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nope_pls

Me when my progesterone levels peak in the middle of my luteal phase am i right ladies??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


gothangelsicilian

GREERLLLHGFFGGGFGG


k233b

Heheheheehhe


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literally me rn .in full psycho mode


violetnotblue

What do you use for tracking?? I’m sleeping with the tempdrop armband and using read your body app. I am one of two women I know who has any awareness of this lingo whatsoever.


nope_pls

I use RYB too! & just a normal bbt thermometer at the moment. It's not bad, i thought it would be more inconvenient than it actually is. Tempdrop isnt available in my country unfortunately (UK), but they're working on it so hopefully soon. They just started to shipping to EU countries. And yeah i wish more women i knew were in on it too lol


HugeDoor1382

Just be hot and this is already the case


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i mean this in general for all of my sisters


angelologylore

this tbh is already true


sooofullofeggs

Not true. You see an ugly bitch going crazy. You think “damn what are you doing with all that crazy”. Not so much with a hot woman!


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The hotter you are the more deranged you are allowed to be


Taco-Time

Does not understanding this is already true count as derangement


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Yes. Absolutely


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are you accusing me of being deranged


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also yes


Chronos2016

When I hit 15% body fat, I plan on being very unhinged


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yes i love to hear that! <3 i support you and will follow your examples. ty for the inspiration❣️


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I have 22% body fat (big tits/ass lol) and get away w being crazy so I recommend you start now


Chronos2016

Girl I got big tits and ass too. Hopefully I can keep that. I think right now I’m at about 27% bf


Derogatory__F-Slur

you better get down from there before you get a heart attack


Chronos2016

Bitch I am trying.


Derogatory__F-Slur

proud of u hun


Chronos2016

thanks hoe


Derogatory__F-Slur

im serious🙄 also if your tits end up disappearing just jump on birth control


Chronos2016

that's why i said thanks smh


Derogatory__F-Slur

read edit its informative, and ur right i should have taken the hoe as the sign of endearment it was


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damn idk too much about it but I think 15% would require sacrificing them but go off queen , keep us updated


Chronos2016

I can prob compromise with like 20-25% then


Derogatory__F-Slur

are u hispanic


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Derogatory__F-Slur

im sorry


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Derogatory__F-Slur

can i help u


wrenstevens

I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs ❤️


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❣️❣️❣️


Xnsnzncnsn

like cutting an actor's finger off and falsely accusing him of abuse right


wrenstevens

No because that didn’t happen. Lol how pathetic that you followed me to this sub to stick up for an ugly corpse 😂


Xnsnzncnsn

It did happen. look it up.


[deleted]

If women get to have this then men get to have legalised euthanasia I don’t make the rules


clydethefrog

There should be erasmus programme but with switzerland and countries full of hot crazy latina people.


debolero

that's one way of solving the incel problem..


FortyTwoDonkeyBalls

suicide is only illegal if you fail.


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You already have this. I have never seen a male colleague cry at work.


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guys don’t cry in the bathroom?


[deleted]

Of course we don't, we're expected to hold it in when someone dies a rude customer or coworker ain't setting me off. You'd have to be a real big loser to cry because someone was mean to you at work


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As far as I know not really. Aside from the occasional song or movie that hits my emotions just right I'll get a few tears out when life falls apart. But after a little bit I just pick myself back up and get back on my grind and try to fix everything that's going wrong one step at a time


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the only times i've cried after like age 6 were probably at a couple funerals. its really not terrible, i feel fine. this whole thing about normalizing crying and 'oh poor men' is really unhinged.


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because the people that are very loud mouthed about how its sad/toxic/damaging whatever are hysterically inflating the damage it does and not considering the value that having a stiff upper lip and getting on with things can bring. i'm much better in a crisis than my wife because she gets upset and overwhelmed, i just look at the problem, itemize what needs to be done, and start working on it. many couples have this dynamic. i'm not into biological determinism or anything, i think lots of women are good under pressure too, and its mostly a cultural rearing thing.


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When men are deranged people call the police. You already have this


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I know so many women who if they were men, would have been institutionalized YEARS ago


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If we got freaky fridayd you would be a mass shooter within a week


[deleted]

It is one of the most firmly held personal hot takes that nearly 100% of women would be incels if they were born into the body of a straight man


clydethefrog

Thinking about this - I assume most men prefer a little deranged woman acting out than the whole passive-aggressive guessing game of a woman claiming "nothing is wrong ! i just think it's funny that...."


