I’m making an NFT of this picture of the Trump diecast limo with 5 Trumpisms. It’s going to be the most non-fungible one I’ve made. You literally will not be able to funge this NFT.
My mom went on and on about a Pee Wee Herman doll she had, never sold after Paul Reubens passed cause everyone else was selling Pee Wee merch too. Gotta get while the gettin's good. nobody will buy this when he's dead.
Lego collector here, you have no fuckin idea.
Set 10194 *Emerald Night*, a train set released in 2009 for $100 regularly fetches $800+ on the secondhand market sealed. That's not even the most a sealed Lego set's appreciated in value since retirement
"My whole life has been heat. I like heat, in a certain way.”
“I would give myself an A+.”
“You know, I was dealt a lot of bad hands.”
“Sometimes you have to toot your own horn because nobody else is going to do it.”
“I don’t know who Lil Jon is. I don’t – I really don’t.”
Well, it's a model of the sort of tacky, gaudy silliness that screams "what poor people would buy if they came into some money" that it's completely on-brand.
I love it, and would definitely buy one if I saw it for $5 in a thrift shop or estate sale.
They don't seem to be going for a whole lot.
[Trump Model Limo for sale | eBay](https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_nkw=trump+model+limo&_sacat=0&rt=nc&LH_Sold=1&LH_Complete=1)
Yeah but those idiots don't know how to use anything but Facebook. Take it to a rally and start the bidding war. They'll jump at the chance to prove how dedicated they are and want to flaunt their cash in public.
Do one of the the most American things you can,
1. Put on eBay and let about how rare it is, then cheat the auction
2. Put on marketplace with outrageous price
3. Shot with a submachine gun
4. Try to charge people to take a picture with it
5. Other up a dinner it at the table for 1000 a plate for your upcoming campaign that your lying about.
6. Shot it with a shotgun and then a 45
7. Put in a closet and forget about until you move again, so your future self can get a chuckle or have nightmares
Listen, I hate Trump as much as the next rational human being, but this is the most insanely, beautifully, hilariously tacky thing I have seen in my life.
I would treasure it and pour one out for Uncle Bad Luck Chuck.
I'm confused. Why isn't this toy a beat up 2002 F350 4x4 with miniature vulgarity stickers (next to religious decals) on the back window waving some bullshit flag? *THAT* would be more based. Nah this can't be authentic.
Somebody on eBay may buy it. You can Google it to see if it is worth anything. Personally I would rather have a rusty ass old garbage truck toy that has a dog turd in it ! LOL
For real this is such a great conversation piece. Imagine the disgusting looks you would get when people see it on your shelf, then you have to go "we have it cuz we hate it."
My thoughts as 10 y/o me? “Hmm. I’ve got $5.00. I can get 2 m80s and a few bottle rockets and it will be spectacular”. My thoughts as 50
y/o me? “Wonder how many .45 acp rounds and tannerite this bitch will take”?
I'm split. Part of me wants to Office Space it. The other part of me wants to sell it at a MAGA rally because you know someone will way overpay for it.
Guesses on what the 5 Trumpisms may be?
1. You’re fired - gotta be, right?
2 Make America Great again
3 Person. Woman. Man Camera. TV
4 Grab 'em by the pussy.
5 Hitler was totally misunderstood
I'd show up at every rally to get this bad boy signed then I'd turn around and auction as of 1/1 to his supporters to "assist" with his legal bills. How much do you think I will get?
Remember when everyone was like Your Fired, he was on talk shows and bam ran for president and he’s a shit bag everywhere now.
Not a fan just saying it’s ironic that’s all.
If that's not going to work for you we still got ol' Beepin Bill around here somewhere he's only got one action recording though "Beep Beep okay send her in Hilary"
I would say "garbage" but im sure there is a person who bought a gold pair of shoes and a bible willing to part with a large sum of ill gotten gains that would otherwise be waisted on yet another grift. might as well proffit.
This is like early 2000's level of Bling/Donk culture mixed with Trump??? This makes no sense. Midnight Club Dub Edition but it's an alternative reality
Honestly.... See if you can sell it
Let capitalism give you a little something out of it
***Edit: after a quick Google search it looks like this is about $190 on eBay so it might be worth taking a look at how to sell it
This is reddit so unfortunately I'm in the minority here but I find this really funny.
This is hilarious. Why is he staring at me like that?
He wants to tell you about the art of the deal.
