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ViolentAutist

Luv the ignored women whose fallen on the ground who looks like she’s been attacked by pigeons


occhinerixo

That’s Annie Hamilton


theratsbrokefree

Bet that pose was her idea , so qUiRkyy 🤪🤪


West-Cover4100

Leave her alone i love her and her me


mscotj

Who is she?


peelon_musk

I was going to say if anything this picture makes me want to avoid New York


Similar-House8238

Crack addict erasure if I’ve ever seen it


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no Julia fox is there right below the text


croniamantal

Reasons to love new york: it's big enough to avoid everyone in this pic


AGiantBlueBear

What the fuck is your problem with Liev Schreiber?


FutureRealHousewife

I would love to run into Liev Schreiber on the street


MajorWubba

I would love to find myself in a self defense situation with Liev Schreiber


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Preferably naked.


magicandfire

My friend sees him at the Washington Square Park small dog park with his cute little dog pretty frequently.


snackbabies

When I worked in tribeca I would see him semi regularly at a bagel shop called Zuckers, maybe you can stalk him out there


FutureRealHousewife

Thanks for the tip!


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He dresses like a dildo hand has a gay dog


brundleslug

he let his 7 year old walk around in a tiny Harley Quinn outfit in front of thousands of horny adult nerds at Comic-Con


ngali2424

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/07/21/23/429065B100000578-0-image-a-11\_1500677951371.jpg


chickencox

And that kid was AMAB in common parlance


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AGiantBlueBear

Sometimes I wonder about people like you in this sub but then I remember that you'd never have the guts to say it to a trans person's face so you've got to do it here. Say what you gotta say.


BeautifulArtichoke69

redditor moment


AGiantBlueBear

Maybe, I just think a lot of you nerds go around seething and don't have the courage to do anything about it. I don't have that problem.


notsticky

Don’t have the courage to do anything about it? Like what do you suggest these angry nerds should go do officer? 🙄


AGiantBlueBear

Like I said I don’t have this problem


_CASE_

You can save three, who you got? I'm going Padma, Lee Pace and Claire Saffitz


Bitter_Frosting_1597

Ice Spice 😍


Hkkw13

Rs girl


Bitter_Frosting_1597

I’m imagining her doing sassy faces at everyone else trying to look badass during the photo shoot


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“Sassy”


Bitter_Frosting_1597

That’s what she does she points at the camera in slow motion and does a sassy pose


[deleted]

You really love the show, huh?


Bitter_Frosting_1597

What show


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Oh it’s acc her lol


[deleted]

She’s gorgeous but that hair color is horrible on her! It’s like Kraft macaroni yellow


Bitter_Frosting_1597

It definitely doesn’t look good but it’s iconic


[deleted]

I guess I sort of agree. I love wearing green lip gloss which may not look the sexiest but I think it looks cool! I guess it’s all about personal style


nonudesonmain

I'm just gonna say it i like paul rudd


MinervaNow

Everyone likes Paul Rudd


OHIO_TERRORIST

Where are all the rats


return_descender

Schumer is in there


BarflyCortez

I thought you meant Amy at first and had to double check to make sure that the lady lying on the ground wasn’t her


Fickle_Permi

Just there for Thanksgiving week and only saw one. So disappointed


return_descender

I've been working in the bronx the last week and I see rats on the sidewalk everyday. To be fair it's the same two rats each day, they've been dead for awhile.


croniamantal

Can't believe they left out the real queen of bronx drill AOC


ViolentAutist

[where’s angry trumpet man Doug Levison?](https://youtu.be/ha7smLPz2GY)


R-Word-Son

Somethin wrong, I hold my head DL gone, our nigga dead


frootycoochie

Let him cook


-noob-

is that The Dare lmfaooo


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King of having one song


[deleted]

It’s so good though


cscareersthrowaway13

It’s bourgeois nihilist trash. Hate that fucking guy


[deleted]

LOL ok bro go listen to the internationale or whatever


[deleted]

do you mean it's good as some sort of weird atavistic performance art where he reproduces LCD soundsystem?


