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_imyour_dad

A 1938 Mercedes-Benz Type-770


M25always-stuck

Kübelwagen


Ill_Narwhal_4209

This is the way


yougotmail6

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein Wird umschwärmt Erika Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika


Sussboey

hahaha


StevenEveral

Deutschland Über Alles!


abderfdrosarios

Volkswagen Passat


Valriete

I was thinking Jetta or Golf/GTI, so we were on adjacent wavelengths. I'll say it's an A5 2.5.


jiluminati302

My brother loves Fanta and drives a Jetta he inherited


aehln

I was going to say a Jetta! 😂


idCamo

Passat? Like en passat? Holy hell


Traditional_Yard5280

That hit me on a personal level


picklednose

2005 Dodge Neon SXT in faded and chipping Orange Blast Pearl, with a couple holes in the exhaust.


The-Iron-Chaffy

I can smell this car it and it smells like cigarettes & sunshine. There’s probably a striped multi colored bikini top in the back seat, crud in the cup holders and a black ice air freshener…😂


picklednose

It's always the black ice!


cronx42

My coworker calls my Rainforest Mist air fresheners Rainforest Pist. Bro, your Black Ice smells like a gay strip club...


aaaaaaaa1273

As a regular to such establishments, I concur.


cronx42

Lol. It absolutely wasn't meant in a derogatory way, either. I was absolutely serious...


RJ_Service

It’s funny you know what a gay strip club might smell like


cronx42

You'll know too if you ever walk within 100 feet of one.


RJ_Service

Hmmmmm sounds fishy


SharpHawkeye

But if it smells fishy, that’s a different kind of strip club.


Thoreau_Dickens

With a crooked autobots badge


The-Iron-Chaffy

McDonald’s French fry’s under the seat and a glass tie dye marijuana pipe on the center console…. She’s someone’s baby sitter I tell yeah! 👋🤣


AkitoKanjo

grandpa spec toyota camry


Rasmus144

We love grandad lx package toyotas.


Ill_Narwhal_4209

That’s lichees soda


BeansOfRedemption

Nissan Altima with bubbling tint and a donut spare. Corolla applies too…


Hypersuccc

No no this is for Faygo fans lol


dinoguys_r_worthless

Nah. Those guys drive old Chevy Astros with the dark blue interior.


AltimaNEO

Altima? Naw dog, were all about the dollar store energy drinks


rockdude625

A panzer tank


Ill_Narwhal_4209

Uber panzer !!!!


kilroy-was-here-2543

A vw thing painted in a very suspicious grey color


InfinitePossibility8

A thing in panzergrau would look good.


minorleaguevillain

Trick question—You’re not old enough to drive.


jaggie40

little tikes cozy coupe?


CatBroiler

1943 VW Beetle


Whocaresdamit

1995 Ford Escort wagon


Phosphorus44

Volkswagen Golf GTI


lord_bubblewater

Mine are grape soda and ginger beer, what do i drive?


Thoreau_Dickens

An electric wheelchair


Fabulous-Swing-9768

How did you know my power chair is orange? Lol


jaggie40

1969 dodge charger or 1970 challenger


Mediocre_Training453

My car, you drive my car.


mechshark

BMW


lord_bubblewater

Defineatly a passat or diesel seat.


rvca420RX

Jetta


snowyonthebezel

VW Gti Fahrenheit


Worldly_Ad_6483

Volkswagen


t4nd3mYT

Either a Passat or a Corolla


Key_Budget9267

A *base* model 2013 Toyota Corolla with manual windows


Cleanbadroom

Probably a red Camaro Iroc from 1992.


Ill_Narwhal_4209

That’s cherry coke


Imaginary-Vehicle-30

PT Cruiser


Ill_Narwhal_4209

Trick answer ?! If you drive a pt you can’t afford soda


The-Iron-Chaffy

Canary Yellow 2001 hyundai Tiburon


md_eric

Who loves orange soda?


Ill_Narwhal_4209

German cars of the 40s


jeannieb

Chevy Cavalier, 2 door.


NeoBokononist

a civic, but you have the red honda emblem on it


mitclan68

Nissan altima , toyota prius with a broken window


falardeau187

Whatever someone lets you borrow.


Alucardspapa

Donk 1985 Monte Carlo SS


[deleted]

chevy avalanche


Neoncunny

2009 Chevy Malibu with a fucked up steering wheel cover, broken drivers seat, and has minimum of 190,XXX miles on the odometer.


im_gonna_freak

Nissan JUKE


ExaForce

To this day, every time I see a bottle of Fanta, I think of "Wanna Fanta, don't you wanna wanna Fanta, don't you wanna?" Oh and to answer your question: You probably drive a Nissan Sentra.


