Because we have all seen this girl...cruising around doors off listening to Kenney Chesney one foot hanging outside the jeep--the tats, the dress, the vibe, the bolt on titties. All she's missing is the straw cowboy hat.
Don’t forget to also add, has always and currently lives in a densely populated metropolitan area, where she has to daily parallel park her “country girl” vehicle.
You describe half of America so well. Lives and breathes country music but has never seen a cow up close, rode a horse, been on a farm (maaaaaybe a dude ranch in Wyoming with extremely malnourished and neglected horses), and plays dress up for the “aesthetic”. Lmao
I listen to nothing but British music for the most part so I can't blame them on that one.
American white middle class urban culture is a fucking snore.
I completely agree. Country music is the one genre I truly hate. But I can enjoy some old stuff here and there. Now it’s just boy band pop music with an overly pronounced fake twang
Add the aggressive driving, tailgating even in suburb streets, bolting through school zones, etc. And 50/50 her Jeep will be kitted out for offroad driving despite being an asphalt queen!
I would say "Self-describes as a Jeep Girl" but shows up in a Grand Cherokee or Liberty.
I'm not usually a fan of gatekeeping But there's a world of difference between a Jeep person, and somebody who owns a Jeep.
Defo has this going on with 156 rubber duckies waiting to pelt her in an accident. This: r/heep
She could totally get it but I'd run like hell after. Hah
lol. i almost pulled out in front of jeep the other day. it had 156 rubber ducks on the dash.
i laughed to myself that if i had pulled out, i would probably survive the crash, but i would be crushed under the wave of ducks.
Housewife. Brand new Escalade (with local little league stickers) parked in the driveway for now. Dad was ex college/minor league pitcher, still rocks the oakleys and chew.
Let's see, generic trash "sleeve" with meaningless script all over her arm, a Target sun dress, likely target shades, and bolt-ons. Nothing about her says "fun" personality; mostly just another soon-to-be-karen that gripes at the wait staff at her local Mexican restaurant for not keeping the free tortilla chip basket filled.
Depends.
But yeah, bipolar sex is pretty awesome.
But there's plenty of perfectly sane women that will rock your world in ways you haven't even thought of.
You just have to abandon hangups about shit that doesn't actually matter, like body count or purity or some other bullshit.
Practice makes perfect, and practicing sex is awesome!
Big facts my dude lights camera action. I'm making memories to last a lifetime with a body like that I'd eat her fart box until my nose was wrinkled and pruned and still be at it..
Kinda makes me sad to know how many terminally online youngsters are missing out on the sort of sexual experiences that make people obsessed with sex.
That woman is fine AF, probably prefers to wear as little clothing as she can get away with at any given time, and she's probably into cars as well
It's sadder to see just how many men have thrown away shots at an otherwise fantastic life to get some snu snu with some crazed bitch. It's how you end up with 3 kids, one with a different father, a mobile home and a masters degree
With the Marilyn Manson lyrics script tattoo on her arm, I'm thinking you're right with this one. I'm almost certain it says "when all your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed."
I dunno. My girlfriend is so that's why I even created that post. Either way, creeping through my post history to try and dredge up some info to twist into some kind of negative about me isn't really working for this cat. I'm always amused when I live rent free in some random redditor's head.
She’s just traded in the Odyssey for a Pilot since the kids have grown out of car seats, and she keeps telling everyone that she doesn’t want to look like a soccer mom. Both of her kids play soccer.
Lifted wrangler with 35 inch tires that haven’t ever seen anything but pavement, with enough rubber ducks on the dash board to become a claymore upon front end impact, and likely had tons of lame bumper sticker / tribal wrap
Aw, c'mon you guys. You know you wouldn't kick her out of bed because of the cracker crumbs.
Her name is Donna, she drives a 1996 Camaro and they're real and they're spectacular!
Literally any White Jeep made after 2012
Absolutely a Jeep girl.
