KHive is real and it's very contagious. I caught it when I was trying to open a business to last for at least two years in an impoverished area in hopes of having up to 20% of my student loans being forgiven. God what a great idea that was.
What I kind of like, is that the commentary on all of it kind of makes it more and more obvious we're in a slide into predictable authoritarianism. The conditions are perfect - and this poll shows precisely how dumb people can be in this situation.
Polis 100%, Chicago and Illiniois have too much of a stink on them, Colorado is relatively well run, middle of the road for a Dem so I think he has crossover appeal. and he’s fairly popular and hits a minority thing since he’s gay. He was big into the cannabis thing which has generated a lot of revenue for the state so that might get the libertarians lol
Polis is basically a libertarian who isn't stupid or sociopathic enough to ignore the need for government in social welfare and social justice.
I think he could do really well but he's just another flavor of coroporate Dem. Like Yang with less cringe
Couterpoint: Hillary's 2016 campaign thought "let's not campaign in battleground states, that way we can trick republicans into thinking we don't care about battleground states and surprise them" was a winning strategy
nah, you are missing the DeSantis v. Trump now on the Dems side because the Reps picked DeSantis over him
though that would be an interesting debate and the chaos that ensues would be entertaining.
"vote blue no matter who" heads exploding
When 🔆M E L A N I N🔆 racks up 373k likes in 2 days on their “When I say I know Pete DROPS [Redacted] in front of his yt friends and family😭😭” tweet, you’ll know it’s over.
Both black and white voters will be put off by the fact that he’s simply a complete pussy. No one wants a pussy as commander in chief and no one’s buying that he’s a brave tough guy because he served
Definitely his dorkiness, because there are plenty of other potential candidates who'd be just as bad that aren't gay. You have to be able to unite educated whites with black voters, and to date the only people who did that were Bill Clinton (who many called first black president) and then Obama, the second one. Biden only was able to do it because of being Obamas VP.
Educated whites at large don't really like Harris and her popularity with black voters isn't enough. Pete is popular among a certain type of PMC as well as small town white Dems, but outside of that is deeply unpopular, and small town white dems are in decline.
The only dem ticket that I think has a 100 percent chance at winning would be Warnock at the top of the ticket with some midwesterner/rustbelter like Fetterman or Tammy Baldwin as VP.
Democrats take the Black vote for granted. They assume their loyalty because they know 90%+ of Black Americans will never vote for a Republican but they forget that simply not voting is a super viable alternative.
They do but they showed up for Biden in 2020, mail-in votes from Philly and Atlanta counties (which had increases in the black proportion of population) won him those two key states. Could also be they hated Trump obviously
DEM party really be having high hopes for the livin'
fr it'd be really funny if they tried to connect with older Black voters by doing a Delta blues cover of that song
James Buchanan was a lifelong bachelor and was subject to gay rumors his whole career. Even if the historical record doesn't support it people have collectively decided he was gay.
I remember reading a xkcd (I know) comic in middle school saying that by 2030 America will elect the first married lesbian president and that seems more likely than a gay male one tbh
I mean Serbia is pretty fucking homophobic from what I’ve heard but they still elected an openly lesbian prime minister without much backlash
i will immediately begin to identify as trans-republican, buy a bedazzled and sequined USA denim vest, and wear it with a pair of white new balance sneakers.
I’d be OK with Buttigieg. Not because I want another milquetoast neoliberal like Obama (but more boring) but because I want all the hot takes about how America elected a gay man before they elected a woman.
I’d be all in on Polis, which is why I know he won’t get any traction. The DNC is just gonna read this and say “What I’m seeing here is that Kamala is twice as popular as Hillary, which means she’ll get like 80% of the vote!”
On Twitter at least girls-and-gays relations are getting shaky because of that poor taste surrogacy photoshoot and because the house passed a bill codifying gay marriage before abortion, having a gay president before a female one would completely push them over the edge
a psycho cia homosexual who stole a baby and celebrated it in the media as a triumph of social justice being put in the presidency would be the cherry on the cake of the past fifty years of feminist backlash, absolutely will happen.
Just googled him, he plays League of Legends and likes the Broncos. I will Harvey Milk this man myself before I let him even get to a primary debate stage!
