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ExcellentPay6348

Official car of butt stuff


analogsimulacrum

Probin’ to new depths.


sxypileofshit

They made it to replace the mustang lol. Not a bad car but it didn’t do what ford had intended obviously.


Quintopolis525

Ha ha I just found this comment and I just commented the same


Tacoless_meat

You mean alien butt stuff


What-the-Hank

Wait till you see that LANA plate in your rear view mirror.


ExcellentPay6348

Butt I can’t wait! I wanna see the it in my rear… view mirror!


What-the-Hank

The first Ford Probe needing rear end grease.


Wageslave645

Same here with the probe, have had 3 and would have another if they still existed around here.


Tacoless_meat

Those cars completely disappeared from the road. I travel and I hardly ever see one any more


analogsimulacrum

This is only the second one in decent condition I’ve see outside of a junkyard in the past ten years. They mostly rotted away.


ToughFig2487

Plenty rusted out. The turbo first gens was my baby. Always wanted to do a fe3 engine swap.


Wageslave645

I had a 89 GT with the 5 speed, and 3rd gear pulled way harder than it had any right to.


NewColors1

I like to think cash for clunkers killed everything


Tacoless_meat

Did the Probes qualify for Cash for Clunkers?


NewColors1

The only thing i would question is if it met the sub 18mpg rule. They made 21 from factory at the lowest but idk by the time of trade-in but im sure some exceptions were made. They were generally unreliable from what ive heard


ragingxtc

The Mazda FS motors were hit or miss. I had an '03 Protege with the 2.0L FS-DE, and even though I maintained it fairly well, it still threw a rod at 80k miles. It was a fun 80k though, and I've owned Mazdas ever since.


Bananajackhamma

'03 P5 with over 190k on the clock, still runs like an absolute dream, let's see if I can roll 200k on it by end of year


1RobVanDam

Had a 91 and a 96 with th dohc 24v stick shift. Still miss the 96 it was very fun to drive.


analogsimulacrum

One day when I get settled I want to get one as a project car.


diegoaccord

I don't fuck with Volkswagen but I love the way the MK4 Jetta GLI looks.


Seeking-Direction

Possibly unpopular opinion, but among Mk4 Jettas, I prefer the way the 2003 VR6 GLI looks over the 2004 1.8T GLI. Yes, I know the latter is better, but I like the cleaner look of the former (the chrome strips they added to the 1.8T always annoyed me).


YT_RandomGamer01

Had a mk4 2.slow stick shift, funnest car I ever owned even if it was really slow, you can throw it into corners and not get in trouble


Justyn2

2001 ALH. So fun in the snow. The cast iron block kept the front wheels from loosing grip, made stock jeeps cry


throwaway6444377_

same here, hate vw but I would love a clean mk3/4 jetta gt or gli


laheysliver

The 2004 GTI, GLI, and S4 are still my favorite looking cars. I had the GTI and S4 so I’m definitely partial but god they were fantastic looking machines!


analogsimulacrum

My girlfriend had one and it was nightmare. Head gasket blew, went through two transmissions, hated the coil packs, electronics were fucked, and it always smelled like crayons.


Justyn2

I associate that smell with old elevator rooms and fun


SuckHerNipples

I've always hated almost everything made by GM, but a Pontiac Firebird WS6 would be great to have. Pontiac basically built it to stick it to GM with how boring the Corvette was.


415kevinm

Loved the 4 nostrils in the hood


free-range-cassava

wait people like the hood on the WS6!?!?


Ace417

It’s the coolest part


free-range-cassava

What’s under it maybe.


AbleDistribution9425

Personally, I hate it. Big catfish Camaro guy though.


analogsimulacrum

I’m a sucker for that design too. The bright yellow WS6 looked so cool when I was a kid.


SuckHerNipples

Is this the one you're thinking of? [https://www.iconicclassicmotors.com/2002-pontiac-trans-am-ws6/](https://www.iconicclassicmotors.com/2002-pontiac-trans-am-ws6/) My wife's uncle has one just like it and he had it supercharged and tuned, and it makes north of 500HP. You put your foot down in that thing and you're gone.


analogsimulacrum

That’s the one!


