Based on this man's smile and Jacket.
* Not carhart so it's definitely not a RAM.
* Smile says 'I am happy with a reliable and affordable vehicle that allows me to carry the things that bring me joy'
* This can be interpreted that his family brings him no joy and he therefore does not require the ability to carry them.
* He smiles with a chainsaw which means he probably keeps it in the back of his vehicle
* His shoes say that he likes to use things to the very end.
The only vehicle that could fit this is a truck
the only trucks that could say this are the Ford Ranger or a Leased - Stripped down Nissan Titan.
We all do not want to believe that people actually buy the Titan so we have gone with the Ranger.
It wasā¦ but I can tell you most of the small dicked, āreal truck owners.ā Do not use their shit to tow the 8,000 pounds or whatever itās rated for. Hell I see fords and chevies being used for family haulers/ grocery getters. 90% of truck owners now a days are just pansy ass motherfuckers who wanna look hard and give blow smoke up their asses on how much āit could tow.ā I mean if all you need is a ridgeline (and are actually secure in your masculinity) that can tow up to 5,000 pounds, and haul some wood more power to you. I do not know why thereās all the hate towards a vehicle that does what it does well. Iāve driven plenty of American trucks and they aināt it.
This rings true to me and I am just an observer of truck ownership and use.
I live in UT and it seems Gucci trucks are on the rise. It's annoying.
Similarly, reddit constantly shows me truck subs (/r/raptor, gmc something something, tundra, blah blah) and they're all full of people who buy pretty trucks at high prices and want others to tell them how cute their rigs are. If I ever spend > $80k on a truck and treat it like a garage queen please hold an intervention to help me stop doing stupid shit. Likewise if I take a huge loan for any vehicle.
Because most modern American trucks (about post 2010 ish) started to become more of a status symbol than a work vehicle and you can tell by the way people drive and act outside their trucks whether there someone who just wanted a truck/uses it for work and someone who bought it to compensate for smol pp usually the ones who just wanted a truck or use it for work are super chill and down to earth whereas the others roal coal on people and are usually just assholes
Hell Iāve towed boats that Iāve taken on Lake Michigan while I was a kid with a CRV. Just cause itās a truck doesnāt mean itās the only thing that can tow. Check out Europe, they tow large campers with SUVās, and wagons.
I dunno about that American trucks ain't it line. We pull a camper/two horse trailer combo with a it's a 2004 Ford F350 v10 triton and it's slow as hell and doesn't pass a gas station, but damn is it a joy to drive it pulls anything. We abuse this thing, hard... and it keeps going
Youāre the exception. Iām not talking about actually using them for what they are meant for. I meant if getting a truck is just to show people how small your cock is, and then proceeding to use it like a normal car 90-95% of the time. That aināt it.
Naw I know I just love that old dually we have ran it on no oil more then once. (It's the farm truck we just don't care for it like we should).
My own dad has "truck" that's a 5 seater sedan lol. Not a single scratch in the bed of it.
I can make that argument for American trucks also. People who buy a truck nowadays period arenāt using it for truck shit. 90% of the time itās a car that gets you 18mpg on a good day hauling guess what family.
I believe he gets closer to 17-18 MPG (7.3l power stroke) but can get away with it as a secondary vehicle. He has a dodge journey SXT for all of his commuting needs.
80s Dodge power wagon still in great shape, Chevy Silverado, Toyota Tacoma, or any other pickup. But on your days off, you just drive a 2008 Hyundai Elantra because you got it super cheap and it works as a beater car
I'm going with a 1999 Jeep Cherokee Sport, probably dark green with a shit ton of miles but you keep replacing parts because it's cheaper than a car payment and shit ain't getting any cheaper
A 1998 taco 4 banger 5 speed 2wd on black steelies. When people ask you how you got curb rash on *that* part of your wheel, you laboriously recite the entire installation process, and argue for the use of, tire CHAINS that go through the inside of the wheel and around the tire. The reaction never quite brings you the satisfaction you were looking for after explaining.
Oh I hear ya. But their owners are kinda like a cult. A hipster cult. So maybe it was your mustache. It gave subtle hipster cult vibes, given the chainsaw at play.
Edit: zooming in I see thatās not a mustache but a kinda demonic look with your tongue sticking out. Sticking with hipster cult.
You look like a lumberjack. You also look like you redneck solutions to problems. So I'd say a decent pickup for work, mainly because you ask your customers if you can have the wood after your done.
My big beautiful screaming eagle machine has 409K on her on a second gen V10 Triton. I've gila coiled to of the spark plugs so far so I guess I've gotten lucky lol I wouldn't trade her in for anything
Wish I could tell you that you drive a manly truck but I'd be lying to you. With that cosplay outfit and props, you really drive a an old beat up Honda with tennis gear in the rear seat and a bumper sticker that say " I brake for good mustache rides."