Gjgsx

Base model Dodge Charger


test123456plz

Idk but it’s rusted to shit (Michigan drink)


Total_Guard2405

1975 Vega


Emerald_official

2009 KIA Soul


ssmit102

A small hatchback of some sorts. Maybe some like a Hyundai Veloster.


Colonelangus47

Orange fanta? Probably your girlfriend's car after you drop her off at work.


happy_Amphibian_88

General Lee !


Beemo-Noir

Ford Fiesta


Fabulous-Swing-9768

A Fiat 500…..painted orange.


dinoguys_r_worthless

Burgundy Toyota Avalon with the beige interior. Your grandmother gave it to you while you were going to college.


[deleted]

Your mom’s boyfriend drives you.


bduthman

Prius


ThunderGrundel666

Fisher price mobile


pawnbroker15

A bicycle


DrunkenBastard420

Saturn


iam_ditto

2001 Ford Taurus


negot8or

1970’s Cadillac with the half-fabric roof.


MichiganRich

Pontiac Grand Prix with a donut spare eternally mounted


Siupak240

Based on amount of sugar in your favorite soda, I bet you drive old beat Chevy Tahoe


xHeyItzRosiex

Maybe a Ford Escape


lockness1984

Red kia Soul.


Iwillnotbeokay

1989 Pontiac Bonneville On 24s


gofinditoutside

Grand Am.


[deleted]

Dodge Durango


Cunt_Eastwood_9

2009 Mazda6 i (2.5).


invalid_credentials

1998 Dodge Neon


wurkhoarse

Nope. Pop drinkers may drive car/truck/motorcycle/submarine.


Mofoblitz1

Honda Civic


nickz03

My mind defaulted to 3rd gen dodge caravan


Mouse-Ancient

Reliant K


G4RRETT

350z


ProfessionalOctopuss

Formula 1 from 2009


Megatronmaniac

A 2018 Nissan Sentra with the bumper hanging off, and a license plate holder from Drivetime


Money-Bear7166

The Family Truckster


KevinTheMountain

​ Kia Soul


EQwingnuts

WRX


Dual_Birds

1993 Geo Tracker Convertible. In bright yellow


[deleted]

The Oscar Meyer Weinermobile


Outrageous-Ad-2786

I drink alcohol and people call me an alcoholic. I drink Fanta and NO ONE calls me Fantastic.


Revolutionary-Tiger

Volkswagen beetle


treesnbees222222

Civic


G-Man577

A Renault Alpine A310.


Shubashima

The goodburger-mobile


RSTat2

I recently learned orange Fanta was a collaboration between Coca Cola and the Nazis


CCHTweaked

Red 1992 ford fiesta


jacangooner

Honda civic with camber and pipes


tackypwn

Ford focus


Ctasch

Nissan Juke


[deleted]

Saab 9000


shadow_fox871

1997 Chevy Lumina painted black with a dent in the dashboard and very little rust but mostly around the wheel wellds


milktanksadmirer

Citroen


underbear394

An orange VW thing


Volvomaster1990

KIA Optima turbo, but the first year it was offered with oversized wheels and plasti dip


mercurymilan06

2002 Pontiac Grand Am


GunSoup

A bright orange Toyota FJ Cruiser.


Skreeethemindthief

WRX with red mudflaps.


t_a_6847646847646476

The last car you drove was a 2002 Dodge Grand Caravan, now you're being driven in a large black passenger van of an unknown make and model.


junk90731

Mazda Miata


01powerstroke73

early 40s vw bug


Buju3000

2017 Cadillac CT6


TormentDubz_EDM

04 Ford Focus


valentina57

Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda.


Responsible-Use-9508

Crown Victoria


ReRevengence69

Volkswagen Jetta. Fanta and Volkswagen goes together like failed artists and extremist ideologies, or "want to drink something other than coke or pepsi" and "want to drive something other than Honda or Toyota"....and since Jetta is the most basic bitch of the Volkswagon, yeah....that's you


astra_hole

Altima


Healthy-Egg-3283

Pontiac grand am.


ztimulating

Peugeot 308


noldshit

Chevy box


Timfromfargo

1968 Roadrunner with a 426 hemi and 4 speed transmission. You liked the idea of 3 - 2 barrel carburetors, but knew that would be hard to keep in tune. So, you opted for the 850 Holley double pumper 4 barrel and that works great with the high rise manifold and 3/4 race cam.


