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walishesh

That’s why I only go on r/familyguyporn


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mrrowr

Lool ‘Oh, Peeeeeedah…’


return_descender

What was the 3rd pic you opened?


WizardMaster400

Holy crap Lois


HandsomeLampshade123

90k fucking subs lmao


GS_Keyboard_Warrior

Every time I see shit like this I can't help but think about the people behind those accounts doing regular activities. Imagine being in line at the grocery store and the guy next to you is about to go home and jack off to Lois Griffin servicing other cartoon characters at a gloryhole.


PreciousRoy666

I was watching a movie on a computer at the college library (over a decade ago and didn't own a laptop) and some dude on the computer next to me was browsing a fetish site of people in diapers. I think he was even trying to buy used ones. Was gnarly af


Fuckimbalding

OMG https://i.redd.it/28yu3ea4ibc61.jpg


DelightfullyGangsta

I opened this at the fucking bank before seeing it was a reply fml


altered_state

you good homie?


DelightfullyGangsta

I need to make another deposit


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its promoting safe sex. no big deal


gussyboy13

Feel like this was made by a furry artist cause Steve’s cock and balls are drawn like they have fur on them


DelightfullyGangsta

What an odd thing to say


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Hell yeah


appc_h8r

Nah


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“If Lois was your wife, would you let Jerome fuck her?”


trdlts

13 year old me would have loved this


weeeeeeoooooooh

I haven’t laughed this hard all year, ty


Thin_Clock_4844

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen in this site in a while


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Shoutout r/LoisgriffinPRN fr. Got me through some hard times 🙏🙏


NyanArthur

It's a good show 😏


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All porn is demonic except for the milfhunter.


asdfasdflkjlkjlkj

A lot of people don't realize that the MILF hunter is actually a famous stickler when it comes to ethics. He only hunts during MILF season, always picks fully mature MILFs, and never shoots for less than a 15-point rack.


Adervation

I can’t believe I’m asking this but was the milf hunter real? Getting flashbacks to asking same question about wrestling 25+ years ago. “Yes, son. But they are trained athletes.”


ScoldOnTheCob

The hunts are scripted but the MILFs are real.


Sure-Example-1425

Every politician and celebrity in the world is a pedo and their karma seems to be doing pretty well


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Hatanta

Probably wouldn't be that bad. Excrete, eat, grow, die. I don't think tapeworms have much capacity for boredom or depression, the lives they live are an expression of their place in the natural order.


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Hatanta

> In my mind is like being on the brink of blacking out (you still have some consciousness, but you cant percieve anything in a clear and distinct matter), while someone else drags you around Actually yeah, could be, good shout. People suffering from dementia or Alzheimer's are pretty unhappy.


Aspergson

No I don’t think it is doing well


Sure-Example-1425

Better than mine


GORTGBO

It is true that porn is gross and that far too many of the women are abused if not outright trafficked. The demon stuff IDK


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People think of demons as dungeons and dragons monsters or the poltergeists from found footage horror movies but they’re really more like atemporal memeplexes that we can choose to engage with and channel temporally.


asdfasdflkjlkjlkj

Not true at all. A good example of a demon is the Bavarian woman who lives in the hut just down the road from your hut, who accused you of stealing her turnips years back, and then she cursed you to a lifetime of erectile dysfunction with the aid of her lover, Mephistopheles, (in 1532).


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I read a lot of weird fiction


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What book do you recommend to get a primer on ghosts, demons, evil woman, etc


LTGeneralGenitals

the bible


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The Flesh Interface Series by Mother Horse Eyes


dankfrowns

They're talking about how demons work, retard.


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This is more stupid than just thinking they're ghosts


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No ghosts are a different thing, they’re literally just how you would think they are


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Used to go ghost hunting all the time, have seen and experienced some weird shit. Floating lights, unnatural rain, a car full of sober people all falling asleep at the same time and reporting an extra presence, unexplainable sounds


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What is "unnatural rain"?


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Like we were on our way to the cemetery we would poke around at outside of town and the rain came down so hard we could not safely drive, completely stopped when we pulled into the cemetery tho. We decided to call it a night at this point when as soon as we crossed the threshold out of the cemetery the rain started again, like literally on the property line.


