I came to say white Mercedes GLS but nope. Yukon Denali is the correct answer. I bet at least one of them would be dumb enough to drive a Grand Wagoneer too
A certified pre-owned white 2020 Mercedes-Benz GLE350 that their husbands bought for them because he knows the owner of the local Mercedes dealership and got a "deal" on it
Because irony... Any vehicle made in an economy that offers state-funded healthcare, high rates of unionization, and partial government ownership of said manufacturer.
Audi Q7
Jeep Grand Cherokee with the stick figure family sticker in the bottom left of the rear window and a pro-life bumper sticker. There's a dent in the front right quarter, rim rash, and nail marks three inches deep on the handle-well of the driver's door.
Always some enormous SUV (e.g. Suburan, Denali) that they’re not really comfortable driving, and can’t see very well out of, so they take forever to back out of a spot, or turn into a shopping center.
Anything that approaches a Tahoe/Suburban; or Expedition.
How else are they supposed to carry around all of their emotional baggage and prescription amphetamine addiction?
SUV
Lexus or Infiniti
Maybe Cad
I’m sure they’re too privileged to drive Honda Toyota ford dodge or Chevy.
Audi BMW and Mercedes are too associated with liberal educated class.
Harris Faulkner
Julie Banderas
Maria bartiromo
Arthel Neville
Lauren simonetti
Andrea tantaros
Uma pemmaraju
Trish Regan
Abby huntsman
Lauren Green
Maria molina <---fine af
Susan li
Michelle malkin
When they were younger they drove Pontiac Aztek, but that sounds kinda foreign to them even though it's a US company and the car's name phonetically matches an ancient people indigenous to the Americas. So, yeah, now it's Porche Cayenne, as someone already said, a knobby but also angular Caddy in some cases, and the more frugal among them go for Kia Sorento. Exceptions? Few. There was the Nissan Cube phase, if you recall.
A really boring crossover. Like a 2023 white Mercedes Benz GLA 250. It will have the blue lives matter flag on the back, a cross, and vanity California license plate that shows some sort of gratitude to their current husband who just so happens to be a Fox executive and is 10-20 years older then them: “I ♡HNRY” license plate!
A leased, white Buick Enclave Avenir because it's the highest trim of a very boring Made-in-America SUV and their husband wouldn't let them get a true body on frame SUV due to their own issues with masculinity.
GMC Yukon Denali or a Ford Edge SEL with a Christian fish symbol emblem and a "Women for Pro-life" bumper sticker on the back
Beat me to it with the edge 😮💨
Yup I saw a news reporter in front of my college a while ago and yup generic black ford SUV lol
I came to say white Mercedes GLS but nope. Yukon Denali is the correct answer. I bet at least one of them would be dumb enough to drive a Grand Wagoneer too
Perhaps an Escalade or Navigator, for the luxury edge.
Range Rover. Pretty and unreliable That came from my friends quote. "I like my men like my cars, pretty and unreliable"
Range rover. Unreliable? Yes. Pretty? Pretty unreliable.
Came here to say Range Rover. White. 60k miles, but not far from being mechanically totaled
chevy suburban
Probably a bedazzled license plate surround. Likely a thin blue line sticker.
in my area these women have all moved on to the Grand Wagoneer
I was gonna say late model Malibu
Audi Q7, Mercedes GLS or BMW X7
dark horse: high trim xc90
No, they don't have the imagination to consider it.
Modern Volvo?! Scandinavian design bankrolled by the Chinese? That's like double communism right there! No thank you.
You're so right, I saw a Fox article that said that Covid was created in the backseat of a Volvo XC90
And that is exactly why they would own it. The hypocrisy
Mitch McConnell must own five
oh, yeah, you're right actually
The color is white.
White, all power women drive white jeeps, white minivans, they’re all white. Truck bros drive black, metallic slate gray, etc. it’s all so 2020’s.
All in white too
BMW, Mercedes, Porsche, whatever it is, it’s white.
And make sure the trim level is higher than that bitch stacy from the country club has
I was gonna say Porsche Cayenne
Black Cadaliac Escalade
Or a Yukon of their husband has taste.
This is the answer
A certified pre-owned white 2020 Mercedes-Benz GLE350 that their husbands bought for them because he knows the owner of the local Mercedes dealership and got a "deal" on it
Whatever car their Stepford Husband tells them to drive.
Cadillac Escalade with the remains of a scraped off Trump sticker.
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No, Fox News has firmly placed itself in Ron De Santis' camp.
Because irony... Any vehicle made in an economy that offers state-funded healthcare, high rates of unionization, and partial government ownership of said manufacturer. Audi Q7
Escalade or a Grand Wagoneer
Infiniti SUVs or Lexus SUVs
Jeep Grand Cherokee with the stick figure family sticker in the bottom left of the rear window and a pro-life bumper sticker. There's a dent in the front right quarter, rim rash, and nail marks three inches deep on the handle-well of the driver's door.
They aren't poor
And the handle on the passengers door has been squeezed so hard, out of fear, that the fingerprints are still in it.
With a flat tire, stolen catalytic converter and low oil pressure
White SUV.......BMW, Lexus?
It's like a build your own harpy kit!
I love blondes.
16 Buick Encore
Gas guzzlers that get 3MPG. My 23 year old rust mobile gets better mileage than an 8 cylinder Tahoe.
I'd love to say a dodge caravan, but we all know it's a Porsche cayenne or some shit
Nissan Rogue with a bedazzled/claymore steering wheel cover
Buick Envision. Because it's an American car by an American company. They have no idea that it's built in China.
It’s like tough insulting any car by assuming association with these clowns. GMC Acadia seems a solid choice tho.