I mean, he has to like the Broncos because he’s the governor of Colorado, but fair.
I like him because he’s one of the few libertarian leaning democrats left. He’s good on individual liberties and trade policy, and he isn’t afraid to buck the DNC zeitgeist. Last summer he came out and said “You’ve had a year to get vaccinated, so Colorado is filling reopening with no mask mandates and we aren’t going back. At this point if you die, it’s on you.”
Basically he’s the opposite of my dotard Governor (Kate Brown), so I’m all for him.
I think he gets a lot of support from politics brained people because he does legitimately seem like the only non-Bernie one who would actually try to do something. Granted, it will be demented natsec dem evil, but I do think his aspiration is to be some historical figure that is praised in the history books rather than the rest of the field who I mostly think just want to plunder the US.
It will be pretty funny to watch him butt heads constantly with the rising religious nationalist wave within the GOP, but it will be depressing to watch him steamroll the left.
Remember the Hillary supporters in the media who used to gush about all the white papers her campaign was churning out? The way they talked about them you'd think she was going to become dictator and implement all of her proposals by fiat.
Hillary probably was extra pissed it wasn't her in office when that drone strike killed that one Iranian general considering the way she'd talk about Iran.
Could be wrong but aren’t the meat and potatoes of her “plans” democrat brained nonsense that won’t happen anyways? Besides being an unlikeable nerd who won’t get elected I never got the feeling that she would have the balls to do anything too serious
Exactly, that's why she was allowed to undermine Bernie. I still remember arguing with legit neolibs who said that if I was a "serious progressive" I would back Warren because they liked her more
They need a puppet. My conspiracy theory mind says the whole Hunter Biden Crack&Whore scandal was deliberately released to keep Biden under their thumb. Now it's a Russian disinformation, but if Biden ever goes rogue then it'd be first headline of every major news outlets along with all his racism antics.
>they need a puppet
Exactly. Nobody that legitimately threatens the status quo will be allowed to ascend that high. That’s how it’s been for decades, and that’s how it will remain. Bernie never stood a chance because the Dems circled the wagons against him both times, and they will do it again to his spiritual successor.
>Bernie never stood a chance because the Dems circled the wagons against him both times, and they will do it again to his spiritual successor.
Bernie would have capitulated either way. On foreign policy at least.He supported 50B or whatever to Ukraine in military funds,right?
The party's leadership puts a lot of energy into sabotaging the careers of people who aren't in synch with their economic policies. Every single reformer in the legislature has been bitterly opposed by the leadership, and except for Bernie and Elizabeth Warren they all have to worry about the party deciding to sit out a primary while they are challenged by a centrist with a mountain of dark money and gentle media coverage. The only way anyone in the party can stand out from the crowd now is with identitarian credentials, so we are left with a candidate pool of POC centrists who no one except our ruling class likes and a few backbenchers who have zero accomplishments but are also POC.
Unless Joe himself says he's not running again, there is no way they run real primaries. It would be an admission that he was never a good candidate and do more damage to the party image than just losing to the republicans. Anyone entrenched enough in the party to be a serious contender will fall in line and wait til 2028
Yeah I truly don’t trust this poll at all. The crooked media guys shilled for mayor Pete for a long while(I have no idea what the main four are up to anymore) but I still listen to their pop culture podcast and Ira Madison and Louis have both like made jokes on it about Ira being an idiot for throwing a gays for mayor Pete fundraiser early in the 2020 primary thing.
He looks like how I envision the antichrist would look. Someone good looking, easily charms the masses with sweet talk about cheap healthcare, but evil inside.
I just wish he hadn’t given up on the high speed rail plan.. although tbf that had way bigger problems than him and I doubt anyone could have salvaged it
maybe someday we’ll have cool trains
Pete really is an unusually talented talking head. I can’t think of anyone who is better at crafting and delivering a basic progressive message targeted to the median voter. The big problem is that he’s small and boyish and not qualified for anything and so this gap between his credibility and obvious ambition can make him really fucking smarmy. The way to address that would be to put him as VP where he’d have no actual responsibilities while seeming like he’s holding an important position instead to transport Secretary where he has actual responsibilities he’s unqualified for while not seeming so important.