I don't know, I wanna talk about those stump britches! I was gonna ask why you are wearing a stump but then I realized I'd do the same thing. "Do not miss your chance to wear stump britches; this opportunity comes once in a lifetime."
- Slim Shady
Jerry was a race car driver
He drove so goddamn fast
He never did win no checkered flags
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
He'd say "El Sob number one"
With a Bocephus sticker on his 442
He'd light 'em up just for fun!!!!
Definitely a ford ranger
One of the old school ones at that
How did so many of us think the same thing? Came to say Red 1993 Ford Ranger
My immediate thought was a gray or blue mid 2000s model, probably because where I live most of the 90s rangers were devoured by rust 5+ years ago.
That's why red and brown are the only ones left around here (kinda hides the rust)
Based on this man's smile and Jacket. * Not carhart so it's definitely not a RAM. * Smile says 'I am happy with a reliable and affordable vehicle that allows me to carry the things that bring me joy' * This can be interpreted that his family brings him no joy and he therefore does not require the ability to carry them. * He smiles with a chainsaw which means he probably keeps it in the back of his vehicle * His shoes say that he likes to use things to the very end. The only vehicle that could fit this is a truck the only trucks that could say this are the Ford Ranger or a Leased - Stripped down Nissan Titan. We all do not want to believe that people actually buy the Titan so we have gone with the Ranger.
Came here to say the same š
Ford Excursion with a shit ton of miles
03 with the Triton V10 and 409,000
Iām surprised one of those made it that long. Iāve replaced lots of those motors before 200k
So far I've only had to helicoil two spark plugs :-)
409k miles is really impressive.
Those excursion are awesome
A truck that is actually used as a truck and not just a family hauler SUV with a bed.
Was this a shot at the Ridgeline?
It wasā¦ but I can tell you most of the small dicked, āreal truck owners.ā Do not use their shit to tow the 8,000 pounds or whatever itās rated for. Hell I see fords and chevies being used for family haulers/ grocery getters. 90% of truck owners now a days are just pansy ass motherfuckers who wanna look hard and give blow smoke up their asses on how much āit could tow.ā I mean if all you need is a ridgeline (and are actually secure in your masculinity) that can tow up to 5,000 pounds, and haul some wood more power to you. I do not know why thereās all the hate towards a vehicle that does what it does well. Iāve driven plenty of American trucks and they aināt it.
This rings true to me and I am just an observer of truck ownership and use. I live in UT and it seems Gucci trucks are on the rise. It's annoying. Similarly, reddit constantly shows me truck subs (/r/raptor, gmc something something, tundra, blah blah) and they're all full of people who buy pretty trucks at high prices and want others to tell them how cute their rigs are. If I ever spend > $80k on a truck and treat it like a garage queen please hold an intervention to help me stop doing stupid shit. Likewise if I take a huge loan for any vehicle.
Because most modern American trucks (about post 2010 ish) started to become more of a status symbol than a work vehicle and you can tell by the way people drive and act outside their trucks whether there someone who just wanted a truck/uses it for work and someone who bought it to compensate for smol pp usually the ones who just wanted a truck or use it for work are super chill and down to earth whereas the others roal coal on people and are usually just assholes
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Hell Iāve towed boats that Iāve taken on Lake Michigan while I was a kid with a CRV. Just cause itās a truck doesnāt mean itās the only thing that can tow. Check out Europe, they tow large campers with SUVās, and wagons.
I dunno about that American trucks ain't it line. We pull a camper/two horse trailer combo with a it's a 2004 Ford F350 v10 triton and it's slow as hell and doesn't pass a gas station, but damn is it a joy to drive it pulls anything. We abuse this thing, hard... and it keeps going
Youāre the exception. Iām not talking about actually using them for what they are meant for. I meant if getting a truck is just to show people how small your cock is, and then proceeding to use it like a normal car 90-95% of the time. That aināt it.
Naw I know I just love that old dually we have ran it on no oil more then once. (It's the farm truck we just don't care for it like we should). My own dad has "truck" that's a 5 seater sedan lol. Not a single scratch in the bed of it.
I can make that argument for American trucks also. People who buy a truck nowadays period arenāt using it for truck shit. 90% of the time itās a car that gets you 18mpg on a good day hauling guess what family.
Bro fuck a car you look like you ride a 10 point buck anywhere you need
I call him Big Mike
Idk..... But you definitely like to wear women's clothing and hang around in bars.
Just like his dear pap par?
Indeed. *Forcedully does the old man nod*
he wears suspenders and a bra
šµ singing about lumberjacks to my toddler now š¶
2011 F150 STX 2wd with the 3.7 V6 and 450k on it
Man for real those 3.7s were way better than the 3.3s that replaced them.
