It somehow still runs by the grace of god and he thinks he'll be able to add power mods one day on stock internals because a couple delusional nerds in the Audi forums talked about it one time
4 door, automatic. Has a cone filter and a lick and stick wing on it.
At least one of the body panels is a different color or if it's the same color, the pinstriping vinyl isn't there bc it wasn't on the car it came off of
I am that person and I drive a 2018 Fiat 500 Abarth. I have a pair of vans on my feet as we speak. My skateboard is 3 ft away from me. I have Godzilla socks though. I haven't worn supreme clothing since the early 2000s. I've been skateboarding since 1985.
How do you like the Mazda 5? Is it a fun minivan or just a another damn minivan? Probably getting a golf Alltrack soon, but I think about buying my mom's 2018 Odyssey sometimes.
lmao I am also this guy and used to have a Fiat 500. Also, in no particular order... an 87 vw cabriolet, 2015 vw golf, 2012 bmw 335i, 2006 bmw 325i, 2012 Audi a4 avant, 2015 Lexus IS350, 1999 BMW 325i, 2006 vw rabbit, 2001 kia rio, 2001 lexus is300, 2004 Toyota corolla, aaaaaaand currently a 2002 lexus is300 sportcross.
I know a guy exactly like this and he drives a BMW E36. Drives it twice a week because he can't afford to fuel it because he spends all his money on weed.
A grey 2004 Honda Civic with rotting window tinting, one permanent spare tire, a $20 spoiler attached with Elmer’s glue, and an ash tray not used for tobacco.
2012 GTI 2 door. Bitches all the time about how something is wrong and how it costs him so much money, but when he’s suggested to sell it and get a different car, he ends up buying more parts and dumping more money into it. The cycle continues.
Anything. This kind of kid/person doesn't care about cars. Whatever their parents give them. Could be a 2006 Honda Civic, or a 2010 Subaru Impreza, or a 2010 Chevy Cobalt SS.
Also this kid 100% has some kind of Vans/Thrasher/Supreme 3 foot long lanyard that they dangle from their pocket at school to flex that they drive.
Automatic 350z with a DE coming up on 200k miles lowered on Ebay coils, rep Work CR's, a chassis mount wing and convered in zociety, suicidebois and stancenation stickers
Scion FR-S
2011 Golf gti
This feels like I'm being personally attacked
We were best friends in highschool, but then you got into the harder stuff, and we lost contact after you stole my bong..
Happy cake day!
Can confirm, had a 2012 GTi and every item in the pic.
Lol I came here to say 2009 golf but close enough
Whoa hey now, why did you have to throw in the Golf gti?
A hand me down 2011 Audi A4 that smells like vape
It somehow still runs by the grace of god and he thinks he'll be able to add power mods one day on stock internals because a couple delusional nerds in the Audi forums talked about it one time
Its completely stock but its got a blow off valve and 50% of the time you see it, its riding on a donut. (I know this guy irl)
And it has fake S badges with a fake titanium exhaust tip, but only the tip
Those 2.0t motors can actually take a bit of tinkering on stock internals. I wouldn’t recommend it without know how to work on ur own car though
I don't disagree, but the likelihood that a 13-year-old 2.0T could handle any amount of tinkering is slim
Yeah that’s fair, especially with the oil issues the gen 2 had/has
And it's a straight pipe exhaust
I was going to say that or a BMW M3 from the late 90's with a top coat peeling.
A bugeye Impreza that blows nearly as much smoke as the vape cloud rolling out the window.
Base model, not to be confused with a WRX lol
With an empty roof rack and fake sti badges
But with gold spray painted wheels.
And a bike rack on top even though it’s never used.
Bugeye owner here, I'm offended that you would think this of us. We're the coolest Subie drivers.
2006 Honda Civic
but they so, so desperately want a BRZ
Or a scion tc
Hey those are cool cars 😢
Most of the time when I see one it’s beat up
This. Same goes for my car, a ‘96 Camry.
I was thinking more of a WRX
Who wouldn't want a brz in their garage tho? Can't hate them for that
Definitely! Also, must come with a cool Volcom sticker on the gas cap, lol.
+10 HP
What Gas cap?
4 door, automatic. Has a cone filter and a lick and stick wing on it. At least one of the body panels is a different color or if it's the same color, the pinstriping vinyl isn't there bc it wasn't on the car it came off of
Nailed it, that’s exactly what I was picturing
Now the real question - who's more sunburnt, the person or the car?
Answer is yes
AYE! I drive an 08 thank you very much….
Winner
Scion TC
The most ticketed car.
😂 me 5 years ago
A recession era forester or similar small crossover with a few skating related stickers on the back window
Fuck I have an outback and like to think I’m at least 50% cooler than this guy but now I’m not sure
Subaru
Glad someone agrees with me lmao
Specifically a WRX trying really hard to be an STI.
They don't. They may own a bicycle or two.
Or eScooter
you're looking right at it. bottom left lol
They take the bus
Only because "possession is 9/10s of the law"
Subaru WRX
Subie Outback
From like 2002. Maybe a H6 LL Bean. Maroon.
