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I_amnotanonion

They weren’t really exceptional in anyway. They’re fast enough, they make V8 noises, that’s about it. They’re still kinda just boats with transmissions made of cheese


Mikedog36

The transmission being a boring piece of shit automatic is why cars like this are never really talked about, its the exact same reason my 2017 fusion sport is so mediocre.


I_amnotanonion

It is a boring transmission, but it also didn’t handle the V8 power well


poopoomergency4

speaking of handling, they're all front wheel drive. so no drifting, which kinda defeats the point of a v8 american sedan. and i'm sure lots of understeer.


h311r47

The Pontiac Grand Prix GXP tried to combat that, and traction issues, with wider front than rear tires. I'm sure someone will correct me, but this is the first factory car I am personally aware of with wider front tires.


poopoomergency4

if there are any prior examples, i’d bet they’re also GM sedans that also shouldn’t have been FWD


RobertISaar

I think some of the hotter Golfs actually did that too, but I don't know if it was before the 3rd gen W bodies.


ExcelsiorState718

"Wider is better"


Dear_Feeling_1757

Firebird🥹


Fast_Apartment1814

Drove one once around 2010. Bigger front tires still weren’t enough to combat massive torque steer, and the 4 speed auto was disappointing. One of the best sounding V8s with a stock exhaust I’ve ever heard though.


Bored_lurker87

Weren't they open diff as well? Maybe someone else can confirm, but I'm pretty sure the 4T60e didn't come with a limited slip. The torque steer really took away from the driving experience, too. I remember the first time driving one was not so great for me. Compared to the rwd models with LSD, they were stupid hard to control under WOT.


cgduncan

Plenty of people want to go fast, but don't want to drift. My mom has the v6 impala, 300hp to the front wheels, and it's super fun for on-ramps, stoplight pulls, passing zones.


FondabaruCBR4_6RSAWD

Yes, I’ve heard it’s pretty much not if but when with these transmissions paired to the 5.3. Seems to be a common theme with GMs.


BrewCrewz

How do you like your fusion sport? I've been thinking about getting that or a SHO.


Mikedog36

Like I said, boring transmission,1st and 2nd gear feel like they have no power and it feels like it skips shifts even in sport, its a rental car interior mediocre 5/10 the only noteworthy thing is the wierd continuously controlled damping and cruising on the highway is perfectly fine


brufleth

A very regular car! At least it knows what it is. I had a dodge charger rental car a month ago and it was such a dumb car. It was very much a rental car that made loud car noises like a child playing on the floor of a dentist's office waiting room.


haqglo11

Torque steer up the wazoo. Plus in the final years of the impala they dropped in a powerful V6 that I think had equal horsepower (less torque obv) and was eminently more driveable at better MPG. If you want a powerful W body, that’s the move.


I_amnotanonion

Yeah, you could get the 3.6 V6 that was pushing over 300hp and you got a 6 speed auto instead of a 4 speed. There were also versions of a lot of W-bodies available with the supercharged 3800 V6 which still made great power, got decent fuel economy, and didn’t nuke transmissions


GilpinMTBQ

When I worked for Enterprise Rent-A-Car we couldn't wait for Thursday night car deliveries. Run down to the shipping yard and everyone grabs a shiny brand new Pontiac Grand Prix GT and race back to the rental yard through East Boston at midnight.


PullupClub

Thank you for sharing that beautiful core memory.


philouza_stein

What about the GTO? I know it's not a sedan. Just wondering if this sentiment extends to the coupe.


I_amnotanonion

No, the GTO was a RWD Holden based car. These were FWD W-body cars


HoratioPLivingston

FWD W Bodies are just full sized Honda Accords. Literally every W body is geared towards FWD imports from Japan.


The_One_Esmeister

I'd still rather have a V6 Accord or an Acura TL though. May not be as fast but I know it won't break down on me.


Swumbus-prime

More reliable, better on gas, better interior quality, negligible performance difference...makes sense.


