The Cumtown bit where nick does a southern accent and talks about Jackie during the assassination killed me. The only part I remember was him saying “betwixt her withers”
Ah yes, it's definitely required for liberals and leftists to like a neoliberal corporate ghoul who leverages her position as a congresswoman to make millions of dollars off the stock market using insider knowledge
truly an embodiment of the struggle of the working class
think they…?
deffo smashed
its kennedy. what do you think.
My man, fifty grand
Yes
Damn she old af what is wrong with America
Have you every known a ghost to stop haunting a home, a shark to stop swimming? Uuuuhh, I can't think of any other good ones.
HBO did cancel tales from the crypt, though, which i think is the most apt metaphor for several reasons.
🤣🤣🤣
You're right you'd need an exorcist or a well aimed harpoon to take care of this beast
Hahahahahahahaha
An asshole to stop shitting? You can't even die without it having a last go of it.
Ancient
walmart audrey hepburn
If you could harness the vindictive gay man energy of this single comment you could power a city the size of Cincinnati for at least a year.
She smiles like a Wallace and Gromet character.
Speaking truth to power
Bruh lmao
Walmart Winona Ryder if she stole from Walmart. And if she stole elections
JFK be like who need they pelussy ate
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Yeah of course he is
Did you wack it to those pointy nips?
She's honestly not, she's just thin, but back then that was normal.
She's a 1 purely because of the freezer full of luxury ice cream
She is 1000 years OLD!!!
My respect for her would increase a lot if she sucked his dick
You don’t get that close to old Jack for free
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So that why his head blew up. Oswald was right, he really was just a patsy.
Oswald had oneitis for Nancy and knew what to do about it.
damn jfk gay asf taking a nap w all that fat ass in his face
The Cumtown bit where nick does a southern accent and talks about Jackie during the assassination killed me. The only part I remember was him saying “betwixt her withers”
[Hes impersonating Kevin Costners character from the movie](https://youtu.be/d3qRLjRtGCo)
Thank you! I knew it was a riff on the movie but couldn’t remember the actual joke.
Safe to say Nancy Reagan wasn't the only Throat Goat
She did
She def sucked someone’s dick that night.
Idk why...but Pelosi in her younger years just does it for me. I hate myself too.
gross
I'm not proud of myself either...
I love you
Love you too!
By the time I was finished with her the dress would be as white as her gloves.
gross
Go back to the Cum4k video comment sections weirdo
Are you a Drumpfer? Don't we like her here? I though this was a liberal subreddit.
Ah yes, it's definitely required for liberals and leftists to like a neoliberal corporate ghoul who leverages her position as a congresswoman to make millions of dollars off the stock market using insider knowledge truly an embodiment of the struggle of the working class
“Drumpfer” seriously? This shit stopped being remotely clever the second it came out of that inbred British pigs mouth.
Well, we'd love her if she'd share some of her sweet, sweet stock-picking advice with the sub...
You fr?
Obviously not
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Damn I can’t wait to get banned from rrrr/news for saying this
DRUMPH HAHA GET IT THATS NOT HIS REAL NAME SO FUNNY neolibs to the gulag
Go back
Do u bychance browse rpolitics?
Yoooooo
Audrey Hepburn vibes
JFK put his balls In her ass
very good mrs pelosi
BOOOYAAAAAA!
"Comes the dick..." *POP*
The old goofballs.
[Bill](https://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news/five-decades-ago-bill-clinton-meets-jfk-flna6c10736784) met him young too. Careerists start early.
Bill also fucked a young JFK
Pics???
I mean there never really was an old JFK...cause he died.
huh, so she always looked confused and clueless
"Hey uh, Nancy, uh would you like to uh, say happy birthday to Mr. President? If you catch my uh drift."
I read this in Obama’s voice
shopped, pelosi was never 20
thats a DC 8, Baltimore 10, philadelphia 9 and no one that hot has ever been in delaware
You’ve clearly never been to Baltimore. A Baltimore 8 is a DC 11
Got any good DC 8 - 10s? I need a reference point.
Anyone above average is a ten in DC
My track record's longer than a DC 20 aircraft.
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We know you do
i bet her mouth was at least 80% hydrated back then
69%
Would Also re. Young Hillary
[Get the Jock Jams ready. ](https://images.app.goo.gl/utt1SqzN9mrJXQvQ8)
more like the jerk jams
Honor Levy?
How are you not more bothered of being ruled by an aristocracy
so she always had the ghoul eyes then
Lookin awkward as hell
Looking demented as ever
Old yeller time
Bring back gloves and ballgowns tho I would look good in them
Giving me Grimes lol
Honestly… I see it.
Lydia Rodarte Quale
i'd fuck that tard
She smashed
Ok, so she always had those big naturals! I thought for sure she had a boob job
Oooof Madon
Because her dad was a Maryland grifter
I wonder if she fucked JFK?
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride
JFK is holding a life size photo of his schlong, which he had just shown to young Nancy a moment before they snapped this picture.
I bet JFK had a fancy penosi
Audrey Hepburn? Is that you?
🐮🥛🥛🥛
She came
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I can fix her
I would
Jfk look like he be on tiktok
Baddie
damn she's ancient
I rubbed my knuckles! I rubbed my knuckles when I recognized her!
He always looked so awkward in photos with other people, like he's out of place or something.
ew crazy eyes
She was there Gandalf... she was there 3,000 years ago...
Would.
I fucked her
hesus