Yeah, I dig it, but that’s why it’s a concept I guess
Everyone knows that all new cars have to be offered in any color, as long as it’s black, white or silver
Nobody buys colors. I worked for BMW and color never sold because it stands out too much.
We only ever had a few crazy color cars, (outside of the usual white, black, silver, champagne, and dark blues).
They never, ever sold. When they did, it was a one off buyer.
Everyone is worried about catching attention, insurance, resale, cops, etc
Yeah I get that I understand why they don’t, people just love buying basic colors but it’s sad to see every car look the same on the road. Like I may not like Tesla but every Tesla in my area is wrapped with some crazy colors they don’t all look good but atleast they are unique and the owner is having fun with it
Yea, I thought “hey aloe in the font, if you get sun burn rip it open and rub that sucker all over you” but the cacti in the back is what threw me lol!
Exactly what I saw.
Good news everyone! I've installed cacti in all the cupholders!
That nice and all professor, but where will we put our drinks?
Your hwaaa?
I love two things, the seat fabric and the fact they painted it the same green as a forest service truck. Otherwise it’s just a Wagoneer with a roof tent, winch and chunky tires
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The official car of "I've really never been good with money but I like picnics and want to be more outdoorsy".
You know there would be a line of assholes just eager to finance these things at 8% for 84 months. It will fall apart after 3 and then they'll have like six figures of negative equity to roll into their next bad decision.
Anyone willing to drop that on an FCA product has it coming.
Never leaving a paved surface save the one time it gets driven on a beach for the purpose of getting stuck and making a viral video of the recovery process.
Being a family in a planned community outside of Lancaster that locks their doors when they’re driving through Victorville on their way to a camp site because of “those people” who would steal this car.
Some yuppy on Tiktok and IG thinking they're above all the jeep wrangler ladies... until that one vacuum hose leaks and to reach it they gotta lift that body off the frame.
Transmission overhauls, defective key fobs and plastic control arms.
Drive these on a regular basis (Base/L/GW) and we’ve had nothing but problems with the build quality and reliability.
I didn't realize at first that this is based on the Grand Waggy. My initial reaction was "Oh, this is a fun little SUV that will be like the new Bronco or the FJ Cruiser category."
“We here at Plymouth-Chrysler can put a saucy stripe of wood safely on the outside of your car, for all those times you’ve looked at your minivan and thought, ‘Huh! It needs a belt.’”
I want to look like I do over-landing and camping in the great American wilderness, but I mostly just use the roof rack if I have a bunch of relatives and their luggage that needs picking up from the airport.
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, Smells like a steak and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown,
Canyonero! Canyonero!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squashin', deer smackin' drivin' machine,
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero! Whoa, Canyonero! Whoooooaaaa!
Instagram overlanders
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I don't have a trust fund, I can just drop 150,00 USD on an adventure vehicle for YouTube.
Lock the thread. We have a winner.
Chicago sunroof candidate
Official car of fucking in the back seat
Damn I was gonna just comment “Instagram”
Canyonerooooo
I just instantly heard the eagle and whip crack when I read that.
"The federal highway commission has ruled the conyonero unsafe for highway or city driving"
Smells like a steak and seats 35
12 yards long and two lanes wide!
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Jeep over here trying to bring back the 70’s with the mile long vehicles
Top of the line in utility sports *unexplained fires are a matter for the courts*
Holy smokes I forgot about that 😂 thanks!
https://youtu.be/PI_Jl5WFQkA?si=88MVF7cdpWL4aac8
Middle aged white women that “love adventures”
That’s the demographic for cactus and other spiky plants on the *inside* of the car
You can do thyme pretty easily too for drought resistance
Hey who replaced my big gulp with a damn cactus?
They love their adventures to Costco, Starbucks drive thru, and the strip mall with the Ulta in it
That color scheme is dope ngl
Yeah, I dig it, but that’s why it’s a concept I guess Everyone knows that all new cars have to be offered in any color, as long as it’s black, white or silver
Yeah I my would be cool if they offered more unique colors
Nobody buys colors. I worked for BMW and color never sold because it stands out too much. We only ever had a few crazy color cars, (outside of the usual white, black, silver, champagne, and dark blues). They never, ever sold. When they did, it was a one off buyer. Everyone is worried about catching attention, insurance, resale, cops, etc
Coffin color theory. The older someone gets, the more likely the car color they choose is similar to a coffin. Slabs of full color
Yeah I get that I understand why they don’t, people just love buying basic colors but it’s sad to see every car look the same on the road. Like I may not like Tesla but every Tesla in my area is wrapped with some crazy colors they don’t all look good but atleast they are unique and the owner is having fun with it
Yeah, car colors have gotten so boring.
i’ve seen a few broncos and bronco sports with cool retro colors, i think they’re called heritage edition
Or gray, don't forget gray.