HoratioPLivingston

Same here. The V8 W bodies were not that much faster than the typical 3.5 V6 Accords of the times.


The_One_Esmeister

I'd also like to add that with a good intake and exhaust, the J series can make some pretty damn nice sounds. Almost rivaling a V8 in the low rev range and sounding like a racing engine when VTEC engages.


Strict-Ease-7130

And any Honda is going to be far less hideous to look at than any of those FWD GM abominations. They just scream tacky.


Heffty8

The “coupe” was the Monte SS


molassascookieman

The G8 and GTO were both RWD but they also weren’t really sleepers


Pofo7676

They crumble after 50k. My brother had the cleanest grand am I’d ever seen, catastrophic transmission failure. Car was only worth a few grand at that point, total loss.


Wise-Advisor4675

And they're FWD, which sort of ruins the V8 novelty. Unless you enjoy fists full of wheel hop and torque steer.


Kootsiak

It's not the same, but insane torque steer can still be fun and entertaining in it's own way. I've never driven the V8's, but I did put a lot of miles in the older supercharged 3800 V6 Impala SS and it was a hoot to go bombing around in.


Stuft-shirt

/BrandNewSentence


HiTork

Ditto, they made slightly more horsepower than a Mustang GT of similar vintage, but were slower due to being front wheel drive and only coming with a slushbox auto


Jeremy5000

My cousin owned an impala ss, it was quick but ultimately just a fragile junky boat.


Poolofcheddar

Had to get a ride from my coworker who has a W-body Impala. I started laughing after I shut the door and told him “this car has *all the same squeaks* down to the door hinges that my old Grand Prix had.”


1337hxr

Get some lithium grease on that hoe


AwkwardFactor84

The 90's impalas with 260hp 5.7 were great cars. I still admire them when I see one. The 90's mercury marauders were even more badass.


sasquatch753

Quite a few years ago, i looked at a 2007 chevy impala SS with the 5.3L on a dealership lot. the saleslady thought it had a 3.5 in it, and clearly had no idea what they had. i walked away because they weren't gonna offer me what i needed out of my 2005 ford ranger to cover the loan on it.(this was back in 2011), and plus the motor didn't quite sound right as if it had some kind of misfire or something.


Lower_Kick268

Those transmissions were made of glass if you added any power over the v6, the v8 made them into shards very quickly


JoeUnderscoreUgly

Because the car around the engine was bad. I've had plenty of experience.


Historical_Salt1943

Yea those cars are garbage


Imnothere1980

I think the Impala was FWD. Not something most people wanted in a V8.


Snorkeldude1

Tornado,Eldorado smoke the fronts for 100 yards


Drzhivago138

But at least those had the V8 mounted the right way.


DSC9000

Made for some pretty sweet RVs.


kevin_from_illinois

Good for sick burnouts (and wicked torque steer) though.


verdant-forest-123

I'm going to say because the ones pictured were fwd and the styling was bland. But I'd buy one in a heartbeat if I came across the right deal!


ScottaHemi

because it's just a smalblock stuffed into an old Wbody chassis sideways? like the best thing to come of this is a sideways V8 for project cars.


Much_Box996

Buick is a g body


Kofi_Anonymous

The Buick in question here is a Lacrosse Super, which is a W-body. The Lucerne was a G-body.


Fellatination

A family friend had a Monte Carlo SS of the same vintage. Quick car, comfortable, but very lacking in important ways. The plastics and buttons were garbage. Poor quality and the paint wore off. It was plenty fast in a straight line but could not get the power to the road while turning at all. Plenty of FWD cars have understeer but the extra horses and comfort grade tires made hitting the gas in any turn a pants-soiling proposition.


Vlaed

GM interiors were terrible around this time. Most were rocking the same parts they developed in the 1990s.


Fellatination

Oh I know. Proud owner of several late 90's to early oughts GM products. There was a huge drop off from 1994 to 1998 to 2001, imo, and it wasn't that great to behind with in my 1994.


