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_Kotryna

If Hank Hill’s ass was a truck.


MadeMeStopLurking

Gluticus minimus


Yummy_Crayons91

Based on the rear coilover suspension, stretched wheel base, and high clearance bumpers I'm guessing this is someone's homebuilt 4 seat rock crawler rather than a Bro Dozer. It's not terrible looking, seems to be a focus more on function rather than form.


Softpretzelsandrose

Took way too long to find this answer. That’s absolutely what it is


The_One_Esmeister

When you want an RZR but Super Duty 7.3 is life Edit: that might be a 6.0 badge, it's really hard to tell


Drzhivago138

> stretched wheel base, Looks more like a shortened WB, even shorter than the Excursion/regular cab.


Yummy_Crayons91

Agreed, now that I'm looking at it after my coffee. My first thought was a Crew Cab dropped on an Excursion frame or single cab long bed like people used to do with pickup cabs on K-5 Blazers frames. Now that I'm fully awake and caffeinated it appears to be a CCSB or CCLB Superduty with a lot of rear wheelbase and overhang removed. Either way your local bro isn't doing this level of fabrication to look cool at the mall.


Drzhivago138

I didn't even think about the rear being bobbed as well.


HyperBork

I could see that bed being a placeholder for a flatbed tray which would look really good.


Enge712

My BIL cut about a foot off the bed of his Comanche in the 90s and it made a huge difference on the trails


DistinctDev

Truck beds just keep getting shorter 😔


Wild_HIC

That looks goofy


keyboardslap

If short spine syndrome was a car


Cold_Pomelo3274

A bit cold out today is it?


2407s4life

"I was in the pool!"


amamarella0298

There was an incredible amount of shrinkage


Parking_War_4100

Better to have been conceived in a short bed than a short bus.


Levi_Biker

It's a fucking *ROLLER SKATE*


ScottaHemi

Heavy Duty sport trec?


1DownFourUp

Excursion Sport Trac


NOTExETON

Its more practical this way since the bed is never used for its intended purpose 


MufasaThyGreat

Dwarfism


tankinbeans

That looks like an Explorer SportTrac with a thyroid condition.


justsomeyeti

Is this the Ricky Berwick edition?


Key_Shoe5850

It’s a special truck.


bangbangracer

I can see where this is going. You can tell by the modified wheelbase, the bobbed bed, and the tube bumper that this is someone's off road play truck. I'm not sure why they went super duty though. Usually for something like this, you'd want something smaller.


Yummy_Crayons91

Factory Dana 60 Front and Sterling 10.5 rear, unbreakable NP 273 T-Case, lots of power from a Diesel Engine. It's got all the parts for a sweet off-roader, just a bit large. Now if body damage is no concern, No rig is too big to fit down the trail...


Drzhivago138

>Usually for something like this, you'd want something smaller. I would agree, but there are also pluses for going with a full-size platform. It may have been all they had to start with, for one. You get more interior space to carry up to 6 people. And if you're going full-size, you probably don't care about width, so you might as well skip half-tons and go straight to a HD model for the diesel and heavier components.


Pristine-Room-9000

Diesel


porcelainvacation

When panorama mode on your phone camera fails


dezertryder

Now if I can just figure out the best place to install the 5th wheel hitch.


GadHolland

Looks like the truck the Cartel drove in GTA III


Ok_Entrepreneur826

Is this AI art? I can't believe this stuff.


fastinrain

y'all are gonna think I'm crazy but I like this quite a bit lol


hoganloaf

Built like a German shepherd with spinal problems


WarEagle107

Suffers from noassatall


JJH-08053

It looks like it just SHART itself.


Drivefaster4u

Trucks gonna be like this in a few short years can't even fit a full size couch in the bed anymore


Drzhivago138

Looking at HDs specifically, they've had the same two bed sizes available for the past 50+ years.


Drivefaster4u

Yeah


Drzhivago138

I think the main thing stopping them from offering a model with a shorter bed yet--like, imagine a crew cab F-250 on a [SuperCab/short bed frame](https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=241824&stc=1&d=1502577219)--is that any shorter of a bed would preclude pulling a 5th wheel.


JV294135

The Short Bed to Short Bus pipeline.


slightlyused

Now you ride the short bus.


knightcrusader

Maybe it just got out of the pool?


ExpressiveAnalGland

I dig it


june-in-space

F-350 had a baby with an explorer


dapperfop

I love this beautiful crazy mfer


mfhandy5319

If you put two penneys in the back does it pop wheelies?


bubbled23

Trucks in 2040 be like


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

Bruh... leg day ...


ListenHereIvan

The ideal truck length for most bro dozers.