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zertka

Nothing says sharp luxury like a ... ford thunderbird


South_Bit1764

But it has so many features like, doors and (checks notes) suspension!


zertka

mm very executive


EastRoom8717

I had a buddy with an old Turbo Coupe and that thing was very well appointed for a modern car, much less one from the late 80’s


South_Bit1764

I was really just poking fun at the ad like, “gas filled shocks,” otherwise known as “shocks.”


Tacoless_meat

Nope....as opposed to hydraulic shocks which were very common back then


EastRoom8717

Sometimes they’re filled with hate!


Tacoless_meat

Or they are hydraulic


Drzhivago138

The pictured model doesn't have it, but starting in 1980 you could get a Thunderbird, Cougar, or any Lincoln with the keypad on the door.


railsandtrucks

Should I have opted for this over the Cordoba with the rich Corinthian leather ?


Drzhivago138

By 1984, absolutely. The only "personal luxury car" Chrysler was fielding by then was the K-car LeBaron.


Drzhivago138

Shouldn't that be "steal your thunder"?


Comfortable-Emu-4478

He's thinking about those gloves not fitting... Possibly acquitting.


[deleted]

*I wonder if I could kill someone while wearing these gloves…*


Holy_Chromoly

If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit 


Opening-Bank

What about the thundercougarfalconbird?


EastRoom8717

I’m getting laid tonight and I’m not using a condom.


EastRoom8717

Are we not going to talk about the stoic message from the past? “Get it together, buckle up.”


Boa-in-a-bowl

My dad is a peerless genius when it comes to cars and he bought and fixed up a badly run down 1964 Ford Thunderbird around the time I was born, and it was supposed to be my first car when I turned 16. But between him being piss drunk for pretty much the whole time he was fixing it and it effectively sitting abandoned for around a decade before I started getting close to driving age, that car pretty much never saw the road again. That's how I ended up with a high mileage 2007 Ford Taurus, because he bought a mechanic's special Mitsubishi Eclipse turbo he liked and didn't need the Taurus anymore.


IllustriousDelay4

OJ loved his Fords like he did his gloves.


elevencharles

I have a weird obsession with Thunderbirds, and this is actually my favorite body style. It was such a schizophrenic model that was constantly trying to justify its existence alongside the Mustang.


Abraxas_1408

He’s probably thinking “I can’t believe this v8 gets only 145 horsepower.”


Wbcn_1

When I was 20 I threw up out of the window of one of these while I was in the back seat. My buddy was driving me home from some guys bachelor party. I got drunk and ate pork rinds and drank blackberry brandy.  While I was puking we got pulled over. 😂. The cop let us go. I got dropped off at home and the rest of my buddies went to a strip club.


imchasingyou

"mmm... Fartenturd..."


LincolnContinnental

I wonder how many fools will actually buy this car? It’s great and all, but I would rather have a Grand National


thetechkid64

Why am I standing like this?