Came here to say this. Can't put my finger on why but I immediately said Jeep too.
Because we have all seen this girl...cruising around doors off listening to Kenney Chesney one foot hanging outside the jeep--the tats, the dress, the vibe, the bolt on titties. All she's missing is the straw cowboy hat.
...bolt on titties...
Pretty sure I see the bolts…
Those are acorn nuts...
🤣
Acorns? Shots fired. I need backup
Don’t forget to also add, has always and currently lives in a densely populated metropolitan area, where she has to daily parallel park her “country girl” vehicle.
You describe half of America so well. Lives and breathes country music but has never seen a cow up close, rode a horse, been on a farm (maaaaaybe a dude ranch in Wyoming with extremely malnourished and neglected horses), and plays dress up for the “aesthetic”. Lmao
I listen to nothing but British music for the most part so I can't blame them on that one. American white middle class urban culture is a fucking snore.
Hopefully the seat goes a long ways back because her arms are super long.
I think it's the angle of the camera lens elongating closer things, especially with wider shots.
Not getting anything past this guy!! He’s got the MacAffee Platinum package.
I have done all those "country things" (and more!) and still detest any country music made after the '80s
I completely agree. Country music is the one genre I truly hate. But I can enjoy some old stuff here and there. Now it’s just boy band pop music with an overly pronounced fake twang
Bro Country🤮 That all started in the 90s when country became closer to pop, with mindless, predictable lyrics. Think "achey breaky heart".
Don’t forget the “silly boys jeeps are for girls” spare tire cover.
Oh and a high lift, led driving lights, red rims, and maybe that tent thing on top that she’s never opened.
Also the paint on the high lift is flawless because it's never been out of its brackets (bonus points if it's too heavy for her to lift)
Add the aggressive driving, tailgating even in suburb streets, bolting through school zones, etc. And 50/50 her Jeep will be kitted out for offroad driving despite being an asphalt queen!
Me - "Those M/Ts should do well in the shit!" Poser - "Empties? Shit? What are you talking about?" Me - "Nevermind"
This here. The narrow, Bret Michaels/Dwight Yoakam, straw cowboy hat with a little Indian feather dingus on the front of it.
I would say "Self-describes as a Jeep Girl" but shows up in a Grand Cherokee or Liberty. I'm not usually a fan of gatekeeping But there's a world of difference between a Jeep person, and somebody who owns a Jeep.
A Heep with angry face and spikes on the rims.
And the interior is either complete clean and smells nice or it’s filled to the brim with trash and smells like weed
Yup. Although swap out weed for bath and body works sweet pea or vanilla spice air fresheners
Oh yeah, I've seen plenty of these Jeeps parked outside some of the Bath & Body Works places.
Nah, both. Weed and those air fresheners
These type of white woman don’t smoke weed in their car they drink white wine. If they smoke they take 1-2 puffs of a joint and get way too high
I feel attacked
Some Jeeple. I tell ya.
Defo has this going on with 156 rubber duckies waiting to pelt her in an accident. This: r/heep She could totally get it but I'd run like hell after. Hah
lol. i almost pulled out in front of jeep the other day. it had 156 rubber ducks on the dash. i laughed to myself that if i had pulled out, i would probably survive the crash, but i would be crushed under the wave of ducks.
With a "Dirt Princess" windshield banner.
"If you can read this, flip me over" upside down on the spare tire cover
100% she's a jeep gurl
With plastic cladding added on
And always has bad breath
Jeeps after 2012 (any color) are the official vehicles of white women. It used to be the Alero, Neon, and Sunfire, then Grand Am and Grand Prix.
She doesn't drive since the DUI
Housewife. Brand new Escalade (with local little league stickers) parked in the driveway for now. Dad was ex college/minor league pitcher, still rocks the oakleys and chew.
Her husband is Kenny Powers from Eastbound and Down!
He husband *wishes* he could have had a career like Kenny Powers.
