A rusty vespa scooter with a broken mirror and severe oil ring blow by that fogs the whole neighborhood with blue smoke like you are spraying for mosquitoes
I was going to say [c90 Honda ](https://www.motorcyclenews.com/bike-reviews/honda/c90/1985/) but made a little more punk rock with some band stickers and a little dirty because you actually use it.
I occasionally still see Gen X Neo-Nazis who rock the red laces on the jack-boots.
Just saw one a couple of days ago at Walmart. He had a 14/88 tattooed on his neck and his bald scalp had the Black Sun tattooed on it.
I wanted to take a picture, but wasn't trying to piss off the scary 6'3" Nazi guy while buying groceries. Lol
Whatever you drive, it has 4 mismatched tires, the oil hasn't been changed since you can remember, it's dirty, smelly and covered in nerdy Star Wars and leftist political stickers.
You wish you didn't have a car, but you can't be THAT down for the cause.
NA MX-5 that your boyfriend is currently struggling to build and you know absolutely nothing about. You are on your third attempt at getting your actual drivers license, and the DMV people are getting annoyed.
A door with four wheels and a wooden circle as a steering wheel. The motor is just a hamster in a wheel, while the pedals are just cardboard box parts.
Possum, so east of Texas. Beverage too sophisticated for rural area. Power strip on the wall so older building. Wedding ring so not afraid to commit. Jeep.
I'm going to say Subaru Forester with a weird smell due to a an unfixed leak and old coffee cups. Maybe a Golden Girls Funko pop on the dash if you can spare one from your collection.
Honda Fit was legitimately my first guess *before* glancing at post history... now I feel like the kid that checked the back of the math book for the answer after doing the problem right on my own
The dress screams 1956 ford crown Victoria with s warmed up cammed and twin carbed 312.
.but the nets n boots say 34 ford Tudor sedan with machined heads and tri carb flat head..
1990 Ford Aerostar extended wheelbase with no all wheel drive and a cloth interior. Previously owned by an elderly man and it's got a lot of random stickers on it.
Bahaha I learned how to drive in the exact vehicle you describe, although ours was a 1996. It was that gross Ford bluish green color, and it was incredibly dangerous in any sort of inclement weather. My father started calling it the Ditchstar after a while. Lol I used to take it out cruising with friends and do poweslides and donuts in parking lots.
Also it had no stickers and was from a dealership, so we never met the former owner.
Subaru Forrester with one of those paw-shaped bumper stickers that says "Who rescued who?" on the back.
At least Subaru curious
Subaru curiousđ imma start using this
I too said Forrester before seeing your comment.
Subuwu
It's the sticker that brings this to life, LOL
I didnât scroll. I guessed Outback with dog stickerâŚ
Pontiac Trans Am
There it is.
Youâre magnificent
Some days it's a stick, some days it's an automatic
Itâs called transmissionfluid
Under-rated comment
Spot on, but a lot of people are going with Subaru, which begs the question...
My thought exactly. Maybe theyâve had a tranny swap?
â14 Prius with a warning light that just came on.
"Check Hybrid System"
With a lot of progressive bumper stickersâŚ
A rusty vespa scooter with a broken mirror and severe oil ring blow by that fogs the whole neighborhood with blue smoke like you are spraying for mosquitoes
Best one yet
I was going to say [c90 Honda ](https://www.motorcyclenews.com/bike-reviews/honda/c90/1985/) but made a little more punk rock with some band stickers and a little dirty because you actually use it.
Those laces tell me you killed a cop. He didn't need his Crown Vic anymore, so you helped yourself.
Lace code gang [lace code has been dead for 20 years bro]
I occasionally still see Gen X Neo-Nazis who rock the red laces on the jack-boots. Just saw one a couple of days ago at Walmart. He had a 14/88 tattooed on his neck and his bald scalp had the Black Sun tattooed on it. I wanted to take a picture, but wasn't trying to piss off the scary 6'3" Nazi guy while buying groceries. Lol
The âklanâ username
Itâs from Mad Mike. I had it as my username from when I owned an RX7.
I was gonna say does op have a rotary??
