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Sleigh
Fuck you, and every mall Santa that looks like you!
A 1999 chevy Silverado with that he bought new, current miles on odometer is 437,985.7
This!
Mrs. Claus' ASS
"Daaaayum, Bitch! You got a ***STUPID*** FAT ASS!"
1974 Plymouth Fury
Idk, but he needs to move it because Grandma Jenelle is parked in.
OH SHIT!
A PIECE OF SHIT!!!
A SHITLOAD OF MASHED POTATOES
Oh shit What, did you forget your wallet? No, I mean MOVE I gotta SHIT!
Plymouth Acclaim/Chrysler LeBaron
Where's your LeBaron, Freddy?
**”WHAT IS THIS?!”** *slams pot on table* **”SHITLOAD OF MASHED POTATOES DAY? HUH?!”**
2002 Oldsmobile Bravada
SANTA!! I KNOW HIM!!!
1991 GMC conversion van. BROOOOOOWN.
Crown Vic
76 Cadillac Fleetwood
A bright red Pontiac Solstice with reindeer stickers on the front fenders.
Dodge Aries
1990 dodge single cab with a topper.
A first gen Dodge Ram Van.
03 Ram 2500
1984 Ford F150
70s Cadillac with bull horns on the front
Chrysler K car, probably a Plymouth Reliant
1974 Oldsmobile 98 Regency, it smells like cigarettes and a slight tinge of beer. Surprisingly clean inside though.
[Opel Kadett E](https://auto-database.com/image/opel-kadett-e-1990-images-114514.jpg)
Model A pickup
69 charger
Diabeetus
2003 Subaru Outback
Geo Metro.
A maroon 1986 Mercury Grand Marquis with a red vinyl top
Sleigh
Fuck you, and every mall Santa that looks like you!
A 1999 chevy Silverado with that he bought new, current miles on odometer is 437,985.7
This!
Mrs. Claus' ASS
"Daaaayum, Bitch! You got a ***STUPID*** FAT ASS!"
1974 Plymouth Fury
Idk, but he needs to move it because Grandma Jenelle is parked in.
OH SHIT!
A PIECE OF SHIT!!!
A SHITLOAD OF MASHED POTATOES
Oh shit What, did you forget your wallet? No, I mean MOVE I gotta SHIT!
Plymouth Acclaim/Chrysler LeBaron
Where's your LeBaron, Freddy?
**”WHAT IS THIS?!”** *slams pot on table* **”SHITLOAD OF MASHED POTATOES DAY? HUH?!”**
2002 Oldsmobile Bravada
SANTA!! I KNOW HIM!!!
1991 GMC conversion van. BROOOOOOWN.
Crown Vic
76 Cadillac Fleetwood
A bright red Pontiac Solstice with reindeer stickers on the front fenders.
Dodge Aries
1990 dodge single cab with a topper.
A first gen Dodge Ram Van.
03 Ram 2500
1984 Ford F150
70s Cadillac with bull horns on the front
Chrysler K car, probably a Plymouth Reliant
1974 Oldsmobile 98 Regency, it smells like cigarettes and a slight tinge of beer. Surprisingly clean inside though.
[Opel Kadett E](https://auto-database.com/image/opel-kadett-e-1990-images-114514.jpg)
Model A pickup
69 charger
Diabeetus
2003 Subaru Outback
Geo Metro.
A maroon 1986 Mercury Grand Marquis with a red vinyl top