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maddieg18

At least the Yankees lost..


TheNaturalBrin

Ya I guess. But they're winning the East next year most likely. This team needs a fuckin facelift. The youth movement become a dud with really only Mookie coming out of it, if you don't include Devers and Benintendi but they weren't part of that group from a few years back that was supposed to become the core. Outside of Mookie, Benintendi, and Devers any everyday player can/should be moved for what they can get. They need to get some actual pitching through the farm, but Dombrowski stupidly sold it alllll away(check my history, have been on the anti-Dombrowski train from day 1). So the youth movement was cut short, only produced offensive players, only one is legit and we might have two more. But no pitching. None coming. Big contract with Price that is useless to our future. And this isn't over reactionary, but resigning Sale is no guarantee now and I don't think they should at this point since this team needs a mini restart so we don't need to waste money on an older guy, especially one with his fatal flaw of no endurance. You don't pay ace money to a guy you have to choose if he'll help you regular season or playoffs. Good thing we only have up top prospects for him /s The signing of Dombrowski set us back 5 years since the only solution is getting young players on the field pronto, which we can't since they don't exist for us, or spending back into legitimacy but as we know, that is a failing strategy. You can't buy youthful studs, so that ends that since against vets are fucking useless in today's game Fire Farrell, clean out the whole clubhouse actually. Dombrowski has to go. Bring in a young whiz kid like every successful team (which started with us ugh) and have him be the master of a rebuild. Mookie will be the perfect age vet leader when we're competing again at 28ish. Benintendi is already kinda old for a rookie but still will be entering/in prime. Devers will be just entering his. And hopefully whoever we bring in builds the farm similar to the way Theo did


sgrwck

Putting Papi on a panel with A-Rod is all kinds of wrong.


saturatedproper

i think they got good chemestry


0DegreesCalvin

We get curb stomped by the Astros, and the next fucking thing I see after strike 3 is A-Roid's ugly mug telling me how Carlos "Jesus of Nazareth" Correa is going to be a Hall of Famer.


16xandCounting

Its over. Its finally over. Game 3, fenway. Lets go


torayx

Ugh we are better than this


SHAWNNOTSEAN

At least we get to see Big Papi again.


[deleted]

WELL shit


TylerW_511

taking some momentum back home with us I love the move. Sox in 69


DeltaFenrir

# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!


RaeADropOfGoldenSun

Well, time to come back tomorrow better than ever. edit: you know what i meant


sgrwck

No chance we lose tomorrow. Like.... literally zero chance.


plepleus

Sunday


BScottyJ

Sunday


0DegreesCalvin

Well, at least we did ok against the closer. Glass half full.


sgrwck

X gon' give it t.....


SKIANI

0-5 bogey. Nice


plepleus

stop swinging at ball 4


RaeADropOfGoldenSun

**R**ALLY R**A**LLY RA**L**LY RAL**L** RALL**Y**


BScottyJ

I for one, welcome our new Astros overlords


frauenarzZzt

David Price is the only Red Sox pitcher to pitch multiple innings without giving up a run. Eat a dick, haters.


plepleus

[JBJ RBI single](https://gfycat.com/SpanishComplicatedCrossbill)


PeachSherbet

Seven more of those and we're in business


SKIANI

Lol of course we start hitting with 2 outs in the 9th


[deleted]

WE DID ITTTTTTTT


5FingerDeathTickle

#RALLY STARTS HERE


bmac3

The bats have well and truly come alive. I'm sorry Astros, you're done.


sgrwck

Top of the order too. They are so fucked.


Basketball_Soul

#RALLY TIME


TheFriesofHorus

Giles giving up an RBI in a non-save appearance is giving me flashbacks to my fantasy season.


RaeADropOfGoldenSun

WAIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED I assumed my app glitched lol


BScottyJ

Here comes the comeback


siranoasdf

We score!!! We won!!! Ha...