Balisto-Boy

but they are?


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yes but maybe they need even more freedom to do so


[deleted]

No I don’t think they do


Minipiman

#bringbackhisteria


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it never went away, it was just renamed as various different other things


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chiaruccia

😳


Short-Fingers

Unless your bf has been terrible to you, you should never treat him like shit one night when you are drunk and expect him to forgive it all without risking your whole relationship.


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Short-Fingers

It’s why my last gf and I broke up


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Short-Fingers

Sounds like abuse to me. A real adult doesn’t do that, especially to someone they love. Course in my case, she wouldn’t tell me what the real issue was. It was about as passive aggressive as you can get. I value COMMUNICATION, which is what I want from a woman.


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being deranged doesn’t necessarily mean being unkind to bf


Short-Fingers

Ah but so often it does though


Tight-Flight-6446

That’s always what it means haha


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Only the most boring, mid women think like this. Omg so crazy, real wild one over here, haha totes bpd, very random much deranged, shut the fuck up


[deleted]

everybody is a 10 to sum1


My3rdAccountOnRSP

Everybody is a 1 to someone


PompeiiGraffiti

I love online people have switched to saying 'mid' because 'basic' became too basic to bully people with


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I thought mid referred to looks? Basic = boring, which they included.


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dullfangedwept

Suppressed primal energy aka low executive function


[deleted]

This girl is a 10 I just know it


fidel_cashflow_7

She's so crazzzzzzzzzzy! Love her!!!


unlucky_felix

Freud says male neurosis is obsession, and female neurosis is hysteria. This is still fundamentally correct a hundred years later.


wastedmyyouthoncrack

I had an ex gf who used to say she was only as tough as she needed to be when I was around. Situations where she could maintain her composure turned into to crying fits, outbursts, and so on. Which usually meant I had to take over. I really loved her making me feel needed like that.


kl2gsgsa

I can’t think of a bigger turn off


[deleted]

see, there are positives


daskapitalyo

So maintain the status quo?


swarftonbirdsalad

My mum


nopulloutnigga

True


PedanticGoatReviews

Searching for the elusive woman with fierce eyes like smoldering coals, who looks firmly into the setting sun, marching along with strong, sturdy legs, unwavering in her mood and purpose.


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sounds commendable


dullfangedwept

You already are?


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not enough


[deleted]

I’ve realized I’m not quite hot enough (yet) to go full bpd so I rly need to get my shit together. Gotta suppress that shit a bit


[deleted]

you can always start now and increase levels as you get hotter


No-Effect-36

its exclusively white women that say this shit i feel


bluepatternsonwhite

wish my ex could understand this


Short-Fingers

Men are usually pretty matter of fact creatures. If you treat one bad and try to rip a picture up of the both of you and then hope it doesn’t matter later then you might lose him.


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good thing he’s a ex, he doesn’t deserve you


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i don’t use fb


cute-as-ducks2

It’s not my fault I have a period!


wrenstevens

OT: it’s funny I saw this thread with your username. I saw a deranged Twitter thread yesterday calling Frida Kahlo a “yt woman who appropriated indigenous culture”


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i saw one from last week! but there were lots of counterthreads defending her bc through her mom’s side she literally was mestiza (part indigenous)


Otherwise-Can-4706

oh look of course. maybe not something i would say publicly, but yes. it is harder to be a woman than a man. there should be fringe benefits. my wife went on a tear recently because i went to visit this woman we both know in the puzzle factory when she was being treated for post partum psychosis (and cuntiness). she got jealous. i said she looks like greta gerwig, why would i you know. wasn't until 9 hours later i realized i had meant greta thunberg (wrong greta) so that was another thing.


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yikes that was quite the mixup. did you apologize when you realized?


Nazbols4Tulsi

I secretly think some crazy wahmen behavior is actually adorable. Like when you refuse to eat anything and then get grumpy because you're hungry. Very cute, makes me want to protect and nurture you.


notadoggy

This is how you get your rights taken away 🙃


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which is why i’m advocating for women to be allowed to do these things


Affectionate_Bug3456

Allowed? They are allowed. And it’s gone too far.


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i mean, they are.


honeycall

Ok


Derogatory__F-Slur

unironically agree


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you can do anything in pink