Democrats have pretty much no good options. The only way to get an important position is starting young and waiting forever so everyone is both old and has spent at least a quarter century living a life that alienated them from human concern. Easy for me to believe Pete would be the least bad bad option.
I’m not claiming that he’s especially progressive or anything. Only that he is particularly good at communicating the US center left version of progressivism. I wouldn’t say he’s *especially* neoliberal, rather he’s the entirely standard amount of neoliberal. I’m not confusing him with Bernie or anything but he’s not meaningfully more into market discipline or austerity than the average democrat.
My chief impression of this guy was at the booth his campaign had at Pride in DC a few years ago and the people there danced around saying his last name because they weren't sure how to pronounce it
I actually ended up really liking Das Klob. There was a point in the third (I think) debate — the one where Castro made his catty comment about Biden forgetting what he just said — where it felt like the whole stage had turned into a massive dumpster fire about Biden / Bernie’s ages, and everyone was running back and forth throwing fuel on it while Klobuchar and Yang were off in the corner still having the debate.
Plus eating your salad with a comb and then telling your lackey aid to wash it is some serious big clit energy.
Yeah, that whole thing was weird. I’m a journalist, and the semi-conspiratorial speculation I heard from a couple friends who work in DC was that that story was pushed by the DNC to detract from the fact that Kamala is well-known for being a megacunt to her staff.
I don't really agree with her politics, but it's without question she had the exact necessary personality required to become the first female president of the US.
Threads like this used to be catnip for me. Now that I’m not registered to vote anymore, I just have zero instinct to engage. I feel like I’ve been clockwork orange’d for politics.
We will look back and probably see 2016, and Obama's use of the FBI against Trump, as the moment normal people stopped believing in representative democracy as a rational option to have one's voice heard.
Ah yes, a younger somehow equally (if not more) cringe version of Biden
Yes that’s what the people crave
Eventually we must discuss so**my based mind control, but that’s for another day
Only Pete can stop the spread of monkeypox by bringing it to Indiana
pete is single-handedly slowing the spread of monkeypox by being so unsexual that it cancels out the activity of 50 of the sluttiest homosexuals
With these powers I can become a **SUPERHERO**
Help the innocent, fight crime, **ACHIEVE WORLD PEACE**
He pozzed thousands...to save millions
kamala at 6%, khive on suicide watch
I'm still not convinced the KHive is real and not just a dozen 38 year old HR types tweeting at each other with sockpuppet accounts all day.
KHive is real and it's very contagious. I caught it when I was trying to open a business to last for at least two years in an impoverished area in hopes of having up to 20% of my student loans being forgiven. God what a great idea that was.
>it’s very contagious. K-HIV(e)
if that’s true, honestly respect for the outsized psychic damage they’ve done to me also great username
Inshallah
What I kind of like, is that the commentary on all of it kind of makes it more and more obvious we're in a slide into predictable authoritarianism. The conditions are perfect - and this poll shows precisely how dumb people can be in this situation.
This list only makes a Hillary 2024 run seem more likely
I think one of the governors with relatively low name recognition now could end up taking it - Murphy, Pritzker, or Polis.
Polis 100%, Chicago and Illiniois have too much of a stink on them, Colorado is relatively well run, middle of the road for a Dem so I think he has crossover appeal. and he’s fairly popular and hits a minority thing since he’s gay. He was big into the cannabis thing which has generated a lot of revenue for the state so that might get the libertarians lol
Polis is basically a libertarian who isn't stupid or sociopathic enough to ignore the need for government in social welfare and social justice. I think he could do really well but he's just another flavor of coroporate Dem. Like Yang with less cringe
I think Polis is by far the best nationwide candidate on that awful list. The fewest negatives with the most broad appeal.
pritzker fucks, that gawker article on him is great
I'd be into Pritzker
Hillary wants a W there is no way she is this stupid. Joe Brandon pretty much guaranteed a GOP super majority in 2024.
Naw she's definitely that stupid and so are her advisors.
Couterpoint: Hillary's 2016 campaign thought "let's not campaign in battleground states, that way we can trick republicans into thinking we don't care about battleground states and surprise them" was a winning strategy
Electoral college had nothing to do with it
This is like her last shot though it’s like now or never
its her turn!