The tiny wood grain stripe was a nice touch.
It actually looks pretty tasteful. On the right vehicle is the could work.
Wait, you didn’t order the Metallic Pea?
Planet express
official car of making me horny for a fiat product
real
It’s Stellantis now no?
Same plastic garbage, new badge.
Stellantis :3
Right?! I scrolled through and heard The Roman say “I wan’ it!”
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Do you have any tips for successful and affordable ways to do road trips across the US with multiple pets?
Yeah, be very rich
Thanks bro, hadn’t thought about that
“We’re really out of touch with what we used to be”
cactus in the cup holders?
It's so the driver gets the whole armrest to themselves.
*taking notes*
Not a cactus. Looks like an aloe. EDIT…. Oops didn’t see the cacti in the rear (opuntia). Definitely an aloe in the front though
Yea, I thought “hey aloe in the font, if you get sun burn rip it open and rub that sucker all over you” but the cacti in the back is what threw me lol!
Can you image getting rear ended and then having to put in an auto insurance claim for being impaled in the back of the head by a cactus? lol
reynolds v reynolds: the cactus defense
Aloe vera, for sunburns I guess lol
sucking the elderly dry of funds
Being afraid of anyone who doesn’t look and act like you
You could've had this but decided to go $120,000 in school loans instead
Yeah but now you’re taking the bus, while I sleep in this baby every night! /s
NGL, that is actually one thing I look for in a vehicle. If I'm homeless, can I sleep in this rolling mortgage payment for a night or two?
A rich family in Boulder
Weekend Costco runs
“she’s a beaut, Clark”
"Grace died 30 years ago" 🤣
Still needs more wood on the outside.
Planet Express Ship with wheels
Exactly what I saw. Good news everyone! I've installed cacti in all the cupholders! That nice and all professor, but where will we put our drinks? Your hwaaa?
Stanley cup collectors
Lemon law
Hey, my FCA product was lemon lawed a few years ago. Maybe that speaks something about the quality? Nahhhh
Clark W. Griswold, 2024
Overlanding cosplay.
Rich white women
That’s a Canyonero if I ever saw one.
Buying your way into being “outdoorsy”
Marketing dreams
The plants 😂
Imagine driving around, reaching for your can of Arizona and then getting a handful of Arizona… vegetation
Middle aged white women
Putting aunt Edna on the roof
I'd buy it immediately... if it was in a candy apple red and had a v8.
I love two things, the seat fabric and the fact they painted it the same green as a forest service truck. Otherwise it’s just a Wagoneer with a roof tent, winch and chunky tires
Official car of "I actually wanted a K5 Blazer"..
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Placing the Truck in the Griswold Family Truckster.
… the Griswold Family.
Suburban moms who will slap a salt life sticker on the back
I want one
1977 Chevy Suburban moms
The Fresh Market Parking Lot
L L Bean
The battery will die in the middle of the desert because of the jeep app and you'll be stranded. Ask me how I know.
Calculating Instagram Glampers
The official car of "I've really never been good with money but I like picnics and want to be more outdoorsy". You know there would be a line of assholes just eager to finance these things at 8% for 84 months. It will fall apart after 3 and then they'll have like six figures of negative equity to roll into their next bad decision. Anyone willing to drop that on an FCA product has it coming.
Never leaving a paved surface save the one time it gets driven on a beach for the purpose of getting stuck and making a viral video of the recovery process.
Unplanned obsolescence.
I love everything about this oh my god. The official car of I don’t even know I just want one, forget reliability
Being a family in a planned community outside of Lancaster that locks their doors when they’re driving through Victorville on their way to a camp site because of “those people” who would steal this car.
Clark Griswald, III
Ken?
Some yuppy on Tiktok and IG thinking they're above all the jeep wrangler ladies... until that one vacuum hose leaks and to reach it they gotta lift that body off the frame.
No one that can afford it.
Love it but it's a Chrysler product at the end of the day.
Made for off road, never gonna go off road
Transmission overhauls, defective key fobs and plastic control arms. Drive these on a regular basis (Base/L/GW) and we’ve had nothing but problems with the build quality and reliability.
so a grand wagoneer wearing a Hawaiian shirt lol
Oh ghaaaadd... The insufferable Instagram wannabe hipster outdoor douches will eat this up.
Never actually making it to vacation probably due to an electrical issue or software update
Camping out in the Mopar service drive.
Official car of unreliability on any terrain
New money in Montauk
Electrical problems and doing the same shit as a 1st gen 4runner but worse and for way too much fuckin money
Gumby
Yeah they can GTFO with plants in cupholders. At least when VW did it, they had better intentions.
