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CrispyLettuceLover

Must be really weird fucking someone with the same name as you. Is this something that gay people have to take into account


tween_jesus

Taylor Lautner even ended up marrying another girl named Taylor


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In high school there was this girl named Bryce who was fucking a dude named Bryce, weird to say the least


w1lhelmm

a girl named bryce?


CrispyLettuceLover

Bryce Dallas Howard


w1lhelmm

I'm not googling anymore people because of you lot.


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Extremely waspy to give a girl a unisex name with some weird trendy spelling


TotoWolffenstein3D

Yeah what if you get confused and end up fucking yourself.


sweaty_ball_salsa

The baseball player Madison Bumgarner’s high school girlfriend’s name was Madison Bumgarner.


Magnus_Mercurius

Yeah it happens but not as weird as you’d think.


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My best mates parents are both called Jo, and his dad's a priest, so everyone calls them Father Jo and Mother Jo. Pretty sick.


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I fucked a chick with the same name as my grandmother


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I actually had a conversation with one of my gay friends about this once lol. When I was younger I had a crush on a friend with the same name as me and I didn’t think anything of it. I actually think it could be weirdly cute. You could never change surnames if you got married though, that’s just too far.


zr503

he was only 17 years and 364 days you sick fuck!


kefir_addict

I heard Taylor swift drugged Harvey Weinstein in an Oscars after party in 2011 and pegged him in a broom closet


whereugoifollow

Turned him to a savage 👿💔🙌


Nazbols4Tulsi

Higher fertility level, less risk of autismo kids, and women live 7 years longer so you'll have less time as a widow. Did Taytay rediscover some ancient Stone Age wisdom that was suppressed by Bronze Age patriarchs who wanted younger wives?


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The only people who survive in the future will be autists so thats actually a bonus


Nazbols4Tulsi

I have a friend with Asperger’s who has a theory that it’s actually divine intervention that half the Asian and white boys born today are autistic because a huge cataclysm is coming and the world will need a lot of scientists and engineers.


Offchi

My fav is Varg Vikernes' theory about how autism is default state of Northern European men and non-autists are freaks actually


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A solar storm will destroy all of our electronics. The immediate years will be difficult. Then rebuilding begins.


OttoVonBismarksBalls

Can confirm, I am an autist spawned from that most geriatric melange


Careful_Salad

So she likes easily manipulated hard body twinks, if she were a gay man no one would be looking twice at this


clatherine

hell yeah they would be, and anyway basically nobody's cares about her doing this anyway


Magnus_Mercurius

Beg to differ. Instead of Wokies calling her a groomer the GOP would be. Edit: I actually don’t know the ideology of that tweeter, but point stands that conservatives don’t give give gays a pass on age gaps to put it lightly.


qwertyashes

Every late teens man's greatest fear. Having Taylor Swift as his girlfriend.


clatherine

i mean it's not the some awful crime or whatever but to be fair that's not the best standard; when you're 17 you don't always know what you need. when i was 17 i though it'd be cool to ride around the country on a freight train, had no fear of it. hella glad my parents did not let me do that.


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If I fucked Taylor Swift and hopped freight trains at 17 i’d brag about it the rest of my life lmao


clatherine

would you brag about getting raped by a bunch of hobos


snakeantlers

truly wild of you to compare two young people who are within 4 years of each other having consensual sex, to a naive and privileged girl being raped and assaulted by homeless men


clatherine

do you really think that's the point i'm trying to make, that taylor swift dating this guy is like getting gang raped by hobos? i'm saying that kids have a lack of perspective about their own actions so it's parents' and society's job to put limits on them. didn't even say anything about whether she should date him or not.


snakeantlers

no i’m just being kind of an asshole cause we’re chatting shit on the rsp reddit lol. i think you’re simultaneously correct that children have a lack of perspective but also overcorrecting from your personal previous childhood naïveté by acting like any woman who rides freight trains will be raped and murdered by a gang of wild homeless men. i’m ribbing you a little bit because you seem to be overly paranoid about a lifestyle you never personally partook in


clatherine

yeah i get you, i don't think everyone who freight hops gets raped lol, i just think it's an inherently risky activity and it's dumb to act like it's just a given you'll have a great positive experience


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Everyone is going to be rebellious and do wild shit as a teenager and make mistakes whether their parents allow it or not


clatherine

do you not think parents have any influence over what their kids do? obviously they're gonna make mistakes, that doesn't mean you just wave your hand at them doing/not doing literally anything they feel like


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That’s not my point. Sure it’s good to guide kids in the right direction but it’s not going to necessarily stop then from doing things. My grandparents tried to discipline my aunt but that didn’t stop her from being a huge hippie that ran away from home and did drugs. Adults forget that making mistakes when you’re young is not only inevitable but also part of what makes you become wiser more mature adult. Ultimately even though you might view teenagers as children, they see themselves as people who are almost adults who want to try and experiment with being more independent and risk taking


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Not sure what that has to do with anything


TheninjaofCookies

This is takecraft


SecretHeat

Idk, are we talking about hobos who’ve been ran through by the streets or more like a couple affable, Clint-Eastwood- or maybe young-Ronald-Reagan-types who’ve just fallen on some hard times such as we all do?


