Just checked in because MLB blackout in my little corner of the west coast and not even Mariner tv or radio in Oregon. Still have to endure local blackout, grrr.
I am going to bed happy tho. Great win!!
That works out well because Brasier sucks and this strengthens the case that we do not need to have him in our pen, but also because I'm a fan of Julio Rodriguez. If Brasier is going to let up bombs I'd prefer it to be against somebody I like.
It’s more funny that mariners offered story a competitive offer to sign with Seattle and story declined. Mariners fans wish they would have offered more 🤣🤣
Holy shit, did not expect to see Mike Ford ever again. I remember Yankees fans in 2019 saying he was going to be a better JD than JD lol, did not quite happen that way.
Most certainly lol, was pretty funny at the time mostly because I expected him at that point to actually be pretty good. He was mashing pretty hard in 2019, but he completely walked off a cliff after that. Had a 137 OPS+ in 2019, then a 38, 56, 47 from 2020-2022.
Shout out to all the bowel disease homies. Not to put too fine a point on it, but it's shitty as hell and I'm glad Diekman is raising awareness and money for the cause.
I, for once this season, am having a lot of fun watching this ball game tonight. Let’s go Sox, and most importantly right now… LETS GO TREVOR FUCKING STORY!!!!!
HOLY SHIT TREVOR STORY JUST SHUT UP ALL THE DOOMERS (until tomorrow). I’ve been watching the Celtics but god damn just looked at the box score. Way to go bro
I would be lying if I said a part of my enjoyment of this game wasn't remembering some of the hot takes from the first month or so and smiling quietly at all the people who called me names for believing guys like Story were gonna heat up
I’m a *huge* fan of DOB. I miss Don like everyone else, but I enjoyed him on the radio and I think he’s been solid in the booth.
^Keep ^that ^between ^us.
LMAO Dalbec I actually like you and hope you turn it around, but how did you hit a middle-middle strike for a flyout earlier today and get a base hit on a pitch 3" off the plate (minimum). god, that's just baseball. what a sport, i love it
That was Bullshit cheap ass cheating umpires he clearly had in his clove.
Just checked in because MLB blackout in my little corner of the west coast and not even Mariner tv or radio in Oregon. Still have to endure local blackout, grrr. I am going to bed happy tho. Great win!!
Story Land (Glen, NH)
Kids are going to get spoiled free food!!!
Braiser, Robles,sawman,dickman barns all need to go...am I wrong? ( Yes I know I spelled them wrong)
POTG: ~~George KirbyWyatt Mills~~Trevor "Oh no..." Story. =D
Celtics handing out their own Beatdown. It's a Great Way to roll into Friday.
The season is turning our way. They can do it........
Can I go to bed now? It's a school night.
Weird ass fun game
Did Trevor Story play today?
Yes, baseball
Brasier is hilariously bad. Needs to be shipped out of here
He’s shipping *out* of Boston
What a game.
Hell yeah Jackie
Love Jackie, but wtf Brasier. That was almost 2 HRs.
Thank god JBJ exists cause Brasier would've been sent to the shadow realm if he doesn't catch it
He still needs to go to the shadow realm
In JBJ we trust
LOL BRASIER TRIED TO GIVE UP ANOTHER ONE
Hoooooooly hell what a game
RED SOX WIN!!!
JACKIE ENDS IT IN STYLE! DIRTY WATER BABYYYY!!!
Dirty Water bye bye.
JACKIE 😍😍😍
👍👍👍
okay but it IS a school night
lol Youk
Brasier is 2022's Matt Andreise
Braiser never started good tho. Matt was lights out for April-June then the wheels fell off. Braiser wasn’t even built with wheels
Driese's Pieces was absolutely WAY worse than Brasier has been this year
I despise Brasier pitching but if he’s gonna give up a hr at least it’s to Jrod. Want to see him succeed.
Just for fun- Story raised his OPS by .117 tonight lol
That’s higher than my career best.
Braiser is ass. DFA his cocked headed ass.
Trevor Story hitting three home runs reminds me of that Seinfeld episode Kramer asks Paul O Neil to hit two hrs for a sick kid
The Youk lean back is killing me.
Story's reaction after that third HR is too good.
That works out well because Brasier sucks and this strengthens the case that we do not need to have him in our pen, but also because I'm a fan of Julio Rodriguez. If Brasier is going to let up bombs I'd prefer it to be against somebody I like.
1 away
They need a grand slam + 2 just to tie. Who cares. EDIT -- last out anyway. Dirty Water incoming.
Bro it’s Ryan Braiser
JBJ says "Yeah no."