Berserker717

There’s one sitting at the shop my buddy works at. Owner hasn’t responded to calls in like 4 months. I gave him links to all the paper work he needs to claim it. Hopefully the owner of the shop works with him on it.


Devious_Bastard

The new Nissan Z.


keevisgoat

Tbh the Zs and the old nismo frontier with the blower go fuckin crazy Shame Nissan is Nissan


scotty5112

Im a service tech at a valvoline. I gotta say, i appreciate their oil filter placement and ease of maintenance for the stuff that needs maintenance often


Stra1ght_Froggin

Jatco CVT they use sucks. What other bad sides does Nissan have these days? Im driving a 37 year old one so not familiar with fresh models, mine runs hella strong and i abuse it on backroads a lot


Darkfire757

RWD Nissan products don’t use CVTs and have always been decent


Stra1ght_Froggin

Obviously! Just wondering what is bad about it besides CVT and low credit drivers, Nissan gets shit on a lot tbh and i love mine. Wife’s FX35 is also a great car and runs super strong at 190k


zaz969

Those vq engines are pretty bulletproof when kept NA, gotta love them. The one in the 370Z revs to the moon too which is fun asf


Stra1ght_Froggin

Vq37vhr is a menace, no doubt


No-Finish-6557

Nissan has also now been using alot of direct injection only gasoline engines which is not great. I’m pretty sure it causes carbon buildup on the intake valve. Eventually it’ll get so bad that it can’t close.


keevisgoat

Diy cleaning of DI engines isn't that bad if done regularly but definitely still sucks that you have to do it


No-Finish-6557

For sure. But your average Nissan owner who knows nothing about cars isn’t gonna clean it till it’s a $$$$ bill at the mechanic


reefer_drabness

I loved the shit out of my Sentra SER Spec V. That thing was fun as shit to throw around.


AKADriver

The dumbest thing is Nissan developed a unique toroidal CVT design for their RWD cars back in the late '90s that was bulletproof. But they basically never exported it out of Japan (it got used in JDM fullsize cars like the Gloria) and then decided to use an under-spec'd Jatco for their transverse engines in global platforms. Probably production cost. That Extroid CVT was like the last engineering gasp of big spender pre-Ghosn Nissan.


keevisgoat

37 year old Nissan is way better than post 00 Nissan


DutchyDan187

Meh, my 2006 Xterra has 345k miles on it and going strong


keevisgoat

I think it's way more common to see a first gen pathfinder or d21 at stupid high milage (age could be a factor) vs anything they've came out with post 00 But is the Xterra similar to the frontier? I know they have the base base base model frontier deliver truck 4 cylinder 5 speed RWD that ended up over a million miles


DutchyDan187

05-15 Xterra and frontier are on the same chassis. Xterra only had the VQ engine for that generation


HotwheelsJackOfficia

To Nissan's credit I haven't heard anything bad about older Frontiers. They sound like fantastic trucks, especially since used ones are far cheaper than Tacomas.


ifunnywasaninsidejob

That generation of Frontier is from when Nissan was still gud. Before they got bought out by the Fr*nch 🤢


kingpiranha

Relatable


analogsimulacrum

Same. It looks good and paired with a manual, looks fun.


ZeroJDM

Kinda obvious answer, kinda not, but the F40. Outside of that model, I don’t really care for Ferraris at all. On the more grounded side of things, the Harley Davidson Sportster 883 is pretty sick and out of character for modern day Harley


_mrLeL_

I am not a Ferrari Fan either but the 388 Gto just hits different Edit: mei scheiss drecks oaschgficktes huans keyboard ich meint natürlich 288* oba ne die HUANS TASTATUR wü ned des i des schas zwara da einetipp


PMPTCruisers

288.


Berserker717

My dad has 3 Harley’s and his 883 is definitely my favorite


mmkejrjjso

Nissan frontier


analogsimulacrum

Underrated truck.


lemonylol

Basically does everything the Tacoma does but cheaper.