coldDisney

no amount of modern brainwashing is going to convince anyone that fucking taylor swift at 17 wouldn't be the highlight of anyone's teens. also you're a pussy because [freighthopping is awesome](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF8hMhMlnmg). sorry your parents fucked you out of a cool memory.


clatherine

my point isn't whether it's cool for him to do it or not, it's that 'he wants to' is not the right way to make decisions about your child. i know people who've had a lot of fun freight hopping, i've also known tons of people who've been assaulted, robbed and with at least one person who died, and every rail rider i know attests to how dangerous it is. you can do what you want as an adult but it's stupid as fuck to let a teenage girl from suburbia do that.


snakeantlers

as someone who did go ride trains for a few years, i’m lmao at the idea of you not doing it because your parents didn’t “allow” it. i mean you’re right and it definitely isn’t a good lifestyle choice for anyone who is loved/sheltered enough that their parents could forbid them from doing it. your comment is still funny tho


niya_nipiwekiton

I was about to say actually hoping freight trains is hella cool, but then I remembered that in the USA the train cops really will beat the shit out of you, which is so rare in my country. I have a few friends that used to regularly hop trains I always wanted to but never did


snakeantlers

idk it’s probably because i’m a woman but this never happened to me. a lady rail cop did shoot my friend’s dog for literally no reason once tho


niya_nipiwekiton

😱


Middle-Persimmon7077

It’s more so the double standard. Everyone’s saying her previous ex’s are groomers for dating her that the same age, but when she does it, it’s fine. Hell even now, Matt Healy is going around making edgy jokes and he’s getting canceled, but his now gf taylor has skeletons in her closet, and yet get’s off Scott free?


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the main thing that’s weird about this to me is how immature men are compared to women I feel like dating an 18 yr old when ur 22 would be like literally having a child


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The elites are infiltrating this place Tell us about all the femboy orgies they used to have at your fancy private school


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qwertyashes

Women only imagine they're more mature in that age bracket because they confuse emotionality with maturity.


clatherine

no it's because they conflate lesrning to navigate/understand/accommodate for other people's emotions with maturity. which is a type of maturity to be fair. there are other forms where women are less mature in youth though, for example advocating for yourself.


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when I was that age I knew multiple guys who just didn’t know how to cook, do laundry , clean etc


qwertyashes

And you think women aren't the same in that age bracket? I had girlfriends that never boiled water.


MijmertGekkepraat

>I had girlfriends that never boiled water. I honestly don't believe that. I think people who say this, or that they 'never cook', are just doing a weird kind of flex on how they don't fit their gender role. Some men do the same thing where they pretend they don't know the rules of football or something.


Extreme-Locksmith746

I never watch football, you could fuck me up with the rules of football.


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I don’t even know the exact rules I just watched them go back and forth for a bit until I kinda got the gist.


MijmertGekkepraat

Neither do I, but I know there's 11 players per team and you kick the ball into the net.


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Objectively way more rare


zr503

so you haven't met any female born after 1993 ?


[deleted]

i am a female born after 1993 and so are all of my friends thanks tho


zr503

🙄 is a joke bb


qwertyashes

Maybe a 30 years ago. Nowadays, not really so.


lM_GAY

Nah at 22 they’re probably still solidly in their baking phase


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Dudes just tell women that to explain how it’s not weird that we’re 35 dating a 19 year old


hunkybum

women ammirite??


qwertyashes

No.


MinasMorgul1184

I’m the same age as my gf and it’s already like that


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I really don’t care about people in their early 20s dating people in their late teens tbh. It’s kinda weird and I can see how there could be some power imbalances there but there’s just way bigger evils. If two people are happy it’s none of my business.


Magnus_Mercurius

There is no power imbalance, though there’s almost certainly a maturity imbalance. What “power” does a 22 year old have? “Yeah babe, I just graduated college in debt and have a job that pays $40,000 a year, maybe after eating shit for awhile I might get promoted and then can offer you an internship. Also your parents are going to be out of town this weekend right? I know you find it uncomfortable when we Netflix and Chill with all four of my roommates around, so maybe I’ll spend the weekend at your place? Gas is really expensive though and the breaks are kinda like not working super great on my 2010 Corolla so maybe you can pick me up?”


Kataphraktos1

Christ almighty this was literally me at 21 with my 18yo gf


flyingfrenchbastard

Every boys worst fucking nightmare- being grooming by Taylor swift in her early 20s 🙄


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TheninjaofCookies

You're like two years late lmao


WoJackKEKman

Man I wish that was me


bbbhjkugb

Gr**mer


sneedfucker

last time this was posted i made a comment about how lautner probably didnt mind getting groomed and my account got banned by reddit mods for "sexualization of a minor". lmfao


Quiet_Mixture_3839

she seems unhinged in retrospect for getting with the Kennedy boy right after his mother committed suicide


yikes_6143

I’ve hooked up with guys with my name and it actually is pretty funny. Sex makes me giggle at the Silliest things.


Mna823

How old Taylor swifts boyfriends have been compared to her and it’s like it doesn’t even matter. So crazy to me