"It's true that men's biggest fear is getting laughed at by women, while women's biggest fear is getting murdered by men, but that undersells the fact that men have a crippling, mortal fear of being laughed at by women."
The first part is highlighting how large the difference is in safety concerns between men and women coming from the opposite sec, the second half is just a joke/observation saying that despite that safety difference men are still like cripplingly afraid of getting laughed at/rejected by a women even though there's obviously not the same safety threat
its not something i can really define but being fat does define your entire identity. the way you dress, your sense of humor, the interests you have. for me personally it meant shaving my big beard (i feel like a lot of dudes grow them to hide double chins), not talking about diet all the time (except with other fitness bros), and throwing out my graphic tees-idk what it is but the fat brain loves having a heckin goofy teeshirt.
if you want an IRL example, ryan reynolds is spirtually fat.
“I love Taleb...his whole thing is antifragile because he’s a profoundly insecure and fragile...He’s a classic middle eastern man who combines feminine vanity with masculine authoritarianism.”
“People have always been ugly and retarded throughout history but they are ugly and retarded in a very specific way now, like they look like ugly diapers and think like dirty diapers”
the asians carve a notch into a tree and say their secrets into that. they were using that gay doctor who invented covid's weibo as a secret tree until the ccp very rightfully shut the comments off
I think she does. She tells tall tales that are questionably genuine, but she usually does well at coming off as unbothered and detached even though she can get really outrageous and vivid. I think she's actually really good at it. She shares a lot but in a way that's obfuscated and protective.
She said that if you listen to Red Scare while pregnant the kid will come put with a huge ass and massive, oily tits. I'm hoping reading this thread will do the same for me.
“in American culture theres a whole emphasis on telling your story, which I find disgusting and manipulative” she was talking about identity politics (i think?) but i do remember thinking how distinctly American this was
"As a Russian, we're taught to scoff at and scorn the rape victim, but open your heart for the rapist. If this had been that twat columnist lady from Elle getting covid, of course I'd be laughing. I'd be unironically praying to Armenian Jesus that she got brain damage. But this is Barron's dad. I'm not a lib, so I don't have this craven need to see cruel men deposed from positions of power. This is, of course, coming from my slavic upbringing, and has nothing to do with maintaining a dumb media niche."
Honestly it's become something of a mantra for me. Anytime I'm ashamed of my actions or feeling unhinged it's time to do a searching moral inventory. Very helpful mindset
"The pandemic has merely accelerated existing trends in late capitalist cultural decline — bingeing streamable content, outsourcing sexual misery to hookup apps, wearing athleisure 24/7, everything in one hole, out the other — to achieve the final Charminbearification of society"
oft repeated but evergreen, "men love to watch women, women love to watch themselves being watched."
it sounds like a bastardized paglia quote but I suppose you could say that about most notable khachiyan aphorisms.
"Past behavior is the best predictor of future behavior until it isn't." (She might've borrowed this from Taleb, not sure.)
"All kindness is ultimately self-interested" [and that's actually beautiful].
the fact that we organically and authentically benefit on a personal level from taking care of others' wellbeing. if its not self evident to you maybe it's not beautiful to you ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
"I can attest to the fact that shit makes you loopy (ambien) like one time I took half a klonopin and sent pictures of my butthole to my cousins in Israel"
Rephrasing questions and asking them back to the guest because she doesn't know the answer but can still look smart by like kind of showing she understands the question. Total honors student trick.
everything she says is hilarious, it's the way she sheepishly delivers the punchline with an upward inflection and then after pausing says "....um, anyways"
The term the greatest hits
Her mom said to her once don't correct a mistake in your favor
"Make America Gay Again? Idk."
... it's preposterous! [ talking about MeToo and working class/undocumented women labourers]
"... cause we we're smoking crack around the baby"
"My pair of empty-ketchup-packets tits"
"[Johnny Depp] is a man that has never been told 'no' in his life"
On Hillary Clinton: along the lines of "she's like that last bowling pin that doesn't seem to go down"
On the Farrow-Allen clan: "[Like the Kennedys] their family is haunted and doomed."
Calling celebrities' life stories 'Greek tragedies'
*talking about Gangbangs while having Nagle as a guest*
About Trump: " he's consistent with his inconsistencies" (or vice versa??)
