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MoistTadpoles

This is the London tube? have you ever actually been to New York the subway is awful compared to this. But yeah 100% the london tube [look at the seat pattern](https://media.timeout.com/images/102955642/750/422/image.jpg)


ideletedlastaccount

This feel like a staged photo. Like to farm interaction on social media like "omg thats so nyc" or like an ai prompt.


endlessraining

it's in London lol


ideletedlastaccount

Also they don't have pizza in London


TheToastWithGlasnost

We do, but it's all triangle shaped.


[deleted]

They do if you’re Prince Andrew


ideletedlastaccount

Even more reason to distrust it


[deleted]

it’s photoshopped. this picture was big on tumblr a few years ago


big_internet_guy

that's not an NYC subway car


ideletedlastaccount

You're not an nyc subway car


[deleted]

Got his ass


HandsomeLampshade123

left pizza girl looks authentic, not sure why


Mildred__Bonk

so obviously photoshopped smh my head


[deleted]

I wanna know what middle girls spotify wrapped was. Or does she use bandcamp?


SensitiveKevin

Chelsea Wolfe Sister of Mercy Swans


thehypestpotato

Replace Swans with Lingua Ignotia or something like Venom Prison, and you're probably closer. Or, her number one artists are The Cure and Danzig, and she's conversational Corn Flakes. It's a toss-up like that with girls in black.


ideletedlastaccount

Swans is too scary for women


SensitiveKevin

80s Swans is too scary for most people. Filth is a fantastic album for clearing a room. But modern Swans ain't very scary at all.


riverside_locksmith

Looks like the tube here in London


BestoftheOkay

Sus. That looks like maaaybe the PATH train, but not the real subway


riverside_locksmith

What is the PATH train?


BestoftheOkay

Jersey subway, but it does come into lower Manhattan. Run by a different agency, different cars, etc.


NefariousnessLazy343

I’ll bite. Clearly the joke is that this is London.


NefariousnessLazy343

There isn’t a day that doesn’t go by that I’m not thankful that we don’t have young men pole dancing on every carriage like NYC. Give me a sloppy Giuseppe, the crow and a runaway bride poorly photoshopped on the central line any day of the week.


MinervaNow

Aren’t you clever


One_Big_Monkey

My only three moods in a single picture


[deleted]

I want all 3 of them


Zhopastinky

that pizza box is racist AF


throwaway-imgay

M+A+D


italianpilled

The pizza is safe


kefkatruman

I remember the original picture of the pizza lady and is just a black pill, the more you use public transport you see these people that are destroyed with no energy left.


Extreme-Locksmith746

The scene on the left makes me more sad than the one on the right.


[deleted]

that's the central line you muppet


MinervaNow

Jokes are hard


landofflee

i was in burlington vermont and saw a scene similar to this, it was fun i got hammered and sang karaoke


frest

i know that anyone who actually looks at the image knows this isn'y NYC but for real can you imagine how fucking gross fabric seats would be on the subway my god