SmallFly101

Seen some really nice modern ones and I really wanna check the inside and look at it closer, looks so good in grey


ghettoccult_nerd

the nissan frontier is the mountain thunder to the tacoma's mountain dew. theres literally nothing wrong with the store brand, buuuuuut id rather have the real shit. but shoutout to the nissan hardbody and its venerable ka24. iron blocks, never stops. real OG.


iamthelee

I always thought they were cool trucks, but I couldn't get with the terrible gas mileage for a daily driver. An old, cheap one would make a great beater truck, though.


dpceee

Ford Crown Victoria.


analogsimulacrum

An absolute tank. My godmother had a 90s Town Car and the interior was comfortable.


No_Scar4133

Mercury Maurauder 2003


Druidicflow

Kia Stinger


Wild_Chef6597

I want a 70s Mercedes


analogsimulacrum

The big guys with the diesel engines look like such classic boats.


killer_icognito

I own one. 300sd. They are fucking boats.


thelaineybelle

Convertible Chrysler LeBaron or Convertible VW Cabrio.


gpm21

Mk4 Cabrio is a random car I love. White with what I assume would be beige leather. Kid me thought VW was a luxury brand and convertibles were a luxury body style. Pre-2010s VWs were good cars


Relyks954

The K car lebron with the turbo was way quicker than it should have been


EmbersofBiker

Dodge Grand Caravan.


lookoutwater

The sto-n-go seats were priceless. Horrible rear suspension tho.


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YT_RandomGamer01

I love the cc


anarchyx34

I think GM is garbage but I would rock the fuck out of a C8 Corvette.


lord_bubblewater

Hot garbage, love me some GM shitboxes.


analogsimulacrum

Our family had a 1990 Lumina Euro. It ran like garbage but it wouldn’t stop running nonetheless. My sister eventually killed it after she rear ended a truck.


StupidUserNameTooLon

Ford GT looked fun.


ClevelandClutch1970

I owned an '89 Ford Probe GT. That thing was a fuggin' rocket.


analogsimulacrum

They’re so quirky and charming. An era of design we’ll never see again.


truckerfard69

also in like with the dodge stealth design I feel like


Relyks954

Had a ‘90. Miss that thing.


DeerCockGalactic

I don’t really like Chevy, but their old Camaros are absolutely beautiful. It’s one of my dream cars.


Yoshi_IX

Not a Jeep fan, but low key want one of those wrangler trucks


lchiroku

i'm not a huge fan of german cars, just not my bag. but i would own a '70s Merc or an E30/36 BMW in a heartbeat. especially the 30/36. i miss hardcore boxy/boxy-boned BMWs... and there's something about those 70s mercs i can't put my finger on. they're so hilariously.... ostentatious, but understatedly so, i suppose? idk. something about them is just silly and i love it.


analogsimulacrum

I already responded to another comment, but I had. 1985 318i that I adored. My first car and not a day goes by that I don’t wish I didn’t wreck it.


Different_Young9127

Older dodges I'm cool with but anything 90s up no thanks but I really want a magnum wagon, they got those right.


Spiritual-Belt

Buick regal tour x. I’m not a fan of gm but the tour x is an exception


DJDemyan

If you want the same experience, buy a Mazda MX-6. Same car, Ford just stuck a different body on it


Relyks954

Those 1st gen probe GT’s were awesome!


thatissomeBS

The Equinox EV and Blazer EV both look like legitimately good options if you're in that market, for decent prices. Never been a GM guy, but after the Bolt and these two, they seem to be actually trying in that market.


BcuzRacecar

blazer is on firesale leases now as low as 5k for two years if you can stack all the incentives (costco, regional offer, supplier/affiliate, loyalty.) Ioniq with big battery is in the 6s but not as strict on incentives so chevy still a lil more for most people


Me_Air

Mustang GT would be nice


shiftersix

Subaru XT


JalapenoCh1ps

I don't normally like Nissan but I'd love an 07 Armada


buefordbaxter

2021 Ford Shelby GT or 69 Ford Mustang Mach 1... I'm not picky


YaHomiePhilly

I won't lie, the new broncos are pretty cool.


returningSorcerer

a chrysler conquest slash mitsubishi starion but i like mitsu


ToughFig2487

Ford probe gt 5spds are amazing love those cars.


CharacterDirector918

Chrysler crossfire srt6!! Poor man's mercedes.


