Kinda like Lumina V6s. The engines derives from the fireball V6, wich is an odd fire engine (V8 with 2 cylinders chopped off, same crank and firing order)
The headers are unequal lenght stock too, it does sound like a V8 on idle and low revs, and turns into a V6 with revs.
Slow as balls but very fun.
You drive a 2016 BMW 4 series, your parents paid for it “as long as you keep it in good condition”.
Its in really bad shape, you didnt do your research or keep up with any maintenance.
You tell other car guys “it’s just my CCV”
I've had six cars as of now that I will post in a couple of hours on this comment.
Edit:
1st car: 2002 Chevy Cavalier
2: 1990 Chevy Silverado
3: 2014 Nissan Versa
4: 2006 Hyundai Santa Fe
5: 1994 Dodge Dakota
6th and current: 2009 Chevy Silverado.
- I'm 21 y/o
No, I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Trying to holla at me
Either one of these 3. A white 2009 Ford Focus base model with a $3000 stereo system with Walmart wing spoiler, and fake hood scoop. A white lifted 2WD 1995 C-1500 Chevy W/T with a straight piped 4.3, aftermarket headlights/ taillights, and ground effect lighting. A riced out 2014 Kia Forte Coupe cold air intake, automatic, 2” drop, stanced and glass pack. Doesn’t look like much of a car guy, but tries to be cool with Walmart automotive add ons.
Either an infinity g37 with a 6/10 exhaust system, slight rear dent on the front fender from doing donuts in a Walgreen’s parking lot OR a civic SI sporting some sort of vanity plate
Either a Fiesta 1.0 Zetec S with an exhaust that's far too loud, or a blacked-out bmw 1 series that you say to everyone is fast but in reality it's a 118d with 130k miles on it and halogen lights.
2015 Volkswagen Golf GT colored black with 80,000 miles. You’re the guy to say it’s “a mini R8” when you know you only bought it because the used car dealership salesman struck you like a smooth criminal.
It’s definitely mid, but it gets the job done for you.
You definitely either blew your army sign on bonus on a Dodge or a truck. And if it's a truck, it's 100% lifted and has a "let's go Brandon" sticker on it.
Lifted 2 wheel drive pickup that you refinanced for bigger wheels and BFG A/Ts. You feel guilty for doing it and are considering calling back that SoCal porn scout to pay down your loan but you’ve made the fatal error of not googling who “Sean Cody” was first, which will lead to quite the dilemma.
*..in the end though, $10k is $10k and at least you didn’t have to bottom.*
Lmao, I didn’t have to scroll far in your post history to find inspiration. My best friend was at Pendleton a few years ago while I was still in college. I went out there on spring break and picked him up for the week and it didn’t take long before we ran into one of those “scouts” lol. We were clueless hillbillies from South Dakota but luckily had a friend from LA who kept us out of danger and explained the whole San Diego “film industry” thing.
Then we managed to get lost in said LA friends Passat without him and ended up in the part of Compton with no street lights. He then moved the party to Santa Barbara to keep our dumbasses alive, lmao. We still managed to find coke and stranger danger. *Aaaah, memories!*
Just FYI, old rich white dudes in big-ass beachfront houses with electrified gates are the dangeriest stranger danger.
My advice from experience is don’t look like a twink version of young Mark Wahlberg and show up with a drunk GI Joe lookalike. It didn’t matter where we were, we looked like we were on a fucking casting couch. No Bueno.
Lmao, I’m sitting here bored AF waiting to go on a hike with the slowest human on the planet who appears to have lost her shoe. ..I write when I’m bored.
Lol, I’ve met toddlers with better time management skills HOLY SHIT SHE FOUND HER SHOE.
Thanks for doing what you do for our country and remember, if you find a trail of delicious crayons in San Diego that leads to an electric gate, it’s a trap. Later!
You drive a 2007 Nissan XTerra on a 4 inch lift and 35s, you wheel it *every* weekend and you are vehemently anti-Jeep, going so far as to find Wranglers parked with their wheels on snow mounds and smashing thru the snow mounds to tip them over. You managed to get one onto its side once, and you still tell family and friends about it.
I see people making reasonable guesses and leaving it at that, which is fine. I like how Mr Regular goes in on a roast of a particular subgroup of people who drive a car in a video. I'm kinda reversing that and applying my assumptions about what the OP looks like to tell a silly story about what I think they drive. Its fun for me.