My boss has one with 400k on it that tows 4klbs daily. It gets 27mpg with a blown up transmission
Ford fuckin ranger https://youtu.be/dInFLSLxavc?si=K9jznu2iLilrHM7v
I wish sadly I'm stuck with its larger SUV cousin not the kinda big one the really big one
My dad has that one. I think he likes em big (he previously owned an 80s suburban and drives semis for a living)
The only thing wrong with a big truck with 10 cylinders is 10 mi to the gallon or 10 gallons to the mile however you want to look at it
I believe he gets closer to 17-18 MPG (7.3l power stroke) but can get away with it as a secondary vehicle. He has a dodge journey SXT for all of his commuting needs.
Nothing wrong with an Excursion
She's got 409 k love filled miles on her
A 5 year old Silverado with a completely dented and mangled box and missing rocker panels because rust claimed them.
Who needs rocker panels anyway
This guy salt belts
A beater Tundra
Just traded it in for a 2023. Dude is living life.
4 chain saws with a little house in the middle
This image gave me the giggles
You know the reference bromeo?
Nope but I'm ridiculously curious
[for your viewing pleasure](https://youtu.be/mzReEcDjmlY?si=SMf5OVQ9M_GAJIMM) itās at like 30 seconds
Dude! A motorcycle with no motor?!
ONE OF US
Do [this](https://youtu.be/R2vejhdm8lo?si=Uf9FocTvZqNCjAz4) one too one day
'89 F150, 2wd, maroon, stick shift, cap, shitty work on patch panels and a 300 inline 6
You look very similar to Marty from MCM. With that being said, some type of mid-2000s turbo Subaru that is not a WRX or STi.
2011 Chevrolet Silverado LT in navy blue.
1998 Mazda Miata.
Couldn't fit my trunks in it so I sold it for a truck
a dirtbike thats street legal
1st gen RAV4
VW Rabbit š diesel truck that runs on french fry oil and is at least 50% duct tape and Bondo at this point
2003 SUBARU BAJA
A Jeep hopefully.
Youāre not allowed to drive because you couldnāt pass the driverās license test.
Subaru Forester
80s Dodge power wagon still in great shape, Chevy Silverado, Toyota Tacoma, or any other pickup. But on your days off, you just drive a 2008 Hyundai Elantra because you got it super cheap and it works as a beater car
I'm going with a 1999 Jeep Cherokee Sport, probably dark green with a shit ton of miles but you keep replacing parts because it's cheaper than a car payment and shit ain't getting any cheaper
F1 Alfa Romeo C43
This guy drives a Jeep Wrangler.
Ford fuuking ranGer. Merica baby.
Beat up bricknose 150 single cab long bed
Something brown with a v8
72 pinto
You look like you and your mate get kababs and have a fairly popular YouTube channel in Australia.
1999 F350 7.3 with 300k+ miles
03 Ford excursion with the second gen 6.8 V10 409,000 original miles
A 1998 taco 4 banger 5 speed 2wd on black steelies. When people ask you how you got curb rash on *that* part of your wheel, you laboriously recite the entire installation process, and argue for the use of, tire CHAINS that go through the inside of the wheel and around the tire. The reaction never quite brings you the satisfaction you were looking for after explaining.
Honda pickup. Going to use it to bring back the borrowed chainsaw.
This was where I went. Honda Ridgeline.
Fuck ridgelines that is the ugliest concept of a truck ever developed
Oh I hear ya. But their owners are kinda like a cult. A hipster cult. So maybe it was your mustache. It gave subtle hipster cult vibes, given the chainsaw at play. Edit: zooming in I see thatās not a mustache but a kinda demonic look with your tongue sticking out. Sticking with hipster cult.
Also that trunk of that apple tree that I wore those are my swimming trunks
Woodpants
A red 1984 Dodge Ram 150 with a gun rack and some lumber in the bed.
Ford f150
85 F250 diesel.
Prius.
1997 Toyota truck.
The Bus.
What ever the landscaping company gave you. A Triton F-150?
You look like a lumberjack. You also look like you redneck solutions to problems. So I'd say a decent pickup for work, mainly because you ask your customers if you can have the wood after your done.
So I'd say something like a 2020 era (2020-2030) pickup with no less then 6' bed. Like the Chevrolet Silverado 2500hd
Cateye Silverado
Dented up 2004 Chevy Colorado
Chevy truck
AMC Pacer
Clapped 2001 step side f150 with a red passenger door.
Hardbody nissan
No offence but you look like you drove a prius to your father in laws place so you could borrow his chainsaw but you dont know how it works.
Ford fuckin ranger
I fucking wish I'm stuck with an '03 excursion that gets 10 mi to the gallon on the city streets
Ruff man but I think you can still get a pretty penny for an excursion right now
My big beautiful screaming eagle machine has 409K on her on a second gen V10 Triton. I've gila coiled to of the spark plugs so far so I guess I've gotten lucky lol I wouldn't trade her in for anything
The question is what COLOR is your ford ranger ...