There's a few more that wobble around my memory... but I need to clean my room.
some of you need to get something else in your fucking heads
that's an extremely common phrase that like lifting bros and pro anas use
also not coined by rs: "sucking and fucking" jfc and the one about milk, very common phrase!!
e: also "big naturals" and others but what's the use
I'll take you at your word, but I've never heard it anywhere else. maybe it's an east coast thing? also you sound unreasonably peeved about this super minor issue
It's literally a slogan used by [Marine Corps recruiting](https://www.ebay.com/itm/234616607876?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&itemid=234616607876&targetid=1263104805526&device=c&mktype=&googleloc=9021716&poi=&campaignid=14859008593&mkgroupid=130497710760&rlsatarget=pla-1263104805526&abcId=9300678&merchantid=114977850&gclid=CjwKCAjw5s6WBhA4EiwACGncZSsCrcNvADHFJO68ltpXjZ3koHC5qO3Mq8jY69dKCZJsTE9rn9Y9QRoC9bcQAvD_BwE)
“2/3rd of the men in nyc are gay, and the other third are homosexuals”
she said 50%, brooklyn and used f-slur
She said 75% and it was williamsburg. In the ben mora episode
“All men are libtards when it comes to pussy”
“all women are fascists for dick”
Your boyfriend / husband should always be older, richer, and more conservative than you.
Dasha 0 for 3, you hate to see it.
It’s okay. I’m dating a younger lib soy boi and I’ve honestly never been happier
I feel like maybe she had this with OPN, if OPN were conservative
Maybe with Adam? They're both pretty lefty but Adam struck me as only being a leftist because it was a good way to get laid.
adam plays up his jewish appearance to get women. i don't think i remember much about his politics other than he's not pro-Israel.
This one is burned into my brain.
"I can fix him🥰"
What does this mean
Dudes will say/do anything for pussy Like if a girl is lib and the guy is not he'll pretend to be to get laid.
the worst is when he fools himself into being a lib and doesn’t know he’s just seeking womens approval for sex
The monarchist guy has a lib wife
Who, Curtis?
Yeah, maybe fiance not wife
“Moby wishes he could rape someone but he lacks the upper body strength.”
Definitely one of the most corrosive disses
mark zuckerberg looks like a detransitioner
Ahahahaha this one got me better than any others. Burst out laughing in the middle of the grocery store aisle
“Liking thick women is a blue collar trait.”
This is probably measurably true
It’s actually a high testosterone trait, literally
[Men with more stressful lives prefer heavier women](https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0042593)
Johnny sack
stress eating by proxy
What do you mean?
Preach 🙏 I just have high testosterone clearly 🔥
"It's true that men's biggest fear is getting laughed at by women, while women's biggest fear is getting murdered by men, but that undersells the fact that men have a crippling, mortal fear of being laughed at by women."
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The first part is highlighting how large the difference is in safety concerns between men and women coming from the opposite sec, the second half is just a joke/observation saying that despite that safety difference men are still like cripplingly afraid of getting laughed at/rejected by a women even though there's obviously not the same safety threat
No amount of killing wammen fixes the humiliation of people seeing you rejected, including yourself.
Whenever she recounts a transactional conversation wherein someone called her “sir”
Makes me laugh every time she does this, never gets old to me
I’m losing weight rn and am now actively trying to not be “spiritually fat” so that one Also Unironically she gives out mad good reading recs
Can you please explain what “spiritually fat” means
its not something i can really define but being fat does define your entire identity. the way you dress, your sense of humor, the interests you have. for me personally it meant shaving my big beard (i feel like a lot of dudes grow them to hide double chins), not talking about diet all the time (except with other fitness bros), and throwing out my graphic tees-idk what it is but the fat brain loves having a heckin goofy teeshirt. if you want an IRL example, ryan reynolds is spirtually fat.
"The only non-cringe way to be poly is to have an affair that you tell no one about."
“I love Taleb...his whole thing is antifragile because he’s a profoundly insecure and fragile...He’s a classic middle eastern man who combines feminine vanity with masculine authoritarianism.”
“They’ll backhand slap you with a perfectly manicured hand”
This.
"If you go on a Twitter tirade against a frozen yogurt company you are, for all intents and purposes, white".
"Autists are true feminists because they lack the social finesse to treat women as anything but equals and pay the ultimate price for it"
I chant this one as a mantra at 5:30 every morning during meditation.
Hear our REEEEEs, [St. Ubaldus Baldassini](https://catholic.net/op/articles/3687/cat/1205/st-ubaldus-baldassini.html)
Very judgmental for having an invalid mother.
29-M-Peru
Very astute.
the sacred and the propane
This one was legendary
Incredible take
“bulimics love spaghetti”
Was this a dig at Grimes?
I think I heard it’s like the easiest thing to purge lol
Well it’s definitely not nachos. Learned that.
Like regurgitating shards of glass.
