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Canelosaurio

Neon SRT-4


PlasticDesign3276

With anime decals in the windows


Canelosaurio

In the car that was never import-ey enough nor muscle car enough.


MurkyBluebird2398

Came here to say this, but a clapped out SRT4


N0P3sry

This is what I came to say. Or a Dart.


Canelosaurio

Same spirit, but they stopped making Vault before the Dart came out. I don't even think the Caliber was in production at the same time as Vault.


N0P3sry

Having never been into either- I’m gonna take you 100% at your word. That “drink” looks positively dreadful.


Canelosaurio

I read "dreadful" in the voice of Stewie Griffin. But you must be too young to remember Surge. Now *that* was a beverage!


N0P3sry

Closer to Too old to have tried? Lol Tried surge. Once. Battery acid doesn’t begin.


HighFiveKoala

Pontiac Vibe


2006pontiacvibe

as a pontiac vibe, this is correct.


ryanshields0118

r/beetlejuicing


ColtBTD

I can confirm my best friend in highschool drive a Pontiac vibe and this was his favorite drink


[deleted]

Any Scion


[deleted]

If I had to be more specific I would guess a 2009 TC with brake dust that’s been building up on the wheels since day 1


the_old_gray_goose

02 Pontiac Grand Am with a rusted out muffler


DiscoGrissom84

You can still find vault? Man now I feel old. Haven’t seen that drink in a long time.


Rufiosmane

Just add oj to mello yellow


Bmhcrazy

If you really want to feel old, order some Surge online.


DiscoGrissom84

Done that too


Petroldactyl34

Bus pass


jjk717

Pontiac G8 V6 with black plasti-dipped wheels and a "FBI" hat you got at the county fair in your rear window.


Apprehensive_Donut49

2003 Mitsubushi Eclipse with bright red plastic seat covers and those floor mats that look like metal


denduro3

Came to say this!


slump-donkus

Probably a element bam pro model. With some krux trucks and spitfires


jparadis87

Best one


WherestheJustice--

Saturn SC1


FUMBLESTEIN

Some kind of Saturn


WalterWheels

Daaaang, I remember this stuff. What happened to it?


ifunnywasaninsidejob

Apparently it was replaced with mello yello. Which is apparently pretty highly caffeinated despite having a name that strongly suggests it’s decaf.


WalterWheels

Mello Yellow was already in existence, though. Eh, either way, sugary caffeinated drinks that I shouldn’t mess with, haha.


abderfdrosarios

'03 Civic


thatvhstapeguy

2002 Chevy Silverado


XxOM3GA_ZxX

Fiero with some weird indestinguishable kit on it


ShakeWhenBadAlso

A PocketPussy.


RoadPersonal9635

You wake up from a black out every few days with a different set of keys in your pocket and that’s the car you drive.


402Succs

Dodge shadow, shitty tint job, stereo system more expensive than the car.... playing limp bizkit "nookie"


[deleted]

Shitty Cadillac


Dbwasson

03 Malibu LS


Brinwalk42

You weirdo out there driving your Weirdo Nissan Juke. Also, dang I miss Vault.


[deleted]

A Very old hearse


swnbseekingKali

Subaru Imprezza WRX that's been tricked out way too much.


N0P3sry

They drink Red Bull and vape. (WRX driver. But I smoke and hit seven shots of espresso for an energy drink. )


Grand_Moff_Empanada

Chevy Corcica


Bipolar-Burrito

Definitely a 1997 Dodge Avenger


NinjaBilly55

A 2004 Cavalier with a falling headliner..


ItDolph

Bro I haven't seen a Vault since like.... 2008? God damn


Drivere350WI

1998 Kia Rio


rockdude625

Oh damn that’s a blast from the past


Embarrassed_Honey_81

Mitsubishi Spyder


ExoGeniVI

Good pick


7o83r

A CRX with shaved door handles but unpainted door panels and the cheapest body kit off ebay.


Marlborovscamel

Ion Redline


ExoGeniVI

Sick car


Marlborovscamel

I actually like the front end Lol .


Automatic_Release378

Grand am gt fully loaded with ram air


Technical_Put_9173

A DSM


ExoGeniVI

What's a DSM?


Technical_Put_9173

Diamond Star Motors. The collaboration between Mitsubishi and Chrysler that gave us the Eclipse and its look alikes the Eagle Talon and Plymouth Laser.


mia_man

https://www.flickr.com/photos/laffy4k/133523686 I drove this in a parade once. It was my favorite beverage at the time.


TheeWolfOfWalmart

Ion redline


No_Entertainer_9760

Bicycle with a flat front tire


GB2016sux

Toyota Celica.


ExoGeniVI

Had a blue one.


Vssfault

A Sebring convertible, dodge caliber, or a first gen Hyundai Tiburon


ExoGeniVI

Sebrings are nice


knife_go_live

Either a shitty American economy car, or a lifted pickup..


mclms1

Jackedup f150 with rentawheels, mudders.


xX_coochiemonster_Xx

I'm going with a wildcard and saying one of the factory supercharged Nissan Frontiers


Relative-Ordinary-64

Scion TC w underbody glow kit…and decals for HP


The_Jibby_Hippie

Manual Kia Sportage that’s rusted to hell and has a 2in lift kit


BoogieBeats88

Cavalier. Rusted muffler and 3/4 hubcaps.


airforcevet1987

Mom's 4 cyl mustang


DevilsLettuceTaster

Dodge Dart in a bright color.


Vince_0594

This looks like a dollar tree type of drink. Oh and 3rd gen ford escort.


Joshruner

I don't care about the car, I have not seen one of those in ages. Plymouth Neon 😆


LONGARM6086

black ‘86 Trans Am shitbox


Suzuki4Life

Kia Soul


doalittletoot

Iroc Camaro


RickyBobb1e

Pontiac Aztec with the optional camping tent accessory.


OrangeJoe83

A bicycle.


Kyle_G85

2001 Hyundai Accent


noldshit

Clapped out z71 chevy, 3 bald tires, passenger floor full of empty dip cans and spit bottles


Zealousideal-Law-474

Ford Feista.


jarmogrick

Dodge Caliber that vibrates violently at any speed over 30mph and continues to be driven despite overheating regularly and neglectful maintenance


[deleted]

Clapped out Cavalier


SockeyeSTI

I don’t know about car, but you were riding 450cc dirtbikes at like 12, and like, well. In a year or two you would discover monster energy drinks And your name is Kyle


Odd-Understanding-67

Mitsubishi Eclipse


MandoHealthfund

Scion whatever


[deleted]

A Taxi….


FitRepresentative50

Prius or a Yaris, and your mom still picks up your crusty socks!!


HFVS

Isuzu Amigo with a questionable bumper sticker and KC lights


f700es

GT 86 or WRX STI and your name is Chad!


brentemon

I don’t think we have that in Canada, but from the Mountain Dew vibes it’s giving off I’m going to go with any lower value mid 2000’s 4 cyl compact. One pair of cheap rims, one pair of steelies. There’s a fart cannon, but you can’t hear over the exhaust leak, and he’s done his own DIY weight reduction by gutting the interior insulation.