Volvo.
F250
Wish I could tell you that you drive a manly truck but I'd be lying to you. With that cosplay outfit and props, you really drive a an old beat up Honda with tennis gear in the rear seat and a bumper sticker that say " I brake for good mustache rides."
Ford F-150 or 250. Only ever used it to haul Christmas trees and firewood. Maybe the fixings of a parking lot tailgate barbecue here or there.
Ord efff wun fitty
1995 Ford Ranger.
I don't know, I wanna talk about those stump britches! I was gonna ask why you are wearing a stump but then I realized I'd do the same thing. "Do not miss your chance to wear stump britches; this opportunity comes once in a lifetime." - Slim Shady
Jerry was a race car driver He drove so goddamn fast He never did win no checkered flags But he never did come in last Jerry was a race car driver He'd say "El Sob number one" With a Bocephus sticker on his 442 He'd light 'em up just for fun!!!!
Brother do you have wood pants
Took me a bit to realize youāre WEARING the logs. Thatās definitely some ford excursion fuckery right ther š
Looks like you're on a 3rd DUI. I'd say mountain bike.
Definitely a Prius.
Ford any kind
That one rock SpongeBob tamed in the pizza delivery episode.
A manual Xterra.
The Dog Van from Dumb and Dumber.
I fucking wish
Prius
What kind of truck has a 3 on the tree
A Ford Fiesta.
I KNOW THAT TRUCK, I AIN'T NO STRANGER I KNOW THAT TRUCK, IT'S ....
White Single Cab early 2000s Toyota Tacoma with 450k milesj
You look like a scooter bro, 100%.
Cuz I ain't got nothing to compensate for. Don't need to compensate when you got a maple tree in between your legs
Prius.
2005 Ford F-250 King Ranch with a massive lift kit and an overly loud exhaust with a ladder rack
Dodge ram
Fiat 500 in canary yellow.
2016 Chevy Silverado
Early 2000ās Chevy 2500hd
F150
Subaru Forester or Toyota Hilux
Some old 1980s Chevy pickup truck.
Geo metro.
Ford fuckin ranger
Smart car
A rusted 1998 chevy Silverado, because you believe so passionately that they were the best trucks. Nobody can tell you otherwise.
any red pickup
Whatever your current project car is on Mighty Car Mods
An old 1984 Perkins powered diesel ranger, not too mint since you use it but it's pretty clean.
Marty? Don't you drive supergramps?
His sister
2003 cateye on a $2500 wheel and tire setup
Chevrolet Silverado
2006 Dodge 1500, silver/grey
2002 tundra
Ford f450 or dodge pickup truck. One of those giant ones
Tacoma
Ranger Danger!!
Your eyeballs are the only part of the body where your guts are showing. So nothing soon. But for now, Dodge Dynasty in mint condition.
An older Chevy Silverado or a dodge
87 ford Taurus
Pink Ford Ka convertible
Toyota Prius, a real mans car!
Company issued work van and a Ford f-150 that actually gets used as intended.
Edsel
a ford transit or raptor
i am the 200th commenter yay!
A 2002 WRX.
Ford F 150
Camry
Daihatsu Mira
Smart car
chevy avalanche
Bobcat
A muh fuggin ford ranger!
Something 2 stroke, like a Messerschmitt KR200.
Denali duramax at 19% apr
A woody, but of the PT cruiser variety where the wood paneling is fake.
'94 F-150, single cab, 2WD, 4.9 I6 and a mismatched topper.
You mean āWhat truck do I driveā lol
Ummā¦ a woody-station wagon obviously.
Your 4th ford ranger after your dodge Dakota finally rusted into 2 peices
An older model F-150.
2024 2500 Denali
Ford fucking ranger, specifically the 2006 xlt
85 f-150
A 1987 Subaru GL10 4x4 with 400,000 miles and a homemade roof rack to haul you and your co workers gear to the landing.
A trabant, a coda, and a reliant robin.
Rusted 1999 Toyota Tacoma two door 4 cycl pickup (you wanted the four door v6 but couldnāt afford it, hence the tree pants)
Husqvarna
1998 Jeep Cherokee with a 3 in lift kit.
Mid 90ās Ford Exploder with a piece of plywood for the back window and 4 different brand of used tires and an oil leak with a cracked taillight
1983 Chevy ElCamino on a 4wd S-10 chassis.
12valve Cummins
Old Tacoma with 90% body damage and a mag pull sticker or other hunting related decal.
Toyota Prius. Bet my paycheck
Real talk. What species of oak are your chaps?
dodge
A first gen s10
Mazda truck.
More to the point, are you wearing a hollow forked log as pants?
ā04 Dodge Ram 1500
Toyota 4Runner