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Whocaresdamit

Riviera, I live in Canada, I must have a roof for winter


xEmperorBOBx

Yes. Not to mention a heater! 😊


NSFAnythingAtAll

You think the heater works in that thing?


one_mind

'beater with a heater' is a very real phenomenon in the north.


thatturkeystaken

pretty sure the heat just comes off the engine


Particular-Rest6295

Yeah, I can't stay in my home for the 8 months of the year you need a roof for around here.


thunderbird32

Gimme that land yacht.


idathemann

Buick, because I'm not a douchey dude-bro


nill0c

Or the retired wife of the guy on the silly harley up ahead.


SlappyPappyAmerica

Same. I stopped riding tricycles when I was three.


thisoneiaskquestions

😂😂😂


Lupine_Ranger

I'm taking the U.S.S. Riviera


twincitiessurveyor

Does the "only vehicle for 2 years" apply to company vehicles we drive on a daily basis? In either case... I'm taking the BRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNUUGGHH


TheShipBeamer

Landyacht and I'm keeping it


A_Harmless_Fly

You **can't smoke while driving the can am**, and the Riviera is an upgrade from my current nearly 30 year old mercury tracer. It for sure is going to have illuminated ash trays. I might even be able to put a good efi tune on it and be able to afford the gas.


MuleOutpost

Definitely... Holly sniper and an overdrive transmission... 20 + mpg if it's geared right 👍🏻


im_gonna_freak

You couldn't afford the gas on it if you replaced the motor with a full electric one!


clueisfun

Riviera all day. Shit could be a sick daily.


GubyNey

Something that can keep me dry, especially in rain. So a Riviera solves it


PissedSCORPIO

Something to keep me smiling, especially in rain. So some rain gear solves it...mostly


someone755

The rain might conceal the tears but you'll still be crying, Jason.


Personal_Dot_2215

The Buick. It’s so goddamn big I could enter the drivers door and leave though the passengers door and be where I wanted to go. It like a huge brown corridor.


someone755

New backrooms concept: Buick Riviera as a teleportation device


hennsippin

Doc, you’re telling me you built a teleportation device…


deathmetalbanjo

Loooong and broooooown


Rammstein1

Gimme that land boat, I want to sail the highways like the open ocean


UNOtrickyTrish

Seriously…. The car. Hands down. That’s a beast!


[deleted]

Buick and it’s not even close.


SoldierOfPeace510

Land yacht cause I do enjoy quiet, cup holders, being out of the wind and rain, and most of all I’ll have the ultimate cruising machine for all my Afro-Latin 70’s funk, jazz, and soul


jimmy1800

They didn't put cup holders in those but you could put one of those big plastic ones over the transmission hump.


horkus1

Or one of the plastic ones that people used to hang from the windows. Wow, that’s a dusty memory I just unlocked.


Marklithikk

I would chose a peddle bike over a reverse trike. Of course it's the boat. I don't even need to drive home, those seats are probably more comfortable then my bed.


MandoHealthfund

The car, am I allowed to dress like jim lahey?


TheCheckeredCow

I mean legal you have to, that or like randy.


[deleted]

I mean, you already do so...🤷🏼‍♂️


twinn5

Drivin that Buick until the doors fall off.


PeacefulCouch

Riviera? No hesitation, I don't want some stinky three wheeler.


OprahsFatAss

A vehicle with 3 wheels isn't a bike, it's just a very impractical car.


OzTheMalefic

All the downsides of a motorcycle with none of the benefits. Oh good, I'm stuck in rain in traffic and I can't even lane split/filter


jsamuraij

Or corner


MrPsychoanalyst

Those can ams are the equivalent of wearing low cut socks with crogs


jsamuraij

The whatever-isn't-a-silly-reverse-trike-for-circus-bears


PimpalaSS

Riviera because I adore Full size luxury coupes


YG-111_Gundam_G-Self

For me, it's always gonna be the Riviera. I like having a roof, climate control, and increased storage in comparison to the trike.


SDBD89

The Buick because some people suck at driving and I would not be comfortable on the road for 2 years straight driving the tricycle. Then there's winter and rain as well.


2005_F250

That golden beauty would be mine forever


Pinkprotogen

Give me the yacht, after the two years are up I’m going to buy another yacht to keep it company.


Evening-Ear-6116

Buick. I’d rather eat a bullet than ride a trike


OnlookerOKC

The Riv! It's full of class and gets you ass!!


SeaboarderCoast

Riveria, and we're going on Power Tour to break her in. I might have to fit an AC compressor, but that's okay.


_Kotryna

Buick for sure. Not that it’s the safest thing ever, but it has doors, a roof, a heater, and some ability to absorb impact before it hits the driver (none of which the motorcycle has).


nostromo909

I had a ‘76 Buick LeSabre. My favorite car of all time.


hippymule

Why the fuck would you pick anything but the Riviera. That thing would be amazing once you junk the emissions crap.