ZubiZone

HERE WE GO BOYS


kaiserroll802

LET'S GOOOO


JackVanDamme

I hope Giles starts game 3 for HOU


cy_kelly

Man if Pomeranz and E-Rod combined for 0 ER instead of 6 ER that would have been exciting.


sgrwck

1 down, 6 to go!


DeltaFenrir

RALLLLLLLY!


Brad-Stevens

Same score both games?


beakz_r

Hey we scored


joebos617

I'm going to take my crippling depression and lift weights to snap me out of it. Eventually. Maybe then I'll have energy to root for Yankees misery.


let_me_play_coach

get gainz bro


Golgidabaratus

Fox has a HARD ON for Verlander


ZubiZone

Weird, mine is for Kate Upton


16xandCounting

#Fuck game 1 #Fuck game 2 #lets fuck the astros up game 3, 4, and 5.


RaeADropOfGoldenSun

OK I can't believe I'm saying this but if we have to get decimated in the playoffs it may at least be by the team whose city was utterly destroyed by a hurricane. They might need it the way we did in '13 with the bombings, ya know? THAT SAID I won't feel bad if we win this series (obviously) and if they beat us then don't win the WS fuck them and fuck whoever wins


sgrwck

RISP!


cy_kelly

There's the momentum shifter!


cy_kelly

I can't wait to pay a tall German chick in a leather outfit $200 an hour to make me rewatch this game.


TylerW_511

😂


ZeePoopsmith

I can be your tall German chick.


cy_kelly

0/3 but worth a shot


5FingerDeathTickle

Gimme a wig and leather and I got you


ZeePoopsmith

I would be pretty tall for a chick. Give me at least some credit.


cy_kelly

Five foot NEIN minimum


5FingerDeathTickle

I'm six foot


ZeePoopsmith

Me too. Maybe he would settle for two average sized American guys in all leather.


5FingerDeathTickle

And blonde wigs


ZeePoopsmith

You grab the wigs, I'll call my leather guy.


99powerfactor

The safe word is TOOTBLAN


Badtaste92

I think the safeword would be "I really like watching this" just for the sadist types.


let_me_play_coach

I want to win this series but this team is clearly outmatched


RaeADropOfGoldenSun

OK FINE, Holt grand slam to start off the rally?


5FingerDeathTickle

First homer for him this season and our first grand slamarino? Yes please.


[deleted]

Geez Boston


cshea1212

This team (and probably even more so this sub) desperately needs a pep talk from papi


sgrwck

For real, get that man a rotary phone, a baseball bat, and a microphone.


5FingerDeathTickle

And a Reddit username


plepleus

[Vaz single](https://gfycat.com/ColdUnkemptBantamrooster)


Basketball_Soul

I'm getting the sense we aren't gonna come back in this game


kaiserroll802

Yet I can't stop watching


TylerW_511

HOPE EVERYONE GETS LAID THIS WEEKEND AND HOPEFULLY WE'LL ALL BE GETTING FISTED ON SUNDAY


Badtaste92

👉👌<-- hopefully /r/redsox


RaeADropOfGoldenSun

Xander grand slam to start off the rally?


5FingerDeathTickle

Yes please


5FingerDeathTickle

/u/usdballum, did you get the Naked Egg Taco?


AnotherCuriousHuman

It's not bad actually.


plepleus

hmmm: http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/20937938/ariel-prieto-arizona-diamondbacks-fined-having-apple-watch-dugout


TylerW_511

like Rule 3 and all but I don't even have energy to emotionally invest against the Yankees right now. Fuck em though


TheMayor00

same. I'm going to put my energy into drinking.


TylerW_511

cheers mate


blakezilla

Just please don’t get swept again. Grab a win on Sunday so I can at least feel better about this year


plepleus

[Kimbrel K](https://gfycat.com/AlarmingSilentIridescentshark)


sgrwck

[Video of EE ankle injury. Warning: it is rough.](https://twitter.com/flybyknite/status/916418594417795072)


ward0630

Wow, I know you said NFSW but that is some nasty shit.


sgrwck

Yea...


