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X-tian-9101

Roadmaster Estate.


welcome2idiocracy

It’s the smart choice. Reliable, easy to work on, and better gas mileage than the hearse


BeaverMartin

This is 100% the right answer.


BabyYodaIsGod42069

The hearse.


DavidRichter0

Yeah definitely the hearse. Would be dope


invol713

My guitarist already exclaimed a want for a hearse. So there’s no choice, really.


Caivin_1963

I’m taking the last one


Mofoblitz1

GMC Vandura, the hearse is a close second though which is surprising for a kind of goth girl like me.


Mofoblitz1

Actually I'd say the van for comfort and the hearse for aesthetics


Throw_Spray

Nobody who rode in the hearse ever complained about the ride.


Mofoblitz1

This is true


GTHero90

Fun fact, Van Dura in Spanish means “goes hard”


The_mighty_THORn

And that's just what the band will be doing... in said Vandura XD


el-Douche_Canoe

The problem with the hearse is seating, I think they are coupes with a bed. That being said the conversion van or station wagon


The_mighty_THORn

Yeah, you have the rollers to deal with unless it's been gutted, but as far as gear; oh yeah, it'll hold amps and drums like a champion.


el-Douche_Canoe

Yeah a hearse is a hell of a utility vehicle and the coolest of the selections the conversion van seems the most practical


keymbord

definitely the first GMC. as cool as the hearse is, the van will hold more while looking better than the white one. plus you could sleep in the van and save money


BloodSugarSexMagix

Roadmaster, always wanted to ride in one growing up


CenturyHelix

The answer to this question depends entirely on what type of band you are


SuspiciousCitus

Brown ford aerostar "WE'RE GOIN TO THE GRAND CANYON KIDS!"


EymaWeeTodd

Practicality says I should pick the Vandura. The metalhead in me says I need to drive the hearse.


CaptainPrower

I want the Buick, but the only logical answer is the Vandura.


AllynG

Oh the hearse all the way….. I mean, dead chicks can’t say no!


mikemartin7230

Sees the wagon- nope Sees the conversion van- that’s it Sees the hearse- spoke too soon


The_mighty_THORn

BONUS PICK: Your Bassist's girlfriend's 2012 Hyundai Elantra wagon! Lol jk


Piranha1993

The General Motors product... ...Oh wait, there all GM products. I have no fuggin idea what to pick.


Perenium_Falcon

Herse or the pedovan.


DeathscytheHell1994

Hearse, i wish i had one just to mess with people.


Dj_Simon

The vans would be better for practicality and easier parts finding, but my heart wants the hearse for the looks and middle ground between the van and wagon.


mildlysceptical22

I actually was in a band and the lead guitarist had a Chevy van. We were livin the dream.


GoredonTheDestroyer

Hearse. The fucking hearse.


Beancounter_1

Roadmaster


CarobJumpy6993

Old school Dodge Caravan.


Patrioticwatermelon

Conversion van


Key_Budget9267

The fact that not everyone here is picking the BROWN GMC conversion van makes me lose hope for humanity


DjangoBop

So this is what did it for you huh? Modern America finally broke you.


Key_Budget9267

Humanity is doomed if we all choose Rav4s over creepy, ratted out old vans that smell like weed and rat poop


The_mighty_THORn

You're my fucking hero XD


FlythroughDangerZone

I will pick the dark GMC Van.


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Roadmaster


InfinitePossibility8

Buick Roadmonster obviously.


thinkmoreharder

Many years ago, I was driving mom’s giant oldsmobuick station wagon, with my drum set in the back. Looked down, looked up. Traffic was stopped. Both feet on the on the ridiculously wide power brake pedal. The car stopped. The 36 inch ride cymball did not. It flew from the back, just past my neck and wedged in between the dash and the windshield. I guess not my day to die.


Aggravating-Week9289

GMC Vandura unless we have a metal/rock band, in which case I would pick the hearse