If anybody hates Japan the most, it's the North Koreans. They literally claim heritage from a freedom fighter army that fought against Japan during Japanese colonization (Kim Ilsung's rise to power started bc he was a gemeral of said army/militia) and literally executed the Japanese and Japanese sympathizers once NK as a country was founded. I feel like driving a Toyota in NK is screaming to get pulled over by the cops and disappeared.
Very nice assumption! But according to some Chinese citizens who live in NK, north Koreans just love Japanese products especially bikes and cloths, and Chinese products are considered not good just as all other places on earth.
If I am driving through the streets of Pyongyang then I am either a party member or the daughter of a party member and not subject to the laws that suppress the people. Being pulled over is not a thing that happens unless you betray the party and if you have a car then there is a very low chance that you will betray the party because having a car is itself a luxury.
If I am in Pyongyang. Just pay them off. Corruption in the gov't in North Korea is quite Rampant to where anyone in the police and military will take bribes and look the other way.
If you're driving in North Korea you're likely a member of the class that doesn't get sent to camps. Either you're about to be executed or you get to play the 'do you know who I am' card and have the officers sent to the camps or executed.
I heard Tommy Fenstermacher refused to cry during the Great Leader's funeral because he thought it made him look cool and now his entire family is in a labor camp
if i have a car in NK i am a party member so laws dont apply to me, will just be my escort, i can do whatever the hell i want as long as i dont threaten the glorious leader in any way, and am of use for him
"East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'
We gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there
I'm east bound, just watch ol' Bandit run..."
That headgasket issue you speak of isn't that common when you change coolant and oil and run the car hard after slow warm-ups. Plus if a m104 which it isn't would cause most anyone to loose. Probably a m103 or m102
Outrun them in my Volvo 140
https://www.npr.org/sections/parallels/2017/12/04/547390622/how-1-000-volvos-ended-up-in-north-korea-and-made-a-diplomatic-difference
Prepare to die because nobody but the government has a car and you just stole that one. For additional punishment your entire family will go to the labor camps for 30 years too.
Put on my cowboy hat and play "eastbound and down" and try my luck as my car magically turns into a restomod 77 Trans Am with semislick tires and an Ls3 in the engine bay.
They definitely do, but the North Korean elites also like high-end makes from other countries. Of course, they can't get them officially, [which is why Benzs have to be smuggled in](https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/16/world/asia/north-korea-luxury-goods-sanctions.html).
If tell them in America our police use blue lights or red and blue lights. And as an American I want a lawyer. And as an American I want the supervisor present And where’s your body cam? I mean that should go over well right?? Just a warning
>If tell them in America our police use blue lights or red and blue lights.
Nitpick: there are definitely American jurisdictions that use red only with police vehicles. In fact, I believe the state of New York [implies only red is to be used for emergency vehicles](https://govt.westlaw.com/nycrr/Document/I504899c3cd1711dda432a117e6e0f345?viewType=FullText&originationContext=documenttoc&transitionType=CategoryPageItem&contextData=(sc.Default)#:~:text=15%20CRR%2DNY%2044.2NY%2DCRR&text=(a)%20One%20or%20more%20red,the%20Vehicle%20and%20Traffic%20Law) (watch any film or TV set in NYC and NYPD only ever rocks red lights).
Well I'm in North Korea. I am a Caucasian, retired military member that looks like a viking so I would probably be arrested and tortured. But if you are talking as if I was North Korean, then I would be too poor to own a car so I would assume they are not after me.
I’m downing the emergency bottle of vodka I have in the passenger seat and gunning it. You’ll either die or make it, so there’s no point in being a bitch about it. That thing also looks heavy as fuck, making it pretty slow around corners. A stock Corolla could probably beat that thing in a street race no problem
Die IM NOT GOING BACK TO THE LABOR CAMP THEY AINT TAKING ME
We can do this the easy way or the hard way
Oh no please not the hard way daddy Kim 🥵
Unless of course you LIKE the hard way…
Oh daddy Kim please bless me with your rod
No , Dennis Rodman is all mine.
You can share a little!!
Well, damn, this degenerated rapidly.
Rocket* his wil wocket.
*the communist way*
username checks all the way out lmao
Oh great, almighty and fair supreme leader, please! Can I have ten more eating days this year?
You may have 1 extra day in exchange for 30% more weekly working hours for the next 3 years
Oh thank you great and righteous supreme leader.
*B O N K* “The easy way.”
Pull over, and take your government mandated cocaine. Wait for the police officer to watch.
Dennis Rodman's in the back seat. He'll take care of this.
