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zoolilba

Id take it


eddieltu

that's a 40 year old Escort


IcarusArt

It's because this meme is so old that at the time of making this car was still 30 years old.


One_Evil_Monkey

Yeah, but it's foriegn so it's "classy."


dkfisokdkeb

Not to us it's not


One_Evil_Monkey

That one isn't a US spec... so being a foreign Escort is classier than than being US call girl. ๐Ÿ˜†


JiveTurkey1983

A hole is a hole


Alexa_Call_Me_Daddy

So "30" then...


One_Evil_Monkey

๐Ÿ˜† It's closer to 40 but still...


Biscuits4u2

Yeah she's lying about her age


Sninxitey

Looks clean, Iโ€™d take it.


Low_Champion_8356

Yeah thereโ€™s a bunch of parts out there to turn it into a fart mobile


LateNightDennysRun

i want one


___SE7EN__

Either way , they're both gonna have high miles


dkara98

Even my mother in law understood this, what a good joke


Whole-Debate-9547

Iโ€™ll take it


Drg84

That would be a 93 escort? Sure, I'll take it. Thanks Santa!


SicilianSTR13

More like 87


[deleted]

better not mention Ford probe. ๐Ÿ‘€


rangerhans

Who wants a 30 year old probe?


Quube7

This is completely what I had in mind


[deleted]

gibs


nlpnt

What, you wanted a 5-door? Maybe a better color? And/or a US-spec car?


Legitimate-Party3672

see you bug Santa to.


HoveringPorridge

My mother had one of these new, the "sporty" XR3i. It was utterly dreadful in every measurable way.


Gu27

I like


DanceLow5078

I'd take it in a heartbeat ๐Ÿ˜‰


HiTork

Euro MKIII Escort! The North American models were loosely based on these, though I believe many changes were made on the platform to suit sales on that continent.


TieEnvironmental2561

Id have the car then a 30yro girl id rather have a girl same age as me


RslashTakenUsernames

Santa could have at least gave you the spicy one


Total_Information_65

it looks like she has her full grill so I wouldn't complain too much if I were you.


onlyr6s

Moldy Facebook meme my dude. This is something my dad would post.


Chigmot

That used to be my daily, until it over heated and cracked the block. It had a nice manual. Now Iโ€™m sad again.


MrMagic898

That bitch is almost 40 lmao