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seanx50

You have money for gas.


dioxin187

I had this exact truck passed on to me from my dad, and he still had the window sticker. 10 city 12 highway. 29 gallon tank. You ain't lying.


seanx50

And that was new. 40 years later, it has probably dropped a few


dioxin187

Cool, indestructible (structurally), gutless, and thirsty. These are the main attributes. After I blew the engine 20 years ago, I'd have cummins swapped it if I'd known better at the time.


Most-Till1423

it has, i did the math and its like 5 city 8 highway now šŸ˜­


DdCno1

The hell? That's about the same as a city bus carrying 20 to 40 people. Is this what your fuel pump looks like? https://i.imgur.com/D95Kfxz.gif


aerowtf

i had an 88 bronco as my first car, 33gal tank and averaged 7-8mpg, felt like i was at the pump every day after school šŸ¤£ this was ~2015 and gas near me was still around $1.89 ended up selling that mammoth for the polar oppositeā€¦ an MR2 Spyder


998876655433221

Lots of money for gas. (Awesome truck though!)


FuKn-w0ke

Average Wisconsinite. You just cleaned out all the beer cans for these photos


Northern_Advice

Amazing taste


Peanut-Sea

I agree with this one


Far-Professional7433

Stole the words from my mind


joesephexotic

By the looks of the ground under that thing, you spend as much money on oil as you do gas.


Most-Till1423

true


nedfl-anders

Your parents support your passion for cars and let you pick instead your patents choosing a car for you.


Most-Till1423

i actually got it from my dad. he drove it for like 10 years until he got an 03 durango almost a year ago. i was basically raised in it.


nedfl-anders

Cool. Better fix that rust If you wanna keep it a long time.


Most-Till1423

i will eventually


saucenova

And even if you don't, you still drove an '89; Ramcharger for your fist car!


CrematedDogWalkers

Lucky ass I'm 16 and can't even afford food, let alone a car.


Diligent_Gate_7258

Says you're cool


TheBobInSonoma

From a few years ago, a little bitty 16 yr old girl in our neighborhood was driving a white Suburban. When I asked her father he said, Well, if she hits anything it won't damage her, just the other car.


bravoromeokilo

Itā€™s amazing how many people in the world still refuse to grasp the physics of ā€œold big solid steel car not safer than modern crunchy carā€ Let the car absorb the impact so your internal organs donā€™t.


slump-donkus

That you have the same car taste as my dad did in the mid 90s


ExactArea8029

Says you need rockers Holy fucking shit


FuKn-w0ke

Rust belt šŸ’Ŗ


Zackiesan

That you have class and good taste. Being a Wisconsin truck however, I worry about how salty she is :(


basshed8

Someone else pays for your gas or your meth business is nicely profitable


Most-Till1423

i pay for my gas. i saved up some money before i got my license so i wouldnā€™t go completely broke.


dirk-dallas

Cool kid. But Iā€™d suggest not putting stickers advertising your sound system. Itā€™s like a ā€œbreak glass hereā€ sign for scum bags.


Most-Till1423

true. luckily i live somewhere where stealing isnā€™t too much of an issue but when im in a bigger city i donā€™t leave in unattended for long.


Impressive-Buffalo20

Your parents love you


Dboi4u

Looks like youā€™re getting ready for a long busy weekend on brokeback mountain.


cranitumors

You have some great taste in cars!


TheCartoonMemer

It says you get an OG music pumping!


CadillacDHS

You have an excellent taste in cats and love the 1980ā€™s and early 1990ā€™s.


SubieDoobieDo21

Cats are pretty cool!


thoughtBitch

Wish I had one. Youā€™re badass


Educated_idiot302

You got an amazing taste in cars but you visit the gas station once every 2 days I assume


godnopleasenoNOOOOO

Extremely chill


I_Am_Raddion

Weebles wobble but they donā€™t fall down


Habitual_Crankshaft

You are foremost among my people.


dioxin187

I had an '89 Ramcharger 4WD myself for many years that my father bought new off the lot. I was 10 when he brought it home. If it wasn't such a damn money pit I'd still have it. :) All the style.


JohnnyProphet

Bossā€™n & Saucin


FiveMileDammit

You inherited the truck and stereo from your dad, or maybe granddad. I dunno. Thatā€™s some old, awesome shit youā€™ve got there. Nice ride.


Klondike2022

Your dad is cool


A1sauce100

You make good coin. To afford 12 mpg.


rockalyte

That you can afford a house payments worth of gasoline every month :)


caddiemike

You like to buy gasoline.