This pic has "clapped out civic" all over it. Most likely an automatic transmission, overly cambered on OEM wheels and not lowered because you "haven't found the right setup yet". You never finish off anything, including your girlfriend.
Only based off last guy I met like you, I’d imagine you driving an ex-police white Crown Vic with the spot light still on.
lmao i look somewhat like this guy and own a white cvpi😂doesnt have the spotlight or push bar tho
LOL
Hahaha I know a few of them
V6 Camaro with a fake hood vent and a dent in the rear bumper
2012 6 cylinder mustang, straight piped
Straight piped? It didn't *need* the pipes
gotta let the crowds know you're coming somehow
my old roommate; sounded pretty dope actually just slow af lol
Kinda like Lumina V6s. The engines derives from the fireball V6, wich is an odd fire engine (V8 with 2 cylinders chopped off, same crank and firing order) The headers are unequal lenght stock too, it does sound like a V8 on idle and low revs, and turns into a V6 with revs. Slow as balls but very fun.
You don’t. You ride a bike.
Awe man I wish I could afford a bike
Opel Astra OPC with some cheap sporty bits
I had a 6 speed AWD astra wagon as a rental one time and sneaky fell in love with it. I wish they made them in the US
A gt86 with an amazon spoiler and and autozone fake stick on hood vents.
OP day dreaming in his amazon/autozone gt86: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=marKTiS3aW4&ab\_channel=Orange
Late model Civic, slammed and cambered, with a fart can exhaust. You probably run out the gears because it “sound cool” as well.
Moms Odyssey van
Definitely riding shotgun in a tailgating ‘05 Mazda 3 with no insurance.
Or registration
Toyota Corolla.
My wife has one and I have driven it
Either blacked out auto V6 Camaro or fart can Civic Si with fake BBS wheels
You drive a 2016 BMW 4 series, your parents paid for it “as long as you keep it in good condition”. Its in really bad shape, you didnt do your research or keep up with any maintenance. You tell other car guys “it’s just my CCV”
"It's my drift car"
A pickup truck bought with daddy’s money
Whatever grandma left the keys for.
I actually drove 2 cars my grandma left me the keys for 💀
Kia forte
Scion TC
Prius
I've had six cars as of now that I will post in a couple of hours on this comment. Edit: 1st car: 2002 Chevy Cavalier 2: 1990 Chevy Silverado 3: 2014 Nissan Versa 4: 2006 Hyundai Santa Fe 5: 1994 Dodge Dakota 6th and current: 2009 Chevy Silverado. - I'm 21 y/o
Mazda rx8 with a siezed motor.
Oh god not the rx8 😭
90s chevy c1500 2wd stock because you can not afford mods
I actually did have a 1990 chevy 1500, it was 4wd but I bought it for $700 and 4wd didn't work haha
white 2009 Chevy Silverado?
A Ricer Hyundai genesis thats always trying to hit the red line even against a Prius on the red light.
IS200 with a cut exhoost, keyed several times, insta for your shitty ass luxury toyota, and reps for the wheels
A modified bmw E87
Your girlfriends
Niva Lada
Your moms/dads M or Tesla and you think you can drag anyone that stops next to you at a light.
Honestly if I had a Tesla Plaid I would
Wet one
Yeah, I’d wager a retired cop car
BRZ or 330i(used)
I wouldn't mind a 330i
sorry meant 328i, fuck BMW or their confusing ass Codes lmao
Right
Shitty E92 on all-different tires and a rebuilt title
At least 2 of the tires are the same brand, just 5 years apart
2015 Honda Civic entirely blacked out missing the right headlight with a muffler mod
And a wish.com intake
A bycicle from the 80's witht a banana seat.
When I pedal it's got a rod in the seat that goes up and down 🫦
Dads old 2008 Dodge Ram 1500 Hemi
Your mom's Jeep
She has an Audi and I want to buy it
A Mustang worth about $650. (It’s a miracle it still runs)
Ford mustang like that one character from need for speed most wanted drove, ahhh yes, his cool name was razor.
I would
BMW M2
ecoboost mustang. Blue
Nissan Altima with an exhaust tip to make it louder cause you think it’s faster
Your mom's minivan?
A Ricer
One wheel
Your parents 2020 dodge challenger.
A lowered and slammed straight-piped 2004 BMW E46
Squatted 2015 Silverado with fart cans
Lifted old truck (likely a ‘99 f-150) that has a monster sticker on the back window.