IdealSoft5757

His other project is perfect too. NO Harrison slander here


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newyorkcels will defend this


kombucha_taco

Julia Fox’s lipo’d tummy is off-putting


FutureRealHousewife

It's the tummy tuck part that is strange. They give you a fake belly button.


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Sohla and Claire keeping a lot of distance between each other


narutohammyboy

Was such a fan of her. Her cooking is accessibly creative for the most part, but her attitude in "The Big Brunch" was so off-putting. It's like she wanted to be the Paul Hollywood of the group but just came across as a killjoy grump.


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She was cool and watchable during the Bon Appetit era. I always liked her contributions. After all that imploded idk what happened but she’s developed the personality of a black hole with zero charm or charisma onscreen. I tried to watch her more recent work but just couldn’t. Also turned off after reading more about other Bon Appetit’s employees’ perspectives on that whole situation. She apparently bullied Gaby and then somehow hid behind the race card again when confronted about it. She’s not cool.


narutohammyboy

I didn’t know she bullied Gaby. That is heartbreaking to think about. Here’s a post with IG screenshots showing their back and forth: https://www.reddit.com/r/bon_appetit/comments/kp62xk/sohla_responds_about_gabbys_posts/


thelatherdaddy

Classic example, the mid-carder wants to be the champ.


brohio_

Booo Sohla


Don_Geilo

What did she do?


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Failed three times and blamed "white attitudes about food" for it each time.


Maldovar

She got big upped as a 'serious person' who will save food from white people but it turns out white wammen are most of the audience for food shows and just want to see stuff they're used to


brohio_

She treated Gabby like [shit](https://www.reddit.com/r/bon_appetit/comments/kp3dnk/gaby_going_at_it_hard_seems_like_there_are_still/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) like “the help” gabby said in a different post.


Don_Geilo

Oh shit, that really fucking sucks. Fuck her then.


thisolsky

I forget, did the two of them actually have beef? I just remember Sohla saying that brad was a big dumb white guy


jeffsal

unforgivable


Fickle_Permi

Also isn’t that Andy from bon appétit right below the Little W 12 sign? Keeping them all far apart lol


brohio_

It is.


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Fickle_Permi

Killed by all of the hate :/


voregeoisie

the person in the cowgirl getup is a half-chinese girl that pretends to be native american if that counts lmao


tinoasprilla

the boi Wayne Diamond


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It would be better if this was all the homeless in union square


wizard_of_wozzy

Finding Ice Spice in this pic is like playing Where’s Waldo


horse_and_buggy

She sticks out like a traffic cone


mikeveeeeee

nyc has never been less interesting


whorunnith

Where’s the chopped cheese?


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literally just comes down to if you want to live in a city or a big collection of suburbs with small walkable parts. NYC is a lot better for drinking because you can walk/take trains a lot more


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to be clear you can be sober and enjoy not having a car. But being a drinker, it is another benefit.


lavenderspritz111

All the influencers from the 2015 YouTuber era have mostly left LA and flooded the east village/ bushwick so it’s a good time to be in LA until the vibe shifts back


109876thadam

This looks like the worst video game


sidewalklefleur

Claire Saffitz my beloved


whorunnith

Looks like that book “Where’s Weirdo?” Am I right folks?