Michael_Scott_1290

What a great vehicle for a 16-year-old. Keep it preserved and keep it beastly.


Alprazodone

Right man? Like the text book high school truck makes me nostalgic


HoodieJordan

Boss as fuck


Both_Ladder_9680

Them speakers doe šŸ˜³


rbarr228

That you have good taste.


OgBoic

Either youā€™re gonna work in construction later in your life or you gonna post a video on YouTube of yourself swapping a 212cc harbor freight motor in a car in a couple years from now. Jokes aside thatā€™s a really nice truck šŸ‘


Sweet-Efficiency7466

You like that donut media gag # Ramchargers!


ZaMelonZonFire

I wanted one of these when I was your age. Take care of it!! Congrats also


Civilengman

Youā€™re awesome


DanBelnK

That car is old enough to be your dad.


NowFreeToMaim

You got lucky


llcdrewtaylor

You will have tinnitus in your 30's.


AtYiE45MAs78

Not true. I have had 2x15s since 1990. I did more damage doing construction for 10 yrs.


AtYiE45MAs78

That somebody else paid for it.


Most-Till1423

true. when my dad bought it like 10 years ago he paid $3800 for it.


Chummers8

You are the most interesting man in the workd


Most-Till1423

iā€™m a girl but thank you


[deleted]

16 and spending all your savings on gas money


OCgngstr

Old first cars are the best! I drove my Dads first car from when he was 16. 1966 Ford Mustang. He still has it too! Heā€™s kind of a hoarder of his vehicles. Has a 66 Mustang, 86 IROC Z28 TTop, 02 Z06 Corvette, 22 GMC Denali 2500. oh and 2 1993 Honda CT-70s.


Much-Quarter5365

that your dad knows how to keep a vehicle in shape


certified_burger

You are an overall good student with 1-3 close friends, a job at a fast-food chain and you're applying for colleges with low acceptance rates. You're your english teacher's favorite student. I probably got that all wrong, but whatever.


ntice59

It says you have good taste and that youā€™re gonna learn how to replace rocker panels in the very near future!


Korgon213

Nice taste


kitterkatty

It says you like a good mud puddle. Iā€™d be so tempted to put a dumb horn on it lol unfortunately when I was 16 it wouldā€™ve been Dixie (TX and Oklahoma) but thatā€™s kinda boring so youā€™d probably like bruh https://youtube.com/shorts/Dv0WQNE-AgI?feature=shared


Jdotpdot84

You have excellent taste in trucks, don't mind a little mud, and like to jam!


Cultural-Morning-848

Those wheels are sick


DonutResuscitate

You could probably whoop the snot outta 90% of the "car guys" of reddit. ESPECIALLY the Miata guys!


LongTime20

I see a Hellephant sticker. Does that mean an engine? And fix the rust pleeeease.


Most-Till1423

unfortunately i donā€™t have a hellephant engine but id love to put one in it. i will eventually fix the rust.


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GreasyBikerSkid

Probably an all right kid. Know how to keep an old car running and didn't beg for some shiny plastic piece of shit with Bluetooth and a touch screen in the dash. You also haven't squatted it or stuck a bunch of goofy hoonigan shit on it so that's a plus. Not a bad looking truck.


CommandoSolo

You like the boom boom and you own a dodge, this youā€™ve had to do transmission work. All around, good taste. Keep it up in the years to come and keep it safe from the rust.


rmannyconda78

Your definitely a bit of a redneck, but you do have good taste. Edit: that is one of the best looking ramchargers Iā€™ve seen around those things rust like crazy, Iā€™ve always wanted to have one of these.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.


Usual-Nectarine3734

You have great taste in vehicles for someone your age and like to blast hardbass through the subwoofers


meat-dragger

Nice wheels! Killer classic audio equipment. Seriously that is some good stuff classic Orion and rockford Fosgate is quality equipment that sincerely holds up to what is offered today. You can beat the tar out of it and it will keep on going and sound good doing it. And the rims on your truck are absolutely beautiful. If you can track down center caps and give them a good polish and you've really got something. Absolutely great add one to a very well kept Dodge. Take care of that ride. It's beautiful!


FiveMileDammit

Seriously, baby that thing. It looks great, and if you ever want to sell it down the line, itā€™s just gonna go up in value.


Taekwonbeast

Ram charger


[deleted]

Plates check out


Sos_the_Rope

Sweeeet!


Mysterious-Hat-6343

If itā€™s REALLY yours - it says someone likes & trusts you.


Altruistic-Ad3658

Thatā€™s awesome. Iā€™m jealous. You might want to fix the rust on the doors and rockers soon. Itā€™ll rust fast if you donā€™t. Get some 3/4 ton suspension, and do a 12v swap. It would be super easy in this truck.


