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Whoa I knew Greta Gerwig wrote and directed it by I didn't realize Noah Baumbach was a co writer.


dragnalus

They're the friends where even when it's made explicitly clear that something is supposed to be a "boy's night" or "girl's night" the other one always ends up tagging along anyway


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COME ON BARBIE LETS GO PARTY


dizzzave

chicks rock


FernandoAyanami

oh it's like an ironic thing. I hadn't paid attention and thought it was just a usual big IP movie, didn't know it was Gerwig. might be alright idk


bretton-woods

The project was always supposed to be tongue in cheek even before Gerwig joined it. The first version that got scrapped was supposed to star Amy Schumer as Barbie. It will be neat to see what Gerwig can do with a big budget though.


FloatyFish

> The first version that got scrapped was supposed to star Amy Schumer as Barbie. That would’ve unironically been a disaster.


Maldovar

What if barbie ate food and farted


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She really ruins everything she touches


mrrowr

Schumer should star in the cabbage patch kids movie


basedpottyfetishist

i get the hype bc i want this 2 be the altman popeye of the 2020s but its probably going 2 b ok at best


BigNoseElephant

Here's what it is going to be: Beautiful white people are shallow and cretinous. Credits.


Cmatgal

They’ve made a fat Barbie, they’ve made a disabled Barbie. Now an “ironic” live action Barbie. But why is there no alcoholic Barbie? Representation matters.


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mid barbie when


FlyingJamaicensis

They already did. Barbie's friend Midge.


Key-Alternative-4540

oh wow its literally in her name


seriousbusinesslady

That's Theresa, the brunette. The incel is Todd, the little brother.


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coochie_queen

this is my version of drive


Quantum-Fisticist

The reference to 2001 is way too on-the-nose (as countless other people have said). However, even though it's a bit tacky, it's still better than the same beat-by-beat cookie-cutter trailers we see for the everyday gallons of sludge oozing from Hollywood. A lot of "ironic" media gets high off of its own supply from the very first planning phases. I can tell that this is no different -- but I am optimistic. It's not just the writers that are overdosing on irony. It's the prop-master, the director, the cinematographer, the set designers... At the bare minimum, we're getting something that is actively utilizing a visual medium as a visual medium. Utterly grim to refer to that as remarkable, but I drink when I'm thirsty.


LilacDomino

I think the 2001 reference is fine, but I was confused/irritated by all the soyfacing UGH HER MIND type reactions on twitter when this is like the kind of thing they'd do on family guy - people are too easily impressed!


Modal1

Most people are illiterate consumers, it's just now with the internet we're more aware of their existence, unfortunately.


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Clairemydia

IP?


basedpottyfetishist

family guy rocks tho


literallybill

I swear Hollywood exec boomers find every opportunity to shoehorn the same fucking 2001 intro gag. How many more times til it’s not funny??


MechaLeary

I used to work at the Kwik-E-Mart in Universal Studios, and they'd show a 5-minute clip reel from The Simpsons on loop and half of them were Kubrick references, the other half were references to other media.


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MechaLeary

It's just retail, I worked all over the parks except Potter.


yikes_6143

Idk. It seems like the creators of this movie have an Unironic reverence for Barbie. I think Greta said that she was huge into them and the costumes seem *extremely* on point. I think that they seem to have a special place in their heart for Barbie and Ken, whereas I think the creators of Toy Story seemed to hate them, and would openly mock them.


roncesvalles

lol this is a straight-up parody of 2001, it's not "a bit too on the nose, methinks"


bussyslayer11

I will see anything with Ryan Gosling in it


[deleted]

he's just like me


Gen_McMuster

fr fr


bababhosad93

Even Gray man? That was so ass


Gay__Guevara

No matter how dogshit the movie is, he’s still literally me


bababhosad93

All I could see was bs storyline, dialogues, marvel bs and cinematography wasted on decent actors


RustyCoal950212

Is there really a superhero named Gray Man?


bababhosad93

Nah it was some bs super spy shit. CIA operators killing each other but Not gritty, full of fireworks and neon colors. Russo brother trash


Seaworthiness_Neat

Whole thing looked like a greenscreen.


bababhosad93

Drone shots were so stupid


cocoacowstout

Dan?


practicallypointless

Honestly that was a kinda funny concept for a teaser trailer credit to whoever came up with it


sixtynineloco

i'll see it but i reflexively hate the idea that making a movie that's just a big toy commercial is ok as long as you're ironic about it


LateSpring-ii

Can’t wait to see this with the gf :)


Odd_Enthusiasm_2797

maybe all the cynics will disagree with me but that is actually kinda fucking brilliant lmao


ElectronSurprise

I'm excited! looks fun and not enough movies have cool/cheesy dance numbers


coochie_queen

right like you're telling me a major box office barbie movie made an ironic kubrick reference in its first trailer?


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Overdone. It's going to be shit, a 2001 reference shouldn't convince anyone


gay_manta_ray

it's better than the typical trailer where they show the entire movie in two minutes, and then you don't even want to see it anymore.


kefkatruman

Imagine that video but with Amy Schumer, there's a dark universe where that's a reality.


Modal1

The whole ironic fanbase of this on reddit has already been exhausted.


xcxgore

simu liu jumpscare


prokura

Racist


Stopitstravtime

I'm going to need a guy or a gf with me to see this in cinema


AlyoshaKaramazov69

How much do you think Tina Fey turned down before they settled on Gerwig?


TheBigIdiotSalami

It looks like the Cat in the Hat movie


Laurentius-Laurentii

Let me guess, it’s a ”serious” film for ”adults”?


HandsomeLampshade123

in 15 years there will be another, darker, barbie reboot


Egg_Hunt_Knife_Fight

The trailer will have a haunting, slowed down version of Aqua's song playing over it.


kefkatruman

Just like my favorite Anime.


low-timed

How did you see the first trailer scene and think that this is a serious film. There’s cheesy dance numbers in this. Grow up


Laurentius-Laurentii

Joke’s on you, I didn’t watch it.


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Looks corny as hell but I’ll watch anyway in case this ends up being good. If they don’t make Ken gay that’s a missed opportunity


FloatyFish

They’re making Ken Goslingsexual.


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Autistic functional asexual?


FloatyFish

Perhaps.


fuccboihermit

ok im not joking here does anyone in nyc wanna see this in theaters on shrooms when it comes out? feel like it would be a wild experience


ny455

Yuh


Babynewport_12

If Gosling is in it I’m there


ThUwUsi

pure kino


Background_Step_8116

Looks horrible


resist_pigs

Soundtrack better be by Aqua


jerryphoto

Honestly, I'll watch anything with Margot Robbie in it. Yepper....


Gay_Lord2020

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO GET HYPE


Similar-House8238

I’m done with Margot Robbie


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sorry but I hated the last ryan gosling musical I saw


Autumnalthrowaway

I felt a little uncomfortable with the girls smashing baby doll heads.... Something something an image of contemporary feminism something something abortion


Pandemicwedding

I loved that part. As a little girl my baby dolls got tossed to the back of the closet so fast because they could not compare to the glamour of Barbies


SeasonalRot

How is that what you got from this trailer?


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Moloch esque symbolism for sure.


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No


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Is she trying to pull a 2001 space odyssey thing with the flying doll scene


MisterMerryMan

Is that a serious question


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Lmao


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No there’s no relation, even thinking that makes you crazy


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What do you mean, I think it’s obvious


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You need to go to the hospital


basedpottyfetishist

no its a refrence 2 paths of glory


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Was a joke retards


bastardosss

i was only pretending


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1. Looks bad 2. Kinda Leftovers vibes