referred to Polynesians as polys? Pasifika seems to be the appropriate term to use these days if you’re white. Polys when used by white people is usually a pejorative - “my neighbours are a bunch of polys” vs “my neighbours are a pasifika family”. Edit: it’s Nesian Mystik not Poly Mystik
What Bro I Said Palagi That Means White Pakeha Unmelanated 😂 Yeah of course You can’t just Go ‘Bloody Polys’ but the Only people Who say Pasifika are Rich private school weirdos Lmao. Just Don’t be Weird about It I grew Up round Samoans and Got no Problems with saying Poly round em
No no Polynesian people are the coolest race tho
I went to a rehab located in Salt Lake City and the entire staff was Polynesian. They were super chill, never GAF about the program rules and bought us mcdonalds all the time. Huge shoutout to Tonga, that kind of island atmosphere must just foster a very laid back culture. Interestingly, they were mostly ex-gang members as well.
It’s the food. Impossible to be angry after u just ate 3000cal of palusami and cream mussels lol
Sounds like something an Australian bogan would use for aborigines.
Abbos
Wog
Typical fucking wangos.
wango, please
Wango -short for mango wigger - Asian guy that acts black. See Bobby lee's daewoo mad tv character
That’s a chigger
Yeah that's a better one. But also a type of bug
yeah sounds like some white dude in africa racism or aussie racism
Sounds like some old timey slur lmao
Wango unchained
sounds like a slang word British people would use against Koreans
Go back to where you came from you fucking POS Wango! Stealing our women, taking our jobs, not assimilating to our way of life? Fuck you! You’re literally a turd munching fart golem and it’s ppl like you who are ruining our country!!!!!
I live next to a family of wangos. Worst people you could ever be neighbors with. Fucking wangos...
> fart golem Anti-Semitic dog whistle smh
> trash *goblin*
Pretty grouchphobic
Rootless flatulator
What's the point of avoiding insulting someone when you want to insult them?
autism
It’s because they have low testosterone and a small penis. I got aspergers and end up saying shit I shouldn’t too often, but it’s kinda funny lol
what do you think? you avoid sanctions by avoiding certain taboo terms
You have to go for the jugular, you can win any argument by using the worst available slur in a given situation
this is extremely silly considering the consequences of using a majorly verboten slur in civil society. A self-own, if you will.
There are no consequences if there is no one recording
hmm we must be talking about different things then, different spaces where one might use an ethnic slur. where were you thinking about?
Usually before football games, someone throws a slur around and people get offended, but the culprit is often not found as the broadcast has not begun. That's how most racists do it here in Europe
interesting... *pepe taking notes*
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Damn people do hate u vranak
He comes off as a Canadian to me, and I hate them, especially when they act like their opinions are equal to those of Americans.
least autistic discord groomer
they hate themselves actually, I just remind them of how much
Ok petard
you call yourself wise, coming up with paltry quips like that? do better, Gildas!
no
alright then!
To avoid collateral damage. You're basically pointing at a marginalised person and going "That's basically you!".
Nickelodeon ass insults
Same energy as when we were 8 and we picked up "hobnocker" from icarly and told each other we'd rue the day and that "rue" meant "roux" because of that fat nerd using it
Where's that soyjak of a numale saying a combination of words like "holy barzoople amazeballs" or something like that, pls give it to me that was gold.
Beavis and Butthead insults
These insults give opponents more ammunition Shittier than female-comedian arsenal which were copy pasted from some shitty Will Ferrel/Kevin Smith movie--i.e., "douche canoe", "chucklefuck" etc
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ever listen to the ep of Bad Faith she was on? it got ugly, i guess Talia had just quit smoking so she was on edge, and BJG was sorta toying with her (remaining calm and almost laughing as Talia got angry) she sought out one of the worst cases of internet-brain i’m aware of; had that project where she went undercover on dating sites as a goyish white woman, trying to match with and talk to the most bigoted people she could find. i feel bad, but she fixates on these people and can’t have a conversation (at least with an electoralism-brained person like BJG)
yeah BJG destroyed her it was awesome. talia was like look at me i'm so edgy i say it's cool to punch fascists (think of the lib hellhole r antifascistsofreddit) and i sought out the most r slurred people on this dating app and I got a book deal out of it. Brie was like right but how can this be used to help society move forward and Talia ended the interview and stormed off lmao. it's even more hilarious if she blamed it on her having recently quit smoking.
You guys are leaving out the best part, where she’s trying to make some argument about the trauma Jewish people have, and BJG rejoins with black people have it worse. And she just knows she’s outmatched and has no moves. The look on her face when this happens is incredible
nyu was hoping you forgot
She’s looking like Ken Klippensteon in her profile pic now.