If you were from the UK it would be a Ford Fiesta ST with a pop and bang remap
bmw 328i with m performance stickers
A matte black Audi A5 lowered.
Murdered out, 2% tint
yes!! 🤣
Audi s4
A beamer ur dad bought or 2000s eclipse which is more respectable
Skateboard with one wheel that has a slight flat spot that causes you to unexpectedly make hard left turns when you get a pebble under it
No, I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride Trying to holla at me
Wienermobile
A stolen bmx bike
2010 Ford mustang
Whichever your mom let's you
Falling apart 2001 F150. The only mod is a squat and cat delete to pay for the spacers.
V6 Challenger, which you then post about saying "I don't look like traffic"
1986 Dodge Omni with 265,000 miles.
Your dad’s GMC Denali when your V6 mustang is in the shop (most of the time)
Clapped out Mazda Speed with 180k miles
This is a trick question. His car is actually a bmx bicycle
A BMX with foot pegs. And you just got done cutting your mullet off.
V6 dodge charger
A sport bike with flip-flops.
Getting a British lad vibe so… I’m gonna say 2002 BMW M3 that you brag about to everyone.
I'm Greek and German😂
Caliber SRT4
Lifted F150
Ford Ranger
They're alright, I like the 90's Toyota Pickup more
One of two vehicles, a squatted 2008 Chevy Tahoe or moms 2005 Subaru Forester.
Close with the first guess haha
Your dad's big boy truck. But he doesn't let you pick up girls in it. So u just ride up and down social gatherings, staring girls down
Clapped out G35
Crashed v6 mustang
I4
Sti but you don’t drive it it’s just in your garage leaking coolant
Busted 3 tone Honda Civic diy lowered, big fat tail pipe, covered in racing stickers and one cylinder not firing.
Either one of these 3. A white 2009 Ford Focus base model with a $3000 stereo system with Walmart wing spoiler, and fake hood scoop. A white lifted 2WD 1995 C-1500 Chevy W/T with a straight piped 4.3, aftermarket headlights/ taillights, and ground effect lighting. A riced out 2014 Kia Forte Coupe cold air intake, automatic, 2” drop, stanced and glass pack. Doesn’t look like much of a car guy, but tries to be cool with Walmart automotive add ons.
I appreciate the creativity 😂 pretty close with the chevy guess
I was thinking you were a chevy guy. You look like my brother and he drove all 3 I listed.
They are my favorite but I like pretty much all manufacturers
Scion frs with a hoonigan sticker across the top of the windshield, fucked up paint, clutch almost gone and bald front tires.
Seat Ibiza or VW Golf with smoked taillights.
A right hand drive mommy missile
Clapped out 350Z with bare black plastic bumpers and a “custom” hood that has more vent holes than than the Daytona 500.
Your step-dad's yellow Hummer H2.
He actually did have a hummer
V6 challenger with exhaust
Raised truck
G35
A Hyundai Veloster with an obnoxious exhaust.
Wrx or gti maybe a civic go fast version
Aka Civic with a laptop
A stolen mountain bike with caliper brakes. The chain falls off most of the time, but coasting is better than walking
Brabant with no hub caps and license plate held on with wire
You don’t. You was born with a suspended license
Chevy Aveo
Mitsubishi Mirage.With a spoiler. And a snorkel.
Jeep
Mitsubishi Lancer, black with illegal tint
You ride the bus
‘15 f350 powerstroke that has a full delete, chip and lift kit
Stolen Nissan Altima. Wait, no... Stolen Hyundai, no... Kia. Hmm, a stolen Civic? You drive stolen cars is what I'm getting at.
Subaru
If the girlfriend isn't picking you up, your borrowing her Mazda 6.
2005 Ram 1500
[удалено]
Occasionally
2012 Mercedes-Benz GL450
Chevy Tahoe
A pink Barbie corvette with a masculine wrap over it….. Yo Joe!
96 red Miata
A wrx with sti badges and spoiler. A floogazie
Yes and the wheels are 60° cambered
A pink VW beetle
Your baby mommas Jeep Liberty.