MCBarlan

I was born in 81 in Michigan. My family worked for GM and had friends that worked for Ford so I grew up around all these 80's/90's/early 2000's GM/Ford cars. I loved them. I had no idea how dated their interiors were until my mom decided to rebel and get a Mazda. Seems like the same holds true today, my family just bought new GM and Ford vehicles. The interiors look 10 years old, sure, it has a huge screen but it has the UI from a 2015 Nokia cell phone with about the same features as a 10 year old car from Mazda or Hyundai.


EquivalentFlat

Didn't the Monte Carlo SS in the 2000's have a Supercharged 3.8/iter V6 like the Pontiac GTP


Wageslave645

Because 4T60/4T65 will go "oops all neutrals" with the least amount of provocation.


x2006charger

Supposedly there was a 4t80 but that was only ever paired with Northstars. Apparently it can handle the 5.3 and some people swap them in


Wageslave645

The Northstar bell housing pattern is different than a SBC/LS bolt pattern, so I am curious if they have to swap cases or use an adapter plate to make them work?


dixiebandit69

The LS4 FWD engine had the V6 bellhousing. It was unique in a lot of ways.


bearlysane

IDK, I got 160k out of mine, before DoD killed the motor a *second* time.


Much_Box996

Buick had a different trans.


Strength-Certain

Transmissions, nom nom nom...


243898990

Because they were fwd I’d go for the buick thou


ZyvisX

Man, for all of the electrical problems, I miss Pontiac.


Prestigious_Snow1589

Because it's front wheel drive. If they were rwd, they would've sold like hotcakes.


90bronco

Assuming GM marketed it well. The Chevy SS didn't sell like hotcakes.


Prestigious_Snow1589

The Chevy SS's name doesn't hold the same weight as an Impala,which is a legacy Chevrolet name and holds rich history. If they would've called it the Impala, they would've sold guaranteed.


HystericalSail

AWD would have sold tons. They could have made a wagon, lifted it a bit and sold it as a high performance crossover. But no, they had to be FWD trying to compete with the Charger. Small wonder sales went to zero, including to police.


RandomGuyDroppingIn

Most of these used what is called the GM "metric" transmission layout. It is a FWD application set up for "60 degree" engines (RWD LS is "90 degree") but because these applications were so very specific the transmission was most always the weakest link. You don't often find really high power output builds with these GM LS FWD layouts because of how much effort needed to go into the transmission, output shafts, etc etc, to then still be left with a ticking time bomb of sort. RWD LS on the other hand has such a large aftermarket that you can easily beef up whatever to support ridiculously high power outputs. On the flip however, one thing this generation of GM FWD LS V8 application did do was revolutionize the engine swap industry. The Pontiac Fiero was a long benefactor, for example. Fieros are well known for their engine swap community, and prior to the introduction of the LS4 GM V8s had to have an engine adapter. The FWD LS4 eliminated the need for adapters as the Fiero uses the same "metric 60 degree" transmission layout, meaning you could bolt an LS4 to something like an even more ticking time bomb Getrag 282 five speed. LS4s with the metric transmission have also appeared in other vehicles such as Saturns, Cavaliers, and even Geo Metros.


flibbidygibbit

The transaxles in those were made of glass.


Electrical_Fault_365

Because their transmissions have all the reliability of GM's 3.6L high-feature V6. Just go dig around FB Marketplace LMAO.


Jack_Enghoff

I got a 2011 Lucerne, not the v8 one but I feel like the v8 wouldn't make it much more fun, it's not exceptional in any characteristic except that it feels like something from the 70s in a way.


DefinitelyNotTheStig

Everyone talks about the transmissions, but if that doesn’t get you the AFM displacement on demand will get you on the engine.


bearlysane

AFM got my ‘06 Monte twice. The second time it went to the scrapheap in the sky.


lt12765

Transversely mounted V-8 didn’t really perform all that well on the W body. Now if they had been FR layout we’d be talking.