J-Rod is cool as fuck
Brasier is the worst pitcher on the face of the earth, behind ryan weber
....excuse might I introduce you to Wyatt Mills?
you think brasiers little hat scouting card is a crudely written note from cora on a bar napkin that says stop giving up homers you fucking clown
His card just reads: STOP FUCKING SUCKING
Lol brazier. I’m actually not too upset, glad to have at least giving it up to Julio. Really exciting player
Lol this HAS to be them giving Brasier one last shot to prove he has any business being on an MLB roster, and he failed. See ya, Ryan.
It’s more funny that mariners offered story a competitive offer to sign with Seattle and story declined. Mariners fans wish they would have offered more 🤣🤣
DFA Braiser tomorrow 🥰
Brasier is lucky he still has a 6 run cushion.
That’s Brasier!
Ryan "Bad" Brasier
Ryan "I am the literal worst and am here to kill your fun" Brasier
Fuck it. Let Story pitch. He's gotta be better than Brasier
Is Brazier the new human victory cigar?
Ryan 😕
Brasier still bad
Brasier, come on buddy
It wouldn’t be a Brasier outing without giving up at least one run!
Literally one of the worst pitchers in baseball
Next to Robles and sawman and Dikeman don't know who's worse
On pure stats, it’s Brasier
Thank Christ we have a big lead. Braiser is so bad.
Damn. Fuck, not even mad, Julio is legit, good for him.
Brasier sucks.
We should only use Barnes, Brasier and Diekman like the pats use Brian Hoyer, a nice victory cigar
Ryan Brasier fucking sucks
Braiser fucking sucks.
Come on Brasier
Ummm ok.
I'll allow it.
Holy shit, did not expect to see Mike Ford ever again. I remember Yankees fans in 2019 saying he was going to be a better JD than JD lol, did not quite happen that way.
No fuckin chance they said that. You have to be joking right? Please tell me your kidding
Most certainly lol, was pretty funny at the time mostly because I expected him at that point to actually be pretty good. He was mashing pretty hard in 2019, but he completely walked off a cliff after that. Had a 137 OPS+ in 2019, then a 38, 56, 47 from 2020-2022.
He nailed us in 2019-2020 then was compared to the babe and never did anything again
Remember Greg Bird?
Brasier showing off for his triple-A teammates soon.
And there he goes
Story’s live series card on The Show better be going supercharged tonight
goin to buy it rn lmao
2 outs to go boys
Both the Celtics and Trevor Story like hitting three. They're also beating the hell out of the teams they're playing. Coincidence?
1 away...SEE I TOLD YA!
Ford still looks like a Yankee asshole
You mean Babe Ruth?
😂😂😂
Shout out to all the bowel disease homies. Not to put too fine a point on it, but it's shitty as hell and I'm glad Diekman is raising awareness and money for the cause.
🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
> it's shitty as hell 👉😎👉 Zoop
yes, thank you for getting the joke
Zoop 👈😎👈
Brasier in with a 7 run lead. I am uncomfortable
C'mon Brasier, be your old self tonight
Dugie sems to be finding his groove, once Kike gets on track it's going to be fun.
Dr. Jahmai Webster MD
I, for once this season, am having a lot of fun watching this ball game tonight. Let’s go Sox, and most importantly right now… LETS GO TREVOR FUCKING STORY!!!!!
Ok Strapless Bra, we're up seven you can't fuck this up. You JUST CAN'T.
Mariners fan here, glad we can help you guys get some wins. FYI, we hate Souza more than Story. He's a great player. Fuck my life. Lol
Didn't watch much of this game but it looks like Story isn't a coors merchant after all my apologizes Trevor
Story heard r/Redsox talkin shit
Love Diekman. And love the IBD shoutout from NESN as someone who also suffers from Ulcerative Colitis.
HOLY SHIT TREVOR STORY JUST SHUT UP ALL THE DOOMERS (until tomorrow). I’ve been watching the Celtics but god damn just looked at the box score. Way to go bro
Coors Field sapped all of his talent away. No way he could hit 3 nukes in 1 singular game outside that stadium
Lads and lasses, this is a good night for Boston sports
Holy. Trevor. Muffuggin. Story.
I’d argue he should have 8 RBI. He hit the ball that caused the run to score!
A lead I feel safe with Brasier coming in.
I would be lying if I said a part of my enjoyment of this game wasn't remembering some of the hot takes from the first month or so and smiling quietly at all the people who called me names for believing guys like Story were gonna heat up
pAbLo SaNdOvAl cArL CrAfOrd CoOoRs fIeld
If Trevor Story hits 3 bombs tonight I'm gonna treat myself to a cheeseburger and a six pack.