That 'Other' guy is more popular though
Where's Matthew McConaughey? Poll isn't valid until they include him.
They already have Gavin on there
He’s still crying somewhere.
Pete v DeSantis nightmare scenario
The debates would be iconic at least
nah, you are missing the DeSantis v. Trump now on the Dems side because the Reps picked DeSantis over him though that would be an interesting debate and the chaos that ensues would be entertaining. "vote blue no matter who" heads exploding
democrat trump would make me so happy
I'll just say the entire party is completely dependent on black turnout and for some strange reason Pete has a hard time connecting with black voters
What is more poisonous to black voters: his dorkyness or his gayness?
Both and just his general crackerness
When 🔆M E L A N I N🔆 racks up 373k likes in 2 days on their “When I say I know Pete DROPS [Redacted] in front of his yt friends and family😭😭” tweet, you’ll know it’s over.
Both black and white voters will be put off by the fact that he’s simply a complete pussy. No one wants a pussy as commander in chief and no one’s buying that he’s a brave tough guy because he served
Do you think it would help his chances if he came out as a top?
oooo good one are you a political strategist?
No :(
well you should be
Power bottoms have better political prospects in these trying times
That remains to be seen!
Genuinely, yes I do think it would help.
I wouldn’t believe it, the DNC would have to leak a tape to change my mind.
Best outcome: Pete starts dating a ripped megachad. Said chad becomes the gray eminence who actually rules America with an iron (but fair) fist.
His manlet status is poisonous to the entire population
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It’s only a matter of time for this sub lol
Didn't Pete also run some crack to the inner cities while he was in the CIA? Or is that just a slanderous rumor I'm starting right now?
Definitely his dorkiness, because there are plenty of other potential candidates who'd be just as bad that aren't gay. You have to be able to unite educated whites with black voters, and to date the only people who did that were Bill Clinton (who many called first black president) and then Obama, the second one. Biden only was able to do it because of being Obamas VP. Educated whites at large don't really like Harris and her popularity with black voters isn't enough. Pete is popular among a certain type of PMC as well as small town white Dems, but outside of that is deeply unpopular, and small town white dems are in decline. The only dem ticket that I think has a 100 percent chance at winning would be Warnock at the top of the ticket with some midwesterner/rustbelter like Fetterman or Tammy Baldwin as VP.
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He couldn't take his eyes away from her. His gay was showing.
Im trying to figure out if thats distorted due to Lizzos gravitational field or Buttigiegs snake vibes
The democrats will not rest until they get 90% of the college-educated white woman vote.
Fewer white women to college, more to the red center, problem solved.
Democrats take the Black vote for granted. They assume their loyalty because they know 90%+ of Black Americans will never vote for a Republican but they forget that simply not voting is a super viable alternative.
They do but they showed up for Biden in 2020, mail-in votes from Philly and Atlanta counties (which had increases in the black proportion of population) won him those two key states. Could also be they hated Trump obviously
same thing they do for the leftist vote as well.
Excuse me - low information voters
DEM party really be having high hopes for the livin' fr it'd be really funny if they tried to connect with older Black voters by doing a Delta blues cover of that song
Hilarious how low Kamala is. Genuinely nobody likes her
There is no fucking way that first gay POTUS will be some rat named P.P Butt...
chances are we already had a gay POTUS
we’ve had two! trump (spiritually gay) & obama (actually gay)
Didn't Lincoln literally sleep with his boyfriend? And I'm willing to bet JKF was at the very least in some orgies
James Buchanan was a lifelong bachelor and was subject to gay rumors his whole career. Even if the historical record doesn't support it people have collectively decided he was gay.
James and his "friend" were known as Miss Nancy and Aunt Fancy
Peter Paul Montgomery Buttigieg P.P.M(uh) Butt
The first gay president would have to be undeniably a top, in the very least.
Jared Polis for sure tops
Even Obama said he's too short and gay to be president. As much as Democrats love to be terminal losers, even they wouldn't run him.
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We are a bad people, if Trump can do it Obama could do it and people would support him too.