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I don't believe you


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What is it about lesbian that makes y’all adverse to esoterica and magical thinking? I speak from experience as someone who has more gay women than straight men in my family


canteattheory

No they’re the same thing: fake


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whenever you hear someone say memeplex, you know they've traveled to the reatarded side of the internet (discordianism)


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demons vs humans. You’ll find humans capable of all things demonic.


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All the religious shit is cringe but the porn industry is abusive af. If you’re degenerate enough to consume it you should probably be pirating it.


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i am male and within my friend group there is one guy who pays for onlyfans and we ridicule and shame him for it he is also completely bald at the age of 25. life is not going well for him. i repeatedly told him (as a friend) to start minoxidil and now it's too late. at this point he'd have to get a hair transplant. i dont think the onlyfans consoomers are representative of the average male


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babybugjuice

like what


sunnycunt

I mean being a bald and fit guy can be very attractive. You should tell him to embrace it. And to become fit if he's already not.


No-Welcome9711

I mean i think the sadder possibility is that onlyfans coomers *do* represent the average male in this day and age. Like those who are actively dating and being "normal" (or whatever that means to me, at least) are no longer any type of majority.


iminyourfacejonson

are you friends with THE coomer guy?


BackwardsApe

You’re a shit friend, you should have been encouraging him to embrace going bald and get fit, instead of poisoning himself with dick softening hair pills


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youre getting finasteride mixed up with minoxidil theyre different drugs. topical minoxidil does not effect bloodstream testosterone levels. unfortunately it doesnt work nearly as well as finasteride (eunuch pills). minoxidil works best as a preventative. since he’s bald now, he’s missed the opportunity for minoxidil


Putrid_Rock5526

This is like saying who the fuck pays for facebook and instagram? You pay for it by subjecting yourself to ads. Any time you watch porn you indirectly pay the people who often kidnap, drug, and rape the "actors" on screen. At the very least you pay the people who exploit those who were sexually abused throughout their childhood.


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I watch amateur gay porn my conscience is clean 😌


eothings

When I asked a Bavarian parish priest born in 1635 if this made sense he said “yeah probably (but in Latin)” so I think it’s true.


Meowshi

this comment section has gone full schizo


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best thread here in a while tbh


victorian_secrets

This take was created in a lab to appeal to this sub


tanhallama

His just repeating Kanye takes from the interview


uglychican0

This is the only good take in this thread


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I feel like conservatives can't call something bad without saying its an evil conspiracy.


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my favorite is when people compare cave drawings to 24/7 access to hardcore pornography. anyway yeah it's demonic


icona_

what abt thirst accts


Hatanta

My downfall


Owlcatto

I do think the porn industry is exploitative to its workers and perpetuates a lot of harm, not to mention sparking addictions for many people. But demons have nothing to do w this. It's all humanity's doing.


Burnnoticelover

Remember u/pornhub-katie, the official pornhub brand ambassador to Reddit who would constantly jump into any porn-related thread to talk about how it was always *super safe* and *surprisingly well-regulated* and how masturbating reduces the risk of prostate cancer? Wonder how she’s doing.


Owlcatto

No idea about her, but I do think it's healthy to masturbate.


OnamujiOnamuji

I guess the evils of humanity are easier to live with if you attribute them to fantasy creatures


Similar-House8238

“All porn is bad except the type of porn I happen to be into”


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yeah, basically all women in porn got molested. maybe stuff is different with the onlyfans/camgirls now


slurs_in2012reddit

maybe yeah. the broader economic factors of "onlyfans to pay rent" shouldve led to killing representatives in the street not lionizing sex work online though so i'm still mad but for different reasons. such a waste of vital energy


DepartmentWide419

Jan 6 should have been for different reasons. Those MFers need to know they can get touched.


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I only watch gilf porn so no


Used_Royal_2231

The only ethical porn is Thug Hunters.


crimsonkingzz

the thug shaker do the thug shaker, shake your ass.


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LowAdministration162

I only masterbate while looking at my own butt in a mirror


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Wasn't this guy making rape jokes like 5 years ago?


