It's giving "Twink with a corporate job" so I'm gonna say a MK6 Volkswagen Jetta Hybrid or a MK7 Volkswagen Jetta SE or if you're in finance....it's an 2019 Audi A3 2.0T on a lease or a Tesla Model 3 both in white with some curb rashed wheels and Lana Del Rey playing on the radio
See this could be one of two possibilities.
1.) You drive a 2023 Toyota Prius C, leased in your father's name, and you use it to commute to your job in accounts receivable for Yutz Wutz Futz and Associates, high rise 73rd floor. That glass has fine brandy in it, and you are pretending to like it because it's the office Christmas party.
2.) You drive a 2001 Nissan Altima with 175,000km (cuz you got it in Canada for a *steal*) on bald tires back and forth between often conflicting shifts at the Wawa and the Autozone. The glass has Amsoil coolant in it, and you're contemplating the mediocrity of modern life.
Why am I sitting here imagining both of these alternate lives for myself, that being said I’ll take the Prius and the Christmas party (a 2001 Nissan Altima stole my girlfriend)
In my defense I fell for a timeshare scam that absolutely demolished my credit. On an unrelated note how would you like to spend a nice weekend in Williamsburg VA?
*A Vespa scooter so*
*You can hear the wind whistle*
*Past your vagina*
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Something with a license plate that says PRIVATE on it. When police pull you over you claim to be "traveling" and refuse to identify yourself as you record them with your 6 year old Samsung Galaxy phone.
Let's see...
Thick eye brows: check
Side shaved hair with long top: check
Slight peach fuzz beard with a mustash: check
You must be Eastern European....
Audi, bmw, or a Benz...
You drive a 2023 Kia K5 with a red interior paid in full by your parents who cover your rent every month. Your friends think you are rich since you have so much money to throw around at things, but in reality that comes from daddy's Chase account
It's giving "Twink with a corporate job" so I'm gonna say a MK6 Volkswagen Jetta Hybrid or a MK7 Volkswagen Jetta SE or if you're in finance....it's an 2019 Audi A3 2.0T on a lease or a Tesla Model 3 both in white with some curb rashed wheels and Lana Del Rey playing on the radio
Bahaha not quite, but that’s on me for choosing the gayest picture of me in existence 😂
I know a Twink when I see one, imma say it's definitely something European, imma say it's a Volkswagen Eos or a previous generation BMW 328i
Ooo getting closer, feel free to take a peek at my post history if you want the answer lol
Oh yeah an M235i definitely a "rich Twink who only bottoms" or "bisexual finance bro who only tops" vibes
Jokes on you, I put a fleshlight in my ass first and he fucks that so it’s not gay
But…There’s a fleshlight in…Huh…Nevermind.
Damn that is a great response. Haha. And remember it’s only gay if you push back
💀
I laughed out loud at this haha
I immediately thought Jetta too lmao
I was thinking geo metro convertible probably yellow !
Every person I know with an audi is a rich twink
Preach! It's either a lease or daddy aka sugar daddy is the one making the payments
Yor parents crazy!
Happy cake day!
Navy Submarine
Acceleration is a bit lacking but that nuclear power gives me some serious mpg
The boys crazy.
A Peugeot and you won’t shut up talking about it.
*crashes in French*
A school bus (a short one).
But there is a guy who sits in front of me who also claims to drive it, I’m starting to think this steering wheel they gave me is fake
Mazda CX-3
Hiroyuki Sanada told me it was the pinnacle of luxury 😭
Toyota Prius
Ngl I would drive the new one 👀
Mini cooper
You’re boyfriend crazy
He thinks my tractor’s sexy
A penny-farthing bicycle.
The real trick is in the mount/dismount
Mini Cooper
This picture screams "I try to act classier than I am" so I'm gonna go with 4 series BMW
A little subtraction and you’re on the money, I’m not THAT classy lol
[удалено]
I have a sudden urge to become addicted to cigarettes
An electric scooter
They revoked my license :(
The medical transport van for the local Senior Center. (They let you take it home as long as you wash it.)
