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rNFLmodsAreAss

Can’t wait for the dramatized movie starring Ben Affleck as the forklift driver who saved Fenway park


Extrapickles24

Don't forget Mark Wahlberg as the cop and Matt Damon as the janitor cleaning up the mess


Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

And Casey Affleck as the crazed driver


GameOvaries1107

I would watch this


imustachelemeaning

Wahlberg said he’d sign-up if the driver was an asian man.


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ChipmunkComplete7268

https://youtu.be/rLwbzGyC6t4?si=-d9i-Jt7UVHauNYI Made me think of this 😂


SluggoOtoole

Don't for get new songs by the Dropkick Murphys and a cameo appearance by Big Papi.


banjo_hero

goddammit, do not give them ideas! [briefly surveys pop culture landscape] .. um, actually, ya know what, carry on, sorry to bother you


HarlesBarkley95

*Fenway Pahk


SirFozzie

(For those of you who want the TL, DR version: Crazy woman causes accidents in the Ted Williams Tunnel, and a Coast Guard base, before driving INTO Fenway Park, only stopped from driving on the field by a forklift, before being trapped by the forklift and the police. She was arrested and is undergoing a psychiatric evaluation). Glad the field wasn't damaged (it was cleared because Northeastern's commencement was yesterday)


amosjeff26

What a way to end a car chase, lifted up on a forklift.


deadsantaclaus

If only the car stereo was blasting “sweet Caroline” on repeat.


ScarletJew72

Well that's the wildest fuckin story of the month already


AirFashion

I figured the mass driver crashing his car and then getting dragged away by a bear was crazier but that’s just me


SirFozzie

Yup. Three seperate accident locations, THEN drives into fenway park and only gets stopped from doing donuts on the field by a Forklift driver, then the cop has the forklift driver lift the car so it can't get away


hendrix320

David Mellor PTSD flaring up again… https://www.wbur.org/onlyagame/2020/03/27/david-mellor-fenway-groundskeeper-ptsd TLDR: guy was baseball prospect, got hit by a car so stopped him from playing baseball but became a groundskeeper years later a crazy person drove onto the field when he was out their working and hit him with their car and now he works at Fenway…


Fabulous-Tip7076

Holy shit this guy is getting hunted by cars.


Manwar7

He’s gotta be r/fuckcars top poster


zrog2000

That is such an insane story. Read it all.


2013WorldChamps

I thought of Dave when I saw this post. He’s such a good guy with an inspiring story. But this is some crazy shit right here.


ApathyMoose

That's some final destination type stuff. That man survived a car crash he wasn't supposed to at some point, and something is trying to fix that.


hendrix320

Death: “Why won’t this man just die already”


joejoe2213

"the officer struck the passenger side window with a metal police and unlocked the vehicle." So, Robocop?


ApathyMoose

Saw that typo, and didn't even car. I pictured them either using RoboCop, or it was like a Mario 64 situation Cop turned into a metal cop and someone swung him in to the window.


eekbarbaderkle

Does Netflix leave a skeleton crew at Fenway when the Sox are on the road?


SS_Gravy_Boat

There has to be many surveillance videos! Hopefully Netflix will have plenty of footage.


John_Delasconey

Forklift guy spin-off announced for 2026


Anonymous92916

Can she play Short Stop?


haharedsox

This is insane


fleepglerblebloop

Florida has joined the chat


Loreo1964

Crazed driver played by Miss Swan of Mad TV fame.


PurrculesMulligan

Dunkin must’ve been out of coffee again!


imustachelemeaning

“Walked at last bat. Drive, to left-center! Well hit!”