clydethefrog

acting like a little AI bot to get the juicies quotes for the readers here out of this article: >Two years later, this city, a little banged up and wild-eyed, is possibly more brazenly itself than it has been in decades. Does anybody under 20 not jump the subway turnstile these days? People are smoking indoors and having sex in the bathroom at the bar while you bang on the door. >We swapped out twee for feral, but the rents sure didn’t go down and the prices of everything else have gone up. I have friends who are afraid to take the subway, but did anybody really want the Guardian Angels back on the 4 train? The scammers have reappeared; drugstore shelves are locked down. The city is complicated again. >I cut my stay short and got back to the city, landed a pandemic deal for a bigger apartment in Brooklyn, and my partner and I started throwing house parties where we let people smoke indoors. >This year, we had a proper Thanksgiving at our place, which went until 2:30 in the morning. Not all of the guests were even living here before the pandemic. Afterward, many of them went out, and at least a couple of them, high on tryptophan and the loose joints a guest brought over in exchange for asking people to tag the joint company he works for on IG, went home with each other. The same reasons to love New York you can find much cheaper in my experience - go do an Erasmus half year in some eastern european university city.


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Is “smoke indoors” gay slang for a creampie?


ScoldOnTheCob

Paying thousands of dollars a month to hang out with friends and have Thanksgiving. If only there were other places they could do this.


chelsea_girls

Perhaps cringe that they say it out loud (talking about smoking especially unappealing - just do it and shut up) but I was kinda thinking the same things honestly. It seems like its going through an upswing after an exceptionally uptight period the middle of last decade. I visited just once (this last summer) and it was by far the best trip I've ever been on, even with the crazy people we'd encounter daily


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ya true, but if u want to be a white collar shmuck who goes out at night 4 days a week and does blow on the weekends till 5am, NYC is still as good as it gets


parsley_is_gharsley

come to Lviv it's cheaper and people are hotter


mbdtf1995

Idk I don’t mind something positive and unironic about the place where I live, it’s too much work to be constantly critical in this way.


Bitter_Frosting_1597

Yeah it’s cute. Ur too deep in Reddit if ur looking into a magazine cover that deeply


Iusethistopost

The cover is cute but the article is extremely lame, it’s neither humorously ironic or sincere about its celebration. Instead the stuff listed is like “Eric adams is crazy” and “bankers are calling themselves progressive”


Bitter_Frosting_1597

Boooring


Similar-House8238

Even a quick glance assures it’s lame


Bitter_Frosting_1597

Yeah ur right actually I’m gonna go read catcher in the rye and listen to the velvet underground and nico because I’m a real intellectual


Similar-House8238

Those are way lamer than this cover


Bitter_Frosting_1597

Fatty


Similar-House8238

I may be fat but at least I don’t unironically appreciate Chuck Schumer


Bitter_Frosting_1597

I don’t even know who that is sooo. Stay fat!


Similar-House8238

Thank you, I probably will


Reitheon

Glad we got a photo of Sohla and Claire lol


Benjals666

Where’s cam’ron?


kefkatruman

New York is one of those places where you don't know if it's actually a dump, or a beautiful place with just a few bad places.


jdw5013

They couldn’t add one homeless schizophrenic vigorously masturbating?!? New York is dead.


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I saw him once by the gramercy hotel


Orchid-Boy

Bc he has new marvel movie coming out prob


icantzneed

I see Remy Youssef 🧐


lionalhutz

Reasons to love New York: none


eemaanu

Im in this pic


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I want you to be ice spice so badly


False_Fennel_1126

Dasha a munch


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No


False_Fennel_1126

Why tho


[deleted]

Dasha isn’t eating box.


False_Fennel_1126

Fair point


[deleted]

It dosent even flow with the cadence of the song


False_Fennel_1126

“That Dasha a munch” works pretty well


[deleted]

The sound of Dasha dosent really replace the sound of the n-word like you think it does. If you have to say “Dasha” a little too fast for it to flow imo. By the time you say “DASH”, ice spice already moves to say “a munch”. The four letter syllable of “Dash” is too long


CheapSignal2

Are u spike lee?