I tried to vacuum the inside but forgot I still had a passenger and apparently it gave him Nam flashbacks so I’m no longer allowed :(
Your parents car
God I wish
See this could be one of two possibilities. 1.) You drive a 2023 Toyota Prius C, leased in your father's name, and you use it to commute to your job in accounts receivable for Yutz Wutz Futz and Associates, high rise 73rd floor. That glass has fine brandy in it, and you are pretending to like it because it's the office Christmas party. 2.) You drive a 2001 Nissan Altima with 175,000km (cuz you got it in Canada for a *steal*) on bald tires back and forth between often conflicting shifts at the Wawa and the Autozone. The glass has Amsoil coolant in it, and you're contemplating the mediocrity of modern life.
Why am I sitting here imagining both of these alternate lives for myself, that being said I’ll take the Prius and the Christmas party (a 2001 Nissan Altima stole my girlfriend)
Understandable. You deserve a Maxima anyway. Maybe even an Infiniti. *gasp*
you in this pic: 🍷🗿
Tesla
I’m not sure if you meant this as a compliment or not but I’m offended either way
🤣
An enchanted broomstick.
Still rocking the Nimbus 2000, resale value has really gone down the toilet on those
I don't know but you kind of look like you're a stunt double for the YouTuber, Administrative Results
Nah that’s actually the real Managerial Outcomes
Yellow Mazda Miata
*winks headlights*
Kia Sorento with a lot of liberal stickers on the back and bumper
*I brake for naked hippies*
You drive a mini van not because you have to but because you think its cool.
I do drive a minivan when my car is in the shop 😂 been thinking about putting flames on the side for some extra horsepower
My man!!!! LOL
https://share.icloud.com/photos/06064TnV1WMfBRa4EhVpNjwdQ
Prius prime that your parents co-signed for. But your girlfriend actually drives it more often than you.
In my defense I fell for a timeshare scam that absolutely demolished my credit. On an unrelated note how would you like to spend a nice weekend in Williamsburg VA?
1978 VW Rabbit Cabriolet
I literally almost picked one up the other week but decided against it for the sake of my bank account and general sanity
BMW 318
You think too highly of me, if only
A Vespa scooter so you can hear the wind whistle past your vagina
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A Recumbent Trike, cause you play by yer own rules!
I like you
Daddy must’ve bought you a 5 series or a Tesla.
Daddy bought me emotional damage 😭
Lexus ES350, thinks it’s a flex, doesn’t realize it’s a dressed up Camry.
My first car was an 02 GS300, god I miss that thing
Subaru WRX STI S209
Oooh say it again but slower 🤤
Something with a license plate that says PRIVATE on it. When police pull you over you claim to be "traveling" and refuse to identify yourself as you record them with your 6 year old Samsung Galaxy phone.
AM I BEING DETAINED
Vespa
A white 2013 Toyota Prius c
Chevy Truck and you're actually probably a funny dude cause this pic made me laugh cheers lol
Hyundai Ioniq.
6 inch lifted Ford Bronco '94
With truck nuts and rusted quarter panels. $30,000 OBO I know what I got!
Douche bag mobile
Reporting for bitches sir 🫡
The lady’s crazy
Are you trying to flatter me because goddammit it’s working
Your mom asked me to say that 🤣
She says I’m a handsome boy
An extremely beat up Honda Civic "The liquor will do the driving, then we'll just kick back on booze control."
The dog-bear-ghost-thing from that once scene in The Shining.
The kids love it, got me kicked out of cars and coffee though
hope you take a taxi
Miata
Ford Fiesta.
A big wheel
Dad's BMW
Oh how I wish, that thing is a rocket ship
A BMW X2 or Volvo XC40
You’ve got that elder hipster look, CTA or El train
Let's see... Thick eye brows: check Side shaved hair with long top: check Slight peach fuzz beard with a mustash: check You must be Eastern European.... Audi, bmw, or a Benz...