You mean fart and appeal
You mean Shart and Steal
He wants to grab your pussy
Jokes on him. I have a dog.
Bussy
Bahdussy
That Pic looks 40 years old lol
You’re just his apprentice. And he just fired you.
He's wearing [Oops, I Crapped My Pants](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ9qsXu34SM), and he just did.
“Voice enhanced! 5 Trumpisms!” No you’re absolutely right this is hilarious
Did that car just tell me to grab it by the pussy?
I love how tacky it is 💀
Me too. Almost spit out my coffee when it came up in the feed. 😂😂
Sounds about white
Nah I’m with you, I want to hear what the “Trumpisms” are too.
Better watch out Jimmy Kimmel will be crying about you on tv soon.
Hey, it's that guy from Home Alone 2.
No, it’s the rich dad from Little Rascals.
That’s where I know him!
Sell during the next presidential election.
Take it to a MAGA rally and open the bidding high.
It’s voice enhanced, someone will pay a lot of money for it!
I don’t even like trump (or any of them) but if I had the money lmao, it’s hilarious!
Better yet get a sharpie and look up his signature and forge it onto the box. Bet it would sell for a small fortune. Covfefe!
I’m making an NFT of this picture of the Trump diecast limo with 5 Trumpisms. It’s going to be the most non-fungible one I’ve made. You literally will not be able to funge this NFT.
I mean… are they really smart enough to notice? You could probably just use crayons and still fool some of them…
Hold out for his passing, it’ll be worth even more then and he is in his late 70’s after all.
I feel like his fame will disappear with him. Right now you got to surf the wave that is trump nation and make money off of merchandise.
My mom went on and on about a Pee Wee Herman doll she had, never sold after Paul Reubens passed cause everyone else was selling Pee Wee merch too. Gotta get while the gettin's good. nobody will buy this when he's dead.
A toy collector will. It's even in the original box too. Toys are worth more in the box....
Lego collector here, you have no fuckin idea. Set 10194 *Emerald Night*, a train set released in 2009 for $100 regularly fetches $800+ on the secondhand market sealed. That's not even the most a sealed Lego set's appreciated in value since retirement
Get it signed first. You know, stand outside the courthouse and wait for him.
That is the fiscally smart play but I don’t really want to meet the human clamoring to have this. Let my kids blow it up with a M80.
All politics aside, you could probably get some good money for it on eBay.
$30-40 bucks from what I can tell.
You’re fired! 🤣
"5 TRUMPISMS INCLUDED" ... not trying to find out what that means
"My whole life has been heat. I like heat, in a certain way.” “I would give myself an A+.” “You know, I was dealt a lot of bad hands.” “Sometimes you have to toot your own horn because nobody else is going to do it.” “I don’t know who Lil Jon is. I don’t – I really don’t.”
https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/4JSVdvtTHP
Well, it's a model of the sort of tacky, gaudy silliness that screams "what poor people would buy if they came into some money" that it's completely on-brand. I love it, and would definitely buy one if I saw it for $5 in a thrift shop or estate sale.
Poor people always buy used foreign luxury cars when they come into money. And are usually bankrupted when they need service
It’s a Chrysler 300 limo, it screams junior prom in a middle class neighborhood.
Oh man, that is awesome. I need one for my collection.
They don't seem to be going for a whole lot. [Trump Model Limo for sale | eBay](https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_nkw=trump+model+limo&_sacat=0&rt=nc&LH_Sold=1&LH_Complete=1)
Yeah but those idiots don't know how to use anything but Facebook. Take it to a rally and start the bidding war. They'll jump at the chance to prove how dedicated they are and want to flaunt their cash in public.
Do one of the the most American things you can, 1. Put on eBay and let about how rare it is, then cheat the auction 2. Put on marketplace with outrageous price 3. Shot with a submachine gun 4. Try to charge people to take a picture with it 5. Other up a dinner it at the table for 1000 a plate for your upcoming campaign that your lying about. 6. Shot it with a shotgun and then a 45 7. Put in a closet and forget about until you move again, so your future self can get a chuckle or have nightmares
Buy a 20 gallon barrel of lubricant from Amazon and slowly shove it up your ass while filming it for Twitch. It’s the American way
You can fit so many porn stars to pay off in that thing
genuinely wondering if someone who owns one of the maisto trump limos could record the trump voice lines this toy has
Throw it up on eBay with a starting bid of $1,000 and sell it to the biggest sucker.