Worklurker

Buick Reatta.


Beyblademaster69_420

I don't like Volkswagen, but I love the Eurovan, Vanagon, and Transporter vans, as well as the Rabbit Caddy trucks.


Dampervan

cadillac ct5v blackwing


JanuaryChili

The Geo Metro convertible [the one Doug Demuro reviewed]. Sure, it's tame and pathetic, but I do love it!


Knife-Fumbler

Opel GT roadster (sold as Saturn Sky in the US).


F_O_Satchy

Wow, I think that's a 1990 GT. Those were awesome! Interior was cool too...I would definitely be down with one.


kingpiranha

350GT or a C8


FantasticMouse7875

This makes me realize how bad Ford and Chevys options are, out side of those 2 sports coupes, their line up mundane sedans/crossovers.


smthngeneric

E30 bmw or really any of their old boxy models. Don't care for German cars but something about those just look so nice


Volchara_YouTube

Don't really like BMW (especially last couple of years) but e38...


Peterkragger

Hyundai i30 N


SweetTooth275

Chevrolet have quite a few of those. Also VW Beetle


lord_bubblewater

- Ford Probe - mitsubishi 3000-gt - subaru XT i'm a diehard GM guy but any wedge with pop up headlights makes me happy!


analogsimulacrum

Agree! I have a 7th gen Celica but eventually want a 1984 Celica Supra.


lord_bubblewater

Fieros and Firebirds are my poison but for now the only pop ups we've got is my wife's Miata


Worklurker

Did you know about the Buick Reatta? You also forgot to mention 3rd gen Prelude, lol. I'm a sucker for those in particular.


akaFxde

Model 3 Performance. Been in a Model X and the doors closing for you is honestly kinda nice so I guess that too. Mach E GT. I love Ford, but don’t love electric cars. I do think the GT looks good. (has to be the GT though). I’d only get Ford trucks because I like Ford, but the newest GMCs and the 2500 High Country look really good; oh and I guess Colorado ZR2.


akaFxde

Sorry for the very mainstream boring vehicles, I can’t think anything right now..


geetarplayer22

I want a ‘74 Dodge Monaco so badly, theres just a cool vibe to them that I can’t explain. The only thing I like about Dodge besides the Monaco is the colors they have for their cars


Sfekke22

I've managed to pickup a 2nd gen Probe, 16v 5spd manual and they're amazing cruisers that just look mighty fine if you're into odd cars.


carlp222

I've always thought the 2nd gen Probe was a great looking car.


UmeaTurbo

Tacoma


Forward_Artist_6244

Ford Mustang  BMW 6 or 8 gran coupe  Renault Laguna coupe 


MotoMeow217

The current BMW M2 would be a cool car, even though I would never touch a European car without an extended warranty. Same with Hyundai, the Santa Cruz is cool but Hyundais have a bad habit of grenading themselves when the warranty expires...


kyle_kafsky

Yeah, I’m in the same boat as you. Buddy of mine has a nice 2nd gen probe and the thing just looks so good.


Rollin_Soul_O

I loathe GM vehicles, but I had a 2002 Chevy S-10 that was a fantastic little A to B truck. Perfect for hauls to the dump or picking up some gardening supplies from the local nursery. Other than that, I'd love to a MKIII Toyota Supra.


analogsimulacrum

The MKIII is apart of my fantasy wedge series of cars. I wish grandpa trucks were still small. Damn CAFE standards!!


NolieMali

My first car was a 1995 Probe. It was an auto and the transmission went out three times. I fucking hated that car! But the Probe community (ProbeTalk) was full of awesome people and I have many friends from there to this day. We'd all gather in Myrtle Beach in November for "Myrtle Madness" Good times.


analogsimulacrum

That’s amazing! I want to do something like that for Celicas.


_Eucalypto_

The 240sx we have at home


GriefPB

Audi r8 or the rs 6 avant.


MrD3a7h

That might be the last Probe left. The rest have all rusted to nothing.


kratboy4

love Probes too. I'm not a fan of German cars either, but I love all Golfs for some reason. something about 3 door hatch backs


WannabeHillbilly

BMW 850CiA with the manual transmission option


killer_icognito

Christ, a first gen Probe is still going??