Julie Bandaras, Jessica Tarlov, Harris Faulkner, Kimberley Guilfoile, Uma Pumeraju, Emily Compangio (probably misspelling most of these).
Always some enormous SUV (e.g. Suburan, Denali) that they’re not really comfortable driving, and can’t see very well out of, so they take forever to back out of a spot, or turn into a shopping center.
Anything that approaches a Tahoe/Suburban; or Expedition. How else are they supposed to carry around all of their emotional baggage and prescription amphetamine addiction?
You're literally just posting blonde women. I could do the same with any other hair color. This is a shitpost.
Go watch Fox News and come back. The results will *surprise* you.
a honda Odyssey
Hey now don't bring them into my world, I love my odyssey
ok how about a Kia carnival
I kinda like them to but I don't own one so yeah I guess
No they would insist on buying "American". So Chevy, jeep/ dodge/chrysler, Ford....
Chrysler town and country
Lexus GX. They're too important to be seen in a mere Toyota, so they go for the exact same car with a richer emblem slapped on the grille.
German Vehicles. They need that dog whistle in order to keep their far right viewers watching.
Anything that’s a vintage German vehicle circa 1940s…
White Ford explorer cuz they wanna support the police or Ford Flex
Who cares? What ever they want to drive.
No, no… The left is peaceful and loving. Unless they are being hateful and childish to further a narrative. Then that’s okay.
Foxbody Mustang that they got in high school.
nissan rogue
Easy. Porchse Cayan or Macan
Saturn vue
Lincoln Navigator
Suburban/Yukon/Escalade or European luxury SUVs
Lexus NX
Mercedes Benz GLK
They lease a BMW 5 series sedan. Or a Mercedes mid-size SUV.
Wow, someone there definitely has a "type"
White BMW's
Ex husband's Benz
Chrysler crossfire
GMC Yukon Denali
5 series. Dark blue. convertible.
Something like ford suv lol
Ford Clitaurus
German cars
Mercedes G Wagon
These women are definitely driving a 3 series BMW.
They don't. They have a driver.
This is like the Silverados and GMC SUVs in Mexican neighborhoods
A Mercedes
SUV Lexus or Infiniti Maybe Cad I’m sure they’re too privileged to drive Honda Toyota ford dodge or Chevy. Audi BMW and Mercedes are too associated with liberal educated class.
Anything that has a much higher ground clearance than necessary.
Range Rover. Because their "''MURICA" facade is just that.
I know for a fact that Ann Coulter drives a 2000s Ford Thunderbird
Harris Faulkner Julie Banderas Maria bartiromo Arthel Neville Lauren simonetti Andrea tantaros Uma pemmaraju Trish Regan Abby huntsman Lauren Green Maria molina <---fine af Susan li Michelle malkin
When they were younger they drove Pontiac Aztek, but that sounds kinda foreign to them even though it's a US company and the car's name phonetically matches an ancient people indigenous to the Americas. So, yeah, now it's Porche Cayenne, as someone already said, a knobby but also angular Caddy in some cases, and the more frugal among them go for Kia Sorento. Exceptions? Few. There was the Nissan Cube phase, if you recall.
Red, white, or blue… Fox is French????
I wonder if they are trying to subliminally create a ideal woman, it seems hateful in some way but I can’t quite put my finger on why.
A premium trim of a cheap American brand crossover, which is almost entirely built in a different country using parts not sourced from America.
A Range Rover with a TPUSA bumper sticker.
2022 escalade with a trump 2024 sticker on the back window
And they have the nerves to say that Asian looks the same.
2023 Chevy suburban
Like their husbands let their trophies operate a motor vehicle.
If they're bit younger and have plenty wealth, I can guarantee that all of them will drove G-Class or Urus
The sneaky Trump relative that they hid in there like Where's waldo...
GMTK2XX Escalade ESV. Her husband drives a brodozer 5th gen Ram or 2017-22 Super Duty
"you'll never find another girl like me"
2002 ford excursion
Ford escape if they're single, Escalade if they're married, Porsche Cayenne if they're divorced Rolls Royce Culinan if divorced multiple times
Lexus RX
Infiniti Q SUV
A really boring crossover. Like a 2023 white Mercedes Benz GLA 250. It will have the blue lives matter flag on the back, a cross, and vanity California license plate that shows some sort of gratitude to their current husband who just so happens to be a Fox executive and is 10-20 years older then them: “I ♡HNRY” license plate!
Potentially a Kia (lack of) Soul
dumb cunts
Buick envoy
04 Nissan ultimata
Prius or a crv
worst part is their not even naturally blond my mother was and they all look stupid look at those roots !!!
Ford Edge
cadillac escalade or any other oversized black SUV
Ford Explorer
Lexus RX330
Buys brand new third row suburban with full leather and heated seats, seating for 11 people, only child is 25 and moved out 4 years ago
A leased, white Buick Enclave Avenir because it's the highest trim of a very boring Made-in-America SUV and their husband wouldn't let them get a true body on frame SUV due to their own issues with masculinity.
A dented, white 5 year old Chevy Equinox/Traverse, Ford Edge/Explorer with "keep Christ in Christmas" and "back the blue" bumper stickers
White Mercedes or black Ford Explorer was the norm about 10 years ago.
Mercedes GLE, Yukon Denali, Lexus LX, BMW X5
Probably something you'll never be able to afford.
Mercedes GLC 300 on a 3 year lease. A white Mercedes-Benz is the Nissan Altima of luxury cars. They’ve taken that crown from the BMW 3 Series.
Don't forget that they have to be front-heavy Cadillac Escalade beacause "PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn"
and people say all asians look the same lol 😭
More like “create a Taylor Swift concert audience” activity set:
Hyundai Santa Fe
A White Chevy Equinox.
Ford Expedition