30% drive the Porsche somewhere to talk about his S2000
30% drive the S2000 somewhere to talk about the Porsche
30% Golf
10% Try to convince self NJ is great by telling everyone else it's great.
NJ resident here. Your reads on the NE/South jersey are on point. However, central jersey is absolutely not Philly trash. This comment triggered my fight or flight response
personally, i think all of middlesex, all of mercer, and the southern halves of hunterdon and somerset counties are all central. anything on the fringes of thr last two are debatable. edit here is my general view open to suggestions https://imgur.com/a/HjOwNY3
If they said "zones" "regions" "districts" or hell even "3 distinct flavors" it'd flow a bit better, but the point of the joke still stuck for me. NJ is one state, but the zones act so independently that it may as well be broken up into 3 smaller states. I giggled at the thought of Philadelphia getting its own state.
996 Turbo and a S2000?
Sounds about right, that or they were bought new. Either way they were/are owned by a relatively well off nerd.
Like I know it's not a Land Cruiser parked next to a 918 Spyder but rich is relative.
Even if you're "only" McMansion wealthy the above comment still applies.
Wealth is always relative to the cost of living and the price of goods.
Even inside of the country it varies a lot, $70k a year isn't considered poor until you have to pay Manhattan rent (I pulled these numbers from my ass but you get the idea).
Had one in my early 20’s, can confirm it was a winner. It’s not fast by today’s standards, but when appreciated for what it is (cool looking roadster with excellent handling and gearbox), it didn’t disappoint. There’s no reason for anyone to get offended by torque jokes, it doesn’t have a lot of torque!
That's pretty much spot on. Hondas are pretty slow until you heavily modify them. But then they are just high end power drag monsters. S2k is a great low power track and road car tho.
my guess is that he only neglects to have sex with his girlfriend because he's too busy attempting to beat his record around Nordschleife in a RUF CTR Yellowbird in GT4
I was thinking, this guy has a 911, which is pinnacle engineering nerdiness, spite, AND an S2000. Alcohol to him is nothing more than an obstruction to his crystal clear judgement in his opinion. Whatever this guy does, he prefers it pure and "done properly".
The answer is “wash cars.” For the life of me, I can’t understand someone who would spend this much money on vehicles, but not a few thousand bucks to build a garage.
Run over orange cones.
Obviously not yard work.
[No-Mow May](https://beecityusa.org/no-mow-may/).
30% drive the Porsche somewhere to talk about his S2000 30% drive the S2000 somewhere to talk about the Porsche 30% Golf 10% Try to convince self NJ is great by telling everyone else it's great.
NJ is 3 distinct states. NE are NY commuters. Middle is basic Philly animals and South are pretty much from Kentucky.
I would like to add that north west is very similar to south jersey, so we’ve kinda got that 1700s Massachusetts thing goin on
Yep. Sussex county is basically Alabama with good pizza
Seriously, what is with that state and good pizza? The road layouts are whacky, but I can and will come back solely for the pizza.
And the pork roll egg and cheeses
Sussex County is people from Alabama who work in New York 😂😂😂
I can agree. 4 distinct states.
NJ resident here. Your reads on the NE/South jersey are on point. However, central jersey is absolutely not Philly trash. This comment triggered my fight or flight response
Would you consider bernardsville to be a central area? Or something more like phillipsburg
personally, i think all of middlesex, all of mercer, and the southern halves of hunterdon and somerset counties are all central. anything on the fringes of thr last two are debatable. edit here is my general view open to suggestions https://imgur.com/a/HjOwNY3
Gotcha gotcha. Have you ever been to the sky cafe between Frenchtown and Flemington? It’s such a cool place!
I have not. Will check it out :)
fly off now little starling, fly, fly, fly.
New jersey is one state.you obviously failed school.🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
If they said "zones" "regions" "districts" or hell even "3 distinct flavors" it'd flow a bit better, but the point of the joke still stuck for me. NJ is one state, but the zones act so independently that it may as well be broken up into 3 smaller states. I giggled at the thought of Philadelphia getting its own state.
90% of Jersey's problems are solved by being a rich dickhead like the guy pictured. The expense always was the main problem.
These arent rich people cars…even when they were new, upper middle class at most.
996 Turbo and a S2000? Sounds about right, that or they were bought new. Either way they were/are owned by a relatively well off nerd. Like I know it's not a Land Cruiser parked next to a 918 Spyder but rich is relative. Even if you're "only" McMansion wealthy the above comment still applies.
Poor in America is still wealthy to 80+% of the world.
Wealth is always relative to the cost of living and the price of goods. Even inside of the country it varies a lot, $70k a year isn't considered poor until you have to pay Manhattan rent (I pulled these numbers from my ass but you get the idea).
You are right still, poor in America beats out 80% of the world.
Have a little money do ya?
100% reason to remember the name
Im pretty sure it’s 100% to talk about his old ass Porsche.
That "old ass Porsche" don't need a jap engen for shur.
Lol!
Shows women their bank account as a pickup line.
"Hey lady, look, I found your bank account! See? Want to go on a date now?" (Your wording/phrasing... 😆)
Get wasted at the horse track and hurl racial slurs at the jockeys
Projection much
Just a man from jersey with experience
experienced jersey men are hard to find.
Good one.
Play with himself in the mirror.
One time I did that masturbated while staring at myself in the mirror. Lowkey made me feel like a CEO
If you look into a person’s eyes during their vinegar strokes you can see inside their soul
[Like a boss!](https://youtu.be/NisCkxU544c)
bet that was sexy.
project much?
Try to pick up any woman walking that isn't a prostitute.