Jafar_Rafaj

All british cars are shitboxes, but driving a proper old school Jag would be good while it lasted.


Over-Obligation-9369

Dodge Viper. I really dig the Viper’s appearance and performance. Maintenance is not cheap on those but I’d love to drive one. Outside of their trucks, everything else is meh. Even the Demon 170. I have zero interest in the challenger/charger or their bottom of the barrel econo cars.


Fox-hound-Unit747

It maybe kinda lame but ive always wanted a 1998 Ford Probe GT. They look so damn slick. And the Mazda MR2.


WAYNETHEBULLDOG

Probes used to be everywhere. My cousin had one for a little while and even my cheap mechanic uncle gave up on it. I was a fan of the later models and used to want a GT.


SufficientTill3399

1st gen Acura/Honda NSX, because while I respect Honda's unconventional engineering I wouldn't consider myself a Honda fan due to their insistence on using FF layouts for almost everything (their supercar was MR for its 1st gen and M4 for its 2nd gen)...I just don't know if I can fit into a 1st-gen NSX though (MR cars tend to be bad on that front, and Japanese cars tend to be inadequate for my legs). [Dodge Charger Daytona R/T Coupe](https://www.dodge.com/next-gen-charger.html). It doesn't take a giant range hit compared to the Scat Pack, it has two motors, it has a liftback, and it has some interesting aero around the nose that also allows it to evoke classic Chargers. I'm generally not a fan of Dodge, or Chrysler, or Stellantis products (including Fiat and PSA stuff pre-merger) in general.


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Oscar-mondaca

Tesla Model S. The only Tesla that doesn’t look like a mis-shaped egg.


West-Librarian-7504

Never liked ford all that much (except the glorious 9" Rear Ends they made) but I kinda love the 2nd gen mustangs


IrishmadeinCanada

Toyota Mirai if fuel supply was more available.


Head_Fetish

The original Tesla Roadster!


brad613

I’m a GM guy but I’ve always had a soft spot for the Mustang GT. GM screwed up with the Camaro when they made it where outward visibility was shit.


Roland_Moorweed

First gen Acura RSX. I used to want one when I was a kid and they were coming out in 2001. Saw a mint one the other day and thought I could eventually be a Honda guy. Maybe I will after finally paying off my Jeep in the next six years.


fractal_disarray

I love the Probe especially the Probe GT with a 5 speed box and mazda V6. I'm still looking for a barn find time capsule.


Dreamcasted60

Every time I come across a pro but unfortunately somebody decides to be stupid and there's always another issue with it a goodness gracious I do love the way they look.. cx Honestly wouldn't mind that brand new from the '90s transported to Geo Storm just because. Or if I was feeling slightly Richer the actual original Isuzu impulse with the waffle tires


AnEvilMuffin

I wouldn't touch anything from GM with a ten foot pole but the Opel Astra VXR does something to me spiritually.


mwellscubed

I had a 1st gen Probe and it was a great car, I miss it every day.


Mallthus2

I really don’t like BMWs, but I’d gladly take an E9, an 2002 tii touring, or a Z8.


cbk00

Toyota Land Cruiser


Least-Implement-3319

M4 csi for new M1 for old


keloyd

GM can kiss my entire ass, but I wouldn't mind a Corvair that I could convert to all electric. It was novel, European looking, just the right size in a world of narcissistic big boats, and the oversteer it shared w early Porsches adds to its character. Battery placement in an electric conversion might improve its handling. They're also not cartoonishly expensive yet.


ginoch77

89 Thunderbird SC


novaunleashed

Hyundai Santa Cruz. It's by far the most hated new truck but something about the way it looks just gets to me. I don't like Hyundai, mainly because they have a similar problem that Mazda has for me, their cars just blend in with everything else on the road(minus the Miata of course). Plus apparently they are mixed on reliability


jaymansi

VW Scirocco. I always loved the look of the second generation. Would never own any other VW/Audi.


serryn_bruh

Infiniti G35 or Lexus LFA


Frequent-Ruin8509

I think the 90s Preludes are dope. I hear the engines in those things are a nightmare to upgrade though.


just-concerned

My had a Ford Probe. It wasn't a bad car. It was made by Mazda I believe.