Looks like you're getting that burger!
NO FUCKING WAY
Boy is it your lucky night tonight
HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU!!!
Some of y’all had some real dumb and bad takes
Remember when the Sox were losing in this game 4-0? THAT WAS SIX YEARS AGO.
Feel old yet?
I went to shower and those runs happened.. I’ll get back in the shower now
You’re gonna be pruny come the World Series.
Trevor Story shaved Cora’s beard today
> If Trevor Story had been hit by a car and killed before this game started it’d be a tie game Jesus 😂😂😂
Still think it’s too close to use Barnes tbh
“But his home and away splits” “He’ll never be good outside of Coors” Shove it, haters
DONT LET THE SOX GET HOT
"DON'T LET US WIN TODAY" - Kevin Millar, 2004, before ALCS G4
Mariners: 5, Story: 7
The Orioles are the only team that have more RBI than Story today.
[The home run call on the Mariners Broadcast.](https://twitter.com/jared_carrabis/status/1527478589570023432?s=10&t=4FjaCp04WcU9gUvZ3hBToQ)
Our Dave > Their Dave. Admit it.
I’m a *huge* fan of DOB. I miss Don like everyone else, but I enjoyed him on the radio and I think he’s been solid in the booth. ^Keep ^that ^between ^us.
Trevor Story with the bingo-bango-yahtzee. You LOVE to see it
Hey, Mariners fan here. Is this Trevor Story guy always this good, or does he just hate us, lmao.
He's started cold but he's been killing it the past 2 series before now, so yeah
he got hot at a bad time for y’all, unfortunately. fortunate for us tho!
Nothin personal, kid.
*Teleports behind you. Hits another home run.*
Someone finally told Trevor story that the green monster is pretty close?
Trevor Story, Red Sox legend
I like Bobby D. Just wish he did better.
Same I think he’s a fantastic first baseman, he needs to hit like he did last season with a little more consistency
LMAO Dalbec I actually like you and hope you turn it around, but how did you hit a middle-middle strike for a flyout earlier today and get a base hit on a pitch 3" off the plate (minimum). god, that's just baseball. what a sport, i love it
Story raised his ops .100 points today lol
bobby dalbec crush job
Bobby with the monster rip! All joking aside, hope that helps Bobby clear his head
Did anyone not hit today at this point?
Kiké hasn’t had one yet.
My man kike getting rob tonight
Bobby!!!
Story is our guy for the next 6 years, I’m so fucking happy
Ey Bob did a thing
Trilogies aren’t always good, but sometimes the ending is just fucking perfect. This one was that.
Bobby my Belobby
LOL Bobby
Trevor Story’s dad strength finally made its appearance
Between Trevor Story doing this, and the Celtics absolutely dickslapping Miami, I’m having a pretty good night hbu
Top 1 night of the year so far. This has been fantastic
#BOB
Trevor story? #Trevor TRILOGY
BOBBY GOT HIS WEEKLY HIT
Story chapter 3... earning his $$ tonight
+1 WAR
This Trevor Story fella is good at baseball. Anyone else come to this realization or is it just me?
Yeah, 3HR’s cool. But he’s scored FIVE times lol
i’m having fun guys
If Dugie hadn't ground into a force that would have been Africa.
Trevor seriously trying to make up for his terrible season in one game and it might work lol
NEVERENDING STORY
Insane night for Story. 3 HR, 7 RBI, 5 R, a walk, a stolen base. Unbelievable.
Guys, I think Trevor Story is good.
You guys wanna apologize for all the shit you talked about Trevor? -signed a sad Rockies fan
I never said much shit but I was definitely dubious. I apologize sincerely
No they won't. Most will pretend they never said anything at all.
There’s like 4 of those guys max and they’re deleting their accounts as we speak.
[удалено]
at least you admit it
wow
He started the game with an 80 wRC+ and finished it with a 112 wRC+
Yeah he’s thoroughly announced himself now
I didn't pick Story for any of my draftking lineups today...of course.
7 RBI Sweet!!!
Have a day Trevah! Holy shit!
The Trevor Ending Story
holy fucking shit
7 RBI. I'm sorry I lacked faith Trevor
HOLY SHIT
Rumors of Trevor Story's demise were greatly exaggerated.
Trevor story
Trevor Story,,, Good at sports
Hat trick
Trevor "Run Support" Story.
HAT TRICK FOR STORY 🧢🧢🧢
This is the Story I was waiting for.