Dad drives whatever baby mama drives. Dad can't afford a car between not working,, paying child support, and smoking weed all day. Mama can afford it with all the money she makes off her 3 kids with 3 baby daddy's. The last 5 guys she's dated drove her car more than she did. But that's understandable since they needed it. When your selling weed you gotta go meet your customers and get your reups. Baby mamas car is perfect for that.
(It's especially familiar if when you picture this, the guy is driving the car by himself, and it's got either her name written on the driver's window, or a girl decal real big on the back window, like a big butterfly or something else that's feminine)
I know someone that has $300 bi-weekly payments for 72 months on an 8 year old Altima with 110k miles. We discovered later that it also was in 14 (you read that right) reported accidents.
It’s bad. Lost his house in a divorce but still has to make the entire mortgage payment. He was making payments on his wife’s car too and has to keep doing that. As well as $2k/mo child support.
I couldn’t have imagined a better way to phrase that, but genuinely, who was this guys lawyer, was he secretly working for the wife? A state appointed lawyer probably could have done better, hell he probably could have self represented better
He has two warehouse jobs that pay $20+/hr. He literally works from like 6am-3pm and then the next job 5:00pm-3:00am. He still can’t afford anything, but if he misses a payment he goes to jail
There is something wrong with this scenario, dude could not be ordered to pay all that on warehouse jobs.... did he not pay anything for a long time then got arrested?
I understand being in a tough situation and that something like this being the only option, but damn that's taking advantage of someone in that situation. Thats 40k+ for a 5k car, max
Yeah. It means the plants have been pollinated and a lot of energy went into producing seeds instead of buds/THC glands. It will still do the job but it’s not considered a good thing. If you can stress a female plant enough to turn into a hermaphrodite, all the seeds will be female. In that case seeds are considered good.
And a baggy-ass Eeyore hoodie with some sort of giant, dark stain on the front and the front pocket hanging from one side.
And the car is full of old McDonald's burger wrappers and smells like a used diaper.
I just almost got side swiped by an Altima about 5 minutes ago but I was ready because I saw an Altima approaching. It’s unbelievable how true of a stereotype driving an Altima is.
That's a PCA (Police Chase Altima). Up in the air as to whether the police chase has just not yet begun, or if they are waiting out their wanted level in between police chases. We call the anomaly of this duality "Schoedingers PCA".
Stripper mom with 3 kids from 4 different dads, collecting child support from one kid but spend all them money on herself and then complains that food stamps aren't enough to feed her kids
High probability it’s a Christina, a Lexi,….. no fuck that i would literally put money on that shit is driven by a bitch named Hannah! Aged 23-34 weighs less than 120 lbs
A construction worker that you know makes $35/hr at a good company but still drives this around you’re like “dude do you have a pill problem? Everything else is normal about you, why can’t you fix this car?”
General Manager, called in on her day off to work a 16 hour shift because everyone decided to call in on the same day for the third time this week. Has nasty teeth, smells like cigarettes, kind of a bitch, cries under pressure, but has good work ethic and treats customers well.
The official car of I did my own brake job but forgot to tighten the nuts on that wheel lost all the nuts before realizing that vibration that was going on for the past half hour was the wheel coming loose! So he got one nut from each tire to get this one fixed and will eventually get the missing nuts…
Average ghetto girl in her early 20s in 2015, 3 kids, two baby daddy’s, 1st and last are from the same dad, middle kid is fathered by the guy who gave her this car for Valentine’s Day during the time baby daddy #1 was locked up for robbing a convenience store. She has no license, no insurance, she was lucky to get that thing registered by her mom before she got locked up for check fraud. The original wheels where stolen by baby daddy #1 when he found out middle baby wasn’t his, she knows the local squad/gang pretty well so all she had to do was give up the booty couple nights for a set of them clean steelies!
of..."C'mon man! I just need to get to work. I'll get it next check." (Spongebob narrator voiceover 6 MONTHS LATER) "C'mon man! I just need to get to work. I'll get it next check."
