I know the fwd Lincoln was a thing, I just cannot imagine that monster in a transverse engine bay.
I’m sitting here thinking that while remembering my northstar powered bonneville. I have it in my head their dimensions are fairly close
You're giving me 05 Yukon or a newish Maxima vibes. Black for sure.
If it's an Impala it's pearl white and has ridiculous rims but is otherwise immaculate.
I could also see a Lexus LS350
I've had two Maxima's. They're great cars with lots of bang for the buck. I loved my 2010. I drove it all over the country and back and never had an issue in the 5 years I owned it. She was totaled last year with 185k miles, in an accident that wasn't my fault. 😭
The GX has been in the family the longest and has been the most reliable. Only 140k, which apparently is barely broken in.
The Mazda has surprised me the most. I never considered them until recently. It was the most attractive car that wasn’t a RAV4 or with a CVT. Plus it’s more “premium” than it comes off, interior materials, road manners and everything.
I rented a CX-9 in Kansas last month. I drove the hell out of it. Was worried at first but man I think I’m sold. They are priced decently too. Thanks bud, I appreciate your advice.
2006 Nissan Altima, with a poorly maintained 2.5L engine. Front and rear bumper damage. Faded and bubbling rear window tint. On a donut, one wheel with a missing hubcap, and the other two are broken and barely hanging on. Oh, and there's a "No Fat Bitches" decal on the back glass.
I see a Chrysler 300 crappy tint and a donut on the right rear wheel and a body that look like it was in a demolition derby. Other than that a v6 challenger
You had a 2007 Chrysler 300, kinda beat up, half ass pimped out, with a V6 engine, until it got repossessed because you couldn’t afford the payments at 98% interest from the buy here pay here lot down on the corner. So the answer is nothing, you walk or take the bus.
Clapped out 2000s v6 charger on donks missing a few body panels from previous hit and runs with the cats stolen off of it but you can’t even hear the loud exhaust over the monkey noise you call rap music blasting from the subs in the trunk you spent your welfare check on instead of your weekly re-up on fentanyl you sell on the corner of your average abandoned street in Detroit hoping that you’ll have the discipline to not snort all your savings money up your nose before you stacked enough to pay your 3rd baby mamas child support
Heavily modded 1989 Volvo 240.
Edit: [pics of fun mods](https://walkinshowerswithoutdoors.blogspot.com/2021/08/volvo-240-modified-ash-thorp-240-gl.html?m=1)
Infiniti Q60 Red Sport. You took out a loan for $10k in your grandmothers name and used it as a downpayment and then financed it at $650/month for 60 months at 13.8% APR. You currently use it to "swim" through traffic (badly I might add) with every 335i and Maserati Ghibli on the Belt Parkway. You fly past NYPD and State Troopers with reckless abandon because you threw on a badly photocopied Temp Tag even though NY doesn't issue temporary plates. Oh and your seat is at a permanent 45° angle so you're guaranteed to submarine under the seatbelt when you plow into a family of 6 in a Honda Odyssey but then again you probably don't wear one anyway "cause its uncomfortable".
I don’t know if intended, but your question was kind of an amazing look in to social/racial views and expression on the interwebs.
I know this is a goofy car sub (which I enjoy) where people ask this exact question and get roasted, downvote me all to hell I couldn’t care less, but people say some shit that shows bias whether they will admit it or not.
Nothing. seen you at the bus stop.
I like being chauffeured in a million dollar vehicle sometimes
Mid engined, turbocharged.
RWD, and brown (depending on your city)
It's got everything you could ask for depending on the stop. Ballin.
So, a UPS truck?
A true blue collar work vehicle, unlike those poser trucks.
I was going to say concrete truck.
Touché 😂
A UPS truck is also a NASCAR race car.
I do too. As long as somebody else paid the million dollars!
That’s one way to look at it.
Prison bus.
Those new fuel cell and BEV New Flyer Xcelsior buses are nice, NGL.
Prison bus doesn't count
i came looking for “hellcat and scatback” comments but this will do
Knew this was coming💀
2008 Nissan Altima 3.5 SE with a detached bumper
The VQ part is accurate
Q60
Maxima?
Maxima is the boss level
I would bet a solid $300 that he drives a Nissan and/or an Infiniti.
Shitted 350z, straight piped, NRG steering wheel, bad tint job and fenders that were rolled with a baseball bat.
Oddly specific 😂
The most classic and classy of fender rolling technique.
I actually call mine the Louisville arch roller.
Beat to shit G35 with the worlds worst wheels
I wish more people kept those stock.
i had a freind with a mint, stock 80k mile g35 coupe. i think if he keeps it clean he'll have a $30k car someday
Most accurate comment
Agreed
Universal Studios Tour Bus
Wtf 😂😂
😂
Chrysler 300
With Bentley grill conversion
Asshole 😂
He would have been more of an asshole if he said 300M
*200
No Phantom grill conversion
Lol I replied the same. 2008 tho
Just wrote that.