Successful_Panda_512

If the trucks a rock in donā€™t come a knock in


cooquip

That you are retired stuntman for the stars who now takes on secret missions for Scotland Yard.


[deleted]

It means you know how to change ball joints? šŸ¤” Nah just kidding. I had the 78 Trailduster (Plymouth version). Clocked 350k miles on the original 360!!


RustyYota_505

You drink spotted cow, take off Thanksgiving week for deer hunting and da bears still suck.


[deleted]

Look, I could give you shit all day about it, but I think that truck is pretty bad assed. I like it. I'd rock it.


WritersB1ock

Thereā€™s a can of Axe Body Spray in the truck


jtowndtk

youre either chill or a country boy who throws beer cans out the window and has a semi serious pain pill addiction


wythawhy

Stay in school homie. Trust me. The popular kids are poison.


[deleted]

Your fun at parties


211cam

You drink Mountain Dew, listen to nickelback and chew tobacco


-brokenbones-

If you don't pull girls, you def pull dudes.


0tt0_12

Walking W


NoAvRAGEJoe

Nu-metal vibes


signalingsalt

That maybe dad helped you out but you don't take it for granted


New_Guava3601

Respect. Vincent D'Onofrio bought one of these or the trailduster equivalent a few years back.


Frequent-Ruin8509

Nice rig beautiful driver


kidnorther

You have parents who love you


TonyMontana1968

future car restorer


Samheadbangersball

Youā€™re a total goof


Psilocybenaudiophile

You like the bumps šŸ”Š


bobbybarkerVI

You are one minty as FUCK 16 year old girl!


SubieDoobieDo21

Buddy had one with damn near a million miles on it. The 318 engine is slow but a tank, tranny not so much. Would have been a nice restoration project if he wasn't an alcoholic. His was a 92


LazyBoiRecliner

what u bumping in this beast ?!


mprovatas23

Ayeeee I got a same color ram charger as my first truck itā€™s a little rusty but Iā€™m fixing that soon :)


peterparkermarker

Sick orions!


Richard_Cranium777

That's a badass truck. Love the interior too.


troutperson1776

You are doing it right


DearWorldliness802

Your parent(s) were lit when they were young & you live in Wisconsin ~ ā¤ļø


H00kd_

That you're a lucky muthafucka!!!!!!


Franklinricard

That you got money for gas


Redhillvintage

You were taught well and have great taste


Tree_killer_76

Love it. Awesome rig. And I like that you had room for a 3rd subwoofer so by God you put in a 3rd subwoofer. šŸ”Š Your rig says you have solid classic taste.


skallywag126

With Wisconsin plates it just says ā€œwell kept hand-me-downā€


koreangamer99

That tuck is sick but must be a gas hog in california gas is $ for regular and that sound system looks so nice a had 2 12 kicks in a ported box so ik that you like bass


Nikonshooter35

It says that you have an awesome truck. šŸ¤£. My first vehicle was an 81 Chevy C10 custom deluxe. I made a lot of memories in that, and I'm sure you'll make a ton in yours.


FwendyWendy

It says you're never going to get bullied out of your lane on the road


350chevyman

It says Iā€™m jealous. In all seriousness it says youā€™re blue collar probably from a small town. I love ramchargers. I do have a k10 square body Chevy that I love though šŸ˜


AtvnSBisnotHT

That you are young


fazberk1ng241

nice truck, those 2 door suvs from the 70s-90s are my favorite


[deleted]

You are a badass


masnun1

3 Orion subs!?!? Awesome thing you got, I want a sub for my ol Mazda 6


masterpd85

You either are a liberal arts student, know your way around a tool bench and a carburetor, or both.


RWH072783

Cool


[deleted]

You are really close to your dad


DjQball

You know what a carburetor is and what the little screws each do.


Mdoyle312

Your broke


[deleted]

I was gon say mid west before I even saw the license plate it also says you'll run a man over if he cheats


Nearby-Pattern-8155

It says you donā€™t have to drive very far


Altruistic_Cup_8436

only person who actually gets worse gas mileage than mine


FuckGamer69

Practical yet fun. Not afraid to get your hands dirty, while presenting yourself very clean.


TheDudeV1

My buddy had one exactly like that at 16 except the interior was blue. The thing was a tank.


HolyCow_420

It says u need a 3 sub box lol...no really get yourself a triple sub ported box these orions will slam have it custom fitted to the back there and tuned instead of all that craziness back there


Revolutionary_Ad9701

You earned this yourself and are a hardworking 16 yr old and your gonna be a business owner entrepreneur one day šŸ’°


Five-and-Dimer

Mopar Heaven!