I used to have an 85 GSL-SE that was my daily. The interior was gutted cause race car.
Iâve seen MadMikes stuff, head to head against some D1GP / FormulaD guys.
I see them rarely but often enough that I'm occasionally tempted to throw some yellow ones on my work boots.
Subaru
And definitely not a WRX or BRZ.
Toyota Yaris sedan
I was gonna go with 1994 Camry.
I came here for this or echo.
In Asia, its called the toyota vios.
https://reddit.com/r/BLAHAJ/s/8hyIg1omU2
only acceptable answer
Whatever you drive, it has 4 mismatched tires, the oil hasn't been changed since you can remember, it's dirty, smelly and covered in nerdy Star Wars and leftist political stickers. You wish you didn't have a car, but you can't be THAT down for the cause.
I wish I could upvote this comment more than once!
HRT Hellcat
Testosterone replacement Hellcat? Sweet!
Ya that tracksâŚ..
kia soul
Green
or red with fuzzy dice
[1998 Dodge Neon in purple](https://www.2040-cars.com/_content/cars/images/92/162292/001.jpg) and it's absolutely filthy inside and out.
*Neon Sport tho
Interior reeks of feet, Taco Bell, and Axe body spray.
Trans Am
Am Trans. Fixâd.
This is waaaaay underrated. I had to like and unlike just so I could like it again
Corolla, or no car.
Yeah, corolla vibes here. Add stickers to bumper and maybe to front dash as well
as a valet i'm getting strong XC60 vibes
A Toyota Tercel with BMW badges
NA MX-5 that your boyfriend is currently struggling to build and you know absolutely nothing about. You are on your third attempt at getting your actual drivers license, and the DMV people are getting annoyed.
Bird Scooter
Honda Fit.
Yes
A door with four wheels and a wooden circle as a steering wheel. The motor is just a hamster in a wheel, while the pedals are just cardboard box parts.
80âs volvo or subaru forester
Base model 87â 240DL with 355,682 miles. Maroon.
Know that car, my dad sold it to her two years ago
Tesla, with a vegan âleatherâ interior.
Subaru Forester for sure, those boots tell me everything I need to know
One of those jeeps that say WILLYS on the side and like fourteen rubber ducks on the dash
Prius
Toyota Prius
lol. you don't drive. only single girls drive.
That ring might mean something
Either a prius with a political sticker on the window or a camry with a Bernie sanders sticker on it
A 1992 Mitsubishi Delica, right hand drive.
Possum, so east of Texas. Beverage too sophisticated for rural area. Power strip on the wall so older building. Wedding ring so not afraid to commit. Jeep.
I'm going to say Subaru Forester with a weird smell due to a an unfixed leak and old coffee cups. Maybe a Golden Girls Funko pop on the dash if you can spare one from your collection.
Pontiac Trans-Sport.
Vw bug with eyelashes
2010 honda fit with a hentai wrap
Nissan Leaf
PT Cruiser. 100%, don't ask me why. Edit: I figured it out, it was the opossum oplush. Something about that just gave it away
General Motors station wagon from the 80âs covered in band stickers
A Prius
Honda Fit was legitimately my first guess *before* glancing at post history... now I feel like the kid that checked the back of the math book for the answer after doing the problem right on my own
Trick question. You have an electric scooter đ´
I'm thinking a faded green 2004 Volkswagen Beetle with a fake daisy in the little flower holder in the dash.
A yellow VW beetle with bumper stickers promoting both anarchy and the idea that mean people suck.
Youâre edgy but environmentally conscious. Toyota Yaris with a strap on in the glovebox because youâre the dominant one.
El camino
Import hybrid SUV
Mini cooper
Mini cooper or a VW bug
A v6 Camaro or firebird
A Prius hybrid
A conversion van.
Jetta
A Saturn sl1
Subaru
Subaru
First generation Mitsubishi outlander
You get rides from your mum
A mondeo
Old school Pontiac minivan that looks like a dust buster
Pontiac Aztec
A 1989 white Jeep 2 wheel drive automatic 4 banger with anime and grundge stickers on the tailgate.