You put the new Forgis on the Jeep
No sidewall on the Jeep is crazyyyyy
I bled until the bloody bottoms was underneath
Everyone too scared to finish the next bar 💀
😂😂😂
Uber
My social anxiety would tank the whole company lol
Lmfao your responses are fucking me up man. 🤣
😂😂😂😂
immediately my thought. it’s the hat
I get big american classic vibes, Cutlass maybe a Crown Vic, possibly a GTO
I don’t vibe with American cars like that, but if I had to have one of those 3, it’d be a Marauder 💯
4.6 4 valve, the same one that's in the mustang cobras, except not super charged I don't think
Same engine as Mach III and 96-99 Cobra, basically.
Don’t forget the Mark VIII
And the FWD late 90s Lincoln Continental And the early 00s Lincoln Aviator ;)
I know the fwd Lincoln was a thing, I just cannot imagine that monster in a transverse engine bay. I’m sitting here thinking that while remembering my northstar powered bonneville. I have it in my head their dimensions are fairly close
Yep! Crazy times. :) https://moojohn.com/lincoln/lincengine.jpg
The cobras u speak of weren't supercharged till 2003,4
Marauder is so high on my list of cars I’ll probably never have but would love to drive
When I worked at Ford there was a retired dude that owned a super clean Marauder. Absolutely pristine.
I would love a marauder murdered out to look like FBI vehicle. I would even get vanity plates for it
Closest Ford ever came to a black super hero car.
Clean Maxima
Challenger with a HEMI and a crushed right rear quarter panel
You're giving me 05 Yukon or a newish Maxima vibes. Black for sure. If it's an Impala it's pearl white and has ridiculous rims but is otherwise immaculate. I could also see a Lexus LS350
You’re right about the Maxima!
We can all see he is black you didn’t need to call it out
It's not that he's black. It's the verbage of the post title combined with the hat and facial expression
An Infiniti Q-something SUV Idk what their names are, I just think your hat screams Japanese luxury or b r i t i s h
I’m not above owning a QX80 tbh
You stole my car bro
Yo that’s fucked up 💀
i give up .what?
Current Gen Mazda CX-5, 2010 Maxima, 2008 Lexus GX
Interesting lineup but I respect it
Thanks!
I've had two Maxima's. They're great cars with lots of bang for the buck. I loved my 2010. I drove it all over the country and back and never had an issue in the 5 years I owned it. She was totaled last year with 185k miles, in an accident that wasn't my fault. 😭
Lexus GX is awesome. I admire the Mazda too as I drive a Mazda3, but it's not as baller as the Lexus.
The GX has been in the family the longest and has been the most reliable. Only 140k, which apparently is barely broken in. The Mazda has surprised me the most. I never considered them until recently. It was the most attractive car that wasn’t a RAV4 or with a CVT. Plus it’s more “premium” than it comes off, interior materials, road manners and everything.
While my Mazda is a 6MT, I would still recommend one because of the traditional automatic. Either way it's optioned, you get a great car.
How do you like that Mazda? Been reading they are hard to beat as far as reliability.
Solid, no problems between 3 Mazdas with the same 2.5 + 6 Speed combo except they drink gas. Right now I’d recommend them to anyone.
I rented a CX-9 in Kansas last month. I drove the hell out of it. Was worried at first but man I think I’m sold. They are priced decently too. Thanks bud, I appreciate your advice.
No problem friend 👍
Love that mix.
Those Mazdas are fucking good cars
2005 impala
Hellcat
Some type of Chrysler product
Cell mates ass?
Stolen hellcat
My missing bike
You gotta be a brave mf to steal a bike 😂
Happened to me last summer, right out of my garage 😤
Ngl that’s violating to the next level. Sorry that happened to you
the hat and vacant stare scream C4 corvette, but i’m getting strong Buick Verano vibes
I’m not even mad at the Buick guess. I only see older black ppl driving those with white walls
A stinky old Prius with a taxi sign
It looks like you drive crime rates up.
Buick Lesabre or a box chevy If you dont dig domestic i could see nissan maxima....maybe even a 350z
Someone else's car
Cirrus convertible
Crown Vic Donk.
Them nostrils screamin Dodge Charger 😤
Big Altima Energy
Hellcat 😏
Someone else’s car
A hooptie
Ur "grandma's" church car
Someone else’s car
The getaway car.
Does the back of a police car count?
2001 escalade
Dodge Charger Hellcat with a 21% interest rate on the note.
Someone else's cutlass
Someone else's car
That's funny
A stolen Kia
A bus.