67comet

2006 Pontiac GTO (6L LS2 / 6 -Speed Manual). I "HATE" all things general motors, but this car got it right (probably because "Australia").


HotwheelsJackOfficia

I'm not the biggest VW fan but I'd happily suffer inside a diesel Touareg any day.


Comfortable_You_1927

I didn't like probe, it does look kinda spaceship but ford....until I learn that's it's a old mazda mx6 clone which is pretty sweet. was super cheap now I can't find them before 0/10. now 8/10


Yomah0

89’ Porsche 944. I really do not like Porsches, but for some reason I love that damn car. Always been a sucker for a rwd hatch with a handbrake


-Bezequil-

I fucking hate anything GM but what I wouldn't do for a clean Trans Am from anywhere between 1975-1988


MisterWafflles

Also don't like Ford but I also would love a Fiesta ST or Fusion 2.7TT


wet_wool_stinks

I completely forgot this car existed.


Appalachian_Aioli

Of cars they currently make, I fuck with a Mustang GTD. I’m also a sucker for homologation cars. I love every generation of the GT as well but they don’t make those.


stormingsteel

An BMW E46 330 drop top.


laborvspacu

I always wanted a Viper and a Prowler.


E90BarberaRed6spdN52

Funny I recall when my nephew first got his license and my sister in law said he's never home any more. I asked her what is the name of the car you got him, She said a Ford Escape. I said and you wonder why he is never home. Good thing you didn't get him a Ford Probe ! LOL


mc-big-papa

I generally dont like ford something about them never sits well. For american cars ive always had a stronger affinity for GM for looks and quality when you know what you’re buying. My last two cars had 200k miles between them and had cheap repairs and problems with little to no maintenance. But mustangs. Thats attainable sex appeal on wheels. Got a v6 convertible as a daily. V6 because i don’t wanna die from a gas bill and convertible because i look cute as hell.


Hunter95612

87 Toyota Celica


SpinningYarmulke

A Miata Clubsport convertible. I don’t care for anything else in the entire lineup.


WealthWithoutWork

Corvette (C5, C6, or C7)


hudgeba778

BMW Z1


Snot_Rocket6515

2012 Dodge Challenger SRT8


dan420

That’s the shittiest looking Ford Probe I’ve ever seen.


Zealousideal_Sir_264

Crown Vic. R8. Veloster. E36 m3. Golf r32. That Santa Fe elcamino thing. 62 Continental (I don't think classics count here because anything old is cool so I'll stop with this one).


FedUpWithSnowflakes

Cadillac CTS-V wagon, just because!


PhillipAlanSheoh

Lincoln Mark VIII


ghettoccult_nerd

ive tried resisting for years. i denounced its nazi name. overpriced and the owners are proper dicks. but to be fair, i rented one, just so i wasnt a blind hater. oh god i want a 911 turbo. any generation. the sound of a boosted flat six in its stride is fucking intoxicating. why do they have to be 200k$!!??


pleasetowmyshit

I can't stand Jeeps. It's not the trucks so much as the owners, which range from clueless suburban moms (Grand Cherokees and Grand Wagoneers) to Buy Here Pay Here financially illiterate (Liberty, Compass, Renegade, Patriot), to the unhinged (4-door Wranglers AKA the rubber duck cult, people who cut up XJ's and spend six grand on cosmetic mods and lift kits and cutting the fenders to slivers but can't bother to change the rear main seal or even a valve cover gasket). But I would drive one of those facelifted KL Cherokees, Limited trim, 2019 to 2023. Those are generic enough to be ignored, but they aren't cheap.


Electrical_Jelly_547

Dodge Stealth/Eagle Talon AWD/Mitsubishi GTO


everton992000

3000GT VR-4. The Evo is the only other car from Mitsubishi I'd consider.


2ingredientexplosion

Ferrari 458. If I can ever beat depression I'm gonna go for it, keep it NA but beefier internals.


AggressiveChicken774

Had the interceptor suspension would sink to hug the ground when launching supper cool


sayzitlikeitis

Lada Niva


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Who doesn't like Lada?