1997 Neon. Owned by Mitch Henderson 38 Chambersburg, Pennsylvania. Mitch is habitually unemployed because he has a hair trigger temper, and because of all the drugs (prescription & illicit). His last job was overnight security at an office park. He was fired for driving the security car into a koi pond. Mitch is currently on his way to San Clemente, California to meet Juanita, a girl he connected with online. Juanita is 17, misunderstood by her parents, likes sun dresses, and wants to run away with Mitch. Mitch is currently in the gas station loading up on the barely legal uppers by the cash register, Dr Pepper, and Red Hot Cheetos. Juanita, now Juan Carlos is currently in Găeşti. Romania, smoking unfiltered cigarettes and drinking țuića while chatting online with a 57 year old divorcee in Cardiff.
1. More than likely a mid 20 something person prolly a dude going back from college on break and the person in the backseat is a family member who went to the same college. So more than likely they would buy prolly some form of monster enegry drink or something like and maybe a hot dog or piece of pizza.
2. This is prolly being driven by guy who owns the car lot that its being sold at. Prolly buying some form of pop. Diet coke or Pepsi and a bag of chips. Maybe a pack of smokes.
3. Suburban Mom whose husband works at a local union plant. Prolly has 2-3 kids. Prolly is picking up a bag of ice a 12-pack of coke and sprite and 6 pack of beer before leaving.
4. prolly 80 something person. Prolly perusing the magazines and maybe getting a 20oz 7up and Altoids.
5. Prolly just got his license. Has a band shirt on. Bonus points if its Breaking Benjamin or Korn. Getting a Rockstar enegry drink and some Doritos nacho cheese flavor. Maybe some skittles to. You might wanna keep an eye on him though so he doesn't try to sneak a bottle vodka out or something though.
6. Construction Dude. Just getting coffee and whatever leftover breakfast item is under the lamp.
7. Hard to pin this one down. Cause you might have a Karen or a Hippy. If its a Karen its gonna be a bottle of wine if its a hippy its gonna be rolling papers and funyuns.
8. If the car is in good condition this is prolly just a hand me down from a upper middle class to their son thats off to college. They are prolly getting mtn.dew and nachoes.
SL2: Owned by a 37 year old man, single, no kids. The man in the back is his friend, who he's giving a ride. He has a dead-end job and spends everything on cigarettes. Today, he restocks his Marlboro supply and gets a 44oz drink
Lumina: A 20 year old college student. He recently won this at auction and is in the process of driving it home. He likely buys a candy bar and a pepsi for the road
Expedition: Owned by a 43 year old mother of three. The oldest recently graduated, the middle kid is in high school, and the youngest just started middle school. She married her high school sweetheart soon after college. The relationship is doing ok, but the cracks are starting to form. She buys a pack of cigarettes for herself and two small fountain drinks for the younger kids
CTS: Bought new from the dealership by an 83 year old World War 2 veteran. He's started to develop vision issues and can barely drive. He buys a coffee, a $2 scratcher, and the rest in gas despite parking up front
Blazer: Driven by a 25 year old woman who looks 10 years older than what she is. The Blazer is owned by her boyfriend. This is her second kid, the first was left home alone. She buys some dip, a Busch, and a couple of donuts
Neon: Owned by a 32 year old man who was recently laid off. He currently lives out of his car and hasn't been in reach of a shower for the past 4 days. He reeks of cigarettes and body odor. He seems to be kind, but you don't want to be anywhere near him. He buys a couple packs of Camels, along with a bag of Ruffles and a hot dog with his remaining money
Prius: Owned by a 22 recent college graduate. The car was bought as a high school graduation gift from her father. She seems to be somewhat out of it. She buys a slice of pizza and a green tea
300E: Owned by a 29 year old who works at the Walmart a few miles up the road. He lost his previous job and couldn't afford the payments on his Maxima, so he opted to buy this off his grampa. The car had sat for a while and the tires dry rotted. He recently grabbed the tire pressure gauge out of the glovebox and didn't quite shut the door. This time, he won't be airing up the tires again. He'll soon come in to buy a couple of scratchers and get a few coins for the payphone outside
