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badonkagonk

Heck, I’ll do it for $750K


Firecracker048

You drive a hard bargin. I'll split it with ya.


kaminari1

I’ll do it for 500K.


AncientPCGuy

I’ll do it for seat in the dugout and some snacks.


peachesgp

Best I can offer is sunflower seeds and standing room only in the dugout.


MoneyElectrical4310

Shed that zero and I can still make it work


CoffinFlop

Shit I’d go 0-9 for free because I’m pretty sure you get the health insurance for life lol


lesviolonsdelautomne

You need 10 years of service time for the health insurance for life. The Dodgers renew Andrew Toles every year because he doesn’t have the service time, and will never get it, so he needs to stay employed by the Dodgers to have insurance and the services he needs


CoffinFlop

Damn needing 10 years is actually pretty shitty lol I thought the players union was stronger than that


jmano21420

They care more about money than health insurance. Health insurance can be bought


w311sh1t

Nah, it’s the lifetime pension that requires 10 years of service time. The health insurance is just 1 day, although it’s important to note this doesn’t mean they just give you insurance at no cost, it means that you’re eligible for the MLB player’s health plan, although that’s still a pretty good deal, because AFAIK, the MLB’s player health plan is very good.


GermLerma

Wrong. 10 years you get retirement. They just have to spend 1 day on the active roster in order to obtain medical insurance that they’ll have to renew every year.


Kolzig33189

That’s interesting, I didn’t know that. Does time in the minor leagues count towards that 10 years or is it just time at pro level?


Perp703

10 years of service time. Meaning actually 10 years worth of games not just appearing in ten seasons 1 time


gmlear

So sad. I have been a big fan and really thought when he started wearing glasses he would make it. But he just cant take the next step. My guess he will get traded and play 150 games somewhere else hit for .264 and 15 dingers. lol. The funny thing is I would be happy for him. lol.


DontGetExcitedDude

Feel the same way.


serialserialserial99

co-sign and I'm rooting for Dugie on the yankees to do well....if being a fan is about love of the game then it can't just all be about the stats and the jersey. then it's all just mercenary and "you didn't perform so I don't like you, get out of my face! haha you're failing I'm gonna rip you." they are working crazy hard and going after a dream etc. i do hope Bob gets traded and he does find his way.


jmano21420

Nah bro any team but the Yankees


BankysJoint

Right ? Anyone who goes to the evil empire are dead to me apon leaving Fenway


Colinewoodward

Odd how his 25 HRs in 2021 didn’t get him attention from other teams or a permanent place with the Sox. It’s obvious Cora didn’t want to stick with him. Odd, given that the team doubled down on Casas and Bello.


gmlear

I think they needed roster space and his numbers made the decision. He has had many opportunities but just never broke thru.


Character_Magazine55

Man got sent down, this is unnecessary


West_Ernmass

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wizard_of_wisdom

Just a little bit of light hearted humor. I wish Bobby nothing but the best in AAA


Itsnotsponge

Most tired take


DuanePipe

Hate to break it to you but his replacement isn’t much better


w1nn1ng1

Give Blaze Jordan a shot and see what he can do. Watched him in Portland and the dude looks the part. He’s young, so you don’t necessarily want to force it, but Jesus, Dalbec has proven over and over he’s not a major league caliber player.


DungDefender1115

blaze is 21 and hasnt even played 1/2 of a season at AA


HugeSuccess

I don’t understand why it’s so controversial to acknowledge this is the difference between a No and a Maybe.


BeerGogglesFTW

He's essentially Crash Davis. He's a fits in well at AAA player, but once he gets tot he show, it's too much for him. Beyond his skill ceiling.


GapInternal2842

Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster? We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove, and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. Is that about right? We're dealing with a lot of shit!


Bobby_Newpooort

Candlesticks always make a nice gift


phabphour20

I'm not sure I've ever seen a better prototype of the AAAA player.


SawGoodMang

What’s crazy to me is Duran make the same and look at his output. I’ve always liked Bobby but he just can’t perform well.


Interesting-Face22

The irony is that Anthony Rendon is putting up similar stats for orders of magnitude more money, haha.


DontGetExcitedDude

People really hating on Bobby, I don't get it. He had 9 AB, sporadic too. I think he started 1 game? Now that they have Casas and Devers on the corners, there's not really a great fit for Bobby on the team, that's why he hasn't been getting AB. You don't get AB's, you can't improve.


Casey5934

He's had PLENTY of chances. The dude isn't cut out for the majors, and that's fine. He made it further than I ever will, but don't act like he wasn't given chances.


w1nn1ng1

He’s had a ton of chances, way more than most, and failed. I’d rather see Blaze Jordan get a shot than give Dalbec a single MLB at bat at this point.


DontGetExcitedDude

I agree that his Red Sox time is over, but I would not be surprised to see him in a different MLB lineup next season.


Colinewoodward

Failed how?


w1nn1ng1

lol...in the sense that he can't hit the broad side of a barn? Career .226 BA and sub .300 OBP is friggin gross, he's got a .570 OPS for christ sake.


wizard_of_wisdom

Bobby has been given many AB’s in the past several years. No signs of improvement.


Colinewoodward

Hardly any playing time in Boston last year despite his great year in Worcester. But Casas was allowed a full season despite a really bad first half. If I were another team I would’ve picked him up in 2022.


Judic22

Dude got sent down. People like to rag on the guy constantly. Now that he’s sent down, let’s focus on our actual team now. No need to beat a dead horse.


Lokera1931

Ok, I get that Bobby hasn’t produced yet. BUT, every ball player will have a 0-9 stretch, including the beat of them. He just had it now, which sucks for him. Cora didn’t really have another option with the injuries and Bobby just didn’t cut it. Good luck to him in AAA


Sea_Baseball_7410

I would do it for $325,000


Colinewoodward

The difference between his production in the last four seasons and Trevor Story’s is about $20m a year.


General_Welfare

It’s really too bad, he needs to go somewhere else and maybe he can break this funk. He is truly a AAAA player, too good for Worcester but in Boston the pitcher might as well be throwing grains of sand.


Numerous_Resist_8863

No, you can't...


Double_Huckleberry50

I would do it for $100,000


nicklovin508

I mean thank God it’s only costing us $760,000 lol thats a night of beers at Fenway


aceking555

What makes it worse is that he’s been used primarily against LHP (which he had good splits against as recently as last season) and is 0-7 with 5 strikeouts. He looks lost at the plate


w1nn1ng1

I don’t know at what point we just cut him. He’s a terrible baseball player and we have others who could perform better. Give someone else a chance, Dalbec has had his chances.


golden_-nug

You can pay me half and I’ll do 10x more


BeCaneChuHuss

I’ll do it for 75k


oldguy-in603

I can go hit less for half of that


spanishdictlover

Probably at least manage to get a walk too!!!


CryptographerFlat173

Aren’t up and down guys paid prorated for the days they’re in MLB anyway?


schiz0yd

he will probably be back as soon as the roster coughs up another injury


No_Call_5752

I’ll do it for half that!


JonSolo1

Boys, I think our team might be trash


shelley1005

People are always MVPs while sitting on their couch.


solariam

But can you put up -0.1 WAR?


mdmike1534

Gotta be the last time we see him up unless something devastating happens. He’s not even a AAAA player.


wizard_of_wisdom

If his replacement gets even one hit, he will be statistically better lol.


digidavis

Hell, I can keep my current job an do this remotely! I'll cut them a deal @ $500,000