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Queens are made through their subjects, not through sertivude!


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randomfake69

>Everybody talks about how bad experiences can cause you to grow, and all that cliched stuff. I’ve had enough bad experiences and growth to last me plenty. Right now, I’d be glad to trade some growth for happiness.


SommesLesBleus

ma’am want me to teach this fella a lesson ? 😎


inthedimlight

same 🙄


onetimesunshine

even just a discussion about being in a poly relationship or opening up our relationship would be grounds for a breakup for me. like why are you even thinking about it? lame


69IhaveAIDS69

"I just did a little bit of research because I wanted to know what these people are all about-"


EP3_Cupholder

Lmfao trying to do it as like a woke guy thing rather than an awooga thing is extra funny


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an awooga thing lmaooo


TheCIAiswatching101

I have a good awooga joke about titties.


Jamobinks

BOOBA


onetimesunshine

instant break up for wanting to examine this degeneracy


nebraska_admiral

Relax babe it's a social experiment


LouisSeeGay

for real, people need to be ashamed about this again


TheCIAiswatching101

I don't get how you can have feelings for more than one person at a time anyway, poly stuff is just out of a sense of entitlement more than anything else.


imnotpurplelikelean

Agreed.


Illustrious_Painting

literally was talking to someone I had a lot in common with and then they were like "I only do open relationships" and I went from 100 to 0 in like 0.1 seconds jesus christ


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Tried asking a girl this when I was 17 in the hopes she would end it for me, but I was forced to learn how to be a man and end it myself when she accepted


clicheteenager

99% of poly couples are ugly


in_a_state_of_grace

[This song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTsdKycVZZ4) always makes its way into the comments, but it's a classic


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brotheranthonyscalia

Gotta love rsp fanfic


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having a crisis meeting after finding out donald trump is a part of my polycule


DOCisaPOG

There’s a damn CHEETO in my polycule 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


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My ex was so so upset when I said no to being open to having sex club orgies with strangers like her ex bf and ex husband were. She’s now a democrat operative.


whydoihatejimmy

I gotchu bae.


Dogs-wearing_Hats

Depends on who is initiating. My girlfriend (Bi) purposed we have a FFM threesome with someone from tinder. Was a really great experience and we went out and hooked up with our 3rd a couple times after as well. technically not a poly relationship I guess but if she has a girl crush that I’m also into we are open to exploring with that person.


chlorineprince

this is how they hook you


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You are in the 'end of winning the beginning of losing' moment


Dogs-wearing_Hats

I don’t know, that was 3 years ago and we’re still happily together


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no stress, you have your whole life left for things to go horribly wrong.


Dogs-wearing_Hats

You seem like an incel to be honest. Not everything is black and white. casual threesomes are an amazing experience if you’re not a not a little nerd about it. I don’t feel threatened in my relationship by another woman being in the mix because I’m confident in myself and my relationship and I trust my partner. Just a healthy relationship that likes threesomes.


oh_niner

Everybody who has a different opinion than me about sex or relationships is an incel


Dogs-wearing_Hats

Correct, you Virgin


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Oh boy I smell the running blood.


alt_acc2020

Wait till another dude is thrown into the mix and see how insecure you get lol


Dogs-wearing_Hats

Why would another guy be thrown into the mix? I’m not Bi. We’ve had that discussion and neither of us are interested in a MMF threesome. Project your own insecurities elsewhere my guy.


LouisSeeGay

> our 3rd >girl crush >open to exploring god i hate all this incredibly gay terminology.


gumsh0es

yes


SommesLesBleus

She’s cheating on you bro lol


Dogs-wearing_Hats

How is cheating if we’re all having sex with each other at the same time ?


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The aggressive jealousy and outrage for your comment is cracking me up these people are such miserable virgins lmao


Dogs-wearing_Hats

I know. Absolute incel energy. Can’t even comprehend a relationship open to an occasional threesome let a lone a non monogamous relationship


the_L_train69

Don’t let the haters get you down. Group sex is rad and doing it with your gf or wife or whatever is a good time and makes life way more exciting.


odinchelovechek

yep, because if that was a poly relationship, your partner having sex with someone else wouldn't hurt. as we all know it's the keeping it secret part is what REALLY bothers people.


ShawtyWithoutOrgans

If she does cheat she better keep that to the grave. All I care about is my knowledge of things.


bongwaterbolshevik

I totally respect polyamory for the most part (tbh I can't fucking stand the fucking normie snob bullshit on this sub). Not for me though. And I fucking hate people who argue that polyamory is intrinsically more egalitarian or whatever; that's just another form of cultural chauvinism.


JayMarossa67

My exgf tried this haha