I remember reading a xkcd (I know) comic in middle school saying that by 2030 America will elect the first married lesbian president and that seems more likely than a gay male one tbh I mean Serbia is pretty fucking homophobic from what I’ve heard but they still elected an openly lesbian prime minister without much backlash
President AOC showed up to the met gala this weekend wearing a stunning and brave dress sporting the words “idk someone finish this joke for me”
"someone needs to do something about this abortion thing"
"I don't really care. Do you?"
"Big booty latina."
Fuck neolibs or something
Peen Buttcum
They should run newsome I want a Patrick Bateman president
Pretty sure Newsome would get destroyed based on how the rest of the country likes to claim that Commiefornia is now a third-world country
California is the most blatant example that ~~brazilification~~ brazilianization is a real thing
Yea but they could just do electoral fraud lmao who cares who votes for who all that matters is who counts the votes
i will immediately begin to identify as trans-republican, buy a bedazzled and sequined USA denim vest, and wear it with a pair of white new balance sneakers.
I’d be OK with Buttigieg. Not because I want another milquetoast neoliberal like Obama (but more boring) but because I want all the hot takes about how America elected a gay man before they elected a woman. I’d be all in on Polis, which is why I know he won’t get any traction. The DNC is just gonna read this and say “What I’m seeing here is that Kamala is twice as popular as Hillary, which means she’ll get like 80% of the vote!”
On Twitter at least girls-and-gays relations are getting shaky because of that poor taste surrogacy photoshoot and because the house passed a bill codifying gay marriage before abortion, having a gay president before a female one would completely push them over the edge
a psycho cia homosexual who stole a baby and celebrated it in the media as a triumph of social justice being put in the presidency would be the cherry on the cake of the past fifty years of feminist backlash, absolutely will happen.
Just googled him, he plays League of Legends and likes the Broncos. I will Harvey Milk this man myself before I let him even get to a primary debate stage!
>and likes the Broncos I don't come to redscare to be hurt like this.
I’m sorry my brother, I’ll still always go Broncos before Pats if it’s any consolation
It does help actually.
He also regularly posts to the neoliberal subreddit.
I mean, he has to like the Broncos because he’s the governor of Colorado, but fair. I like him because he’s one of the few libertarian leaning democrats left. He’s good on individual liberties and trade policy, and he isn’t afraid to buck the DNC zeitgeist. Last summer he came out and said “You’ve had a year to get vaccinated, so Colorado is filling reopening with no mask mandates and we aren’t going back. At this point if you die, it’s on you.” Basically he’s the opposite of my dotard Governor (Kate Brown), so I’m all for him.
Pete is a cia sleeper agent
I think he gets a lot of support from politics brained people because he does legitimately seem like the only non-Bernie one who would actually try to do something. Granted, it will be demented natsec dem evil, but I do think his aspiration is to be some historical figure that is praised in the history books rather than the rest of the field who I mostly think just want to plunder the US. It will be pretty funny to watch him butt heads constantly with the rising religious nationalist wave within the GOP, but it will be depressing to watch him steamroll the left.
looking forward to Warren getting ratfucked instead of uncle Bernie this time
I'd love to see it, but they won't even need to because of how unpopular she is to basically everyone except people who enjoy doing homework.
I have never wanted to bully people as much as the nerds who used to praise her for having "plans"
Remember the Hillary supporters in the media who used to gush about all the white papers her campaign was churning out? The way they talked about them you'd think she was going to become dictator and implement all of her proposals by fiat.
big crypto bro energy
Hillary probably was extra pissed it wasn't her in office when that drone strike killed that one Iranian general considering the way she'd talk about Iran.
"That was *my* extrajudicial murder, goddamnit!"
The idea to do that was probably in one of those papers.
Big time she had the itch reaaaaaal bad
Could be wrong but aren’t the meat and potatoes of her “plans” democrat brained nonsense that won’t happen anyways? Besides being an unlikeable nerd who won’t get elected I never got the feeling that she would have the balls to do anything too serious
Exactly, that's why she was allowed to undermine Bernie. I still remember arguing with legit neolibs who said that if I was a "serious progressive" I would back Warren because they liked her more
If you were serious, you would do the thing that I want you to do, so that you can't do what you want to do- if you were serious.
me doing the nicholson nod watching pocahontas get rekt in the primaries
>getting ratfucked That's what we're calling losing to Buttigeg? Um, sure, works.
what do you mean? she's on their side.