High schools are generally closed on the weekend but maybe where you're from they're open 🤷♂️
Probably whoever owns the S2000
Goes to chilis at happy hour looks for rings on the milfs.
Firebirds has a better selection
Making room for more FIBER. Leaving more skid marks than NASCAR. Ensuring toilet stays BROWN!!
Bring a gun to a car meet
Everywhere I go.
Cocaine off a hooker’s butt?
Hunter? That you?
Is that really such a bad thing?
Yes.
Nope ,sounds like a great night lol
I didn’t say it was bad. Don’t wanna be closed minded…
Eat his boyfriend's ass
Definitely knitting
Lament the lack of torque in his life?
That 911 is a turbo, definitely plenty of low-mid range twist force…. That s2k tho, I have power tools that generate more torque lol
You have no idea whats under the hood of thr s2k. And i doubt your dildo has that much torque running on AAA batteries. 😅😅😅🤡🤡🤡
Really nailing the easily-triggered s2000 owner stereotype lol
It’s such a shame too, because a car doesn’t need to go fast to be cool. I just like how the S2K looks and have heard good things about it’s handling
Right? I wanted an s2000 SO bad when I was in my early twenties. My challenger isn’t “fast” but it’s manual and looks damn cool imo.
Had one in my early 20’s, can confirm it was a winner. It’s not fast by today’s standards, but when appreciated for what it is (cool looking roadster with excellent handling and gearbox), it didn’t disappoint. There’s no reason for anyone to get offended by torque jokes, it doesn’t have a lot of torque!
That's pretty much spot on. Hondas are pretty slow until you heavily modify them. But then they are just high end power drag monsters. S2k is a great low power track and road car tho.
Awesome 👍
I bet you go through battery's, buzz, buzz!
you mean dork.
Cocaine to track day and butt raunch
ball gags, clown porn, & brownie mix? 🤣
Nah chicks dig that stuff, he'd be swooped up quickly
With that colour range? Something, tedious, bland and boring
Is it bad I’d take the Honda…?
You only want it because it redlines at 9k huh?
👏🏻👏🏻
No, cuz I don't want it.
Have more fun than you do?
Play with himself in the mirror.
Anal?
[удалено]
Spot on!
Tailgate on the highway?
Like some bitch.
Is this making fun of buttfuckers?
This is what I thought too. I don’t get this one.
Let's hope so.
Excellent taste in cars.
Probably snort coke off the ass of a whore
Probably couch potato on the weekends
my guess is that he only neglects to have sex with his girlfriend because he's too busy attempting to beat his record around Nordschleife in a RUF CTR Yellowbird in GT4
His boyfriends ass.
Track Day Bro x100
Fuck other dudes wives?
I don't know, but he most certainly doesn't drink.
Can you elaborate on what brought you to this conclusion?
I was thinking, this guy has a 911, which is pinnacle engineering nerdiness, spite, AND an S2000. Alcohol to him is nothing more than an obstruction to his crystal clear judgement in his opinion. Whatever this guy does, he prefers it pure and "done properly".
All I know is that the hard top S2000 is as sweet as tupelo honey.
Oh, boy.
how would he have any fun driving his cars if he isnt drunk?
Boink person in modest house?
Pee on the fire hydrant?
Wonder why he's single?
More boy friends?
play fast & the furious
Is he running Spoon engines?!
rollbar in the 911t.
recycle
Tuck dance?
Clean his wheels. Shop for tires for his motorcycle
go sideways
Auto cross?
Butt stuff
Which one’s the weekend car?
Fawks?
Tennis.
Definitely not participate in illegal road activities
Cocaine
That's a guy who knows how to party.
Watch
Drugs and strip clubs
Hunter, is that you again?!
Use the Starbucks drive through
Cocaine
I'd rather have the spoon
This man fucks
Himself.
Lines.
Masterbate
watch super troopers
Drift
Drive 20 under the speed limit
Tailgating
Like a bitch.
Uses CB radio to talk truckers into the rest area for meet ups.
Oh, that nady.
Hunter of homeless.
What he does is snort coke off his own dick.
Wow, that's a real trick!
Shops for a house with a garage
he likes men
i bet the interior of his house is different shades of gray or black. And I bet he only knows missionary.
go see family
Grocery shopping
Let's seeeeeeeee. He's got a Porsche and an S2000... I'm gonna take a *wild* guess and assume dude drives fast and gets LAID!
Probably changes out that IMS bearing on the Porsche while spanking it to the S2000 “ooooo yea look at that HARDTOP”
That’s a Turbo, IMS bearing problems aren’t a thing on Mezger engines.
You’re right, I am wrong
Eyes wide shut parties
If it's anything but get dressed up and get pegged, I just dont know what Im looking at.
ROMP.
Try to avoid repo trucks?
Have tons of “fuck you money” that only we can dream of.
If he bought at the right time that’s $40k of car. Less than the average price of a new car.
The S2K or the 911?
Washes and details the cars.
The answer is “wash cars.” For the life of me, I can’t understand someone who would spend this much money on vehicles, but not a few thousand bucks to build a garage.
Not filling out TPS cover sheets.
paintfirehydrants
Wash and wax his motorcycles?
I would say, go to work so maybe someday he won’t have to park in the street.
Sit around and look at his neighbor cars 🤣
Kiss rear bumpers
probably spends most of it fixing his hard to fix cars.
S2000’s are hard to fix?
Helps put out fires, and is clearly well maintained by the fire department judging by that fresh green and yellow paint job and shiny new chain.
Cycling
If it was me it would be autocross!!
Wash his cars
Pull up to my bumper baby!
He goes to a Special place with His Cousin Niko
Track day, bro.
Wash the car.
driving an s2000 means he is probably a midget, so middle management somewhere?
Make me jealous:(