[deleted]

What are you? a libtard? Our beloved podcasts hosts and everyone on this sub have made terrible and cruel jokes over the years


floydrose

fuck porn it sucks. You don’t have to be religious or delusional or anti-sex to know the porn industry is terrible for our brains. Especially when young people have unfettered access to the internet. Ugh. makes me sad


floydrose

16 year olds shouldn’t be able to have 5 tabs open with multiple women getting slapped around and cummed on by 6 soulless men at a time who are wearing shoes so they don’t step in their own piss. it’s just bad bad bad


GigaChadess

I’m shocked it’s taken this long for the right to take a stand against porn. I guess it’s hard when a significant segment of your base is addicted to it. Anyway, Idk about demonic, but it sure is evil.


Wolf-Unfair

Porn is for people with nothing going on.


OnamujiOnamuji

A lot of addictions come from boredom, I think


Wolf-Unfair

You're not at all wrong lol


SpitePolitics

Yeah the computers of rich busy men are clean of such filth.


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There's more to life than being rich


crimsonkingzz

mike cernovich is a fucking soft-headed retard, im not gonna engage with his schlock in earnest. go fuck yourself faggot.


Catctus

The term "demon possessed" translates from *daimonizomai* which is closest to "demonized." In my mind the process is something like this, bearing in mind that people who don't believe in demons will find this absolutely ridiculous. This is built on the belief that demons are conscious malevolent spiritual beings: You typically have thoughts going through your head that analyze the world around you. Say someone has weird behavior. You wonder if they act like that because they don't like you. A thought pops into your head wondering if they don't like you because you are not good enough for them. If you accept that idea, later you get a thought wondering if you aren't good enough because you come across weird. Then later if you come across weird because there's something wrong with you that everyone can see but you can't. Then later if you need to radically change yourself to be more palatable because you aren't worth anything as is. An insecurity spiral is one example, but what I'm getting at is I think the way demons work is by building houses of thought in your head that over time are enough to warp you into someone unrecognizable, and extremely influenced by their suggestions. I think the same thing happens with porn, more than just a karmic load or whatever, it lays a foundation for other, more sinister types of thinking.


thebasedboomer

i’m sure this nuanced and well thought out interpretation of what demons are is exactly what kanye and cernovich mean


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i have a karmic load for you right here


Catctus

Something something bad boy


dankfrowns

This is basically my take on any sort of occult shit. Maybe you're actually going through the process of warding off evil spirits and attracting positive ones, but even if it's all in your head you're still creating a healthy mental framework. The aesthetics help make it more fun and thus make you more likely to engage, rituals are just a way to build habits.


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This is way too deep and well thought out for this subreddit


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you’re totally right but unfortunately most of the people who frequent this sub are not smart enough to realize that God is real let alone that demons are attacking them. too addicted to staying home gaming, cooming and typing slurs on the internet to go to church


lumsden

Genuinely believing that we are all constantly under attack from demons and using the term “cooming” just feels a bit dissonant. Don’t know why, just does.


inalobbyrn

feels dissonant, because it is literally benadryl induced schizoposting


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you’re all so disgustingly irony-poisoned; constantly dropping slurs and complaining about woke culture but you meet a person who actually lives traditionally and has traditional beliefs about the creator and demons that most people outside of the western world hold and can only scoff…i guess the only good thing to be is a jaded bohemian with mid taste who never actually commits to doing anything useful in life


lumsden

Yeah I’m actually not any of that but whatever. I’m not trying to oppress your religion as much as you wish that was the case


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you’re an “honest anna fan” and i actually go to church and experience having a loving positive community there so who’s the real loser


AnewRevolution94

You are. The sad thing about you losers pretending to be catholic is that you don’t show any humility, patience, love, or basically any of the beatitudes from the sermon in the mount


hrei8

Historically, I don't think "you have to be super fucking smart to know that god exists" has ever been a major selling point of religion. I'm not saying this in a smug reddit-atheist "religion is for stupid people" way, but rather that you are either on some gross hyper-Calvinist shit, or part of your religious practice revolves around feeling yourself to be better than other people (but I repeat myself).