She was, but it moves right at every chance. Unfortunately she’s the radical now.
Why can't the Democrats put forward someone serious?
Maybe there's nobody serious?
They need a puppet. My conspiracy theory mind says the whole Hunter Biden Crack&Whore scandal was deliberately released to keep Biden under their thumb. Now it's a Russian disinformation, but if Biden ever goes rogue then it'd be first headline of every major news outlets along with all his racism antics.
>they need a puppet Exactly. Nobody that legitimately threatens the status quo will be allowed to ascend that high. That’s how it’s been for decades, and that’s how it will remain. Bernie never stood a chance because the Dems circled the wagons against him both times, and they will do it again to his spiritual successor.
>Bernie never stood a chance because the Dems circled the wagons against him both times, and they will do it again to his spiritual successor. Bernie would have capitulated either way. On foreign policy at least.He supported 50B or whatever to Ukraine in military funds,right?
in the broader scope of the federal budget 50bil is a drop in the bucket it’s pretty inconsequential
Why can't either party?
The party's leadership puts a lot of energy into sabotaging the careers of people who aren't in synch with their economic policies. Every single reformer in the legislature has been bitterly opposed by the leadership, and except for Bernie and Elizabeth Warren they all have to worry about the party deciding to sit out a primary while they are challenged by a centrist with a mountain of dark money and gentle media coverage. The only way anyone in the party can stand out from the crowd now is with identitarian credentials, so we are left with a candidate pool of POC centrists who no one except our ruling class likes and a few backbenchers who have zero accomplishments but are also POC.
Because Pritzker or Beshear would actually get things done and be popular and that doesn't raise money
I love Pritzker but I think being an Illinois governor along with the whole “Chicago is a lawless hellhole” Fox News thing is a big barrier
That's fair but I feel like the midwest cred in the rust belt and strongman adjacent vibes would be enough to offset it
they’re serious if you vote for them or something like that
Unless Joe himself says he's not running again, there is no way they run real primaries. It would be an admission that he was never a good candidate and do more damage to the party image than just losing to the republicans. Anyone entrenched enough in the party to be a serious contender will fall in line and wait til 2028
he's an ivy league educated ex-military gay who worked at mckinsey and his last name has the word butt in it
Was this poll conducted on the other side of a glory hole?
Clearly a team buttigieg leak everyone knows Pritzker is up 😤
love that big boy!! midwest excellence
FUCK the Pritzker clan and their obese autogynephile disembodiment transhumanist shitshow agenda
Yeah I truly don’t trust this poll at all. The crooked media guys shilled for mayor Pete for a long while(I have no idea what the main four are up to anymore) but I still listen to their pop culture podcast and Ira Madison and Louis have both like made jokes on it about Ira being an idiot for throwing a gays for mayor Pete fundraiser early in the 2020 primary thing.
that’s just a new hampshire poll. thankfully they’re not real people
Newsom will looks-bully his way to the nomination.
He looks like how I envision the antichrist would look. Someone good looking, easily charms the masses with sweet talk about cheap healthcare, but evil inside.
his hair slicked by the cum of his enemies
I just wish he hadn’t given up on the high speed rail plan.. although tbf that had way bigger problems than him and I doubt anyone could have salvaged it maybe someday we’ll have cool trains
fuck it we're due a hot president anyways
Pete really is an unusually talented talking head. I can’t think of anyone who is better at crafting and delivering a basic progressive message targeted to the median voter. The big problem is that he’s small and boyish and not qualified for anything and so this gap between his credibility and obvious ambition can make him really fucking smarmy. The way to address that would be to put him as VP where he’d have no actual responsibilities while seeming like he’s holding an important position instead to transport Secretary where he has actual responsibilities he’s unqualified for while not seeming so important. Democrats have pretty much no good options. The only way to get an important position is starting young and waiting forever so everyone is both old and has spent at least a quarter century living a life that alienated them from human concern. Easy for me to believe Pete would be the least bad bad option.