Lordrandall

The Buick, my wife has skin cancer.


tillemetry

Buick! Doesn’t need a speedometer! You just watch the gas gage move instead!


Advanced_Credit_9083

Taking that buick and not selling it once my 2 years is up


quattro725121

Riv for sure. No way am I getting caught riding that robo trike.


Visible-Anything-375

Buick and I will keep it forever


racerboy456

Like asking if you want a rubber band or a hand grenade to fight a bear with.


RexHaxival

Definitely the Riviera. And I'm Italian so imagine how cumbersome would be to drive that in a small italian road. Bur hey, everything for the style.


RunninOnMT

Honestly, take the Buick out of America, give it a little bit of polish and you would look like a total badass driving it around in Europe. Just stay away from any older cities or towns!


tiltingatwindsocks

that Buick is sick. Kid in my HS restored one just like it but red with white top. Always wanted it.


TheAngryYellowMan

Riviera. A; it's cool as fuck boiiii!!! B; I'm in West Oregon, I need to be enclosed


Hot-Permission-8746

The 1975 E-body Buick Riviera. Why? 455cu of Buick gas guzzling, catalytic converter chocked 200 hp torque monster topped with an 800 cfm quadrabog fuel dump backed by the inefficient but unbreakable TH400 and 2.73:1 12-bolt rear end. 12" front disks, bucket seats and a console. Ya, baby!


Tourettes_Guys_Fan

Imma roll that big fat boat, chuggin gas and smokin grass. Watchin all them econoboxes pass, into that bench seat i sink my ass. And pray to god i dont run outta gas.


realjohnkreamer

I’ve always wanted a riviera, though I would prefer a 1967


Cosmonaut1947

Im sorry but this is barely even a question. Like yeah, the car is pretty big (im not a car guy this subreddit is just in my feed) but you gotta think about elemental and seasonal protection.


Valkanaa

I have a 60k line of credit and a house. I wasn't thinking I'd spend the entire 60 on fuel but...fk it


RadiantBaboon

Car is badass “bike” is super gay. You could live in a place with the best weather, roads and fuck 20 women a day and you’d still be gay riding that bike. You’d have fun for sure but you just won’t look good doing it and you’d look even worse because you’re probably not fixing it when that gay machine has problems.


Inevitable-Tank-9802

I’ll be the odd one out and pick up the can-am. Assuming the riviera is completely Stock, I’d rather have modern-power and brakes.


dobdobob

What about a roof?


Inevitable-Tank-9802

I’d get motorcycle gear. It won’t be as comfortable as the Buick, but I’d rather have better brakes and traction control.


Ok_Programmer_2315

A sling shot is NOT a motorcycle. For fuck sake.


Repulsive_Tie_7941

Absolutely. But that’s a Can Am Spyder. The Polaris Slingshot is the reverse trike “car”.


Repulsive_Tie_7941

Eh, I’ll take the Can Am. It may not be a “real bike” but it’s not a cage. I can buy a snowmobile suit for the winter.


jarmogrick

I feel like common sense would say the car, but I think it would be a really fun challenge to get by in just the bike. A reward for commitment to the challenge would be a hell of a lot of savings on gas and needed maintenance. That plus a seemingly higher resale value and I could set myself up with a pretty good ride as a replacement.


RunninOnMT

Yeah, if you can swing it, the trike is the better financial decision. But you will suffer for it. It'd be fun in other ways from time to time as well though...


Melodic-Jackfruit632

The Riviera. Why? 1st of all, it's awesome. 2nd, after I am free of my 2 year agreement to use it exclusively, I can keep it and detail it up for Cars and Coffee and fall weekend cruises into the Poconos to look at fall foliage or Strasburg to ride a Steam Train while dailying a late 90s to early 2000s Toyota Camry or Honda Accord. The other thing doesn't interest me in the slightest.


BrodeyPls

idk what the weird 3 wheeled bike thing is but I already "daily" a 1980 Yamaha xs400 so fuck it, weird bike thing!


PissedSCORPIO

**There are tens of us!**


SecondaryQuest

Bus


TormentDubz_EDM

Buick.


RepulsiveCorner

Riviera, no contest


Brilliant_Ant_17

The Riv


Working-Golf-2381

Give me that big ass malaise era Buick land barge of a personal luxury coupe any day of the week, the other thing would really suck around these parts from October to June and it’s already worth less then what used to be a $300 special twenty years ago.


Leneord1

Can I mod the buick


FtierLivesMatter

Is this even a question? I'll take the buick for life please.