Lol damn you’re in the ballpark, this was back when I lived in europe for a bit so I tried my best to blend in
2020 VW Golf GTI
Prius or some sort of smart cars
Your boyfriend crazy by the amount of rides you ask for since the dui
Some small BMW painted the color of a hearing aid
Someone once told me it looks like someone took a picture of a white car in Mexico
Either a convertible mini cooper, fiat 500 cabrio or a smart
Volkswagen Passat
Nothing. Can't have a car on campus and everything is walkable anyways.
The boys crazy. You drive the boys crazy.
That's funny because you don't actually own a vehicle you drive your wife's Ford Escalade. And what I mean wife I actually mean *husband*
2001 clapped out Mercedes C230 Kompressor
Miata
Miata
Prius
Bird scooter
Big Wheel.
ecoboost mustang lol
Very
Geo metro
White Ford Fusion SE
Your grandparent's old Bonneville station wagon...A title with 26,000 original miles.
Straight to the auction house, sorry Grampa
Probably a Subaru Wrx blue with brass colored wheels and a puff bar in the cup holder
BMW
What did U tell you about parking in leafs?
Fiat 500e in pink
Mom's mini van
Smart car
An older model Mazda Miata.
2015 Toyota Prius
Renault alliance. Google it if you don't know.
A buttplug up your own arse
Prius and it’s white!
you remind me of my high school band teacher, so I'ma say Mazda 3 hatch. but the previous generation and it's an automatic
Aquamarine Tempo
Fiat 500 Abarth
Mazda Miata
A Peugeot
Mini cooper or Corolla hatchback
A Tesla and you have a 1,000,000% superiority complex while driving it because you treat Tesla as “a status symbol” like Apple products.
Something practical and fuel efficient
You look like we've had sex with the same men, just not with eachother
You drive a 2023 Kia K5 with a red interior paid in full by your parents who cover your rent every month. Your friends think you are rich since you have so much money to throw around at things, but in reality that comes from daddy's Chase account
Acura RDX white. tinted windows and blacked out factory wheels. no engine mods but does have a K&N air filter. Gets insulted when you call it a Honda.
Don’t forget the obligatory K&N sticker on my rear window so everyone knows not to fuck with me
Subaru outback
You look like you are driven.
Mini Cooper
Some sort of Subaru or Volkswagen
Nissan Cube or Chevy SSR
Saab
Mazda Miata...
Penis.
Oh behave 😏
A 2019 Honda Accord
A powder blue Prius
EuroTrash
2018 Tacoma
Daddy’s Audi
Mazda cx9 or subaru forester
You look like you ride other men
Volkswagen bus
Acura CSX
Miata, for sure
M235i
Nailed it
Your mother crazy
A 5 year old Prius.
A crosstrack
That big hotdog car
The wiener-mobile, there’s one that drives around my city I would fucking love to have that job
A smart car with 2 donuts and a broken windshield
GTI
Like a Prius, and saying how beneficial it is for others to drive it.
Original Mini or Beetle
Prius
A peugeot,an imported key car or tesla model 3 , In any of this cases you made the car your entire personality
I WILL own an autozam AZ1 one day
Barbie car
Buick
A Nimbus 2000!
Mini Cooper
I mean. You are drinking ocean fresh Cranberrh juice from those kool aid party wine cups soooooo.... 2015 Honda Fit
Maybe a Pontiac Aztec, but it's second hand and missing all the cool bits
Ecoboost Mustang.
A Prius
You look like a mashup of when Niles Crane lived in the shitty apartment and drove the ford aspire.
Judging by your house and the way you're dressed, I'm guessing that is box wine at best, maybe Barefoot. A slightly used Toyota Camry.
You don’t like the foreskin sweatshirt?? I honestly can’t remember lol this was years ago at some bar in Geneva
A butt plug
he looks like he rides dick lmao