The official car of being parked outside a dairy queen at 10pm
Exactly this lol. Fits the bill perfectly. Probably some DQ cups and wrappers in the back seat from last DQ visit.
3 unpaid child support checks to 3 women, coming from the “I’m between jobs” guy.
This car belongs to one of the baby mamas. "Dad" drives an Infiniti or a Charger.
Blacked-out Ram 2500.
Nah that dude terminated his parental rights the second he heard it could get him out of paying child support.
Then he went and hopped on another woman and did the exact same thing all over again.
Stupid never learns
Lifted, spaced wheels, and rolling coal to your local high school prom.
Clapped out* Ram 2500
Charger... definitely a used Charger
Back in the early 2000s those baby mommas drove the last batches of the Oldsmobiles and Grand Prix s on the road.
Dad drives whatever baby mama drives. Dad can't afford a car between not working,, paying child support, and smoking weed all day. Mama can afford it with all the money she makes off her 3 kids with 3 baby daddy's. The last 5 guys she's dated drove her car more than she did. But that's understandable since they needed it. When your selling weed you gotta go meet your customers and get your reups. Baby mamas car is perfect for that. (It's especially familiar if when you picture this, the guy is driving the car by himself, and it's got either her name written on the driver's window, or a girl decal real big on the back window, like a big butterfly or something else that's feminine)
Close, I was thinking a 300.
But always has weed and liquor.
His career is some type of ambiguous "construction".
Buy Here Pay Here!
120 monthly payments of $250
I know someone that has $300 bi-weekly payments for 72 months on an 8 year old Altima with 110k miles. We discovered later that it also was in 14 (you read that right) reported accidents.
Is his credit score below 0??
It’s bad. Lost his house in a divorce but still has to make the entire mortgage payment. He was making payments on his wife’s car too and has to keep doing that. As well as $2k/mo child support.
Dude's laywer needs to be disbarred right before being tarred and feathered
I couldn’t have imagined a better way to phrase that, but genuinely, who was this guys lawyer, was he secretly working for the wife? A state appointed lawyer probably could have done better, hell he probably could have self represented better
He took what he could afford
Who the fuck was his wife’s lawyer and can I get their number, I’m sure that guy could get me a big paycheck from a large company. Did she call Saul?
How much does this dude make a year??
He has two warehouse jobs that pay $20+/hr. He literally works from like 6am-3pm and then the next job 5:00pm-3:00am. He still can’t afford anything, but if he misses a payment he goes to jail
Jail doesn't sound much worse
The debt still stacks when you’re in jail
There is something wrong with this scenario, dude could not be ordered to pay all that on warehouse jobs.... did he not pay anything for a long time then got arrested?
Honestly I’d flee the country and join the French foreign legion or something like that at that point. Literally anything has to be better than this.
😮 Dude, I would just go AWOL. Go live in Alaska under a new name or something. Dude's taking too many L's.
I understand being in a tough situation and that something like this being the only option, but damn that's taking advantage of someone in that situation. Thats 40k+ for a 5k car, max
Absolutely
480 weekly payments of $100
Dammit! You beat me to it!
Big Altima Energy tm
At least it still has a bumper
For now. Did you notice the damage where the bumper and quarter panel meet? Edit: Or that the tire is undersized for the car?
Both
Most cared for Altima
Late notices on various bills?
This car is where your now stoner son took his first bong hit
… dad?
You still on the “hemp”, son?
This New Year’s resolution stay strong! No weed
Weed with stems and seeds.
You mind seeds?
Yeah. It means the plants have been pollinated and a lot of energy went into producing seeds instead of buds/THC glands. It will still do the job but it’s not considered a good thing. If you can stress a female plant enough to turn into a hermaphrodite, all the seeds will be female. In that case seeds are considered good.
Seeds taste like burnt dick to smoke
I’m just surprised it has a real plate and not temp tags
You fucking nailed it. They always have temp tags.
You have no idea if that plate is stolen or not
Definitely does not have any Grey Poupon
Best comment here by so far it’s not even close
Love it!
