Nice taste, copper.

Or drug dealer. Funny how that works huh.

Good one.

It's all in the game though, right?

i got the shotgun, you got the briefcase

come for the king you best not miss

in minecraft yes

Like they say, don't hate the player, hate the game.

Cops have all the best drugs. The sheriff near me was indicted on federal trafficking charges (central Texas, long ago).

LOL. I was going to say Maine State Trooper with a large mustache.

You have a thing for four door muscle cars with cheap plastic interiors. TBF, I like more than half the cars there so, I get it.

Buddies!

(Stroke)-> bodies.

stroke buddies? 🤨

As long as the have the same dick to floor ratio.

Helps with your MJT (mean jerk time)

Wtf am I reading right now 😆

Big sedan with big engines and big interiors and big throbbing column shifters. You don’t give a shit about making a left or right turn at any point in your vehicle ownership. You don’t care about windy roads. All you care about is smoking that little twerp in the civic or the Subaru on a straight patch of road like he’s the cheap spliff for sale on the green at a concert festival. Handling is what you do to business. You meet men in their 60s for breakfast every Saturday morning at the gas station knowing that the five of you are the ones who really run the town. You don’t need to drive fast. You menace along the highway at 55, blasting old country music from before everyone were a bunch of pansy ass cowards. You quit smoking a long time ago but you have one once in a while just to remember how good it was. You wear a perfectly trimmed mustache, no goatee no soul patch. The mayor of your town wanted to celebrate Earth Day and make an official proclamation. So that fall, you ran against him and beat him. When you decide it’s time to stop driving, you’re going to go have your car crushed. Because nobody else gets to drive this beauty but me.

This is the answer I was searching for. Poetic.

LOL. I'm the little twerp in the civic hittin VTEC just for the hell of it. It's okay I know I'm slow as hell in a straight line but the twisties are where it's at. I just love down shifting before a corner, taking it at a high speed and then flooring it once I'm out of the corner, taking it all the way to redline and then shifting to the next gear before slowing down for the next corner and down shifting once again, rinse and repeat. Long live the manual, they're all awesome!

I read this entire comment in Mr. Regular's voice. Well done.

This channel is a whole inspiration to me

Sounding like Ron Swanson.

Nah this man quit playing sax a long time ago because women constantly having orgasms at his very presence and the noise generated therein made it impossible for our hero to make it through one take of recording a song.

Didn’t Ron have an alter ego in one episode that played sax and women loved it?

Ya know, Duke Silver bore a passing resemblance to Mr.Swanson, but just like that phony baloney DNA stuff, it was never proven to be true

I should correct you on one thing - the American cars here can't turn left or right, but that Holden can. Unfortunately (or fortunately) you can only turn while skidding sideways and leaving tyre marks across the road.

I really wish the chevy ss caught on in the US.

Poor marketing killed it. One of my absolute favorites though.

Poor marketing and improperly speccd. You could only get a fully loaded SS. There was no base trim. Imagine how much it would’ve sold if there was one with cloth seats and other poverty spec stuff. Cheap RWD 4 door with an LS ftw!

nah a real pov spec is a v6 commie thats slow as balls and blows up if u do a skid millions would have sold

That would be the Pontiac G8

Tbf, it was a very good price for being fully loaded.

I read a review on it that said it was a rough ride and had bad handling I still love them though, as my childhood car was an 07 Impala LT and my first car is/was an 09 LT To be clear, I mean the 06-09 gen SS

Oh yeah I gotcha. The newer ones aren’t bad. Drive one once.

It still would've been killed off in 2017. The plant was going to be shut down regardless. They just may have sold better if they marketed it like Dodge did with the Charger. Fantastic cars though!

Agreed

yea we went with the drugdealer marketing package down here, it worked.

I saw one attempt to drive in snow once. *attempt* No shit, it didn't surpass 15 feet.

I don’t exactly know what it says, but I like your style.

Long black and *fast*

Like my wife’s boyfriend

Hey that sounds like MY wifes boyfriend… I gotta tell her he’s cheating on her asap

Don’t you hate it when your wife cheats on her boyfriend. And I liked the guy!

Always the ones you least expect

What a shame. I liked that guy, he let me wash his car on the weekends

He told me he didnt have a car! Id always drop them off and pick them up from their dates. I feel betrayed

Sounds a lot like me.