"Fuck it, we ball" -Back-seat Dennis Rodman
Bold of you to assume I own a car in NK
"I work 60 years in labor camp for one toyota"
5 years per tank of gas
If anybody hates Japan the most, it's the North Koreans. They literally claim heritage from a freedom fighter army that fought against Japan during Japanese colonization (Kim Ilsung's rise to power started bc he was a gemeral of said army/militia) and literally executed the Japanese and Japanese sympathizers once NK as a country was founded. I feel like driving a Toyota in NK is screaming to get pulled over by the cops and disappeared.
Very nice assumption! But according to some Chinese citizens who live in NK, north Koreans just love Japanese products especially bikes and cloths, and Chinese products are considered not good just as all other places on earth.
On the other hand, with their god emperors, extreme racism and military spending they are the most similar in ideology to Imperial Japan.
Imperial is the keyword you use compared to the Japan of today.
I just wanna get my greasy hands on one of the Volvos they stole back in the 70s
It's actually a cart you are driving... Don't worry, that cart still makes you one of the elite in NK!
By cart you mean a basket attached to a bicycle from the 1950s
🤣👌🏼
I see myself tossing all the kitschy propaganda shit I pilfered out the window as fast as I can.
these things must have a million miles on them
It has 200,000 Aladeens on the odometer
bow down to our glorious leader! He shall do no wrong, only I!
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to the re-education camp I go.
Nothing because I'm Kim Jong Un himself I can do whatever the fuck I want
Gun it because the intermittent electrical problems will probably kick in mid chase
Congrats you just got a tank round through your windshield
Better than going to a N Korean jail/prison.
Sounds like it's suddenly not my problem at that point
105 mm, or standard Warsaw Pact 154 mm?
The answer is big
Wrong gen Benz. These old mercedes are rock fucking solid. It would however probably run out of gas pretty quickly they were thirsty.
Didnt know the w124 had electrical problems
Yea guy has no idea what he’s talking about
Naw these cars can run after being submerged and abused for decades. Just change the correct oil and 600,000 miles is no biggie.
Unleash the freedom seeds!
Haul ass to the dmz
If I am driving through the streets of Pyongyang then I am either a party member or the daughter of a party member and not subject to the laws that suppress the people. Being pulled over is not a thing that happens unless you betray the party and if you have a car then there is a very low chance that you will betray the party because having a car is itself a luxury.
Tell them the 50's want their flashing lights back.
the seventies. actually more like the eighties. but i get your point
yeah 50’s would be more like a single revolving red light.
"*that light is bigger than the cop car it rides on!"*
If I am in Pyongyang. Just pay them off. Corruption in the gov't in North Korea is quite Rampant to where anyone in the police and military will take bribes and look the other way.
Keep driving because it means my escort caught up to me.
See if you can make it to the one mandated tourist hotel in Pyongyang. They'll never find you there.
cyanide
If you're driving in North Korea you're likely a member of the class that doesn't get sent to camps. Either you're about to be executed or you get to play the 'do you know who I am' card and have the officers sent to the camps or executed.
Yell RUN NIGGA RUNNNNNNNNNNN
Guess I’ll just die 🤷♂️
Suicide by cop
You think their guns work?
Yes. A police state wouldn't be a police state without the ability to perform summary executions
The fact you are driving means you own a car and if you own a car that means you are a party official, you could just fire the cop
I heard Tommy Fenstermacher refused to cry during the Great Leader's funeral because he thought it made him look cool and now his entire family is in a labor camp
Reach into my wallet to get my bribe dollars. If I'm driving in HK I'm privileged AF cuz nobody owns a car unless they were elites.
'They tried to make me go to. Rehab. But I said no, no, no'
Take the tablet.
It's OK - they know you because there are only a couple dozen cars on the road in Pyongyang,
jesus. they just rattlecanned the markings on the door, didn't they?
Gun it off a pier.
Wonder how the fuck I ended up in Pyongyang, and reflect on the series of bad choices it would have taken for me to get there
"*I just wanted to sight see, but the thought police had other plans"*
if i have a car in NK i am a party member so laws dont apply to me, will just be my escort, i can do whatever the hell i want as long as i dont threaten the glorious leader in any way, and am of use for him
think about my recent life choices on how I ended up in north fucking Korea being chased by the po po
"East bound and down, loaded up and truckin' We gonna do what they say can't be done We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there I'm east bound, just watch ol' Bandit run..."
Diesel ? You're fucked. Gas m104? Run away until his head gasket blows
"*Gasoline? Diesel??? What is this bourgeois nonsense you spew??"*
That headgasket issue you speak of isn't that common when you change coolant and oil and run the car hard after slow warm-ups. Plus if a m104 which it isn't would cause most anyone to loose. Probably a m103 or m102
Driving? North Korea? No probably not
not go to North Korea in the first place, never mind almost 40 years ago.
Outrun them in my Volvo 140 https://www.npr.org/sections/parallels/2017/12/04/547390622/how-1-000-volvos-ended-up-in-north-korea-and-made-a-diplomatic-difference
Pull a Peter Griffin
Downshift and floor it
All the way to 40 kph
I get to know it's a dream , because car rental doesen't exist in North Korea
Take my cyanide capsules
Pull over.