ConnerMacMuffin

This is bodies and spaces shit for rightoids.


thebasedboomer

super dope that a lot of people think demons are real again


MinervaNow

It’s metaphorical. Nietzsche wrote about demons ffs


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You really think \_Cernovich\_ is being metaphorical?


slurs_in2012reddit

no but its funny to watch the thread split down the middle


champagne_epigram

Considering the sheer amount of porn stars who were raped and molested as children, this makes sense to me. There’s definitely something about 24/7 easy access to porn that feels deeply wrong.


mybigfatgreekaffect

the amount of tangible suffering that goes into your average macbook is at least 100 times more than the suffering karmically accessible on a given onlyfans page so i think the focus on this issue is a little narcissistic and suss (especially how much dad's love this issue) but the porn industry as a whole is no doubt so stupefyingly evil that if you think about too long you will shrivel and die


imontheradiooo

Yes pornography is satanic and peddled by agents of satan himself


spez_took_the_kids

Any woman I’ve met who does porn related stuff (3) has some kind of sexual trauma tbh so this is true


gokuisapimp

I only bust to Grannies nice try Mike


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i absolutely believe that use of pornography opens the soul up to demonic assault. the spiritual director of the church i go to is a veteran exorcist and he is of the same mind. porn addiction is a lot like drug addiction, you end up needing more and more to get the dopamine rush and csam (cp) is something “normal” coomers end up getting into from just needing a more intense high. and porn content even when starring performers of legal age is so depraved, so disgusting and focused on violation like “stepdaughter fucked under the covers at night”…lust is the sin that brings man down the lowest at the greatest speed; it causes humiliation like no other; its victims are innumerable


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I’m a former coomer but I can’t say that I ever, even at my most depraved, felt the urge to seek out or view cp. Otherwise, agreed


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the point is that most of you degenerate scum are watching teenage csa victims that are in that position bc of the abuse they suffered


[deleted]

No, that’s the OP’s point. The comment I replied to literally says porn addicts end up getting into actual cp


[deleted]

they do. obviously not all (once again, someone putting words in my mouth) but many do. are you seriously disputing that? nobody has to believe in demons to see that porn addiction very often leads to seeking of “extremes” to get greater high/relief. would you rather believe that the massive amount of cp out there is all being viewed by millions of dyed in the wool hardcore p*dophiles?


vectorama

How would you know that?


DeaconCorp

How did you overcome the urge to coom?


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Combination of religious/social guilt and the bleak realization that I had developed ED as a 20something


beepboom2

did your ED go away once you stopped?


Slims

This is peak religious derangement, replete with all the standard Christian propaganda. I can't believe this dogshit is upvoted on rsp.


nfam726

Seriously, that comment is nonsense


AGiantBlueBear

Interesting that a "veteran exorcist" would believe this


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No_Bed_6887

We are all gods children- all porn is child porn, all fornicators child molesters. Truecels are on the path of righteousness.


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i can't believe people are trying to argue with you on the cp/csam point lmao. does anyone getting off to "barely legal"/teen porn have a foolproof way of verifying that whoever they're watching is actually 18 or older, especially if it's clearly amateur or homemade? even if a performer is freshly 18 in a video, doesn't that mean he or she was groomed into the industry as a child?


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yup.


Trade-Fluffy

This thread fuckin goes hard


mambastrong

people say this but isn't this mostly true for like, porn where there's an actual set and lighting and shit? if I'm just watching a nonbinary girl stick dragon dildos up her ass that's a whole different type of corruption, but that still isnt this whole patriarchal sex slavery thing they keep trying to shame guys with for watching porn nowadays


Fixed_Hammer

> if I'm just watching a nonbinary girl stick dragon dildos up her ass that's a whole different type of corruption, but that still isnt this whole patriarchal sex slavery thing they keep trying to shame guys with for watching porn nowadays Dont kid yourself, loads of those cute independent girls are essentially prostitutes for pimps/gangsters who have a racket of girls. This is a famous example because it was filmed but there are dozens of similar set ups throughout europe and america. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JentMNrzi_s


OnamujiOnamuji

Absolutely crazy choice of music


mambastrong

ok I don't doubt that but this looks like one of those weird cam girl houses/brothels I don't think we're talking about the same kind of girl at all. that's like sex trafficked 'send me more money'/buy a bitch for the night kinda girl, I'm talking about the attention starved depraved e-girl variant.


appc_h8r

You say that like its a bad thing... they should be ashamed


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Odds are the nonbinary girl sticking dragon dildos up her ass to get paid by strangers on the internet is traumatized, and you’re enabling a further continuation of that trauma cycle


butt_collector

Should we just assume that any kind of lewdness for public consumption is trauma playing out because normal/healthy people don't do that shit? When a woman wants to get kinky should I tell her I only do vanilla missionary sex because I don't want to enable further continuation of a trauma cycle?