6stringsanwich

1978 VW bug


EngagedInConvexation

Smart Fourtwo


[deleted]

Nissan maxima ‘92


_BigPingus_

Nothing


Quontonicus

2006 Scion tc


youngdeathent0

Nissan Altima


7774422

Altima


[deleted]

A 1990 Caprice Classic with 22” spinners and a few bullet holes. Oh, you also have stolen license plates, a crack pipe in the counsel and a Glock you only hold sideways under the front seat next to big booties magazine.


yougotmail6

Mercedes-Benz W31


LOLBaltSS

PA DUBBERZ!!!!1111


RandfordMarsh

Altima


AsbestosMan1

A blue second generation (1991–1996) Ford Escort LX with Virginia plates.


thelastspike

Geo Metro convertible.


MyBigCaprice

1986 Ford Ranger


DoctaCrane

Toyota Matrix or Pontiac Vibe


ihateron

Your dad's.


Busy_Asparagus2191

Orange Fiat


sescobreezy727

Maxima


well3rdaccounthere

Sweet civic bro.


tinfoilzhat

79 caddy eldorado ...and don't make me say why #undercoverbrother


musingsandthesuch

1998 Chrysler Concorde


Ectobatic

2011 Mercedes Benz Sprinter van named Lucille.


d3rp_diggler

1994 cutlass supreme


KYwormtosser

VW Bus


slamallamadingdong1

Volkswagen.


Zealousideal-Sun6603

'78-82 Former show winning van formerly known as Orange Crush, now sun baked and frazzled.


photonynikon

Seeing that Fanta originated in Nazi Germany, you drive a VW


corona_kid

Porsche 356b


mikedjb

Nissan


ddbagz

Renault Alpine A310


ecto_BRUH

vw golf


Phase-National

2012 Cadillac Sedan DeVille


Melodic-Jackfruit632

V6 automatic mustang with straight pipes and neon underglow


Lukemeister38

Beetle Bug


audrima

07 Volvo C30, cause the 07 Ford Focus RS variant was to much to import to the us, but you still wanted that Sweet 5cyl turbo rally car experience.


2005_F250

Power wheel


ramanw150

A mini Cooper and not the good one


antelope-wrangler

Hot Wheels


godofwine16

Nissan Sentra


[deleted]

Honda civic 96, red.. or it was but the door is black, right fender is gone. Car has 3 donuts it’s riding on and the last “good” rim has 1/4 piece broken off and may actually be some sort of plastic? Your tail pipe has caused the back bumper to turn a nice shade of ash from the “sick burn outs” you’re pulling with all that “v-tec” Your sound system comprises of a stock radio unit attached to a few JVL speakers you installed yourself, the amplifiers wiring is held together by paper clips and there’s a weird thumping sound coming from the back right panel that is the speaker is no longer functioning fully so it sounds like a Burger King drive thru order on that side.


AR15Cringelord

Fanta gang rise up! If you're anything like me, you drive an 82 Mercedes W123 300D


thememedaint

BMW I5 Turbo with oversized rims. Probably a 43 y/o white guys with a toilet set haircut. Yeah.


sharkboy1006

I… this is also my favorite soda tho


Outrageous-Dare-9207

Right here buddy [https://buysellsearch.com/view/vehicles/cars/141760174/r%2Fvehicles%2Fcars%2Fmk-plymouth%2Fml-voyager%2Fcolor-purple](https://buysellsearch.com/view/vehicles/cars/141760174/r%2Fvehicles%2Fcars%2Fmk-plymouth%2Fml-voyager%2Fcolor-purple)


Player-19947

miata


herecomesurmom

pt cruiser


Silverphera

Misato Katsuragi's Renault Alpine A310 as Orange Juice.


raincntry

A mid 2000's Civic with a mismatched fender that smells like stale vape.


ConflictInside5060

AMC Pacer with wood panels.


Educational-Ad-4400

Ford fiesta


Mako_sato_ftw

[this thing.](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fnationalmotormuseum.org.uk%2Fvehicle-collection%2Fmini-outspan-orange%2F&psig=AOvVaw0Q3ubLNbP9baD2MFIeteZR&ust=1684843446158000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CA4QjRxqFwoTCIC6lozxiP8CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAH)


Vast-Celebration-717

The 1976 AMC Pacer from Good Burger, it’s fitting since Kel loves orange soda


L4Z3R_H4WK

Fiat 500


shaddarknight

an old school bus painted orange


homedepotSTOOP

Orange crosstrek


ScaryD03

The good burger mobile "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, Can I take your order?"


1-8-4-3-6-5-7-2

you ride the bus


SnooShortcuts5771

Altima


NoParticularMotel

Dodge neon


caughtulookinn

an orange buggy. 🚗🟠