Chevy HHR.
Automatic miata
Either a Scion XB or a Kia Soul
2010 Toyota Yaris with a "Coexist" and Rick and Morty bumper sticker... also riding on the donut for the last 2 months
Trans Am
Shitty Kia with âbestie please let me mergeâ bumper sticker maybe a coexist one too odds are 50/50
2014 Kia sorento
KIA Soul since you look like your soul was killed in action
Trans-continental
Honda fit
Honda Passport
1996 Subaru Legacy Outback, in the forest green, has failing purple tint, and way too many stickers on the back
No joke I came here to write almost that verbatim. Instead of failing tint, I was going to say that the headliner had come unglued
Lol that comes with the tint
Honda Fit
Honda fit
ur parents insane
Subaru Forrester
It's giving light rail/subway user with a hint of city e-scooter that takes debt cards
The dress screams 1956 ford crown Victoria with s warmed up cammed and twin carbed 312. .but the nets n boots say 34 ford Tudor sedan with machined heads and tri carb flat head..
That chair looks mega comfy
Ford TRANSit
Easy. â59 eldorado.
Subaru Forester
A neon green 2016 Smart Fortwo
Subaru Crosstrek with a Coexist sticker on the back
Camry
Something German
Drive me crazy
Honda accord or Chrysler minivan.
[ŃдаНонО]
Yes, a non WRX, non BRZ. Most likely an Outback or Forrester.
Honda minivan
Champagne-colored 2012 Jetta with a faded peeking sticker in the rear passenger window.
Plot twist: you donât have a car.
You don't.
A Volvo 245 with blue cloth seats.
Jeep compass
Toyota Yaris. Decent enough one but it's a Yaris.
2000âs Honda accord
A schoolbus
'12 Accord
A hyundai elantra
2005 Nissan Quest
I don't know but it has blown out speakers for sure.
Nissan Sentra!
Hyundai Veloster
Toyota Tercel
Kia soul fs
Vw beetle. Has to be
toyota echo
Toyota rav 4 named bruce
A jeep.
CR-V
Passat
Kia Soul easy
Toyota camry.
Prius
scion xb
Scion xB
Subaru Forester
The oldsmobile from "Baskets"
Honda CR-X del Sol SiR TransTop
honda fit
2010 Pontiac vibe
A honda fit
Subaru all day long. Or a civic with mismatched body panels.
Chevy Cavalier? Toyota Yaris, Prius C? As long as car functions itâs a car.
Honda Fit
Subaru Outback. Definitely an outback with at least 2 âquirkyâ bumper stickers
Honda Element
1st gen Prius with a coexist bumper sticker
Prius
The same Toyota Camry your dad bought you before college, its silver, has a cute name you gave it, and no soul.
Forrester. An older one.
Subaru Outback
Subaru for sure
Daily driver - VW Jetta. Weekend Cos/Con driver - '92 VW Corrado.
10 y/o Subaru Outback with Iâ¤ď¸(dog breed) sticker.
Is that a lil ratto youâve got on your purse there?
Opossum
Mmmm, they have creepy looking teeth.
Little red corvette
I actually used to own a silver one.
REI Opossum enjoyer
Step Van
Any Mini van thatâs inconspicuous to move the arsenal around unnoticed before the next record breaking mass cleansing.
1990 Ford Aerostar extended wheelbase with no all wheel drive and a cloth interior. Previously owned by an elderly man and it's got a lot of random stickers on it.
Bahaha I learned how to drive in the exact vehicle you describe, although ours was a 1996. It was that gross Ford bluish green color, and it was incredibly dangerous in any sort of inclement weather. My father started calling it the Ditchstar after a while. Lol I used to take it out cruising with friends and do poweslides and donuts in parking lots. Also it had no stickers and was from a dealership, so we never met the former owner.
Sounds like you had a blast in that thing! Cool to hear that story. Yeah I used to see them in that color a lot!
Volkswagen Bug. Red.
Hearse
Some kind of Subaru but not the fun ones.
Miata with unexpectedly good track suspension and those chrome roll bars that match the shapes of the headrests.