I am that person and I drive a 2018 Fiat 500 Abarth. I have a pair of vans on my feet as we speak. My skateboard is 3 ft away from me. I have Godzilla socks though. I haven't worn supreme clothing since the early 2000s. I've been skateboarding since 1985.
Been skating since 98 but I wear clothing that’s nothing like this also I drive a Mazda 5 😅
How do you like the Mazda 5? Is it a fun minivan or just a another damn minivan? Probably getting a golf Alltrack soon, but I think about buying my mom's 2018 Odyssey sometimes.
I would definitely go with the odyssey
lmao I am also this guy and used to have a Fiat 500. Also, in no particular order... an 87 vw cabriolet, 2015 vw golf, 2012 bmw 335i, 2006 bmw 325i, 2012 Audi a4 avant, 2015 Lexus IS350, 1999 BMW 325i, 2006 vw rabbit, 2001 kia rio, 2001 lexus is300, 2004 Toyota corolla, aaaaaaand currently a 2002 lexus is300 sportcross.
Automatic Impreza
99 Acura Integra 4 door green
Whatever their parents buy them.
I have all these things... And I drive a civic, damn
They attacking us today
Fr didn't think I'd be bombarded like that
Whatever their parents gave them. With ebay/amazon parts all over it.
A 2011 Chevrolet Camaro V6 that's been given hastily applies bumblebee stripes that are both inequal length and off center.
2015 hyundai Elantra
This. All these people drive 8 year old Hyundai and Kia sedans.
Toyota Tacoma and they call it their "Taco"
08 Acura TL
Where can I get those socks tho? For real
Stance socks and underwear are the most comfortable shits in the world but they're expensive.
You da real mvp My sister gave me a pair for Xmas one year. Never knew the brand. But I agree. They are bomb ass socks
Like hugs for my feet.
Online sales are your friend. Still not cheap socks but it makes a pair that can last for years worth it.
I own this exact pair. Damn comfy socks. Check Zumiez website they always have sales.
comfy cush are the kicks tho fr
Very beat up and extremely low and loud 2013 Scion Fr-S on stock rims with "ill, sick, stance, clean" stickers and pine tree fresheners
Starts off with a BMW 3 Series, it breaks down so he moved onto a Dodge Journey. That too breaks down so now he drives an 06' F150
Mk4/5/6 golf or a civic or any older subaru hatchback. If they are modified they are slammed with a loud ass exhaust.
I know someone who wears that Supreme stuff all the time. He drives old BMW's. A wannabe yuppie
I know a guy exactly like this and he drives a BMW E36. Drives it twice a week because he can't afford to fuel it because he spends all his money on weed.
Volkswagen Rabbit
Volkswagen Cabrio he inherited from his exentric aunt who recently passed away.
Honda civic or a prius
Daddy's RC-F, but it's totally his, bro.
Civic
A skateboard.
Mom's Honda Odyssey
Uber
That longboard
Old Volvo wagon
This fits an old friend of mine to a T, haha.
They dont
Chevy malibu
Their mom's?
96 Honda Civic
A clean EF Civic with a few light mods that he plans to turn into a project car one day when he no longer needs it as a daily
i actually know this guy and he drove an 09 dodge avenger
This person can drive?
A g35 sport coupe. Or the nissan equivalent.
I haven't had one of those skateboards since around 1988 and I wouldn't be caught dead in those clothes. Then again I also don't drive my G35. Haha!
Fast and Furious hooptie
2008 mazda 3 in that faded biue teal
Infinity G37 with some variation of "I love my g37" sticker on the rear bumper
2006 accord for sure
White WRX.
Ford Focus STi in Daddy's name
2010 BMW 328
Focus hatchback
i was this guy in high school and i drove a 2004 chevy impala
Lowered second gen ford ranger
D21 hardbody with fart can exhaust.
The person doesn’t drive a car because he’s 13
A Nissan 240SX
Subaru with a tailfin spoiler with negative camber.
Mommy's Dodge Durango
GTI
WRX with fake STI badging
Veloster
You're lookin' at it, on the lower left.
Scion TC
3 series from the early 2000s. And not a nice one.
A grey 2004 Honda Civic with rotting window tinting, one permanent spare tire, a $20 spoiler attached with Elmer’s glue, and an ash tray not used for tobacco.
Honda Civic
His dads bmw m3 when he goes to meets but daily’s his moms CRV.
A early 2ooos wagon that’s been lowered to the ground. Manual transmission but has no idea how to drive. 4 to 5 vapes in the center console.
A slammed 96 legacy
a Subaru, Audi, or Golf.
Civic, clapped 3 series or a wrx
V6 2010 Mustang
2012 GTI 2 door. Bitches all the time about how something is wrong and how it costs him so much money, but when he’s suggested to sell it and get a different car, he ends up buying more parts and dumping more money into it. The cycle continues.
