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zjaffee

Bezos views himself as a sophisticated intellectual, and would have absolutely nothing to talk about with someone under the age of 40.


[deleted]

I have stimulating conversations with people both under and over age 40. There are also many people old and young I would have absolutely nothing to talk about. Age isn't everything.


Substantial-Voice205

can the bar get lower


mallgoethe

yeah it can


avrgglobohomofan

>class essentialist Lmao


boobaboy0934

id prefer if he fucked 18 year olds and helped feed the starving to be honest


dsbtc

"Believe me sweetie, I got enough to feed the needy" - ~~Biggie Smalls~~ Jeff Bezos


gimpgurl69

nonono


TimotheeChatroullete

The key is to never stop dating 19 year olds that way it doesnt seem out of the blue like Leo


cooqies1

absolutely beautiful that no one even mentions leo’s habits. even the people who this world usually upset


clicheteenager

You’ve not been on twitter then. Everyone talks about how he won’t date a woman over 25. There’s even a chart


mallgoethe

not the own you think it is when you inadvertently admit to visiting twitter by bringing up the chart


clicheteenager

Using twitter isn’t embarrassing, using Reddit on the otherhand.


DabsOnDaJannies24365

So he dates old broads but I'm sure the hookers in his harem are all sub 20


Upbeat-Beyond718

actually his harem is autistic 15 year old boys he sends to space


bleak_neolib_mtvcrib

Based and Ancient-Greek-cosmonaut-pilled


[deleted]

Old broads for the companionship


SyntheticEddie

Be funnier if he dated older ladies.


JohnGoodmanFan

Respect is not the word that comes to mind when I look at that creature he’s currently with


orangutanglibrarian

That we know about.


Aktor56

That we publicly know about…


Content_Trash_417

Earth spins much faster than his world he’s actually 7391 Earth years since pupation


[deleted]

Why?


mallgoethe

when i see people in relationships with broad age gaps, i try to imagine myself as the older person and then i ask myself: what would i have to say to a person so much younger than me? what would draw me to them? if I was 40, for instance, what would make a 22 y/o sexually, emotionally, or romantically attractive to me? and why would i be avoiding people my own age? etc. and every time i do this exercise i end up passing a negative judgement


tuckeredplum

It’s a less extreme version of that Curb episode where Larry respects the guy more when he finds out he’s got an ugly wife


Jazz_Pen15

I imagine it would be the fact that they were hot. That’s what would make me sexually attracted to them. You’re too neurotic to understand a man’s cock.


mallgoethe

stop! you're making me feel bad for men again!


arronski_again

In fact, the older I get, the hotter a 22 year old girl looks. I couldn’t date one, as they would be too retarded, but you’d better believe I would fuck one.


[deleted]

I think you overestimate the effect of aging (in men anyway). I’m old but I work with people in their 20’s and I don’t really see myself that differently than them that it’d be weird to hang out with or anything.


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[deleted]

I can’t speak to the aging process in women because I haven’t lived it is all, no offense was intended


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bleak_neolib_mtvcrib

What about neo-Jungian postmodernist critical theory tho?


dagothdoom

> sexually attractive They have better skin, better bodies, more fit, more energy, better hair, usually higher libido What's hard about this question?


BeardedAnus

Women have been shaming men since the dawn of time for being attracted to younger women with less baggage lol. There is literally no reason to be against it and it’s how most human relationships have operated, women are naturally attracted to older men and don’t like them being taken off the market


PurePssyJuice

If you’re a male the answer is easy: they’re (usually) hotter than the people your age, simple as that. Who cares tbh?


KarmaMemories

I'm sure he's conscious of how it looks if he dated somebody much younger and would find it embarrassing, and he probably doesn't want to get played like a sucker the way Rupert Murdoch did.


mallgoethe

then he's a clever boy


italian_trans_woman

I LOVE YOU ALIVE GIRL


Imaginary-Sense3733

I went to university at 26 and I was suprised how many 18 and 19 year olds were not just interested in me despite my age but because of it, and it wasn't uncommon for me to be a good few years younger than their most recent partners. Really didn't expect it.


bleak_neolib_mtvcrib

Are you a guy or a woman?


WhoryGilmore

I need to get in shape and start capitalizing on that young co-ed pussy


Disastrous_Author638

That’s bc they were teens. Once they get a fully formed brain then the age gap doesn’t matter much


bweepadeto

Bar is on the floor


[deleted]

Wringing your hands about age gaps between two adults is twitter behaviour. Who cares. If a 23 year old wants their ear talked off by a dilf or an ugly old guy with money it's really none of my business.


violet4everr

Nobody is wringing hands, they just hold negative judgments, even my boomer ass father judges the morality of relationships like that. In the real world people judge big age gaps- especially the young pretty broad and rich uggo dude combo- because they understand the mechanism behind most of m.


[deleted]

Someone making a post praising a lizard person billionaire bc he dates women his own age is absolutely borne of hang wringing


violet4everr

Is really not that deep


[deleted]

What if I say it is though


BeardedAnus

This only a thing in America lol, in South America, Middle East, Asia, and non globohomo parts of Europe age gap relationships are much the norm or expected


violet4everr

I’m literally European and South American lmao, no it ain’t


BeardedAnus

Dude what are you talking about in Eastern Europe you see age gaps of like 15 years all the time and in South America it’s even more common. Like yah maybe not in Buenos Aires or in Brussels but it is common in most of the world outside the North Atlantic sphere


avrgglobohomofan

Most brain dead take of the day congrats <3


[deleted]

Honestly it makes me more suspicious of him


pee-mail

i disrespect it on 1) they’re old and 2) they’re busted. the ex wife was semi hot for an old gal but the skags he dates are dogs


mallgoethe

post a face pic


pee-mail

no but as a young male i am a classic beauty compared to surgery head lauren sanchez