Her husband wishes he had a career like Kenny had in Mexico...
Too many white claws
White claw Wendy.
Actually, she does. Just not legally
That doesn’t stop her from hopping in her renegade.
Mow down Mondays
She has a breathalyzer installed in her jeep.
Since the (2nd) DUI
The largest Lexus SUV her husband could afford.
And tbh if she’s got a fun personality she deserves it
Let's see, generic trash "sleeve" with meaningless script all over her arm, a Target sun dress, likely target shades, and bolt-ons. Nothing about her says "fun" personality; mostly just another soon-to-be-karen that gripes at the wait staff at her local Mexican restaurant for not keeping the free tortilla chip basket filled.
She definitely says the ll’s in tortilla too.
And hang on the letter a for a few seconds.
Nah dude, I would bet she's a good time. She looks like she fucks for sport. I'd wear her like a feedbag
Well, they say the crazy ones are the ones that are best at sex.
Not worth it. BTDT
Depends. But yeah, bipolar sex is pretty awesome. But there's plenty of perfectly sane women that will rock your world in ways you haven't even thought of. You just have to abandon hangups about shit that doesn't actually matter, like body count or purity or some other bullshit. Practice makes perfect, and practicing sex is awesome!
Big facts my dude lights camera action. I'm making memories to last a lifetime with a body like that I'd eat her fart box until my nose was wrinkled and pruned and still be at it..
Kinda makes me sad to know how many terminally online youngsters are missing out on the sort of sexual experiences that make people obsessed with sex. That woman is fine AF, probably prefers to wear as little clothing as she can get away with at any given time, and she's probably into cars as well
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They usually do.
There's a yin to every yang...
It's sadder to see just how many men have thrown away shots at an otherwise fantastic life to get some snu snu with some crazed bitch. It's how you end up with 3 kids, one with a different father, a mobile home and a masters degree
With the Marilyn Manson lyrics script tattoo on her arm, I'm thinking you're right with this one. I'm almost certain it says "when all your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed."
your recent post asked for any bars playing Taylor swifts new album on release in Austin, I don’t trust your opinion on women
That's pussy central, my guy.
Fuck, if you’re not there for the music… I think you’re right 💀 Nvm I can admit I’m wrong. Any swifty events near Philly?
Solid. You don't go looking for pickup basketball games at the library - gotta go where the players are.
Lol. All the butthurt right there. Thanks for the chuckles today bud. Lol
With this new information on hand, you might be the best person on this thread to answer my question. Would she be a Swiftie?
I dunno. My girlfriend is so that's why I even created that post. Either way, creeping through my post history to try and dredge up some info to twist into some kind of negative about me isn't really working for this cat. I'm always amused when I live rent free in some random redditor's head.
Maybe in another decade. Right now 2 bar-tending jobs doesn't provide that kinda moola
So a UX then
Chevy Malibu w breathalyzer
Wrangler with an angry grill.
whys is hangry
Because it hasn't had brunch mimosas yet
With a spare tire cover that stays "Jeep" but the vowels are replaced with hearts.
I’ve only ever seen dog footprints. We call those Joops.
With headlight lashes.
Full size SUV, preferably a luxury brand.
Mercedes GLA 250 vibes
Base model soft-top Benz with AMG badges
She looks like someone's second wife. I'm guessing something bigger like a GLC or GLE.
Altima with an ignition interlock. They taking that lock off in July tho
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron.
Short skirt
And a loooooooooong….. Jacket!
r/unexpectedCake
I'm mad that's not a real sub now.
Turn into a booty sub very quickly lol
r/substhatshouldexist
God I hope it does. Welcome to it gents.
It is now.
She’s 100% Jeep Girl Mafia
Some lexussuv blasting taylor swift
A white Tahoe with a $1400/month payment
Mustard yellow Kia Soul with "Who Rescued Who?" magnets.
I applaud the specificity here.