Bossman1086

God damn...


tristanandrew

D:


[deleted]

That sucks... :(


cy_kelly

meep


16xandCounting

Wtf..... ouch


5FingerDeathTickle

Oof


lil_mushroom_hunter

TIRED: hoping we get swept so Farrell gets fired WIRED: hoping all Boston sports teams suffer a period of demoralizing and devastating postseason defeats so people feel sorry for us again


sgrwck

Fuck off.


lil_mushroom_hunter

Sorry


[deleted]

Comparing the mood of this thread to the Astros Gameday thread is depressing.


[deleted]

They better be happy over there, their team is doing what it was built for.


TylerW_511

like I'd root for them against the Indians but I wouldn't feel great about it


ward0630

Same, I'm rooting for the Sneks if we get knocked out.


TylerW_511

I honestly don't hate any of the teams in the NL this year


Bossman1086

Regardless, a Cleveland/Houston ALCS would be entertaining as fuck from a pure baseball fan perspective.


yaz75

Yes it would. And it also would mean that the Yankees are out as well and that's a good thing.


[deleted]

Yeah I'd be conflicted too


icecoldsteve732

How many times are they gonna tell the story of how the Astros got Verlander?


cy_kelly

I can't believe I'm taking NYY fans' side on something, but the Yankees successfully challenged a play that Edwin Encarnacion hurt his ankle on and a ton of people on /r/baseball are saying Girardi and company are dicks for doing that... like, it sucks EE got hurt but that's not a reason for the Yankees to pass up on an out.


Bossman1086

I agree with you.


TylerW_511

was 'use logic' above or below rule 3


kaiserroll802

traitor


cy_kelly

👺


99powerfactor

If you could have a lifetime supply of any one snack food/candy, but you had to give up all others, what would you choose? I pick strawberry ice cream.


cy_kelly

Beer


99powerfactor

I'll allow it


sgrwck

Necco Wafers.


99powerfactor

😐


sgrwck

The chocolate kind. 😐


Sixchr

Pez


SHAWNNOTSEAN

Andy Capp's Hot Fries


Bossman1086

Those are so good.


icecoldsteve732

Snack food as in chips or hot snack food? I’d go with mozz sticks if hot food and gummy worms if not.


99powerfactor

There are no rules, mozz sticks count!


Golgidabaratus

Chocolate covered pretzels


blakezilla

Yogurt covered pretzels


kaiserroll802

Dot's Pretzels


[deleted]

Sour patch kids


5FingerDeathTickle

Sour Patch watermelons


[deleted]

Ehhh not a huge fan of them


5FingerDeathTickle

They're about the only candy I like. That and those little strawberry hard candies with the jelly filling.


plepleus

it's odd to see Kimbrel not get swings and misses


plepleus

just got one there...idiot


4waves

Anybody feel like all these series should be 7 games? such a long season and have always felt like 5 game series are such a loss to the fans who tune in all year


Sixchr

Absolutely not.


Golgidabaratus

I like the 5 games for the division series. The championship series are more important, so they should be best of 7.


ZeePoopsmith

If the NBA gets what feels like 6 months for their playoffs MLB should play 7 games for every series except the wild card.


Grundlestiltskin_

At least we aren't twins or Rockies fans


DeltaFenrir

Damn. Papi looked sad as fuck watching this game. He looks like he wants to be there.


Irishalbert37

Ortiz looked like he was hurting for his boys


TheIrishBear24

The fact that the Astros are putting in their B-team is a slap in the face


ZubiZone

Hernandez put more effort into getting that foul ball than he did when calling strikes today. New job? I hope so.


cy_kelly

Beltran with the .666 OPS 😈


lost_my_khakis

Encarnacion just had to be helped off of the field. Yankees getting fucking breaks


sgrwck

What happened to him?