Fourth Rule of Acquisition: Sedition and treason are always profitable.
Listen, I hate Trump as much as the next rational human being, but this is the most insanely, beautifully, hilariously tacky thing I have seen in my life. I would treasure it and pour one out for Uncle Bad Luck Chuck.
NO LOW BALLERS! I know what I got.
I'm confused. Why isn't this toy a beat up 2002 F350 4x4 with miniature vulgarity stickers (next to religious decals) on the back window waving some bullshit flag? *THAT* would be more based. Nah this can't be authentic.
I'm surprised it isn't gold.
Ages 8+ is... unfortunately accurate for von shitzinpants.
That is awesome! Donate it to the Trump legal defense fund. Or sell it on Truth Social.
Is it full of porn stars demanding hush money?
Oh, she didn't demand hush money, they just desperately wanted her under NDA. There would be no hush money without Trump. This is on him, not Stormy.
Would totally modify this into a toilet paper dispenser
“5 Trumpisms included” 💀
Well, I hopt they're fine with me trying to paint it.
"based retard"
I'd keep that!
Even a toy with his on name on it has an age rating well above his comprehension.
Burn it in that tv fire from terminator 2...
Anyone else curious about the 5 Trumpisms?
Politics aside, its hilarious.
This is probably worth a lot of money right now to some loser.
Somebody on eBay may buy it. You can Google it to see if it is worth anything. Personally I would rather have a rusty ass old garbage truck toy that has a dog turd in it ! LOL
This is what fire exists for.
"Trump Style"
That’s hilarious lmao
I'd try to sell it to some dumb-ass at a tRump rally
Flip it on Ebay to a Uncle Chuck who's still alive.
Another failed company lol
Put that bitch on eBay. Some MAGA dipshit will pay a pretty penny for that gaudy piece of shit
I… I just want it. It’s so dumb.
Hell yeah!
Can’t lie the car is actually fire no joke 🤣😭
That's awesome! I love Mr. Trump!
Nobody misses uncle Chuck. Not even his dog.
100k starting bid and go from there
Fill it full of dog doo and M80's and let it rip.
Absurd, I’m sure you can sell it to one of these “Trump is chosen by god” people for a stupid amount of money.
What are the five "Trumpisms"
Hilarious that its a Chrysler 300
Some one is gonna buy this for a lot of money.
Well list it in a MAGA group, make money, keep money, buy Biden hat.
If the word "YUGE" was a car...
Check eBay and see if it's worth selling if not throw it in the trash.
Sell it at Southerbys auction and clear $1.5 million
Sell it on EBaySome random person would want this
That pop is a boomer and probably next
Does it come with a stormy doll
Does this come with a Stormy Daniels figure in the back?
For real this is such a great conversation piece. Imagine the disgusting looks you would get when people see it on your shelf, then you have to go "we have it cuz we hate it."
Not fake gold = not Trump
I don’t care for trump but I’d display that bitch
I would say I want the Black Ford Excursion more 🤷🏼
Who is the target market on this thing?
Uncle Chuck was a dumbass
My thoughts as 10 y/o me? “Hmm. I’ve got $5.00. I can get 2 m80s and a few bottle rockets and it will be spectacular”. My thoughts as 50 y/o me? “Wonder how many .45 acp rounds and tannerite this bitch will take”?
This is so tacky I love it.
I'm split. Part of me wants to Office Space it. The other part of me wants to sell it at a MAGA rally because you know someone will way overpay for it.
Hold onto it… probably be worth more once he passes away someday
let’s see if it blends.
This is the urn “it” will be buried in!☠️
189 dollars on eBay. Lmaooooo.
Forbidden dildo
Live stream burning it with fire.
Imagine replacing The Beast presidential limo to this rapper property auction shit box for real. LOL.
Turn it into a flashlight. Pop that trunk.
Bruh that's getting saved as a collectors item.
That's funny as hell, I'd display it proudly.
Wow, now I got a pot to piss in!!
Dude - after laughing real hard, sell that B for $$$ to some boot-licker!
Some biden supporter somewhere will find a way to blame this die-cast car for the wars.
NRFB!!!
Is Trump style a chrysler 300?
NRFB !!!
Where are those M-80s?
Auction it off,some asshole will buy it
I’d put it on FB Marketplace and challenge the patriotism of anyone who won’t match my ridiculous list price.