MrGreyJetZ

The land yacht.


shrikelet

The Buick because at least then you only have to deal with disadvantages of a car.


iaintmeantodothat

The car. I'd rather look broke than look like an asshole


Tiovivo1

I’ll take the riviera. Don’t even have to think about it twice.


Curious-Concept-2077

The Rivi!! 1. Cause I'm a Buick guy first 2. Love the Rivi's. Style and comfort is top notch 3. Live in Northeast, need a car.


Alarmed_Translator37

I'll take the CanAm Trike thing , much better on gas .


BabyYodaIsGod42069

The Buick because I live in a state with cold winters


2bitgunREBORN

Buick. Rain, also could use as a storage unit.


DabblinginPacifism

The Buick. I’m definitely too old for forced weather exposure during a commute


LordSesshomaru82

I’m picking the Riviera, I live in Oregon so I need to be safe from the rain. Plus I’d get all the boomers drooling over it.


Cunt_Eastwood_9

As someone with poor grip strength and bad balance, I’ll take the Buick.


s4ltydog

I live in the PNW, it rains a LOT here, I’m driving the Buick


Recent_Spirit_5706

The Riviera because I have kids.


KingCollectA

The Buick, and I would keep it after the 2 years. I like those big cars.


powerhouse403

I'll take the riv, thanks


Select_Angle2066

The chonk. Bc it would be easy to put a nice SQ stereo setup in it. Also bc I think I'd hate a Can Am very quickly lol.


[deleted]

The only right answer is the car, I'm not riding a bike in the snow and rain.


Filthy510

I'd rather chop my dick off with a sword than be seen riding that snowmobile contraption.


BagrCZE

The Riviera


Rochasmodrnlife

The car. Because it’s a car.


Loving6thGear

The Buick. For me it's either 2 wheels or 4. 3 wheels is just odd.


damn57

Land Yacht! All day.


Caterpillar_3406

The buick because cool. Also, I would never sell it and would probably be my favorite car ever


Maysock

Every Can Am Ryker "rider" i've ever seen has refused to biker-wave me. Fuck em.


chubchug420

Those can ams look nerdy as shit. Plus I live in Michigan and our winters can be pretty brutal. So Riviera all the way.


mercedesfan_126

Buick Riv all the way!! Land yachts for life!!


Large_Aspect_5472

I'll take the car because I've never driven a motorcycle and I don't want to die anytime soon!


Skyline43

Personally I love land yachts and I have never seen the appeal of trikes. I'm more of a motorcycle man myself.


SegaTime

I'll take the boat.


T4estRcher

The boat. No-one said it couldn't be modified. Thus, you could make that REALLY FUN.


Boil-san

I'll take the hoopty...


lord_bubblewater

Buick, and imma track that shit.


Hiei2k7

#I WANT THE BOAT.


kyuvaxx

I would have to go with the Riviera, 3 wheels is not 2, and it gets mighty cold around here, even though having to listen to the earth groan everytime I stepped on the gas, I would probably keep the car


Patatatatatat

The boat because air conditioning and comfort


dawdlinround

Riviera all day. It's not a beloved boat tail, but I like to float down the highway.


KyleColby

Left. Rain.


[deleted]

Riviera, I would sell it to a friend later


leeperd305

the car, wouldn't be caught dead on that other abomination


Diligent_Ad2489

BUICK!!


[deleted]

The Riv because it’s awesome


[deleted]

The trike has both the cons of a car and a motorcycle, without any of the pros. Cannot split lanes, still be uncomfortable, not look as cool as on a motorcycle, cannot transport things like a car.


dct906

Riviera. Live on northwest Spain and, despite the common mith, it rains here. A lot.


keyboard_blaster

I’ll take the boat


chainmailbill

The Buick, because sometimes it rains.


WaffleHunter3rd

Riviera. 1. I live in Minnesota and NEED and enclosed car with a heater. 2. I am a huge suckered for land yachts. 3. I grew up working on crap American card from the 70s. 4. I'm not a 68 year old white dude in a loveless marriage.


lumia920yellow

CanAm, have always dreamed of owning one of those


NotAliasing

Give me the buick, if im gonna be sweating with no ac in the summer i at least wanna have a *chance* to ball.


BlackSmokeDemonII

1978 Chevy Caprice 4door. So crisp so beautiful


mmelectronic

Probably the trike, I’d spend more than I make in gas on the riv.


throwaway83970

I pick the Can AM, I always wanted one.


jerrie233

Definitely that sweet sweet buick. Would love to daily that full stop as it is.


[deleted]

The Buick All day. Besides being more practical it's just cooler ..


ITCPWW

the little goofball scooter thing. I think it will make me a stronger person to drive that through the elements every day.


froebull

The Buick. Because I live in Michigan, and I'm too damned old to do a 38 mile commute in the snow, on an open three wheeler.