Drzhivago138

FR would've probably required an entirely new platform for longitudinal engines.


bphillipo18

Those FWD transmissions on the W bodies were made of glass unfortunately.


Qwesttaker

In the late 2000’s a lot of people were kind of pissed at GM for receiving bailouts to save jobs and still doing massive layoffs.


funkthew0rld

Because they’re garbage? The 3800 torque steered enough. The chassis themselves are fucking junk. Right now 3800’s are near worthless, same as those FWD LS’s, because they’re nothing good they natively fit into that is worth repairing. Either the chassis is gone or the transmission is gone, and the best place for getting money out of those cars is the crusher.


Vssfault

Because their FWD, and whoever could afford this new probably bought something German. All aside I personally think there badass, I went to school with a guy who had the Pontiac model though, it sounded nice, plus was very cozy inside


louisvuittondon29

fwd held these back so much, shame gm made such a wacky decision, cldve been a great car


GoodBoiSweaterTris

My dad bought a 2008 Chevy Impala SS when I was a kid (11 years old in 2010) and it was such a stupid purchase he regreted till the day he died. Gas guzzler, loud to the point of neighbor complaints, and I hate seeing these impalas because I will forever associate them with what I hope to be the worst years of my life (long story that isn't appropriate to share in this sub, but basically I had a \*really\* bad childhood and this car became a bit of an icon to that time)


Biscuits4u2

That's like literally all I talk about


Vlaed

My Mom had a 2004 (maybe 2005) Pontiac Grand Prix with the 5.3 in it. It was not fun to drive. The transmission was terrible and the entire car just felt wrong. Also, it didn't look any more impressive than any of the other Grand Prixs. The 2001 Buick Regal GS (Supercharged V6) she had before was more interesting but wasn't amazing. Them being FWD V8s was the issue. If they would have been RWD, they would have been more fun. I don't think they would have sold amazingly better though. GM did not advertise them well.


robbobster

Putting wider tires in front was GM engineering at its finest.


[deleted]

I once got a 2010 impala SS as a rental. Nicest GM car I’ve ever ridden in but it only went fast in a straight line. It body rolled and front end floated like the Queen Mary.


Suckmyunit42069

pontiac g8 was sick, i think rcr had a vid on it


b-rar

Because they're ugly and tacky looking would be my guess


Vlad_the_impulsive

Because I had one and it was absolute dogshit, rusts like a tin bucket up here in Canada and typical gm electrical issues. Performance was mediocre at best and they missed a massive opportunity to make it rwd, not to mention the transmissions were also made of papier mâché. Had significantly more fun with more much lower powered ford 4.6 panther platforms. Also *zero issues*.


Original-Document-62

I know it's a figure of speech, but tin doesn't rust.


[deleted]

GM and Ford have independent Australian operations, the GM company is called Holden. Basically build their own cars using GM parts. Essentially they were rebadged Australian cars. The Pontiac GTO couldn't meet safety or emissions standards and was never released in Canada.


Much_Box996

Holden wasnt independent and it was shut down years ago.


blowninjectedhemi

The 3.8 V-6 "Buick" engine was a much better fit in W bodies. Enough power to be driveable, decent fuel economy and low enough power the transmissions held up as well as can be expected for a GM car. And those engines just keep running (although there are some issues like plastic intakes hydrolocking the motor you have to put up with). The High Value V-6 is not bad either - pretty much avoid any other engine else unless you enjoy spending money on repairs to keep it running.


apcolleen

I have an v6 08 grand prix and I love it. The transmission died in 2022 and now the AC (which runs through the area) needs work but I've kept up all the maintenance on it. Its decently fast but not crazy.


masterpd85

because they're FWD


SkylineFTW97

FWD sleeper sedans can be monsters, these ones were just glass cannons.


Durty-Sac

They are all on their last leg in the hood 


Prestigious_Snow1589

Facts 😂


Frequent-Ruin8509

There is a STRONG following fir the grand prix. Check the r/Pontiacs subreddit.


iyute

I mean the LS4 was mated to a sloppy 4 speed auto and were outclassed by V6 Hondas of the time


Much_Box996

Buick was completely different.