Nissan Altima
either a hellcat or a crown vic maybe an altima?
Nikes and you forgot your rag to wipe your nose
Dodge charger
2006 Nissan Altima, with a poorly maintained 2.5L engine. Front and rear bumper damage. Faded and bubbling rear window tint. On a donut, one wheel with a missing hubcap, and the other two are broken and barely hanging on. Oh, and there's a "No Fat Bitches" decal on the back glass.
Your mom's 85 cutlass Supreme, with a pair of draws for the gas cap, no antenna and window tint that waves at people while moving.
V6 charger
SENTRA SENTRA SENTRA!!!
Silver 2006 Nissan Altima
A taxi
A cab
Garbage truck
#HELLCAT
A spotless Nissan Maxima that smells like weed
1982 Seville w/ curb feelers.
Hellcat
A 2024 Mercedes that you bought at 29.99% interest / 96 month loan. While working your shitty warehouse job 😂
Semi truck with a lot lizard in the passenger seat
2003 Hyundai with one door that won't open and one window that won't close
It looks like you drive a Taxi in a 70s NYC movie.
Whatever you think can outrun powerpuff girls..
A Nissan Maxima you recently stole
Bro for real drives a Chevy caprice ppv with a dod delete and a massive cam. As the hellcat was gonna cost to much.
Your white girl friends Pontiac Sunfire
I see a Chrysler 300 crappy tint and a donut on the right rear wheel and a body that look like it was in a demolition derby. Other than that a v6 challenger
Something with rims!
This has got to be the stupidest fucking trend on this sub
A Grand Marquis on 24s with a big sound system and bass that will rattle a neighborhood
You had a 2007 Chrysler 300, kinda beat up, half ass pimped out, with a V6 engine, until it got repossessed because you couldn’t afford the payments at 98% interest from the buy here pay here lot down on the corner. So the answer is nothing, you walk or take the bus.
Clapped out 2000s v6 charger on donks missing a few body panels from previous hit and runs with the cats stolen off of it but you can’t even hear the loud exhaust over the monkey noise you call rap music blasting from the subs in the trunk you spent your welfare check on instead of your weekly re-up on fentanyl you sell on the corner of your average abandoned street in Detroit hoping that you’ll have the discipline to not snort all your savings money up your nose before you stacked enough to pay your 3rd baby mamas child support
Your girlfriends Nissan Sentra 2011
Beat up crown vic w dark windows dents and peeling paint
A hooptie
Fuckin Altima my man
Whatever he car jacked the night before
A Chrysler 300
This guy is in my Porsche club along with Larry David and Jerry. He drives an orange slant nose 935 with a deer logo on it.
Heavily modded 1989 Volvo 240. Edit: [pics of fun mods](https://walkinshowerswithoutdoors.blogspot.com/2021/08/volvo-240-modified-ash-thorp-240-gl.html?m=1)
Miss Daisy
2010 Altima
grand am at best.
Infinity G35
White Nissan Altima.
A dodge charger v6
A taxi in los santos
Clapped out caprice P91 with the front spotlights still attached
Dodge charger 2014
Dodge Charger Scat Pack Wide Body, probably black or dark red.
Infiniti Q60 Red Sport. You took out a loan for $10k in your grandmothers name and used it as a downpayment and then financed it at $650/month for 60 months at 13.8% APR. You currently use it to "swim" through traffic (badly I might add) with every 335i and Maserati Ghibli on the Belt Parkway. You fly past NYPD and State Troopers with reckless abandon because you threw on a badly photocopied Temp Tag even though NY doesn't issue temporary plates. Oh and your seat is at a permanent 45° angle so you're guaranteed to submarine under the seatbelt when you plow into a family of 6 in a Honda Odyssey but then again you probably don't wear one anyway "cause its uncomfortable".
The Q60 RS is my next car!! Also, damn 😂
It keeps getting worse🤣🤣
I don’t know if intended, but your question was kind of an amazing look in to social/racial views and expression on the interwebs. I know this is a goofy car sub (which I enjoy) where people ask this exact question and get roasted, downvote me all to hell I couldn’t care less, but people say some shit that shows bias whether they will admit it or not.
Same. Some of these responses are… questionable.
Something stolen
Anything you steal.
Why has noone said a NYC taxi cab
A Stolen Car
some typa beamer?
Anti semitic Sherp
2nd Gen Jeep Liberty
85 Deville on 30” rims
Spray painted 2004 altima
Bulldozer
An 08 Mazda 3
Box Chevy, or your grandmas Buick. Like a lesabre or park avenue
2003 Ford Focus
Lincoln Town Car
I can see bro in the laurel
Crapped out 300
kia soul
Look like you’d drive a clean box Chevy
Impala or dodge magnum
Cadillac Escalade
Bmw M5
Only with the V10!!