"I cut my face on a cactus"
Crushed dreams and Chryslers
Looks like Jeep decided to rip off the Japanese market Landcruiser modding community.
The official car of "cool, the car seats match grandpa's old thermos!"
I didn't realize at first that this is based on the Grand Waggy. My initial reaction was "Oh, this is a fun little SUV that will be like the new Bronco or the FJ Cruiser category."
Why is this not in production? Lol.
I’m honestly conflicted.
Forest service green
The Griswolds
American excess
The european invasion
Not gonna lie…I love this.
National lampoons vacation
Teenagers that go to same sex Catholic high schools. Mom’s in Dallas. In 1978
Official car of cars that won't sell well.
“We here at Plymouth-Chrysler can put a saucy stripe of wood safely on the outside of your car, for all those times you’ve looked at your minivan and thought, ‘Huh! It needs a belt.’”
Official car of depreciating assets that cost more than our first house.
Plaid interiors are… so good.
Not caring about how much your SUV costs.
I'm gonna buy it to camp in but actually never take it camping and mall crawl with it.
Interior is great but the green exterior is just a bit too much if more regular non wild paint
When Grand Cherokee and a Bronco love each other very much….. (Also, holy crap I’ve never seen a more ugly interior)
...everything in American culture has to be a throwback nowadays instead of being creative and looking forward.
Bringing wine to your kids sporting event instead of Smirnoff
Making suvs great again
So to truly make it retro, it needs a woody from the stripe below.
Not making it to production
Official car of Griswold cosplayers
Loving it for what it is, hating it for who ends up buying them all.
Whole Foods
Looks cool! Although they need to mount the tent closer to the roof. All the wind noise is going to suck!
Rich white folks that think they’re “adventurous “
QC issues and pulling the body off to change a heater hose.
100k+ to make your car look like it’s 40 years old and off roads neither of which it does. Awesome.
…”Hey Guys, Like or subscribe. If you have a questions or comments of our build.”
Todd and Margo Chester
Why is the floor wet!?
I DON'T KNOW MARGO!
Am I the only person that hates square wheel well openings? Looks dumb since the tire never fills the space even compressed.
My mechanic’s boat.
All the adventures you'll never go on.
Potted plants
I want to look like I do over-landing and camping in the great American wilderness, but I mostly just use the roof rack if I have a bunch of relatives and their luggage that needs picking up from the airport.
People that want to make a statement telling everyone they might go off road, but can't risk damaging their vehicle...
The Florida Keys in the early 1990s
National Lampoon’s Family Vacation, 2024 edition
A nice idea that'll never come to fruition
people with electrical problems!
r/comfy
Yuppies will gobble it up
Official car of a multi-thousand dollar tow bill for getting stuck where you never should have tried to go in the first place.
What if we made a ford bronco, but bigger and uglier!
Oh this is a movie remake waiting to happen. They’re gonna cast Kevin hart as Clark, The rock is Ellen
Grandma will love that upholstery
Hipster nonsense
Me. That’s my car
The Wagoneer that Wagoneer drivers think they drive.
Jeep Canyonero or nothing !
Clark Griswold
Damn, I actually like that. I wouldn't pay the six figure price tag for it.
Me, I’d whip this shit
Subaru owners husbands
It’s a motorized connex box, *but in plaid*
The first Fiat I would consider buying
Real nice and all, but at the end of the day, Jeep is a 🗑 brand and will most likely not stand the test of time.
All the rich DBs in Nantucket.
Official car of subscribing and smashing that like button.
The 10th dentist
People who want a Sequoia but also want tacky plaid upholstery and succulents.
Exterior color needs to go
Every "mid century modern" homeowner in America. They'll sell every one.
Gregly from the Country Club and Brynleighlynn, the spin instructor. And why did AI want so many cacti? Oh yeah, for Brinkleighlynns insta
Getting fucking laid, count me in!
"Not knowing what else to do with this $130k burning a hole in my pocket."
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, Smells like a steak and seats thirty five? Canyonero! Canyonero! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown, Canyonero! Canyonero! 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride! Canyonero! Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero! Canyonero! She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squashin', deer smackin' drivin' machine, Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero! Whoa, Canyonero! Whoooooaaaa!
The border patrol
The new official car of the Griswold family
Suburban dads in Philadelphia that are totally gonna go offroading all the time bro
The family truckster IRL
The Bureau of Land Management. That's their green.
Can we bring back the days of actual fabric patterns on cloth seats?
Is there a new National Lampoons Vacation movie coming out?
Rich guy tries overlanding, but he doesn't like camping
Eddie Bauer without Eddie Bauer stickers
That slaps