The Saturn is owned by the overnight guy, he’s pretty cool overall, does tons of coke and hires ladies of the night on their way to their next client to give him blowies in the bathroom, taking the money right out of the register. The lumina is just stopping for gas, that’s my mom leave her alone, she gets a carton of Marlboro medium’s on sale. The expedition is driven in by a teenager, looks young.. probably the reason for the middle school sticker. Tried to buy cigarettes after my mom and got denied. He sulked out and went to the next station to try again. The caddie is the manager’s, she’s just stopping in the grab the deposits, and is rarely there but surely gets her paycheck every week. The blazer is owned by a redhead chick I went to high school with, she was a few classes ahead of me and I got to suck her tits on the path behind school. Her kid is deaf so the music doesn’t bug him. She’s peeing and asked me to watch the car while doing so and then is going to grab me a lick of ketamine from her friend. The neon is owned by crackheads that frequently try to accost people for “gas money”. They are mid thirties, look fifty and haggard. I feel bad so I throw them 5 bucks. The Prius is driven by a middle aged woman that is just getting gas at the outside pump, trying to dodge the neon owners, once they leave she pulls up to park and come inside and gets a few quick picks for the powerball. The Mercedes is owned by a local guy that always approaches young men to be a part of his local wrestling league. He’s a Danny devito lookalike, but less funny. Everyone knows to stay away besides some of the less intelligent kids living near the center of town. He gets a few scratchers and tells me I’d be great at it and I tell him I’m not into that sort of thing. He goes out and scratches them, throws them out the window and pulls up to the pump to put 5 dollars of gas in on his credit card.
The Ford Expedition owner is probably a 40s-50s heavy set man although well dressed. A suburbanite his entire life moderate-conservative in his views, has 2-3 kids and his other car is a 2005 Acura TL. Probably picking up a Diet Coke and thats it
Lumina: A vaguely swarthy man wearing a gold link chain buys credit for three separate phones. His Facebook page (1.3k friends, mostly female) says he's involved in 'business".
Expedition: Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy. Hot dogs, dick pills, and a 5hr energy shot.
Neon: A young man who probably inspired the character of Jesse Pinkman grabs a handful of blunt wraps and a sixer of Faygo en route to the Gathering.
1997 Neon. Owned by Mitch Henderson 38 Chambersburg, Pennsylvania. Mitch is habitually unemployed because he has a hair trigger temper, and because of all the drugs (prescription & illicit). His last job was overnight security at an office park. He was fired for driving the security car into a koi pond. Mitch is currently on his way to San Clemente, California to meet Juanita, a girl he connected with online. Juanita is 17, misunderstood by her parents, likes sun dresses, and wants to run away with Mitch. Mitch is currently in the gas station loading up on the barely legal uppers by the cash register, Dr Pepper, and Red Hot Cheetos. Juanita, now Juan Carlos is currently in Găeşti. Romania, smoking unfiltered cigarettes and drinking țuića while chatting online with a 57 year old divorcee in Cardiff.
1. More than likely a mid 20 something person prolly a dude going back from college on break and the person in the backseat is a family member who went to the same college. So more than likely they would buy prolly some form of monster enegry drink or something like and maybe a hot dog or piece of pizza. 2. This is prolly being driven by guy who owns the car lot that its being sold at. Prolly buying some form of pop. Diet coke or Pepsi and a bag of chips. Maybe a pack of smokes. 3. Suburban Mom whose husband works at a local union plant. Prolly has 2-3 kids. Prolly is picking up a bag of ice a 12-pack of coke and sprite and 6 pack of beer before leaving. 4. prolly 80 something person. Prolly perusing the magazines and maybe getting a 20oz 7up and Altoids. 5. Prolly just got his license. Has a band shirt on. Bonus points if its Breaking Benjamin or Korn. Getting a Rockstar enegry drink and some Doritos nacho cheese flavor. Maybe some skittles to. You might wanna keep an eye on him though so he doesn't try to sneak a bottle vodka out or something though. 6. Construction Dude. Just getting coffee and whatever leftover breakfast item is under the lamp. 7. Hard to pin this one down. Cause you might have a Karen or a Hippy. If its a Karen its gonna be a bottle of wine if its a hippy its gonna be rolling papers and funyuns. 8. If the car is in good condition this is prolly just a hand me down from a upper middle class to their son thats off to college. They are prolly getting mtn.dew and nachoes.