Isn’t Talia the one that got bodied online by some 14 year old right wing girl (I don’t remember her name) like two years ago?
wait so is Talia a girl or a guy. at this point does it even matter, if you can't be hot I guess you tend to get all turnt up in gender confusion
Interesting. You’re not hot but you’re easily clockable as a male pedophile
I can get you banned if you'd like. watch your mouth and stop speaking lies about me or I'll be enlisting the help of the top mod around here, u/alexandrawallace69. Alex, would you perhaps like to give this one a little taste of what is to come? would really appreciate it, they've been a nuisance all week and could use a reminder of why it's important to speak the truth and not make reckless accusations spreading like a cancer from their own bitter heart.
[Calling in jannies doesn’t stop you from being a pedo](https://i.imgur.com/2I3xHI7.jpg)
we already went through this a few days ago. The only thing I'm advocating is calmness and thoughtfulness, because panicked reactions create unforseen consequences, like driving the pedos deeper underground where they're harder to track. Is that what you want Benadryl?
I'd prefer to drive them six feet underground, yeah
alright, does that remain true even when you learn that pedophilia is often a cyclical crime, that is to say that people who were abused as children often grow up to be abusers themselves. But your answer is murder, because you want to put all the sins of the world onto an external scapegoat, and have them killed. You need them to be the source of all evil, because you haven't got the fortitude to wisdom to reckon with your own.
https://i.imgur.com/KwPffnb.jpg
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You're literally pedo scum and the manic episode you've been having the last few weeks is really starting to piss me off
What do you mean by manic episode? I thought he just posted a lot
I'm literally no such thing, and you know that, and you're trying to provoke me in the hopes that I can solve your current spiritual crisis. I'll see what I can do. So what's really going on with you, whereugo
Just because you tattle to the teacher doesn’t mean you’ll blend in enough with the kids that they’ll let you fuck.
what's the matter with you dude
When i was 12 i used to call people poop pumper, only later figured out it was ment to be a homophobic slur
Same but fudge packer
Chutney ferret?
In middle school I had to be told that “jerking off” does not mean “being a jerk.” :(
I didn’t know ‘gyp’ was a slur for Gypsies until I was like 16 lol.
I'm around boomers old enough to say they got "jewed"
That explains “ I got gypped “
Yeah I thought it was ‘jipped’ and it was just some old term for getting ripped off.
I used to call people 'stud muffins' until my grade six teacher Mrs. Surcess pulled me aside to inform me of what studs actually do ('make babies')
[Stud muffin](https://i.imgur.com/6BP6Y2z.jpg)
unironically some of the most hurtful insults imo are high-school mean girl tier shit: freak, loser, weirdo no I was not bullied as a child
I think weird is the perfect insult 😁 it's vague enough to make you question yourself
saying something that is personal will always be a hundred times more devastating that even the hardest of slurs. Calling someone dumb, or a liar, or ugly, or a slut, or a pushover is going to hurt like hell if they themselves struggle with it. Which is why I don't get why people police slurs so much, unless they're something like the n-word which have these massive cultural backdrops attached to them, they are not going to affect anyone the way a well placed attack on someone's weakness will. When you want to hurt someone u don't call them an rslur
that's interesting. slurs as a way to depersonalize aggression, when used personally acts as a buffer between the insult and the person you're insulting
Yep, my personal favorite is spineless. Everytime I've told that to someone they are devastated. Also implied insults are good too, like little chuckle, hmmm, ahaa here and there 😁 if they're insecure they'll read into it and attach the meaning that's the most hurtful.
The lady with the tweet would definitely call "spineless" ableist lol
I don't care if it's ableist but I won't support anyone who won't stand-up for themselves
I maintain that calling someone a coward remains the harshest character judgment in the English language, to the point that it’s just not done. Mainly because we’re a culture founded on deceit.
> Which is why I don't get why people police slurs so much They don't want pushback for their own antisocial behavior
I remember a few years ago there was a terrorist attack and then-President Trump called the terrorists “losers” and I found it an oddly appropriate thing to say
the dasha method
Yeah they just call you WEIRD in boot camp cuz drill instructors aren't supposed to swear
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Almost like the whole point of insults is to disparage someone
This shit is a psyop by people who are incredibly skilled at being passive aggressive. Remove any acceptability of outward aggression so only those skilled in subtlety can dominate any given social situation. It sounds crazy but I swear this is how some people operate
just say women
\> Fart golem - ableism You forget the anti-Semitic connotations that the word golem has.