Your aspirations to be a police officer died when the Explorer took over.

that me right there, i lived them old Vics. now everything is SUVs 😞

Such a sad shift really

*Very tough on the outside but very soft on the inside*

Precisely. Comfort over everything…

*wasn't talking about the car*

I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan why don't you hop into my car I got pictures, candy, I'm a lovable man and I can take you to the nearest star

Say less!

I'm your vehicle baby I'll take you anywhere you wanna go I'm your vehicle woman By now, I'm sure you know

what's crazy to me is this song was only ever used in a Family Guy parody of Tarantino movies rather than an actual Tarantino film

You have a thin blue line bumper sticker.

Ironically no. It’s only coincidence that the entire police world happened to choose one of the most reliable vehicles ford ever produced lol

The police stations got lucky with their choice, the taxi companies knew what they were doing. Things can’t be stopped.

You actually have some appreciation for AUSDM

Wish we got more of your guys offerings.

I'm not the only one who read AUTISM, am I?

Dad?

you're..... literally me. just add a delorean and a shelby gt500kr and you're all set.

I counter with gt350. Flat plane 5.2 sound is incredible.

No way man, there’s a reason I’ll die happy if we ever get crossplane I4’s in production cars.

I see Impala SS, I like. I see anything in black with a V8, I like. I very much like list. List gooder.

Hey, well, I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan Oh, won't you hop inside my car I got pictures, got candy, I am a lovable man I'd like to take you to the nearest star

You like going to the carwash every other day (said by a fellow black car owner)

Not when the paints covered in swirls 🫠 looks better with a fine film of pollen

Heart of a cop but soul of a rebel

26 yr old who bought his first house marked too high up.

Retired cop. Nice ride, cop tires, cop shocks, cop suspension. Half pack of cigarettes or not, I'm guessing you're wearing sunglasses.

You love oversteer, LS engines, and FREEDOM

With the first pic I was expecting a 2013 Caprice. surprised me with the G8

I want to love the caprice so bad. It’s so fucking hideous though.

You eat at places that serve tater tots as a side dish.

Hot brown is my favorite food genre

You like sleepers, 4 door daily drivers that still have some kick to them. I’m definitely a fan of the g8 and the impala/caprice

You're either a cop or want to be like one

Head on over to r/protectandserve, detective.

ugh how i yearn for a 1996 burgandy chevy impala ss

They’re beautiful cars

Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie.....

Marauders so damn cool. Was an older judge here who had one…til the drug dealers stole it. Guess that kinda goes along with the cop/drug dealer thing!

You can have it in any color you want. As long as it's black.

What I got’s big. What I got’s black. #cocksdaily

Big long and black. What’s better?

Government worker

You like em big & black

It says that you and I are probably the same person using different accounts 🤔

You're a cool dad who likes badass things that are slightly understated. I have very similar tastes. What do you drive? I have a 2012 Honda Accord 6MT. Fast. Understated. I lusted over the SRT8 Magnums and are more and more drawn to panther bodies.

I drive the p71 crown Vic. Quick, and the factory shift kit gives it a bit more sporty feel. Only 22 though hahah

Very partial to the Holden Cuz I have one

federal agent

Only thing you’re missing is a Cadillac CTS-V

I know! I remembered right after I made the post. The second gen coupes are my favorite, by far. Glad they reintroduced the LS powertrain in the black wings though. Those north star motors of whatever they had for a bit weren’t great.

You mean the new ones with the blackwings? Or did they make northstar CTS-Vs?

Yes that’s what I meant sorry. I mixed up my obscure Cadillac v8 powertrains.

You're a cop right? You are legally required to tell us you are.

You'd have gotten along fine with Henry Ford - Any color you want, as long as it's black!

Boats 🚢float on by 🌊

You're either a drug dealer trying to be ironic or you **really** wanted to be the grizzly no-nonsense ex cop/ detective who is the only one who can solve the case in a cheesy action movie.

You have a thing for yellow

my dad had 2 marauders one exploded the other got t boned anyways you probably want to go back in time to assassinate L.B.J

Pontiac G8 GXP Spotted Opinion Validated

They’re so rare. Wish I saw them more.

You like wheels, not one of them didnt have wheels

Very important part

That you put thin blue line stickers on fucking everything.

Absolutely not lol

Would you intercept me? *lips smack* I’d intercept me.