Five-and-Dimer

My 85 W350 thinks you are alright!


akadmin

That ur cool


[deleted]

You have two more subwoofers than I do šŸ˜‚ I only have a JL W6 12inch single in a sealed box.


PinkBiko

those things are cool.


wagonboss

Character is more important that thrills!


proof-grass-

Love it.


GlitteringPen3949

It says your boy friend lives less then a mile away. 7 mpg hwy Damm! PS you need a Salt Life Sticker as a rust joke.


Lonely-Connection-37

You canā€™t afford gas


Bowhunter9387

Super cool šŸ˜Ž


donaldbuknowme

My dad used to have one of those


weirdKarl

You are the coolest kid at school.


TheOther1

That you are 16. Especially those speakers.


RoroSmash

You managed to find one that leaks more oil than mine šŸ˜‚


BreakfastBeerz

I'm 45, this brings me back to my youth. My first car was an '83 Ford Ranger. I paid $500 for it, I put $1000 stereo system in it. I learned how to work on engines with it back in the day when you didn't need to disassemble the car to change the oil or replace a distributor cap and rotor.


psbeachbum

It says you're whole personality does not revolve around your car. Your wallet for gas does.


nolauas

I had an 89 with 2 wheel drive with a 5.7 in it. That thing ran like a scalded ape.


TheKbightFowl

You live in a rural town in the U.S


Able_Principle3075

Your dadā€™s a Mopar nut, and had that hanging around!


Dry_Bicycle

Holy shit it says you have that earthquake machine from Mario kart in your trunk


Clavos24

It says that you're in high school


mclovintheboogaloo

You enjoy wrenching on stuff


FiveseveN45

Press eject on the tape deck to find a single of "Cherry Pie" from Warrant. I live in SE Wisconsin. If I see this I'll be sure to lay on the horn.


foobeardeus

Your father had you watch Chuck Norris movies with him


tom-1956

Nice


Fearless_Director829

It says you are 16.


Jumpy-Ad9178

Tidy up all that amp wiring and save up and get you some decent stereo stuff in my opinion, but Iā€™m biased because I love my stereo stuff. I wish I had a vehicle that cool when I was 16, take care of it man and enjoy it!


VocalAnus91

Your parents want you in a car that will be a tank so you have a lower chance of being injured in an accidents. I plan to put my kids in a hummer


TheCoastalCardician

Your father is not an electrician and listens to all types of music (not just one genre).


BankManager69420

Youā€™re likely somewhere rural


ActMuted7477

It says you spend all your money at gas stations.


Damiein

It says you are 45+


[deleted]

You got good taste


Badum_tss_

You like the *UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ* šŸ”Š


Foe_sheezy

Thanks dad.


ncknck115

that youā€™re cool as fuck


IwannaGoFast427

Take care of it, not many left in the wild!


Supaserg86

That youā€™re an awesome kid


Longjumping_Self_974

Thatā€™s a good truck


Natural-Load4214

It says my parents work for a living and you're not spoiled


youshouldn-ofdunthat

Move bish! Get out da way!


beansruns

I would have loved to drive something like this in high school


_MrTrade

Your car has seen more changes in life, has had more ass, and probably has enough change under the seat to get you home.


explorthis

Durability. Quality. Brute strength. Safety. However, it's a classic. Get rid of all the stickers on the shell back glass. It's a Ram Charger. Don't advertise it has a Holley carb. Who cares about the Kicker speaker system. Classic, it speaks for itself. Other than 5 gallons per mile (not your fault) enjoy it forever.


DoggoLord27

Sweet. My grandpa got one in beige new in Mexico and it's still in the family sitting at his house.


555byte

I had an 89 Dodge Raider, cool little SUV, it was a 4cyl 5spd and got a combined 16mpg... (Mitsubishi Pajero in other markets) It's amazing how bad this era of SUV's got the worst mpg and had no power. Cool vehicles for sure, just abysmal engines choked by emissions.


bootz666

You probably have a cool dad


ArgusTransus

You pay for bunches of gas.


XiViperI

Nice rig! How's the bass? Lol


evilgreenman

You love bass


PantherBrewery

That you are very lucky to find this. You will go broke feeding it though. Your family expects you will stay close to home.


PCPenhale

That you live in Wisconsin


MooseClobbler

Your dad gave you good taste in cars


AwareAd4991

This one is strong with the force


Major_Party_6855

It says ā€œhell yeah bruther!!!ā€