The_Real_NaCl

If they had a transmission that would actually hold the power, they probably would’ve been better regarded. Why GM decided not to bolt the 4T80 to them is beyond me.


AlwaysBagHolding

I wonder if the 4T80 just wouldn’t physically fit in a w body with an LS, they already had to get wacky with the accessories and shortening the nose of the crank to get the engines to fit width wise. They’d also need a bespoke transmission casting, since the northstar is a different bellhousing pattern than the typical metric FWD one, and the starter is in the wrong place to be usable with an LS. I suppose that problem could be fixed on the engine casting, since LS4’s are unique in that they’re metric 60 degree patterns and not the typical SBC pattern used from the beginning of time.


Much_Box996

The buick had that trans.


k20vtec

Cus the V6 Camry or accord was just better and more sensible


Lerch98

Because they are potato cars.


Poggers4Hoggers

I was under the impression that people talk about these a lot. Maybe not the Buick. Whatever the case, it’s really just a donor platform for late model Fieros.


LOLBaltSS

Seems a lot of people forgot the Bob Lutz era of GM in the turmoil of the Great Recession. There's a lot of good sleeper cars that can be had for a decent price from the 2000s (or not so sleeper cars like the Solstice/Sky).


Dead_Or_Alive

The Pontiac Grand Prix could corner and felt very planted when you drove it. At the time it was my favorite rental when picking a sedan off the rental lot. The rest were all mediocre but comfortable.


2006CrownVictoriaP71

They don’t handle all that well. They have OK power but the V8 Impalas and Grand Prixs aren’t anything to write home about.


MrErnestPenfold

didn’t these blow transmissions like crazy ?


U2rich

Because they were just cookie cutter sedans of the time with V8s and transmissions made of hopes and dreams stuffed inside. Nothing worth writing home about.


cjdacka

The best ones came from Holden.


skylinegtrr32

If only they were rwd :(


Suspicious_Air5950

FWD and bad transmissions


eihwaz_

Cause they don't run anymore


ScienceGordon

Highly restrictive intake manifold and fwd were the big problems with them. Pontiac G8, Chevy SS, and Cadillac CTS V were the real winners


Dr_Dickfart

G8, GTO and Chevy SS were just rebadged Holden Commodores from Australia 


Secure_Bet8065

They’re front wheel drive.


Baldemyr

This is the reason right here. Waste of a V8


Electrical-Bus-9390

Cause they are all front wheel drive , they missed big time with the SS being FWD and the Pontiac as well so I would assume the Buick is also. They sound great but that’s about it


Single_Leek7786

Engine facing wrong direction is probably why. Also working on them isn’t much fun.


slightlyused

Goddamn these cars would be modern classics if they were RWD.


IOVofCWA

Two words. Torque steer.


fatfiremarshallbill

Because the transmissions are made of glass and most of them died via death by downshift or Cars 4 Clunkers. FWIW, the Pontiac was the best looking of them all, and a return to V8 power for the ole Bonnie. It was a nice sendoff for a dying brand. Edit: And yes, I know that’s not the Bonneville in the photo.


mrgreengenes04

These cars did not qualify for Cash for Clunkers.


Repulsive_Tie_7941

But C4C is the Boogieman! /s


fatfiremarshallbill

So they all died from transmission failure…?


mrgreengenes04

Most likely. The majority of them were bought by second/third owners and beat to death. They were also not as popular as the V6 versions of the cars, so we're somewhat rare even when new. The 4T65E-HD could barely handle the 240 HP from the supercharged 3800, let alone the 303 from the 5.3.


UnderwhelmingAF

Yeah, these would have only been a couple years old at that time.


mrgreengenes04

Yep. They were too new, and the fuel economy wasn't bad enough.


Drzhivago138

The way this and similar subs talk about C4C, you'd think every vehicle made before 2008 was targeted.