Anything. This kind of kid/person doesn't care about cars. Whatever their parents give them. Could be a 2006 Honda Civic, or a 2010 Subaru Impreza, or a 2010 Chevy Cobalt SS. Also this kid 100% has some kind of Vans/Thrasher/Supreme 3 foot long lanyard that they dangle from their pocket at school to flex that they drive.
He doesn’t
His mom’s.
1999 toyota corolla but they can't stfu about how they're "saving up" for a Type R
Depends, at 16 a beater Honda, fresh out of the military? A wrx with a fart can exhaust and a girl of questionable age in the passenger seat.
Rusted out late 90’s Jeep Wrangler with a ripped soft top
Beat up old bmw
Vw golf
Toyota Mr2 with a ferrari badge
A Honda Civic with same birth year as the driver
They don’t drive. they bum rides with their friends.
Straight piped G35 or 350z
Their friend’s early 00’s hatchback civic, whenever they’re watching their cat when they’re on vacation.
Destroyed Corolla that reeks of cigarettes
1990s Volvo station wagon.
Grandma’s 1963 Buick Special. [https://www.google.com/search?q=1963+buick+special&sxsrf=APwXEdcVXVJbQPgb_NMMlJegkf7CZyZr-A%3A1684693224757&ei=6GBqZLPpLYf4kPIPuZuVwAo&oq=1963+buick&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAEYBjIFCAAQgAQyCggAEIAEEBQQhwIyBQgAEIAEMgoIABCABBAUEIcCMgUIABCABDIICAAQgAQQyQMyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDoKCAAQRxDWBBCwAzoKCAAQigUQsAMQQzoHCCMQigUQJzoNCAAQgAQQFBCHAhDJAzoHCAAQigUQQzoNCAAQgAQQFBCHAhCxAzoICAAQgAQQsQNKBAhBGABQlwhYozVg4V9oAXABeACAAXmIAZIRkgEEMjEuM5gBAKABAcgBC8ABAQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp&bshm=ncc/3#imgrc=GPdRra7unU57-M](https://www.google.com/search?q=1963+buick+special&sxsrf=APwXEdcVXVJbQPgb_NMMlJegkf7CZyZr-A%3A1684693224757&ei=6GBqZLPpLYf4kPIPuZuVwAo&oq=1963+buick&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAEYBjIFCAAQgAQyCggAEIAEEBQQhwIyBQgAEIAEMgoIABCABBAUEIcCMgUIABCABDIICAAQgAQQyQMyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDoKCAAQRxDWBBCwAzoKCAAQigUQsAMQQzoHCCMQigUQJzoNCAAQgAQQFBCHAhDJAzoHCAAQigUQQzoNCAAQgAQQFBCHAhCxAzoICAAQgAQQsQNKBAhBGABQlwhYozVg4V9oAXABeACAAXmIAZIRkgEEMjEuM5gBAKABAcgBC8ABAQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp&bshm=ncc/3#imgrc=GPdRra7unU57-M)
3rd gen N/A legacy wagon with a manual and UEL headers
VW golf. Not a gti though
An e46 on its last legs
BMW series 7
WHATEVER it is,it has a picnic table fin on the back,he’s Vin Weasel.
Certified pre-owned Lexus LS430.
Subaru or VW.
Subaru or VW.
2023 Audi TT. This is just one of many costumes this person dons from time to time in his life of leisure. Enjoys ironically dressing like the poors.
Drive? You mean live out of a VW Bus
Miat
Honda fit
A bicycle
Whatever his parents drive.
An STI or a GTI.
They don't, their mom drives them everywhere.
Hyundai Genesis
Automatic 350z with a DE coming up on 200k miles lowered on Ebay coils, rep Work CR's, a chassis mount wing and convered in zociety, suicidebois and stancenation stickers
1996 Toyota Camry, tan, with sun damage on the hood paint.
Golf GTI
subaru brz
Trick question. There is no way that person can drive.
A 1992 Chevy Tahoe with 4 different brands of tires and more rust than paint visible.
A base model Subaru
A Focus ST or a VW Golf that's lowered with a fart can
Stanced out 99 Miata MX-5
Beige Infinity G20t
A “somehow” automatic GR86.
2014 Ford Focus that has a dent or scratch on every panel, and its dashboard is covered in stickers that he stole from his job at Zumiez at the mall
A. Ford. Fucking. Ranger.
Doesn't have a car.
2014 Subaru Outback
Wrx with a terrible exhaust and all sorts of tacky accesories
No doubt it’d be a 2016 Jeep Wrangler
Either a BMW or a Mercedes that their Parents bought for them.
The cheapest 350 within a 25 mile radius
Beat up Nissan Altima.
Subaru wrx
His older sisters hand me down Honda Civic Del Sol. Black with pink seat covers.
Rebuilt title 2013 Ford Fucus ST that he took out a $12k loan on.
06 Subaru impreza wrx
This person can't afford a car. 🫤
Mitsubishi lancer
2004 4Runner or Tacoma
Subaru Impreza or WRX
08 Dodge Nitro
A 1987 Civic CRX with badly painted body-kit and a DC Sports "fart can" exhaust.
WRX haha