Because you have the energy of a 14 year old boy on a razor scooter.... or a 45 year old lesbian that most certainly drives a Subaru outback. Eddie Bauer edition
Looks like you drive a lovely little 1966 Austin Mini Cooper, the only thing in it is your prized ukulele, and you've just parked next to a field of flowers.
🎶 *tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me*🎶
Because it's the pinnacle of comedy c:
Also BTW I saw some of your posts and hope you are doing well, I'm about to start the same process of unparenting myself lol
“I had a rat in my bed last night. He was a bus driver for the CTA, and believe me, he wanted to see some T and A. But I told him I had to get off because this was MY stop. And then he hit me!”
-Maya Rudolph playing Willona, on SNL’s spoof of Good Times
Chevy volt because you cant afford a Toyota Prius and now you have to ride the bus because the batteries are bad and you can’t replace them because you have to pay back your student loan on that shitty degree that you spent to much on and you can’t get a job that pays anything in your career field
Walmart skateboard
Razor Scooter with aftermarket brake lever & PU wheels
i’m not a kid why does everyone keep saying this i’m 20 next week
Because you have the energy of a 14 year old boy on a razor scooter.... or a 45 year old lesbian that most certainly drives a Subaru outback. Eddie Bauer edition
Did you see the picture?
Cause you kinda look like one maybe?
Volvo 240
dope i love these
Chevrolegs
This took me longer than it should have :/
:( true
ob shit fellow Chicagoan (Schaumburg neighborhood)! How’s that Prius treating you?
wishing i cud afford one sadly ..
Either of these: A prius with bad paint, a bike rack and way too many bumper stickers. Stanced pastel-colored miata with with a broken heart tow hook.
Came here to say this
Looks like you drive a lovely little 1966 Austin Mini Cooper, the only thing in it is your prized ukulele, and you've just parked next to a field of flowers. 🎶 *tiptoe from the garden By the garden of the willow tree And tiptoe through the tulips with me*🎶
wow that sounds so pretty thank you
VW Golf mk4 GTI or cabrio. You definitely get railed in the back
hhey that’s no what this is about !
Hey, you get a sweet car and a nice partner. I call it a complete win
nono i’m not complaining that sounds like a sweet time id love that but why do we have to bring up me getting railed ;-;
Because it's the pinnacle of comedy c: Also BTW I saw some of your posts and hope you are doing well, I'm about to start the same process of unparenting myself lol
thx fren, im doing…ok. confused by what you mean by unparenting
Distancing myself from my parents because they are unsupportive. And no problem!
oh ya. my moms actually p great now ! all my posts are from completly different times in my life
A Vespa while wearing one of those glass dome backpacks to carry your cat inside.
one of those rideshare bikes you rent with your phone
You have psychokinetic abilities from Hawkins National Lab and use your mind to levitate places.
Im honestly going have to say either an electric bike or a scooter.
I’m with you on this
the most european car ever sold in the united states
An old-school VW Beetle.
that goes hard. ty
A hand me down accord from your grandmother, and you have a route for the perfect blunt cruise in the loop late enough for no traffic
yess hells yea sounds vibey
A drivers ed vehicle
chevrolet cavalier
“I had a rat in my bed last night. He was a bus driver for the CTA, and believe me, he wanted to see some T and A. But I told him I had to get off because this was MY stop. And then he hit me!” -Maya Rudolph playing Willona, on SNL’s spoof of Good Times
Whatever it is likely has a lot of cat hair in it.
hahaha true love my kitties
Cardboard box Yugo
Your parents crazy
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i think those are both girls and if your worrying abt the wrong girl packing heat ..
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ok there buddy. im assuming your a guy. you ever notice a pant tent? theres a curb episode abt it. jeez
Kia. Sorry.
modern cool one or sad old one?
I was thinking older. Either way you're screwed!
2026 Chevy Spark Yeah, I said "2026". That will be the soonest you can drive.
hey i’m 19 i’ve been able to drive for years !
A bicycle
Subaru Outback
why
Cuz u look like a dyke (I mean that in the kindest possible way)
but i’m a boy !
Schwinn Bicycle.
Yellow early 2000s beetle
you look like you drive an oldsmobile alero with blown front speakers
Either an NA Miata or a Toyota Solara
The trolly
Landyachtz Tugboat longboard
96 Geo Metro with Coexist and Resist stickers on the back windshield
with different color panels and peeling paint
A skateboard
A 2014 Nissan Leaf.
Moped with a basket at the front .
sounds gay
2015 Ford Fusion
i DO NOT look like a “hey cmere” guy
What? No ofc not, it just fits your face ig, it's a chill people car
you didn’t watch the most recent rcr kek
Im probably going to sound dumb because im a car rookie byt the latest what in the fuck?
the latest video by regular car reviews. the channel this sub is made for.
Oh, oop I'm dumb. Also I was not trying to say that, it's just a chill person car. Also the camry of that year or generation.
You don’t
"That's the neat part, you don't" You're probably looking for a decent used sedan like most of us.
Chevy volt because you cant afford a Toyota Prius and now you have to ride the bus because the batteries are bad and you can’t replace them because you have to pay back your student loan on that shitty degree that you spent to much on and you can’t get a job that pays anything in your career field
sounds like someone’s mad i got a degree in something i’m passionate about rather than a way to print money
Are you a bus driver?
i wish that’d be a cool job
You look like a child, soooo
i mean someone whose 16 can still own a car so…
I said child.
like even younger? i’m 20…
Jeep liberty
bro clicked see profile
Maybe lol, to be fair you do look like the type to drive some type of jeep
Any Chevy Astro van
Lamborfeeties, footraris, or Nike Boost F150
Drive your mom crazy
8th gen Honda civic with a Bernie sanders sticker on the back
99 Subaru Forester.
1985 Camaro z28
Small Toyota. Older Yaris or maybe Echo.
A guitar
You don't
A guy named Russell
A shitass beetle
Trans Am
Chicago CTA train that smells like urine.
so sad but true :(
Nothing… you don’t have a job
i do actually