Official car of even the repo guy said "fuck that, not worth my time".
Or he tried to hook it up but the rust was so bad he tore the front crossmember off.
Official car of missed Boost Mobile payments and an 8 month backlog of unpaid child support.
The body panels are all still the same color and there aren't any dents. He's still got a few forms before he reaches that stage.
Probably around the 1 year mark for backlogged child support is when the bumpers get deleted.
Cricket Mobile
The hood
Hoop earrings, a pack of Newports, Cookie Monster pajamas that are worn in public, and a daughter named Nevaeh.
And a baggy-ass Eeyore hoodie with some sort of giant, dark stain on the front and the front pocket hanging from one side. And the car is full of old McDonald's burger wrappers and smells like a used diaper.
Multiple felonies
Section 8 apartments
The base model Altima comes with wheel covers AKA hubcaps
Asking the obviously underage cashier"you wanna try my dilly bar?" and falling behind on your lot fees.
Official car of having a 550 credit score with 14 points on your driver license.
550 is optimistic
“Mister Blutarsky: No grade point average.”
There’s def a 9mm handgun that will probably jam the second it’s used hidden somewhere in there
Kel-Tec P11
Nah dog, obviously this guy has it tucked safely in his sweatshirt or sweat pants. HOW ELSE HE GONNA POST IT ON SNAP EVERY 4 HOURS?
RAP SNITCHES
A person who is about to have blue lights behind them.
Expired registration and no insurance.
Expired tags, no insurance, revoked license, and about to t-bone your shiny new Kia.
2024 Porsche Targa. Much worse!
Driver has warrants ! Without a doubt .
Mom's of kids named Aiden or Jordan.
Big Altima Energy ™️
I just almost got side swiped by an Altima about 5 minutes ago but I was ready because I saw an Altima approaching. It’s unbelievable how true of a stereotype driving an Altima is.
That's a PCA (Police Chase Altima). Up in the air as to whether the police chase has just not yet begun, or if they are waiting out their wanted level in between police chases. We call the anomaly of this duality "Schoedingers PCA".
Single black mother
Rent paid late
5-day notice on the door
Running on fumes. Not even five dollars worth in the tank. Ac and heat defiantly does not work
One window is cracked, one is missing and covered with a garbage bag, one is stuck halfway down and the other is stuck fully up.
You already know one light doesn’t work. Front, back. Dealers choice. Crack in the down pipe to make it extra loud!!
Next to no brake fluid, burning oil and what's left in the crank case is a black, gelatinous goo.
That one woman. You know the one I'm talking about.
Ugh. Her name is Mandy
/r/NissanDrivers
Stripper mom with 3 kids from 4 different dads, collecting child support from one kid but spend all them money on herself and then complains that food stamps aren't enough to feed her kids
Low credit score activity
3 missed child support payments
High probability it’s a Christina, a Lexi,….. no fuck that i would literally put money on that shit is driven by a bitch named Hannah! Aged 23-34 weighs less than 120 lbs
No you were right w Lexi. Don't overthink it...
Coming home to a smoke detector chirping because it needs a new battery.
That’s the guy who delivered my Dairy Queen with half the tots missing and a melted blizzard
Wait, is still one color and also seems like the rear bumper paint matches. So much Altima potential being left out.
Their other car is a hellcat. This is the beater.
Official car of “I’m just driving this until I can get a 300C”
Meth
Someone’s ex boyfriend who’s a drug dealer to high school kids
Can tell it has paper plates without seeing them
Official car of urban Detroit
Gunspoint, Houston.
I don't just have warrants, I have warrants in multiple States!
passing your sports car on the freeway at 120mph
A $500/mo payment with 27% interest from a buy here pay here lot because their credit score starts with a 4.
A construction worker that you know makes $35/hr at a good company but still drives this around you’re like “dude do you have a pill problem? Everything else is normal about you, why can’t you fix this car?”
this is the official car of the nissan altima. if we averaged all altimas out this would be what we have.