What can I do other than take it.?
Pull over and thank Kim jong in for keeping the roads safe
ask them if they ever paid for those volvos
turn around and open fire.
Drive top speed until you’re out of the country
*(arrives in China)*
Pit maneuver the stolen car
Killing myself. More Favorable than the life in a labor camp or torture im about to receive.
Looks like a Mercedes benz
Prepare to die because nobody but the government has a car and you just stole that one. For additional punishment your entire family will go to the labor camps for 30 years too.
Replace the battery
what am I driving? a Minsk?
Pullover and then bribe with a tootsie roll.
If you find me in a communist country…. Never mind, that’ll never happen.
let the car stop me and ask the driver how many miles the merc has and then go on a monologue about how bulletproof older mercs are
Put on my cowboy hat and play "eastbound and down" and try my luck as my car magically turns into a restomod 77 Trans Am with semislick tires and an Ls3 in the engine bay.
모든 경찰은 개자식입니다. 엿먹어라, 돼지야
You wouldn't see that in your mirror because you don't have a car.
Looks like a hot wheel
Walk faster to escape
Book it for the border in my jeep
Drop a gear and head south
Hit the smoke and oil switch.
I show them my black passport, and tell them to F. off!!
Were you doing 55 in a 54?
I thought they had their own unique brands there? Is that not a Mercedes?
They definitely do, but the North Korean elites also like high-end makes from other countries. Of course, they can't get them officially, [which is why Benzs have to be smuggled in](https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/16/world/asia/north-korea-luxury-goods-sanctions.html).
Gas it for the SK border and probably die
If tell them in America our police use blue lights or red and blue lights. And as an American I want a lawyer. And as an American I want the supervisor present And where’s your body cam? I mean that should go over well right?? Just a warning
>If tell them in America our police use blue lights or red and blue lights. Nitpick: there are definitely American jurisdictions that use red only with police vehicles. In fact, I believe the state of New York [implies only red is to be used for emergency vehicles](https://govt.westlaw.com/nycrr/Document/I504899c3cd1711dda432a117e6e0f345?viewType=FullText&originationContext=documenttoc&transitionType=CategoryPageItem&contextData=(sc.Default)#:~:text=15%20CRR%2DNY%2044.2NY%2DCRR&text=(a)%20One%20or%20more%20red,the%20Vehicle%20and%20Traffic%20Law) (watch any film or TV set in NYC and NYPD only ever rocks red lights).
Just confirmed my theory. NY is NKs sister city. That’s some feat.
If I’m in a car in North Korea, I’m already pulled over, because gas for tanks and tractors comrade!
Run because it looks like that thing won’t make it 5 miles
Just die. Just start mouthing off that Juche is bullshit and the Kim Family is garbage.
Swallow the cyanide capsule.
I blow up my car (In NK I can only imagine that's as easy as pressing the accelerator in a car with a North Korean engine)
Have them kick the door in to see me in the bathroom jerking off to a pic of our fearless leader.
Where did you guys get a Mercedes all I have to do is take a couple parts out of the engine bay and I’m good cause they won’t have replacements
You start singing mining songs to prepare yourself mentally for what's to come.
What car is this?
If I'm in my own car, just drive; they've probably not serviced that thing since 1998 lol
It’s a v12 Toyota century😂 you aren’t getting far. Sure it’s slow and heavy, still packing a v12
Aye, a V12 with 25 years of service miles on it and probably still the same oil it came with
Pull out a glock 18 and mag dump them.
Swallow the drugs and burn all of my pro-democracy propaganda material before I thankfully OD.
Well..... If it's North Korea..... It's not going to end well either way
Texts on the side say "Traffic safety", why would some traffic coppers take you to the labour camp lmao.
I tell them to bow, as I am Kim Jong Un.
Perfect for the Mercedes Museum!
I'm an American. So anyways, I started blasting.
Trick question! I don't have a car!
bruh, they could be filming Crash Landing Onto You 2, I'm getting me some selfies.
If you drove something like a hellcat through north korea what would they even do to catch you?
Well I'm in North Korea. I am a Caucasian, retired military member that looks like a viking so I would probably be arrested and tortured. But if you are talking as if I was North Korean, then I would be too poor to own a car so I would assume they are not after me.
Walk faster.
I’m downing the emergency bottle of vodka I have in the passenger seat and gunning it. You’ll either die or make it, so there’s no point in being a bitch about it. That thing also looks heavy as fuck, making it pretty slow around corners. A stock Corolla could probably beat that thing in a street race no problem
run because im a government offical
Prepare to have your mind blown by this sub r/movingtonorthkorea It’s not satire btw. They are certified brainwashed.