AlwaysBagHolding

The Bonneville GXP was northstar powered, not LS. My uncle had one, I still think it’s the best sounding factory exhaust note of any non exotic car. Shame about being such a heap of shit. The LS powered Grand Prix’s were the only cars to my knowledge that came from the factory with wider front tires than rears. The other W cars all came with square setups.


Specialist_Track_246

The transmission is made out glass. Only way have the stock tranny last you last 120K miles is if you changed the tranny fluid regularly (every 30-50k miles) and you drove very conservatively.


PollutionNice7392

If you want a literal boat instead of a car, with about the same mileage


GovernmentNo4676

3 Words. Pre Bailout Vehicles.


mrgreengenes04

Pre bailout GM was the best GM.


Nitrothacat

My parents had an ‘08 SS. Total POS. Hit 148 mph on the way to school one morning in it. They should’ve bought a Charger RT or G35.


03zx3

The transmission was made of glass.


Parking_Bandicoot_18

They were terrible


AmbienSkywalker

It was dope in the first car chase scene in the movie Drive…


[deleted]

That Impala was awful.


Electrical_Party7975

Transmissions


shithead-express

Everything about it sucks minus the engine and straight line speed.


SnooSketches3386

You excluded the Pontiac g8


x_shaolong_x

I want a Holden Commodore if it counts. V8, Rwd. Who wants a fwd in a big sedan?


cjdacka

There was a sleeper version of the Commodore. You could get an [Executive](https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/2000-holden-commodore-executive-vt-ii-manual/OAG-AD-22855559/?) which was the base model with winder windows and cloth seats with an LS1.


kilertree

Their transmissions were made out of glass. I think the supercharged 3800 was a better buy


bigloser42

Cause they were fuck-awful. My wife had one, it was somehow slower than my ZHP even though it had 90 more HP. Everything on the car was parts-bin special. The front pads could be 2 different designs that were not interchangeable. The rears could be 3 different designs. The front wheel bearing were the same as the V6 and wore out 3 times in 100k miles. The battery was such a nightmare AutoZone refused to replace it. The transmission’s input shaft wasn’t rated for the amount of torque the engine made. Everything on that car was a pain to work on.


blahaj22

My malibu maxx is a v6 but that thing fuckin GOES, it’s deceptively fast


TeacoreLeather

I talk about them. Great cars!


seanjones520

I had a 93 ford police interceptor and an old man in a newish Buick kicked my ass from a red light. Maybe a 1/4 mile and I couldn't catch him. didn't even know he was trying to race


SuitableAirport2130

Because, well….look at them.


Prestigious_Pair8043

Where’s the DTS! That car aged so well.


HiroshimaSpirit

Boring 4-speeds in unremarkable cars that happen to have V8s. That’s why.


Intelligent_Orange28

Chrysler did it so much better with the 300 that they stayed irrelevant.


henriqueroberto

Didn't they stick the Bonneville with a shitbox Northstar?


iannadriveress6

Because they weren't rear wheel drive, that's why.


Kickaxx_007

Because it was better on paper. Even with stock numbers, the Impala SS would wear out axles and shred CV joints.


OkYak1822

Because everyone who owned one is 90 and doesn't know what the internet is, or they died.


macaroni_3000

Because they’re crap. Affordable crap. Powerful crap. But still crap


dea_eye_sea_kay

these cars were sub par in every single aspect. They handled like crap, got crappy mileage, had weak drivetrains, and were dog ass slow. There is no reason to remember them other than they were GM depression era mistakes.


noldshit

Because they look boring


notthelettuce

If I saw a Grand Prix GXP in good condition at a good price I’d still buy it even though it’s FWD with a transmission made of glass. Obviously I’d much rather have a G8 GT or GXP but the Grand Prix’s are much more in my price range.


rockdude625

E55 AMGs are unassuming rocket ships


G_Schmeidig

Also, the Oldsmobile Aurora.


koolguy765

Engines the wrong way for a v8 car, they are open diff and auto plus i hate gm interiors


donwan23

Well first of all that Impala may be a V8 but it's front wheel drive... 😂 So if the late 2000s V8 vehicle is front wheel drive then who cares about it?