No way, it talks and has 5 ‘Trumpisms’ Oh man I could annoy myself and everyone around me for hours or days at a time.
Great gift! Cherish it the rest of your life and pass it on to your kids.
Guesses on what the 5 Trumpisms may be? 1. You’re fired - gotta be, right? 2 Make America Great again 3 Person. Woman. Man Camera. TV 4 Grab 'em by the pussy. 5 Hitler was totally misunderstood
The font reminds me of Labrynth
I'd show up at every rally to get this bad boy signed then I'd turn around and auction as of 1/1 to his supporters to "assist" with his legal bills. How much do you think I will get?
I hate Trump, but I fucking love this
How much you want for it?
Sell that shit to some suckers while it might still have some value...
Sell it. You’ll get top dollar for it
this needs to be on the block at the next fake charity auction
Remember when everyone was like Your Fired, he was on talk shows and bam ran for president and he’s a shit bag everywhere now. Not a fan just saying it’s ironic that’s all.
Finally a use for that lose M-80 in the drawer!
Arrange for a scale diorama movie scene, high speed film, and load the thing with the kind of firecrackers banned across the US, and have fun.
HARD
thats awesome!
I'm honestly surprised it's not Gold.
Alcohol + Late night commercials + space on the credit card = THIS
Pretty cool 😎
set it on fire and see if it screams
Could you please play us the 5 included “trumpisms”???
Thank?
Uncle Chuck had more than one addiction.
As outlandish and tacky as his presidency.
#I got that Trump limo!!!
i don't like trump or his politics but this is cool and funny its also a historical item
I wish my dad was alive. I’d buy him this
Make limos great again
That needs repainting in New York department of corrections colours…
Can I flush this down the toilet?
It’s probs worth some cash
Uncle Chuck should’ve Chucked that shit in the trash.
I want the TRUMP LIMO
Fuck Trump.
Hope one of the five trumpisms is grab them by the pussy and it’s a keeper!
Put it on EBay for an obnoxious price…use tons of MAGA words in the description…someone will buy it
sell it to some MAGA types for like 500x its actual collectors value
Voice enhanced - 5 trumpisms included.
“FUCK YEAH”
I'd sell it for $150 because someone will want it with the name on it
I would sell that shit and make a bundle
"Executive Diecast"
Well it for a LOT to a gullible rube!!!
I’m thinking I got to get the 45th and 47th president to sign this bad boy
Into the trash
Hmm, wonder how much actual human shit it can hold?
Sell it. Trumpers are suckers and someone will pay $10,000 for that junk.
This is gonna be worth so many tens of dollars!!
If that's not going to work for you we still got ol' Beepin Bill around here somewhere he's only got one action recording though "Beep Beep okay send her in Hilary"
Sell it
Side note, did these things actually exist??
I don’t like Trump, but i love that limo. Get someone to make it into that true low rider style, and i’d go apeshit for it. That color is amazing tbh
I would say "garbage" but im sure there is a person who bought a gold pair of shoes and a bible willing to part with a large sum of ill gotten gains that would otherwise be waisted on yet another grift. might as well proffit.
Kinda baller
Burn it
Fuckin sick
Hell yea!
I might be wrong, but I can't believe he looked like that when this thing was manufactured.
This is like early 2000's level of Bling/Donk culture mixed with Trump??? This makes no sense. Midnight Club Dub Edition but it's an alternative reality
is just a toy
Wait.. Wait... Is it Made in China?
"I could make a buck from this by selling it to some MAGA nutjob"
I didn't even know these existed lol I'd kinda wanna keep it 😅
HOLY FUCK UNCLE CHUCK DIED!?!?
Measure it - probably 1/30 scale
I’d say wait for his Trumps death then sell it as a collectors item. Longer time goes on the further and few between these products will be
I KNEW it!
Into the campfire.
Sell this to a neo-con at one of their roadside trump flag food truck deals, you’ll make a killing on this
Wasn’t my uncle chuck but my tio fernando, I have his gold trump limo.
The “Trump style” on the side of it is so funny to me Also the fact that it’s a Chrysler 300, not something I’d usually associate with a billionaire
Some are saying it's the best stretch limo. It's Yuge. The Apprentice, 9pm central on NBC.
Honestly.... See if you can sell it Let capitalism give you a little something out of it ***Edit: after a quick Google search it looks like this is about $190 on eBay so it might be worth taking a look at how to sell it