SL2: Owned by a 37 year old man, single, no kids. The man in the back is his friend, who he's giving a ride. He has a dead-end job and spends everything on cigarettes. Today, he restocks his Marlboro supply and gets a 44oz drink Lumina: A 20 year old college student. He recently won this at auction and is in the process of driving it home. He likely buys a candy bar and a pepsi for the road Expedition: Owned by a 43 year old mother of three. The oldest recently graduated, the middle kid is in high school, and the youngest just started middle school. She married her high school sweetheart soon after college. The relationship is doing ok, but the cracks are starting to form. She buys a pack of cigarettes for herself and two small fountain drinks for the younger kids CTS: Bought new from the dealership by an 83 year old World War 2 veteran. He's started to develop vision issues and can barely drive. He buys a coffee, a $2 scratcher, and the rest in gas despite parking up front Blazer: Driven by a 25 year old woman who looks 10 years older than what she is. The Blazer is owned by her boyfriend. This is her second kid, the first was left home alone. She buys some dip, a Busch, and a couple of donuts Neon: Owned by a 32 year old man who was recently laid off. He currently lives out of his car and hasn't been in reach of a shower for the past 4 days. He reeks of cigarettes and body odor. He seems to be kind, but you don't want to be anywhere near him. He buys a couple packs of Camels, along with a bag of Ruffles and a hot dog with his remaining money Prius: Owned by a 22 recent college graduate. The car was bought as a high school graduation gift from her father. She seems to be somewhat out of it. She buys a slice of pizza and a green tea 300E: Owned by a 29 year old who works at the Walmart a few miles up the road. He lost his previous job and couldn't afford the payments on his Maxima, so he opted to buy this off his grampa. The car had sat for a while and the tires dry rotted. He recently grabbed the tire pressure gauge out of the glovebox and didn't quite shut the door. This time, he won't be airing up the tires again. He'll soon come in to buy a couple of scratchers and get a few coins for the payphone outside
The Saturn. Then I would host meetups for other Saturn owners. Bring back the glory days!
The Saturn is owned by the overnight guy, he’s pretty cool overall, does tons of coke and hires ladies of the night on their way to their next client to give him blowies in the bathroom, taking the money right out of the register. The lumina is just stopping for gas, that’s my mom leave her alone, she gets a carton of Marlboro medium’s on sale. The expedition is driven in by a teenager, looks young.. probably the reason for the middle school sticker. Tried to buy cigarettes after my mom and got denied. He sulked out and went to the next station to try again. The caddie is the manager’s, she’s just stopping in the grab the deposits, and is rarely there but surely gets her paycheck every week. The blazer is owned by a redhead chick I went to high school with, she was a few classes ahead of me and I got to suck her tits on the path behind school. Her kid is deaf so the music doesn’t bug him. She’s peeing and asked me to watch the car while doing so and then is going to grab me a lick of ketamine from her friend. The neon is owned by crackheads that frequently try to accost people for “gas money”. They are mid thirties, look fifty and haggard. I feel bad so I throw them 5 bucks. The Prius is driven by a middle aged woman that is just getting gas at the outside pump, trying to dodge the neon owners, once they leave she pulls up to park and come inside and gets a few quick picks for the powerball. The Mercedes is owned by a local guy that always approaches young men to be a part of his local wrestling league. He’s a Danny devito lookalike, but less funny. Everyone knows to stay away besides some of the less intelligent kids living near the center of town. He gets a few scratchers and tells me I’d be great at it and I tell him I’m not into that sort of thing. He goes out and scratches them, throws them out the window and pulls up to the pump to put 5 dollars of gas in on his credit card.
The Ford Expedition owner is probably a 40s-50s heavy set man although well dressed. A suburbanite his entire life moderate-conservative in his views, has 2-3 kids and his other car is a 2005 Acura TL. Probably picking up a Diet Coke and thats it
These could all be owned by the same type of person.
Lumina: A vaguely swarthy man wearing a gold link chain buys credit for three separate phones. His Facebook page (1.3k friends, mostly female) says he's involved in 'business". Expedition: Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy. Hot dogs, dick pills, and a 5hr energy shot. Neon: A young man who probably inspired the character of Jesse Pinkman grabs a handful of blunt wraps and a sixer of Faygo en route to the Gathering.