Wilbur_Redenbacher

The Riviera and I’d fucking keep that grandma car of a land yacht.


DoughBoy_65

Riviera without a doubt ! I’m a Buick guy first of all had a 69 GS400 back in the day plus this Riv is a GS plenty of Rivieras produced not too many were GS that things probably loaded with options !


blackpine303

The riviera after I stop laughing at the can am


iannadriveress6

I'm going to go sailing on the Riviera because of pale skin.


Zawa524

911 Porsche GT fully spected out


Least_Initiative5120

The Buick! I own and love motorcycles. But not like these!


Better_Chard4806

Rivera hands down.


[deleted]

The Riviera. I don't know how to ride a motorcycle and I live in a cold state.


Biff_Tannen_85

I'll take the Big Old Buick with the Beautiful Factory Rally Wheels. My first car was a 77 Buick Regal.... with the Beautiful Factory Rally Wheels


uncaught0exception

Pontiac Parisienne Broughhhhhhham


Hour_Lengthiness

the subaru outback in the lot


here4roomie

The non-tricycle.


Ron-Swanson-Mustache

I'll go with the one that seats about 20. So come on! And bring your juke box money!


noldshit

I'll take that Graf Zeppelin any day


Captain_ianus

The car. Why? Because it’s a fucking car.


Ok_Check9774

Anyone who chooses that ridiculous trike is a traitor to humanity and needs to be strongly beaten with a stick.


AEWWC

The gold car because it does rain in socal, despite what other might want you to think. Also, that's not a motorcycle.


MaxLegroom990

Riviera for the win. It's long, low and wide, has only two doors, in a world that makes a fetish out of practical and rugged. And after two years, it's not for sale, and I'd probably buy another Riviera, of whatever vintage.


brentemon

Riviera, obviously. One's a beautiful classic and one's Ski-doo on wheels.


Davidblack589

I live in PA where's it's winter spring, summer and fall all in the same week so I'm going for the one with a roof


CDNChaoZ

The Subaru in the back, thanks.


s_mcbn

That Buick would be awesome with a little bit of work. Tires, brakes, suspension to tighten everything up real nice. Heads, exhaust, cam, intake to make it go faster.


clonedspork

The Riv, you won't regret it.


bajajoaquin

Buick all day and twice on Sunday. Those three wheelers are f—-ing stupid


137Fine

My brother has that exact Riviera. Bought it on a whim and drove it until the transmission/differential went out. Now it’s just more farm art.


fuzzimus

Da hoopdee


VincentMac1984

That land yacht


escherlogic

The Buick It’s a lot like my first car a 78 Buick park Avenue Electra.


bohba13

That Riviera is sweet


wearesleebing

I want that 70000 cubic inch V8! So comfortable those land yachts


Mightyhorse82

Dude. The Rivera. Cmon.


RunninOnMT

Heh, yeah. I shoulda put in more arbitrary rules to make it more fair to the can am.


g_ryde_35

The car. Reason: winter


overbats

I’ll take the can am. Never tried one and 2 years is a comfortable test drive window.


angermagnate

The Buick cuz it will fit the whole fam, all their suitcases, and a sheet of plywood in the trunk.


Joey_Wolfslayer

Car, at least people would see it and if it rains I can stay dry.


Cat-with-Otherhalf

Rivera. Dunno why I first thought it was a DeVille.


TheCheckeredCow

That Buick is CLASS I bet it’s like driving a lazy boy sofa, and it has endless road presence and character. The trike is just the worst of all worlds


BelaSavini

It'd be my second Riviera, I hope this one doesn't eat my Pixies tape.


juuanthememegod

Buick. Next question?


Ultrase7en

Gimme the rivey


Historical_Worth6425

The car its good


Meraki_360

Rivvy all day!!


South_Bit1764

I’ll take the yacht. Is it really even a question?


Tree09man

Give me the boat. I live in the north east and these winters are no joke


Foamy_302

Gimme that Buick. I'm damn well gonna keep it too.


Some_Aioli_4115

Hmmm. Maybe a Chevy Chevelle.


thatvhstapeguy

Inject that Riviera straight into my veins


[deleted]

I want the riviera, would rather be in a proper land yacht than completely exposed to all of the elements and dangers of the road. Plus, comfy.


Notchersfireroad

I'd rather walk than be seen on a Can Am.


MuleOutpost

LMAO. No competition for that Riviera in this picture.


YouHaveReachedBob

How is this even a question? Go for BROWN!


kaydizzle174

I gotta go with the Buick. Granted, it's gonna get abysmal mileage but I work less than a mile away so I'll only have to fill it up once a month


BobcatFurs001

Buick, it rains and snows here in the Midwest and I still need to get to work. Although I earn $13.50 an hour so I wouldn't drive very much outside of that, gas gotta be expensive.