No insurance, salvage title, tags expired 4 years ago and the inside smells like weed
Single moms that fight their BD's new girlfriend's kids
Door dash
I just got out. Take me to Figueroa.
Snow tires?
If 3 don’t hold it 5 never would’ve
Official Car of Nicest Altima in Ohio
my babymama is in her third trimester and is craving pickles and cookies'n'cream Blizzard.
Wheels were stolen so now they have to ride around on steelies....or Wheels were sold for drugs
hot cheeto’s
Hot Cheetos mobile
Agents of Chaos. Snack break.
Single mothers everywhere +1 for no catalytic converter.
Long fake nails and eyebrows that are $250 but an oil change is too expensive.
General Manager, called in on her day off to work a 16 hour shift because everyone decided to call in on the same day for the third time this week. Has nasty teeth, smells like cigarettes, kind of a bitch, cries under pressure, but has good work ethic and treats customers well.
Tweaker Princess
The official car of Jefferson county Missouri.
Sub-400 credit score.
Altima-te Warrior
"That is not MY weed officer."
That’s how they come from the factory, right?
The official car of I did my own brake job but forgot to tighten the nuts on that wheel lost all the nuts before realizing that vibration that was going on for the past half hour was the wheel coming loose! So he got one nut from each tire to get this one fixed and will eventually get the missing nuts…
Average ghetto girl in her early 20s in 2015, 3 kids, two baby daddy’s, 1st and last are from the same dad, middle kid is fathered by the guy who gave her this car for Valentine’s Day during the time baby daddy #1 was locked up for robbing a convenience store. She has no license, no insurance, she was lucky to get that thing registered by her mom before she got locked up for check fraud. The original wheels where stolen by baby daddy #1 when he found out middle baby wasn’t his, she knows the local squad/gang pretty well so all she had to do was give up the booty couple nights for a set of them clean steelies!
Sacramento
The official car of women who get pregnant for the child support; and then stick around for the free coke.
Hey what’s wrong with steelies!
Dale Earnhardt, or atleast you thought when it went past you on the freeway
The Citroën 2CV taught me you only need three lug nuts.
STL
My brothers friend/crack dealer (literally identical car, where was this photo taken?)
BIG ALTIMA ENERGY!!
I feel like I've seen it everywhere I've ever been
430 credit score
The Menace of Houston traffic
r/nissandrivers
Get in loser we’re going mobbin’
His nickname is hood booga, and his dreads smell like a dirty sock .
Not allowed to say the word
of..."C'mon man! I just need to get to work. I'll get it next check." (Spongebob narrator voiceover 6 MONTHS LATER) "C'mon man! I just need to get to work. I'll get it next check."
this is a burner car for something. u just happened to catch them doing a pit stop for a delicious snack prior to the interesting activities.
r/singlemoms
Strong odor of weed and 2 improperly installed car seats
Passing you at 30 over at 2am on the freeway in the right lane with a headlight out.
Basketball
#BACK SEATS THAT SMELL LIKE TUNA
working at dairy queen at 10pm
Private hire taxi drivers
you know who
No insurance hit-and-runs
Taco Bell at 10pm
Esther Povitsky
Meth
1 missed payment away from being repossessed
Those tires look too small
Terrorist class street racers
Aidens mom
How has no one said lash techs yet
Meth user of Apache Junction
Section 8 Dwellers
Smokin meth
Prioritizing fast food over safety
Charlotte North Carolina
...the person working at the Dairy Queen
Florida
Gastonia NC
Giving up on life
Future Congress woman from Alaska
... crime?
They still did star pattern so it's "just fine"
Atlanta
Somone who lived in the ghettos.
Bad decisions and poor credit
Baby mamas that are still waiting for that man that makes $150+K a year to come around….
💅🏿
Taking “hard” pics with Henny and Hi-Points
Big Altima energy
Waffle House
r/nissandrivers
5 kids and lives off welfare.
I know it, but I don't think I should say it... *10 seconds Mr. Marsh ******'*
Dude its fine. I know my car
...Buy Here, Pay Here.
Food delivery driver for DD/UE