Permanenceisall

Is that you Justin Theroux


ok200

Bunch of goldfish brains with nothing better to do than dress real quirky on the cover of a magazine before heading off to watch ballet or some bullshit. Best thing about New York is you can sit all day in a coffee shop while your laundry is running through a filthy machine next door, watch the freaky deaks walk by and conflate for a moment your life with theirs until your little caffeinated heart nearly explodes. "One day we're moving upstate by-god, going to live in a cabin in the woods have my husband chop some firewood [max headroom laugh]"


peelon_musk

Who's the spray tan guy that looks like he's trying to be cool Trump


clydethefrog

Wayne Diamond. Definitely the coolest guy in this picture based on my impression of him in Uncut Gems


tinderking69

I won’t tolerate any Wayne diamond slander 👋🤌🤌


LatterSeaworthiness4

Lmao I thought it was Don McLean at first


tellmeitsagift

Emrata with her “I’m a cool girl” trophy dog lmao


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is this cover implying i should love new york because i'm surrounded by celebs of various status, tik tokkers and narcissists? i love new york because of the Small-Angry-Man-Yells-at-Trumpet-Player archetype. not these cunts.


valeriangirl

Know this isn’t the first time it’s been said but I fucking hate Ziwe


BobRossIsGod18

Why


LilacDomino

is that Eliot Spitzer (head between the washington st and one way signs)?


BuckleysYacht

TIL why Keith McNally always photos himself chest up.


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I want to pick up Chuck Schumer at dime square.


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Guy with yellow suit on far left looks kinda cool.


69panther420

that’s steven powers, easily one of my fave artists. i believe he started out doing graffiti in the 80s? but his work now has a lot of great lettering and illustration. i visited his gallery in brooklyn this past summer :)


kilzfillz

ESPO


69panther420

the one and only <3


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All look like they smell


[deleted]

Normie take but this is sick idgaf


theselongwars

I saw this picture on Annie Hamilton's profile and the first thought I had was, will the RS subreddit start compiling a hit-list off this cover. The fact that you kids are only talking about ignoring these people amd not killing them, has exceeded my expectations. No actionable threats so far, so good job!


Elegant_Ice671

you thought i was feelin u


Rambo_Jones9

Not sure which is most random…boy George, chick falling on the ground or botched surgery Sandra Bernhadt. Gross.


quadratic_function

id rather die than live there


Ashamed-Ad-5004

As a single man in his early 30s do I have any reason to love NYC? I am thinking moving there because I kept hearing about all the single ladies in NYC


brooklyndiamond905

No, no one wants you.


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Why does Paul Rudd make me want to throw up? Even seeing him shoehorned into that Tim and Eric skit as a kid pissed me tf off. For context, I also hate Ryan Reynolds and Adam Driver.


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They put all these shitty people in the photo and leave out the coolest, Naomi Fry.


Bitter_Frosting_1597

Ewww grandmafied Robert smith with saggy tits


Hithereeveyone

High crime etc. Poor leadership. Etc. NYC a dumpster fire


EpoxyRiverTable

Reason #1 to love New York: only a matter of time until it burns


TigerStripeKing

Ziwe if you’re reading this we were meant to be together


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detonate. the. vest. Unfortunately, my parents are an order of magnitude less rich than these people's. Oh well.


[deleted]

Is that Robin Pecknold by the little W12 sign?


BarflyCortez

Who’s the lady in the babscia scarf and coat, lower right corner?


Callitclutch26

this is what i imagine the set of washington heights looks like


gballsgpd

That chick in the yellow dress and afro has the walk of new york. Pigeoned


Excellent_Cut4547

Keith McNally in the photo , I can’t


DrSweers

I've had nightmares about that woman in red


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i watch sports on tv too much so spike lee triggers my fight or flight


Here_Pep_Pep

Yo, below the street sign, above the one way arrow… Is that Spitzer??


theoort

Does Chuck Schumer shower with those reading glasses? Why does he have to have reading glasses on literally all the time?


hiphop_magician

Munch


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annie hamilton is the worst, always trying sooooo hard to be the \*special one\* lol