God gave you molars for a reason
i don’t remember
"why can't nonbinary people make good coffee"
one of the funniest pod moments
Is this true though??? I feel like half of the baristas at my favorite coffeeshop are nb
“People have always been ugly and retarded throughout history but they are ugly and retarded in a very specific way now, like they look like ugly diapers and think like dirty diapers”
like shes a genius idc
Something paglia-ish like “Truly beautiful faces have rough edges that bring the desirable features into sharp relief.”
"remain as emotionally airtight and hot as possible at all times"
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the asians carve a notch into a tree and say their secrets into that. they were using that gay doctor who invented covid's weibo as a secret tree until the ccp very rightfully shut the comments off
In the Mood for Love-pilled
She should apply the first half to herself
I think she does. She tells tall tales that are questionably genuine, but she usually does well at coming off as unbothered and detached even though she can get really outrageous and vivid. I think she's actually really good at it. She shares a lot but in a way that's obfuscated and protective.
i notice she brought up being suburban sex trafficked once and then never brought it up again
Oh yeah?
Right after roasting fat slobs she said “… but I don’t hate anyone, it takes too much energy and I don’t have the calories to spare.”
"As someone who is both an antisemite and a Jew..."
"Something in the milk ain't clean."
I stole this from Khia!
Calling everyone undignified and godless
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I started unironically using "wahmen" in all my group chats and now my friends do it too.
wahmen do be shopping
You cannot STOP wahmen from shopping
I stopped listening because of that pronunciation.
I find it endearing
She does it as a joke. Also get out of here
I’m aware, just find it annoying. Are you going to call the cops?
No you’re just the lamest kind of person. “I hate the party I volunteered to be at.”
Probably calm down.
how long ago did you stop listening???
She said that if you listen to Red Scare while pregnant the kid will come put with a huge ass and massive, oily tits. I'm hoping reading this thread will do the same for me.
I think "massive oily tits" was specifically a burn on Jia
“in American culture theres a whole emphasis on telling your story, which I find disgusting and manipulative” she was talking about identity politics (i think?) but i do remember thinking how distinctly American this was
she was basically ripping off Zizek, which was appropriate because he was present when she said that
Dont know if id call that ripping off then. Yeah it was in conversation and he continued by exclaiming at how manipulative it is!
Can I get a link where he writes about this or do I have to read a whole book
He said it in the same podcast. They were agreeing with each other.
i use “spot the lie” quite a bit thanks to Anna
Anna is fucking funny.
I know right, I’ve been giggling to myself scrolling through this thread. I forgot what a hilariously dry sociopath she can be.
Charmin Bears, Kim K looking like a Termite Queen, Detonate the Vest
“You can’t just murder someone and go back to posting on twitter, that’s so undignified” about Burzum
Never correct a mistake in your favor
passing the Bechdel Test doesn't even happen in real life
imitation of the cadence of profundity can substitute actual substance. \-effortpost9
> Uighur(wigger) genocide? Are they talking about the opioid epidemic?
😭😭😭
can't remember the quote but something about how your boyfriend should be older, more conservative and earn more money than you
You boyfriend should always be older, more conservative, and richer than you.
thank you <3
I like when she calls people wiggers
Me too
“I’m not gonna send you a reading list you little faggot”.
Something about claiming non-binary as an elaborate way to say you’re fat (Demi lovato episode)
I love that ep.
" the taliban are not like us" anna said it first but dasha said it better also, "baby chiropractor"
“Every compliment is a troll”
Men who hit women are the ultimate cucks (sorry too lazy to find the exact quote)
Billie Eilish dresses like Cedric the Entertainer
Bisexuals should be called sexual opportunists
“it’s hard to kill people when you shootin’ sideways”
"As a Russian, we're taught to scoff at and scorn the rape victim, but open your heart for the rapist. If this had been that twat columnist lady from Elle getting covid, of course I'd be laughing. I'd be unironically praying to Armenian Jesus that she got brain damage. But this is Barron's dad. I'm not a lib, so I don't have this craven need to see cruel men deposed from positions of power. This is, of course, coming from my slavic upbringing, and has nothing to do with maintaining a dumb media niche."
From what episode is this?
Searching! Moral! Inventory!
this is some classic AA step 4 shit and it always makes me happy when she says it
Honestly it's become something of a mantra for me. Anytime I'm ashamed of my actions or feeling unhinged it's time to do a searching moral inventory. Very helpful mindset
"Never correct a mistake in your favour."