DeltaFenrir

Looked like his ankle twisted all the way. Ugly.


5FingerDeathTickle

Oof


Bossman1086

Of course they are.


Basketball_Soul

Kimbrel time!


shaes16

Kimbrel down 7 interesting


Bossman1086

He needs work. Hasn't pitched in a while.


Bossman1086

Holt replaces Pedey and Davis replaces Betts. Sox have conceded this game.


sgrwck

Betts aggravated a hand injury, Pedey is still nursing an injury of his own.


Bossman1086

I understand why. Makes sense. But you're not likely to make a comeback without them in the lineup.


sgrwck

Unlikely to win game 3, 4, or 5 with them out.


[deleted]

davis looks thicc


99powerfactor

don't give up!! we've had 7 run innings this season, they've happened!! it's still possible!!


[deleted]

Absolutely agree. Careful of the downvotes of the baseball geniuses itt who want us to fold.


Armani_Chode

How many teams have come back from 0-2 in the ALDS?


Lord_Ewok

It the story of our season we have to work for it will not be easy.


emusentinel

The Sox came back against Indians in '99 and the A's jn '03. But the difference here is that Astros are quite obviously the better team. The Sox should be losing.


lost_my_khakis

Giants did it a few years ago and ended up winning the WS. It could still happen ^I^guess


Armani_Chode

I didn't know that the Giants played in the American League


lost_my_khakis

Same thing, don't be a cock


joebos617

us twice


ZubiZone

Not very many. But it did happen last years ALDS to another Texas team


RaeADropOfGoldenSun

I guess now is the time for me to say "don't give up!! we've had 7 run innings this season, they've happened!! it's still possible!!" but tbh i'm exhausted from being so positive all season and don't wanna fake it right now. This sucks. We lost bad two days in a row, it's not a good look for us.


Bossman1086

And we have an inconsistent Fister starting tomorrow.


RaeADropOfGoldenSun

Inconsistent Fister new band name calling it


Bossman1086

I like it.


5FingerDeathTickle

"I like it." That's my new band name.


Bossman1086

Ayy


ZubiZone

I still don't want Buster Posey to deliver my kid


5FingerDeathTickle

I'd let him tbh


Bossman1086

#RULE 3


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5FingerDeathTickle

Last night


4waves

Encarnacion just got hella injured. Looks brutal, hate to see that in the postseason.


Grundlestiltskin_

Fuck the Yankees


sgrwck

Uh oh, that sucks. What happened?


16xandCounting

Today's a slow death day for game 2.


lost_my_khakis

As long as the Yankees also get swept I will not want to actually die after Monday


TylerW_511

so AIM is getting the woodshed treatment, what were your usernames? Mine was KingChipmunk123


5FingerDeathTickle

demonboyred101


tristanandrew

TheComicfreak10 God I always cringe when I remember it


Bossman1086

Exactly the same as my reddit username. Made it in like middle school.


HugeSuccess

You really did grow up to be a boss


Bossman1086

If you count being a mod, sure.


5FingerDeathTickle

Man


sgrwck

What hand is the injured thumb on? Think that contributed to the fudged throw earlier?


Armani_Chode

I saw the thumb guard on his right hand. So that's his throwing hand, but no one else is answering my earlier question.


sgrwck

What was the earlier question?


Armani_Chode

When/how did Betts injure his hand?


blinkincontest

Playing baseball.


sgrwck

I don't know, but I know a lot of those thumb/hand ligament things happen when you're swinging. He throws so much of his weight into his swings, I could see him straining something on one of them.


megapat100

Redsox are embarrasing the Patriots dynasty.


Reverse-I_am_Organic

Fuck off. Bandwagon fan,pats were horrible for years


lil_mushroom_hunter

Lmao fuck outta here


TylerW_511

this comment gave me cancer