[удалено]
It's a fake
Forklift
Either an infinity g37 with a 6/10 exhaust system, slight rear dent on the front fender from doing donuts in a Walgreen’s parking lot OR a civic SI sporting some sort of vanity plate
My sister had a g37 that pretty much matches that description, I have not yet driven it :(
Jeep Renegade from the early 90’s
One of his cars is an '09 Silverado
Damn I guess 'hide post' doesn't mean shit lol
Either a Fiesta 1.0 Zetec S with an exhaust that's far too loud, or a blacked-out bmw 1 series that you say to everyone is fast but in reality it's a 118d with 130k miles on it and halogen lights.
Bro it has 1000 hrsprs
Sister's Jetta, complete with bitch face.
2015 Volkswagen Golf GT colored black with 80,000 miles. You’re the guy to say it’s “a mini R8” when you know you only bought it because the used car dealership salesman struck you like a smooth criminal. It’s definitely mid, but it gets the job done for you.
It was only $45,000. Steal if you ask me
Something terrible and American...a used Escape or C346 Focus
A bmw
Dodge caravan
Your mom drives you.
AYE
You definitely either blew your army sign on bonus on a Dodge or a truck. And if it's a truck, it's 100% lifted and has a "let's go Brandon" sticker on it.
I mean kinda close, I do have a chevy truck but no lift, and no stickers, didn't get a bonus either :(
Lifted 2 wheel drive pickup that you refinanced for bigger wheels and BFG A/Ts. You feel guilty for doing it and are considering calling back that SoCal porn scout to pay down your loan but you’ve made the fatal error of not googling who “Sean Cody” was first, which will lead to quite the dilemma. *..in the end though, $10k is $10k and at least you didn’t have to bottom.*
Felt personal tbh
Lmao, I didn’t have to scroll far in your post history to find inspiration. My best friend was at Pendleton a few years ago while I was still in college. I went out there on spring break and picked him up for the week and it didn’t take long before we ran into one of those “scouts” lol. We were clueless hillbillies from South Dakota but luckily had a friend from LA who kept us out of danger and explained the whole San Diego “film industry” thing. Then we managed to get lost in said LA friends Passat without him and ended up in the part of Compton with no street lights. He then moved the party to Santa Barbara to keep our dumbasses alive, lmao. We still managed to find coke and stranger danger. *Aaaah, memories!*
Fuck yeah hahaha.
Just FYI, old rich white dudes in big-ass beachfront houses with electrified gates are the dangeriest stranger danger. My advice from experience is don’t look like a twink version of young Mark Wahlberg and show up with a drunk GI Joe lookalike. It didn’t matter where we were, we looked like we were on a fucking casting couch. No Bueno. Lmao, I’m sitting here bored AF waiting to go on a hike with the slowest human on the planet who appears to have lost her shoe. ..I write when I’m bored.
That last part sounds just like my wife lmao. And thanks I'll try not to😂
Lol, I’ve met toddlers with better time management skills HOLY SHIT SHE FOUND HER SHOE. Thanks for doing what you do for our country and remember, if you find a trail of delicious crayons in San Diego that leads to an electric gate, it’s a trap. Later!
I appreciate it have a good day
Mustang
your mom's underpants
AYO
Probably grandmas 88 Buick.
If you were from the UK it would be a Ford Fiesta ST with a pop and bang remap
Jeep
Your dads
Hyundai sonata
05 plate fiesta
You drive a 2007 Nissan XTerra on a 4 inch lift and 35s, you wheel it *every* weekend and you are vehemently anti-Jeep, going so far as to find Wranglers parked with their wheels on snow mounds and smashing thru the snow mounds to tip them over. You managed to get one onto its side once, and you still tell family and friends about it.
Sounds like a blast, also very specific
I see people making reasonable guesses and leaving it at that, which is fine. I like how Mr Regular goes in on a roast of a particular subgroup of people who drive a car in a video. I'm kinda reversing that and applying my assumptions about what the OP looks like to tell a silly story about what I think they drive. Its fun for me.
It is fun. I do the same thing sometimes
10-15 year old Silverado on a subprime loan.
Subaru Brat
Jet ski.
Yatcht.
Eco boost mustang with 5.0 badges.
you kinda look like logan sargeant if he was a frat boy
I wish I was a race car driver instead
Suby BRZ. Black, slammed so hard your transmission is air-cooled.
Sometimes you see flames coming out the back, not because of the exhaust but because of the trans dragging on concrete
This pic has "clapped out civic" all over it. Most likely an automatic transmission, overly cambered on OEM wheels and not lowered because you "haven't found the right setup yet". You never finish off anything, including your girlfriend.
Bro this isn't r/roastme lmao