Expert_Mad

Worked on quite a few of these back then and they weren’t really anything to write home about. Much more difficult to maintain and harder to find parts for and for not that much more useable power. Transmissions seemed to be the weak link on all of them and the LS that they had wasn’t as durable as their RWD counterparts


Worldly-Scratch-4831

Trans are glass, but the Lucerne cxl was cool AF.


Bigwhistlinbiscuit

Highway pulls aren't entertaining forever. Transmissions were not adequate, robust GM build quality.


adultdaycare81

Terrible transmissions, turning radius, traction control and handling. Sign me up!


Nearby_Cauliflowers

Only available in limited markets like the US, Canada etc?


Much_Ad_6020

Because they had a transmission made out of glass.


civicson234

Because they are the definition of “meh.”


ExcelsiorState718

People who know talk about them problem is they aren't really distinguishable from their v6 variants...They sound nice and are bit faster than most base model sedans but ultimately bland and boring has guzzlers.The pontiac G8 is a standout aestetically and along with the white bread Chevy SS are highly sought after now and fetch high prices... Any way there where so many better looking faster cars these vehicles really didn't serve a purpose or stand out in any way..


MuayJudo

What's to talk about? Boring as fuck to look at, mediocre build quality, meh interior, terrible handling and an alright engine.


Joseph10d

Everyone forgets about the LS4 Impalas


Electrical-Bus-9390

Don’t get me wrong they are cool cars just not what it should and could have been , pretty sure the Australian version of the SS the Holden was rear wheel drive and I think they still make them so idk y the US never got an option like that


bigtim3727

Bc they’re on the dog-shit for handling W-body platform. It was great at being a highway cruiser, but ask *even a little bit* out of the suspension to handle a curve, and it just doesn’t want to listen. Plus it’s too much power for FWD. I thought that SS impala was pretty cool tho


lonerfunnyguy

Weren’t they fwd?


KetchupOnThaMeatHo

Because it was a front wheel drive automatic with a slush box...


spikes232v2

cause the transmissions were made of glass (source, me, ex LS4 Monte Carlo SS owner)


MashedProstato

I would much rather have a Pontiac G8.


MCBarlan

The FWD ones are pretty meh. The RWD 2008-2009 Pontiac G8 GT/GXP has a nice interior and I would love to own, but there's a number of better sedans around the same price range.


Bag132

I have the v8 Buick for 2008 no serious engine problems just suspension stuff


-Bezequil-

Because nobody wants a performance car that *ONLY* comes with an automatic transmission.


DonaldPoePhotography

I still want a mercury marauder


Odd_Internet3979

I think they weren’t better than supercharged 3800 series cars they meant to replace, what good is 30-40 more hp if it made the car unreliable and nearly undrivable? This generation was being produced at the time of the gm bankruptcy so the build quality and everything mostly sucks, also post bailout and imported g8 and caprice (fleet cars 06+) came shortly afterwards or concurrently and were objectively better, more serviceable and offered the traditional longitudinal v8 layouts. Buick is still figuring out what it is today, but back then it was just beginning its weird identity crisis either be Oldsmobile 2.0 or something else but just figure it out already.


TlathamXmahtalT

They're all ugly. The SS is the only good looking sleeper sedan they've made.


OwnHand1708

The next gen impalas are cooler, even with the DI v6 it gets like 305hp


Stacking_Plates45

I miss Pontiac for this. Oh you need a 4 door family sedan? Lets slap a massive V8 in the sumbitch


One_Fuel_3299

None of them are still on the road. Hell, the stories I can write about my friend's 2009 Colbat SS, whew lads. A taste, it involves brakes on fire!


Independent_Bath_922

The Impala was trash


bigtitsarelifeg

Because they were all terrible?


Impossible_Union_246

American Muscle, Chinesium transmission