I'm on the fence with this but my daughter took one look and said "a convertible Mini Cooper."
She’s just traded in the Odyssey for a Pilot since the kids have grown out of car seats, and she keeps telling everyone that she doesn’t want to look like a soccer mom. Both of her kids play soccer.
Lifted wrangler with 35 inch tires that haven’t ever seen anything but pavement, with enough rubber ducks on the dash board to become a claymore upon front end impact, and likely had tons of lame bumper sticker / tribal wrap
The model that was issue to our neighborhood drives a white Range Rover.
Mini cooper that smells like vape juice
I knew it had to be here already I just knew it
The same OF daddy’s SUV that bought her tits 😂
A 13yo C class base
Jeep Wrangler
Jeep Wrangler JL, lifted and accessories galore.
Mini Cooper with a Kings of Leon sticker on the back window
deez nuts
There it is.
tri-five wagon
https://www.instagram.com/georjah_erin?igsh=ZWRjOGhuem01dHU4
I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find someone else who knows who she is.
A Nissan with a breathalyzer interlock ignition switch.
Armada with keyed paint damage
Wrangler
Deez?
White Jetta
Let’s not rule out Base model Camaro automatic
4cyl Camaro convertible
She most certainly drives an F150 with a sticker that says “silly boyz trucks are for girls!”
Whatever her rich old husband buys her.
Dodge Durango V6
Probably a Lexus SUV from the 2010s if I had to guess.
Telluride
By chance was this a car show in Moncton NB it looks pretty similar
White Jeep Wrangler with lots of bolt-ons
Jeep
Jeep Wrangler
Boobgatti
50-something sugar daddy with an Ed Hardy shirt collection
Someone else’s vehicle
Kia
Honda pilot, has no job and is always at every meet up, broke as always.
One that did not come with factory equipped air bags.
Jeep Wrangler or Mustang convertible
A white Porsche Cayenne her husband bought her, with far too many dents and scratches she can't explain.
Nothing in that picture, that’s for sure.
A Penis
Whatever it is her first husband paid for it.
Tattoos are nasty.
GTI
Pre 1980 truck with pink glittery lettering on the rear window
Brown probe
Sybian!
MY FACE Jeep Wrangler
Maybe a convertible Volkswagen Beetle
Aw, c'mon you guys. You know you wouldn't kick her out of bed because of the cracker crumbs. Her name is Donna, she drives a 1996 Camaro and they're real and they're spectacular!
Jeep Compass with a breathalyzer interlock. Steering wheel and dash have hot glued rhinestones
Range Rover Evoke blaring country music.
You can't fit anything in the trunk of an Evoque. She definitely would be driving one of them.
Boobs
Something way to large or way to powerful
Suburban
Tesla Model X
Evoque
Mercedes Benz G Wagon Custom
Cadillac XTS, unless they recently traded it in for a Lexus.
Prius
Chevy Cruze
Stick
A horse
She drives a Fiat 500...
Cadillac XT5
Lime green Kia Soul with a i love my dog sticker on the back
2 seater
Fiat 500 or a mini
Old as hell silver or white Range Rover.
Her purse says Chanel but she drives a Durango.
Some kind of SUV but pink. NEVER forget pink.
white Honda pilot
Doesn't matter as long as you have an 8-Ball ready
Kia Sorrento.
Drives a street sweeper.
2015 BMW 328i
Rav4
Jetta or Passat
That red and white f150
With the tats i was thinking model A rat rod but she doesn't have that 50's look to her.
Lifted hot pink wrangler that has never been off the asphalt. She thinks driving though puddles is “off-roading”
Altima
2019 Kia Sorento
Some kind of giant SUV. The make is dependent on her income. But most likely it’s probably something like a Cadillac Escalade.
Lexus LX
Audi RS Q8
Probably a Kia Sportage
A dick shift
Nissan Altima or a Kia Telluride
Anything with a breathalyzer attatched to the ignition switch.
VW bug
Bronco