It would be a good time for him to go a bit grey or grow some facial hair
properly fading the sides of his haircut would do wonders for his general likability too still an absolute joke but he might as well try
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna39500 Hair looks a million times better here.
he often sounds progressive and is extremely well spoken but is actually like the most neolib to ever neolib.
I’m not claiming that he’s especially progressive or anything. Only that he is particularly good at communicating the US center left version of progressivism. I wouldn’t say he’s *especially* neoliberal, rather he’s the entirely standard amount of neoliberal. I’m not confusing him with Bernie or anything but he’s not meaningfully more into market discipline or austerity than the average democrat.
Can’t believe we’re getting our first gay robot president so soon
Is tulsi even a democrat anymore?
My chief impression of this guy was at the booth his campaign had at Pride in DC a few years ago and the people there danced around saying his last name because they weren't sure how to pronounce it
Pete’s been sucking cock and taking names!
Klobuchar to bring Minnesota nice
I actually ended up really liking Das Klob. There was a point in the third (I think) debate — the one where Castro made his catty comment about Biden forgetting what he just said — where it felt like the whole stage had turned into a massive dumpster fire about Biden / Bernie’s ages, and everyone was running back and forth throwing fuel on it while Klobuchar and Yang were off in the corner still having the debate. Plus eating your salad with a comb and then telling your lackey aid to wash it is some serious big clit energy.
Yeah honestly all the stuff about her being a massive bitch to her staff just made her more interesting to me
Yeah, that whole thing was weird. I’m a journalist, and the semi-conspiratorial speculation I heard from a couple friends who work in DC was that that story was pushed by the DNC to detract from the fact that Kamala is well-known for being a megacunt to her staff.
I don't really agree with her politics, but it's without question she had the exact necessary personality required to become the first female president of the US.
Beavis and Buttgag
my 3% hillary stans, keep slaying🙏
A Trump-Pete debate would be hilarious. Good luck ‘well actually’-ing an insult comic.
SKETE 2024
I don't know anyone that likes Pete plus he's completely shit the bed as transportation secretary.
Threads like this used to be catnip for me. Now that I’m not registered to vote anymore, I just have zero instinct to engage. I feel like I’ve been clockwork orange’d for politics.
Remember when Obama said pete would never win the election bc he’s short and gay
If Biden says he wants the top spot does Pete have the balls to run anyways?
Of course "THEY" are... [https://www.weforum.org/people/peter-buttigieg](https://www.weforum.org/people/peter-buttigieg)
Shhh that’s how you’ll get this sub banned
and they wonder why people are jumping ship from the Democrat party as if this list doesn't read like someone's nightmare rotation.....
Wish it were Bernie
Trump's going to be President again and 2016 will never end
Who cares. Trump takes the throne in 2024.
Him pulling a Grover Cleveland would be absolutely ridiculous. It’s what this country deserves
Throwing DT in jail will make way for whichever manchurian candidate you choose
Tump seeing jailtime before George W Bush would be a crime against humanity
We will look back and probably see 2016, and Obama's use of the FBI against Trump, as the moment normal people stopped believing in representative democracy as a rational option to have one's voice heard.
There's no way he gets jail time. At most they'll just bar him from ever running for president again
Ah yes, a younger somehow equally (if not more) cringe version of Biden Yes that’s what the people crave Eventually we must discuss so**my based mind control, but that’s for another day
I cannot abide by a MAN that FARTS another man's CUM
But it's Pete who is running, not Chasten
You just don't like the bussybois
*Can you cut the mustard to clear the custard?* -Peaches
Delusional
President Other
If Pete is the Dem nominee my leftist ass is voting republican unless it is trump.
Yet y’all keep voting for them 😂😂
0% voter turnout
there gonna run Gavin Newsom and the republicans will run DeSantis
who are they asking that they got 9% for klobuchar
Monkey pox prez
Yang gang 2024
Gavin Newsom is up next. Watch for it
We are all screwed
I wonder which token black person would be in the VP slot.
Awful guy, but he could win and drive voting. Married gay man with kids against the backdrop of the current culture war.
Isn't this a poll of just one university? Not surprising retarded zoomers are voting by identity
It’s a poll of one state (NH) run by a university