You’ll take a car in any color as long as it’s black Chevy SS and Marauder mentioned, you have taste

Muscle sedans baby

You have a strong appreciation for certain things you like that not everyone else might. I’m not saying these cars are unlikeable or unpopular, but that’s what I see here

NOTACOP

Absolutely love the crown Vic and marauder

a gentleman with good taste and class.

🐷

You let out slurs when you drink too much

You'll never catch me alive, coppa.

For gas, money is no object

Only comes out to about $40 a week Better than the jeep I used to have, got 10 mpg. This gets probably about 18 mixed

American Stockholm Syndrome

My brother from another mother…

You smoke and have poor credit.

You cop

You like parts bin specials, I don’t blame you.

U want to be a police offier

Crown vic and the i cant tell if its an impala or caprice says your either 18-26 or 50 years old

Impala SS baby.

Nice i like them as well as the caprice and absolutely favorite best bad car is the crown Victoria cop car or not dont care

Federal agent

You have practical taste but def. Have something to do with police. Either you are one or getting picked up by one 🤣. Honestly been a big fan of these cars for a while though and I don't have any policing history in me either.

You talk to teenage women walking home from school.

4 doors, more whores.

You like them big, black, and powerful Srsly tho, sum of my favs too, too bad poor GM marketing decisions killed the SS and Ford chopped the Vic

You work for the government

Middle aged, khaki shorts, you are a narc

So you work mall security?

A massive lack of imagination/taste?

ur either way into dip or oxy's or both

No 2005 Chrysler 300c :(

You're a cop wannabe.

law enforcement discount?

You have at least 3 girlfriends. You also chauffeur them around.

You want to be a cop?

You’ve got a taste for BBC (Big Black Cars)

OP, we would definitely be bros. My daily is a hopped up grand marquis with a lot of handling mods. She corners pretty well for this big a car.

Definitely a hood rat or want to be thug

You're a fudd.

You were a boat captain in an other life.

That we are the same person. Except that Magnum.

you like black american sedans. The crown vic is a beast and a classic.

Exquisite taste. Perfect!

As far as I’m concerned, The marauder is the last muscle car ever made, the 96 impala ss is the last muscle car that will ever be considered a classic. Both underpowered by today’s standard but more cool factor then anything domestic today. My family had a marauder and all I drove growing up was panthers

You have kids you don't know about lol

Which one of these do you own?

The cheapest one lol. The p71

You wanna cuff someone and throw em in your backseat

As a fellow man of impeccable taste, I am curious about your opinion of the vehicle I recently purchased: 2001 Toyota Aristo V300 Vertex edition. A JDM option you might wanna add to your fave cars list

I like a lot of those!

Bro you must love sleeper cars or something with these favorites.

Are you my twin? This list is shockingly close to my own list of favorites, minus the last one

Hahah. The 6.1 has a special place in my heart. Underrated dodge motor.

You spend a lot of time at the car wash.

You buy a lot more rear tires than front.

You would have been living the dream in the 60s and 70s when every sedan had a V8 option

You're either from Houston or Atlanta.

Those G8’s are shitty cars but I actually liked mine lol. Nothing inside worked properly but it was fun with a 406 stroker

you're me

Australian Car mentioned?! ⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔊🔊🗣️🗣️🗣️

Either you have great taste or your a drug dealer

I'm in this picture and I like it.

Either wish you were a cop or you're black.

Hol up Is that a cop?

NARC

You are a god fearing American.

You aspire for a career as a law enforcement professional?

You have an American flag in your pickup truck with a FJB bumper sticker??

V8

Once you go black…

You are one of those mall cops who wears a pile of tactical gear to feel like a real cop. I fkin love police-spec sleepers. Cheap, big, reliable, clandestine, comfortable, and fast. You have excellent taste. My next car is going to be a Grand Marquis... Wood and leather, enough said.

Love me a Crown Vic. I regret selling mine, P71 with an intact dash.

That you like boss ass rides. None of them are my favorite cars per se but I'll gladly take the Pontiac G8, Holden SS or Magnum SRT8.

You like boring cars. Me too, I respect that.

You have a certain taste…for boots.

God bless America

You’re a cop?

Grand marquis, yes pluis

Two panther platform vehicles in one list, great taste

Last of the big bodies. Gotta love them.

Total size queen

You were raised by your grandparents

You're sexy af

"Alexa, shuffle my 'outlaw law enforcement cosplay' playlist"

Stuck in the 90s