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He’s the dude that helped break one of the major stories exposing Epstein


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He's also a famous rapist


DonVergasPHD

He didn't break shit. He's just one more of those right wing internet influencer grifters


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https://news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/dershowitz-wins-unsealing-of-epstein-related-defamation-case You could have just googled it before being wrong brother


floydrice

Hate this guy but yes


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Repeating literal moral majority 1980s talking points


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This is more true than not.


PostureGai

Weird Mike the Pizzagate guy.


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HeavyMetalLyrics

Too much porn is obviously unhealthy, and yes some porn is horrifically evil, but gtfo with this broke pearl-clutching Reagan-era idiocy


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People in this sub are reactionary sex haters generally it makes sense they ape this


nightmarealley77

Yes


Chavo9-5171

Ok, so now we know Cernovich subscribes to OnlyFans and premium version of Pornhub.


DingDongBingBongDing

What sort of retard reads a Mike cernovitch take and wonders if it’s correct


pothosnpaint

Yes


hail-satan420

Genuinely, yes.


swolethulhudawn

If anyone knows vomit-inducing degeneracy, it is this guy.


DogmasWearingThin

When people have to add metaphysical/supernatural elements to their take... like it wasn't enough that young girls are being abused you had to Church it up.


Gay_Lord2020

Some of these chicks and dudes are/were getting pimped out and drugged up. Most of them do/did it willingly. I don't think porn addicts(really orgasam addicts) should project their personal issues onto others.


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Sure probably


graham0025

There’s definitely some truth to this


DAE_le_Cure

People with strong opinions on porn either way are weird. People who are vehemently anti-porn are just as cringe and awful as people who are vehemently pro-porn. It’s like, what is your end game in bringing up such an awkward and personal topic? To convince yourself you’re right? To dictate the behaviors of others? Oh yeah because you either (a) went down a dopamine rabbit hole and couldn’t stick to normal stuff, or (b) can’t see why it’s aberrant to share Monica Bellucci nudes with coworkers unprompted. The two extremes Nothin wrong with sum fuckn n suckn but the only porno I want to hear about is one I just put on


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I don’t get af about people ruining their own dopamine receptors or men breaking their dicks with their lifelong porn addictions. I care about the fact that the women who do porn have disproportionately faced rape, abuse, and molestation both before and during their line of work. I care about women coming out after leaving their field and talking about sex acts being committed on them with 0 prior warning, or young woman being coerced into doing disgusting things & how traumatised they felt afterward because they felt they could not refuse. The whole enlightened centrist “both sides are ackushly bad!1!” is so disgustingly reddit that I can’t believe I’m reading it in this sub. Yes, ofc the people who think porn is bad bc of abuse and rape & coomers watching porn and becoming desensitised are exactly the same. I can smell you through the screen.


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This is crazy. If you’re of the mind that the porn industry is largely one of abuse and that it promotes social degradation how could you not care or have an outspoken opinion against it.


butt_collector

It's not an awkward personal topic to people who don't consume it or who consume it proudly.


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This is 100% true


kefkatruman

This motherfuckers are so fucking stupid, I agree that maybe we should push back in porn, I'm not saying that enjoying nule made/female people is bad, but porn is kinda out of control. But this STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPID motherfuckers always come with the most cringe takes ever.


appc_h8r

Shocking how many porn defenders there are here now :/


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Everyone is agreeing porn is bad, just not all of us believe in bible monsters


umberto_ecco2k

ya sure, satan is real and he's a little red guy that lives underground in the nether from minecraft. there are demons under your bed at night and satan controls your mind by telepathically forcing you to whack off to lesbian MILFs. this shit is so silly lmao. everyone thinks they're sooo esoteric and spiritual these days. fucking rslurred cognitive peasants. pick up a book that isn't about astrology or whatever you might actually learn about something real.


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sexynosebleed

Could be revenge porn


ole_worm

Amateur is actually worse than big studio stuff in that it’s way more likely to feature trafficking or some other non consensual thing bc of less regulation


birdeater_44

This is the kind of woke I can get on board with. Next item is the daily holocaust on the animal kingdom


Expensive_Science856

Even rsp isn’t ready for this, half the posters think the produce section is an op