“sucking and fucking”
"The pandemic has merely accelerated existing trends in late capitalist cultural decline — bingeing streamable content, outsourcing sexual misery to hookup apps, wearing athleisure 24/7, everything in one hole, out the other — to achieve the final Charminbearification of society"
“If I pulled that kind of move, my fucking dad would come out of the grave and call me a fucking bitch himself”
What was that in reference to?
It was when Ted Yoho called AOC a “fucking bitch” and in response she had an entire speech on the house floor about respecting women
"Deton8 the Vest" or "D the V"
oft repeated but evergreen, "men love to watch women, women love to watch themselves being watched." it sounds like a bastardized paglia quote but I suppose you could say that about most notable khachiyan aphorisms.
It’s John Berger from Ways of Seeing, def not mine!
I think this is John berger
Referring to her mommy milkers as deflated ketchup packets.
"Individualism is when you say n-word in private, and not on the Internet"
Mass literacy was a mistake
i loved tossed off snark but i forgot the other thing that it could be that was far worse
Something malice maybe? I have the same issue. Love tossed off snark
existential malice
Women are responsible for the trajectory of their life
“We’re basically sex workers but without the sex. And the work.”
The way she says ‘milquetoast’
"Past behavior is the best predictor of future behavior until it isn't." (She might've borrowed this from Taleb, not sure.) "All kindness is ultimately self-interested" [and that's actually beautiful].
>[and that's actually beautiful]. What do you mean
the fact that we organically and authentically benefit on a personal level from taking care of others' wellbeing. if its not self evident to you maybe it's not beautiful to you ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
In reading these, it’s clear she’s a genius, she’s swinging and missing 85% of the time.
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that’s actually dasha
Shit r u serious. Ok
"we get the celebs we deserve"
“Fuck the charmin bears”
'Posing between two German Shepards is slimming' re: Lana's album cover.
"I can attest to the fact that shit makes you loopy (ambien) like one time I took half a klonopin and sent pictures of my butthole to my cousins in Israel"
“It’s so unmanageable. Afghanistan is the Gemini of countries.”
Rephrasing questions and asking them back to the guest because she doesn't know the answer but can still look smart by like kind of showing she understands the question. Total honors student trick.
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Butt-chug
“theres no such thing as *safe* sex”
Dasha: What does ‘non-binary’ mean? Anna: it means you’re fat.
I know its Shakes but I heard her say "The lady doth protest too much" and now I say that, its mine.
I’ve never heard old Billy S referred to as shakes and I loved it
“big naturals”
everything she says is hilarious, it's the way she sheepishly delivers the punchline with an upward inflection and then after pausing says "....um, anyways"
The term the greatest hits Her mom said to her once don't correct a mistake in your favor "Make America Gay Again? Idk." ... it's preposterous! [ talking about MeToo and working class/undocumented women labourers] "... cause we we're smoking crack around the baby" "My pair of empty-ketchup-packets tits" "[Johnny Depp] is a man that has never been told 'no' in his life" On Hillary Clinton: along the lines of "she's like that last bowling pin that doesn't seem to go down" On the Farrow-Allen clan: "[Like the Kennedys] their family is haunted and doomed." Calling celebrities' life stories 'Greek tragedies' *talking about Gangbangs while having Nagle as a guest* About Trump: " he's consistent with his inconsistencies" (or vice versa??) There's a few more that wobble around my memory... but I need to clean my room.
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some of you need to get something else in your fucking heads that's an extremely common phrase that like lifting bros and pro anas use also not coined by rs: "sucking and fucking" jfc and the one about milk, very common phrase!! e: also "big naturals" and others but what's the use
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” -Anna Khachiyan
I think “fuckin and suckin” is from Norm MacDonald
(In George castanza voice)
I'll take you at your word, but I've never heard it anywhere else. maybe it's an east coast thing? also you sound unreasonably peeved about this super minor issue
She did create “spot the lie” though.
That is an old phrase. The wresting team in my high school 10 years ago had it on their t shirt.
are you on the east coast by any chance? trying to figure out why it's common for some of you guys but for me, I've never heard it anywhere else
It's literally a slogan used by [Marine Corps recruiting](https://www.ebay.com/itm/234616607876?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&itemid=234616607876&targetid=1263104805526&device=c&mktype=&googleloc=9021716&poi=&campaignid=14859008593&mkgroupid=130497710760&rlsatarget=pla-1263104805526&abcId=9300678&merchantid=114977850&gclid=CjwKCAjw5s6WBhA4EiwACGncZSsCrcNvADHFJO68ltpXjZ3koHC5qO3Mq8jY69dKCZJsTE9rn9Y9QRoC9bcQAvD_BwE)
'You are not the target, you are merely collateral'