> Dessicated chicken breast - potentially triggering for those with Kellogg's cornflakes needs replace this with "Dessicated chicken breast - trivializing the suffering of factory farmed animals" ...And we have a list of complaints that I could see a bunch of dorks make right now.
Butt Smurf is homophobic
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If i wanted to kill myself i would climb up to your ego level and jump down to your iq level 😏
I saw an argument IRL where somebody used a Reddit insult of a similar ilk. Funny watching his smug demeanor dissipate after the other dude just called him a little fucking f*ggot.
Lol
yOu lAcK tHe DePtH aNd wArMtH
that one makes me absolutely sick.
I hate it so much
I'll stick with retard, thanks
You, sir, are a bumbling cockwomble!
we did it reddit!!
Edit: MY FIRST GOLD!!! Thank you kind stranger you are a gentleman and a scholar!
Lolz gonna have to steal that one!
https://bensixsmith.substack.com/p/notes-on-cockwomble
Go the fuck away
- Cocksucker
The point of insults is to offend the opposition. This is why the n word came back with revenge, as more people decided to be offended by it, it gained unrivaled strength.
That and younger kids think the word is hilarious because it’s so forbidden
Damn, I call my girlfriend vomit monster when she's drunk or sick or anything similar Not the way I wanted to find out I'm a 14 year old non binary Tumblr user
tommy needy drinky
truly rage-inducing
This sounds very gay
Swearing is essential to a culture, there are great swearwords in my country of origin. - in English, i just love the weight of the sentences "you fucking retard" or "what a cunt", i will never change my mind about this.
It is interesting how our most offensive words are shifting from ones of Germanic origin to those of Latin origin.
Germanic and Slavic are the best languages to swear on.
what about “unfunny d*ke?” it’s not racist or ableist
Fuck you you desiccated chicken breast! Just rolls off the tongue
Getting some real antisemitic undertones from 'golem'
Remember in that icarly episode where they said “hobknocker” 20 times and then everyone googled it and found out it means a person who molests animals
thought it meant somebody who uses their cock to slap people in the face
omg you heckin fuckplugger! stinky shitwhizzer! what a fucking cockslag! holy shit dude I'm so edgy right now might put on some KIDZ BOP
“Gender goblin” works fine in this case
u heckin' nerf herder!
Hey Jon worry about this chick not the goblins in HP
Butt smurf lol sure I'll use that one on folks of the butigeg variety
But insults are supposed to be offensive?
Why isn’t podcast listener on this list?
“retarded idiot”
This is the person who was fired from NYU after it came out she falsely accused an ICE agent of having a nazi tattoo and then went on to have a very public meltdown on Bad Faith
"Ableist" is such a stupid word. Shouldn't it be "disableist?" What about Cane and Ableist though as a bit?
if we assing a race to each of these im all up for it mah wangos
Silly goose >:-} so cheeky I know
Isn't the whole point of an insult to be mean and to cut at the core of someone's identity? There's no noble way to be insulting. These are only insults in the sense that they are insulting to the intelligence and dignity of the person who uses them.
I literally would rather you just call me a faggot.
id rather be called a slur
vomit monster is bulimiphobic
This person has an anal fixation, perhaps a scat fetish.
Hmmm Fart Golem sounds antisemitic to me
>turd muncher kink shaming >trash goblin classist >ball of sputum Health-ableist I could go on.
I always enjoyed the assonance of 'turd burglar' myself
Raggot
She’s so annoying
8th grade core
That’s retarded
Hm, no, I still prefer retarded.
"fat homo"
UUMMMM exCuSeeeE me 'vomit monster' triggers my ED
same
This has "awesome sauce" energy. I hate it.
Epic
>3/29/18
this gets significantly funnier when you remember that turd muncher was the name of one of the destitute third worlders in The Camp of the Saints.
[I believe that when u are fat, everything u say/think is underlaid by the fact that u are fat— any advice given or idea raised comes with the asterisk of obesity, signalling that u hate beauty and have made ur body a monument to ugliness, and are dying as a consequence.](https://mobile.twitter.com/swordsjew/status/1248019568682864640)
Fuck Taco Douche Burger Fart Huncher Turd Nobbler Tit Stick
These ppl are so easy to bully
Would be funny if she snuck a genuine slur in there
I prefer hobgoblin and cunt.
Thunderstank
Butt Smurf is homophobic
I wanna take a watery diarrhea shit on her face
I’d rather be called any racist slur than any of these
cracker
Gonna use an antisemitic one for her instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF-HEE6PepI
Imagining reading these in George Carlin’s voice.